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My lease ends on July 31st. I am moving away in 2 months, and I wish it were sooner. Month to month is expensive, and more than my apartment is really worth. I look forward to a new city and a lower cost of living.
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I want to live like common people. I want to do what common people do.
~Pulp
Cap'n, I salute you. Your bravery is well above that of the mediocre sorts we've seen so frequently on board these past few years. Few men could wrestle a tuna with chopsticks the way you can.
Carve my heart right from my chest; it's yours to do with as you please.
Spike Jonze wanted spiked hair, but couldn't find gel that could make it stand sky-high. Instead Spike settled on a spiked leather collar, which he wore out his door with a sigh.
Fossil fuels are decreasing at an alarming rate. Something should be done, but no one seems to care enough to try an alternative approach. Fuck you, BP.
His hide is chestnut, but around his eyes, perhaps from age, worn patches have formed. He can be stiff in his hindquarters, but he still has tremendous heart. I always call him my velveteen horse.
Yesterday I wrote about tides, today it's the beach. Apparently this is a word association game, and I didn't even know it.
I have a mustache. Anchovies.
Confetti.
As I type this, an Axe deodorant ad depicting a man who sprays water out of his armpits like a hose is playing in the background. A tide of perspiration, if you will.
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