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August 26th, 2009 | 340 Entries

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340 Entries for “assume”

  1. if we all just made assumptions where would we be

    enegiss
  2. I just have to assume that this is what i have to do, then, everything will be right. To assume is to encounter the present, the past and the future of life. Im assuming my responsibility, am i not.

    bheymann
  3. when you assume you make an ass out of you and me. To assume is to think something is true when it is only because of your own suspicion, sometimes also because of facts. When you assume something bad is going to happen maybe it is because you are being pessimistic, maybe it is because you see a flaming torch flying at your face or because you are holding a bomb that says there are five seconds left.

    Dennis Lyons
  4. I assume that this is a good thing since my brother sent it to me and he usually sneds me….a lot of useless sites actualy, but this one seems good since it’s about words and probably effective training for the QCS, although you have a couple of hours for the QCS. Nonetheless it is still probably a good thing to do, and so I am doing it. Not that I actually have issues with the wirting task, it’s acutally by best one.

    Kathryn
  5. I assume tha this website is crazy and that assumptions are so weird so yeah… this is what im assuming riht now. i am scaring my friend as i am assuming this. i hate assumptions and i try not to make many

    maion cox
  6. People assume far too much. They just come up with all these crazy notions that ‘if a person does this, that means they’re this’ or ‘if a person looks like this then that is how they will act’
    It’s completely silly. I admit, I probably do this sometimes too. But I try not to. It’s just kind of… well, it’s ignorant. Not to mention inconsiderate.

    Jacob Evans
  7. weird, whats it?

    ilse
  8. Everyone assumes they know what everyone else’s life is like and that they have it better. The grass truly does look greener but many times it’s not. I’m guilty of thinking that my cross to bear is much heavier than my neighbors. I find out I’m wrong much of the time. A reality check is always a good thing.

    Crystal Test
  9. assuming makes an ass out of you and me. I assume all the time. I gigle when i read assume because it has the word ass in it. My mom advises against assuming yet she does it all the time. I assume this test is something pretty useless.

    Tracy
  10. “I assume you didn’t mean to come here,” Lucas said with a smile.

    I kept trying to push the door shut, but with a hinge missing, the door was uneven and had gotten stuck between the floorboards. I used this as an excuse not to answer him.

    “I’m not letting you stay unless you talk to me,” Lucas continued cheerfully.

    I considered.

    Ciara
  11. that i am not straight. assume that just cause i am a girly girl doesnt mean that i dont like girls too. dont assume that i have everything figured out cause i dont. when in actuality i am a crazy mess inside. i wish i could assume the role that I am suppsoed to have. the one where i marry a guy and lvie happily forever after. but i cant.

    Alyssa B
  12. assumption. assasinate. ass. apple. argue. little. words. function. live. absorbe. arogant, artichoke. aleviate. issues. pirate. pita. soy. judge. love.

    Melanie
  13. You all assume if you shove a few pills down my throat I’ll stop screaming. You all assume that it’s just a phase. I’ll be fine. You all assume I’m just imagining it

    It’s real.

    It’s here.

    You’re next.

    Kurekitsune
  14. don’t just assume you know everything about me.
    you always do that.
    this is why we can never be anything.
    just because you see me every day doesn’t mean you know me, doesn’t mean you understand the pain.

    Aly
  15. i assume that you are intelligent but assumptions are often wrong — therefore, i could be just as well off in assuming that you are unintelligent.

    the conditional to this hypothesis is that if you are intelligent, then there is equal parts unintelligence ingrained into your mind. therefore, in order to be intelligent, one must also be unintelligent.

    illogical thinking is the master of creativity and in essence, what is life without creativity?

    devin
  16. Don’t make assumptions if you can avoid it.

    Jeff
  17. People assume things about others all the time. And all these “wise old people” say “OH, assuming makes an ass of you and me, LOLOL” but really, everyone fucking assumes! It’s a part of life, a necessary evil, if you will. If I see someone with a knife and a hoody, I assume they’re gonna want to cut my fucking lungs out for twenty bucks, know what I’m saying? Fuck, I assume the shit out of most people. It only matters how you keep it in check.

