twostones
"Splash!"
The weather was splendid and the kids took advantage of this time to torture Mommy and Daddy.
"Haha!!! I got you wet Mommy!!!" little Joey hollered, wide grin spread across his face
"Yeah, you just got owned by a five year old, Mom" my oldest son told me.
Did you know that an elephant trunk has a ridiculous amount of muscles - in the thousands? If you think you're face hurts from smiling, imagine how a baby elephant must feel trying to give itself a bath. That's a lot of muscles, but all for a pretty impressive trait for little baby elephant.
How dare he give me a number? Surely we can be better human beings that to rate each other. What happened to everyone being equal? Sure, rate me on how pretty I am, how likely I am to be successful. It'll just give me a chance to prove you wrong. Never judge a book by it's cover.
I see the little girls prancing across the stage, but they hardly seem aware of all the people in the audience. Who are these people? I'm here to support my niece, but surely these girls' mothers must know that not everyone here has quite as clean intentions.