veedeeplexagon
When I was a kid, me and my brother had a set of bunkbeds in our room. When he got too old to share a room with a girl, I had the bunkbeds to myself. An ill-advised birthday gift of a swiss army knife meant I cut the hell out of the bed. M
I guess it's a paradox to say you're not a liar. Everyone lies. I would hate to live in a world where we didn't. The problem we have isn't with lying, but it's with people who are bad at lying. Really, they should teach it in schools! Lying is polite. Lying is correct.