    Jesse
  18. Assume. Something that a lot of people do. Judging? Perhaps…. Thinking something about someone..something before getting to know them, or looking into it. Maybe.

    Paige
  19. the obvious short would be to assume makes an ass of u and me. but that is so old school the new school thinking is that assuming makes a good….

    cathy
  20. Assume the worst, always.

    emily
  21. My mom loves that phrase and she uses it against me constantly because “assume” is one of my favorite words. It’s not my fault that it’s such an addicting word. And it’s not addicting because it has the word “ass” in it either.

    Kayla
  22. Everything begins with an assumption. “I think, therefore I am.” Is that really true? Isn’t that just a bold, outright assumption? Do we really know anything about anything? Regardless, without having any assumptions at all, our head would probably just explode in a spectacular and gory fashion, and nobody wants that.

    vish
  23. She assumed I was queer. Was her assumption right? Yes absolutely. Should I assume she is queer herself. Maybe.
    Assuming something to me is like judging someone.

    jocelyn
  24. One day, I assumed the greatest responsibility of my life. I followed my heart and opened my arms, and there you were. You had invited yourself, unannounced, unpredicted, the surprise of a lifetime. You made me your mother, and forever I will be.

    Taddy
  25. when we’re young we assume all of our dreams will come true. We forget that Morpheus sees dreams and nightmares as the same thing

    alisa haller
  26. Oh to assume that you know everything, this is to be young. Assuming another identity every day, this is also to be young. Don’t assume that I cook, say I. Don’t assume I fix things, says my boyfriend. To assume is to make an ass…

    Laura
  27. Assume you are right. Not always true. Write on the assumption that you are, but your word tell the lkie within. Assume nothing. Assume everything. The world is one. We are all one.

    Karen
  28. we assume everything is objective there’s no way we could be wrong about a fact. Mind is subjective, we see nothing but asumtions. Sometimes i wonder what’s real.

    R.E.S
  29. The mother of a child that is constantly thinking things that aren’t exactly true. An episode of Eight Simple Rules, “You make an ass out of you and me.” A very funny saying to go along with major retardation.

    Carly
  30. The worst assumption of a beholder- that the conductor directs the music and not the other way around.

    David Xiao
  31. you never gave me the chance
    never gave me the time of day
    you were never really there
    even though you said you were
    now you’re back but you’re still there
    away from home, body and soul
    then why don’t you leave, leave
    leave me alone?

    Josh Miller
  32. All I could think about was how if he was a beggar he had always been, thus he was uneducated and would not understand the coins I dropped into his palm were absolutely worthless. Of course, he nodded and offered me a half smile, but then looked down, and noticed that those coins were fake, and threw them at my head.

    Krissa
  33. A million thoughts ran through my head, none of this made any sense. I can’t say that that’s a big surprise, nothing’s been very clear lately.

    Jane
  34. Assuming makes an ass out of you and me. That’s what mom said. Something she stood by. I did it a lot, assume things things that is. So when I finally made a wrong assumption, mom wasn’t there to reprimand me anymore.

    Dayna
  35. You should never assume that things will ever go as planned no matter how much it seems that things fall in your favour. To place all of your eggs in one basket is folly.

    charly chauvin
  36. assume whats possible, and then what do you assume about me??? exactly nothing. i am just like you. dont assume…. KNOW!!!!

    byron
  37. You know that tired cliché about assumption–maybe it’s true. But assumption comes from curiosity, maybe an inference. You can’t always furnish proof, so it’s only natural to assume oftentimes.

    Kyle Kemp
  38. I had assumed today’s word would be ‘sneeze’ from when I’d searched it on google to find the website. Alas, I was incorrect. Assumations can indeed be wrong.

    lita
  39. I hate it when you assume you know better than me what I think, what I mean, what I want, what I feel, what I need. Only two people know these things for sure: God and me. Last time I checked, you were neither. So get out of my hair and just listen to me. LISTEN!

    Taddy
  40. people look at me and assume im fucking baked. because i am. i am so fucking ripped. decapitated. straight in the clouds. how many other ways can you say it? I ate the biggest ass nutella sammich.
    It changed my fucking life
    and it made an ass out of you and me
    assuming…

    erin