People assume that if you are in a relationship with a person, you are totally happy. That is so far from true. I am in a relationship with a guy that I have cheated on twice now, but I can’t break up with him because I’m too scared, I’m too nice, I’m too stupid. Instead, I choose to be miserable and I cannot help myself. I feel bad for the poor kid. I feel like a slut.
me
Don’t assume you know me. Fat, skinny, pretty or pretty ugly, I’m a person. Don’t judge me, don’t judge anyyone. No one is ever exactly how they seem.
Emma
to assume really isn’t a good idea at all. When you assume there are always false pretenses about someone or something… When i first learned about the word assume i was told that you will make an “ass out of U and ME.” Isn’t that clever? I thought it was…
Erica
it’s always in your head – growing. a monster, bigger than life. feeding off a thought, an idea, an instance. to assume is to make believe. i made believe. to make you believe.
aks
We all know what that does. But beyond that? It means that you donm’t even take the time to listen to someone else’s opinion or comments. Like you automatically become this selfish eating machine that thinks your own words and thoughts are superior to all others. Like you would win the war hands down if only you could get everything you wanted to say out. So don’t assume. Listen. And then…
Kate
Everyone assumes. Assuming makes an ass out of me and you. or you and me rather. I don’t understand why people can’t just be truthful and ask someone else instead of just assuming all the time. The world would be a better place if people didn’t go around assuming all the time. Assume is a bad word. Should be banned forever!
Kelsi
Old blues players assume the worst has happened and If they tell you, you’ll know how to avoid it. Or at least how to deal with it… bourbon, scotch and beer if you can find it, a guitar if you can’t. They’re benevolent.
dan shay
knowing something without actually knowing anything at all. often unfair, wrong, or inappropriate. i assume i know what i’m talking about here.
Jim Curran
Don’t assume that I am here to write. Assume that I am here not to write, and that I have some other purpose, which writing will fulfill. To assume is wrong, we’ve all heard. So, assume what you will, but think for yourself.
alp
I don’t assume. Make an ass out of you and me. I like to assume. Maybe you’ll assume. Assume the position. I love to assume. sitting in the park. with my ass on the bench. move me. love me. be the park and assume me. Take me on me.
Annmarie
that I don’t love you. Then what would you do? I’ve been in love with you since I met you. And you should just leave her if you can sleep with me. And if you can’t stand not talking to me for days.. then think about me leaving your indecisive ass next time.
I’m not sure how much longer I can love you if you don’t love me.
Jaye
My boyfriend always assumes he knows what i’m thinking and whatnot and it drives me crazy becasue i don’t like to assume things about him or what he does. Assuming things usually just leads to mmisconceptions and bad situations arise.
Jennifer
If you assume, that means the circumstances surrounding the problem, well, the evidence is overwhelming that it leads you to a conclusion, that you assume. Then there’s assuming just out of thin air to have a voice or make a point that is completely not supported.
carolina
Don’t make an ASS of U and ME. (Old joke.)
Joseph Leff
this.
is.
a.
crappy.
uninspiring.
word.
ananda
possibility
assiduous possibility
the orange quilt
in the back 40
the rollover minutes
squelching the dreams
of the five and dimers
down the tripsomatic
cast iron
skilletheads
visually bursting
with
times new roman
and the new
comic sans
a revolution a
revelation
on the order
of
the new world
passersby in
straining diapers
congregationalists
of
the naked eye.
paschal
assume is making an ass of u and me
fadz
It was all fun and games until that point. That’s when it had all gone awry. Our adventure was over, the beginning of the end was at hand, and I knew that it was too late to say goodbye. But as scary as this seemed to me, I felt more ok with it then I had anticipated.
Dan
dont make an ass out of u and me .
iman europe
How can I just know this? How was I to know that your heart wasn’t beating with mine, it was beating with his? Alone, I will forever sit alone at this desk and write stories of you. Dear heavens, this is what I deserve for assuming you truly loved me.
Alyssa
I assume to much at the wrong times it seems to affect my realtionships and cause paranoia. I somtimes though when im asuming things they turn out to be write and in turn validating this horrible sense of feelike like i have a special power
Richard
Assuming that everything is perfect is a utopia. No fairy-tales are ever true. They’re merely stories to make us feel better about imperfection around us.
K.K
making assumptions has not gotten me far, only gotten me sick. slipped into my psyche and ruined my mindset, my attitude. altered my perceptions and forced my imagination into overdrive, running wild with masochistic fabrications, twisting the littlest nothings into massive somethings. it is perhaps one of my greatest flaws — a flaw of every individual, i suppose.
lauren
you assumed I loved you. I didn’t. I never meant to lead you on, I just liked the feeling you gave me. ‘Til this day I don’t know if I regret it. Probably only hurting you, if anything.
emmie
Youo know what they say about assum? I assumed you did.
There is little to assume these days. We really aren’t able to make many assumptions. The more you assume, the more you take your life into your own hands. Although we have to assume all sorts of responsibility.
Scott
i hate assuming things but we all do. i wish we could all change this shit. but we can’t. sometimes assumptions are right and that’s great. but a majority, well i’ll even say half of the time we’re wrong. ad it’s those times we’re wrong that tend to fuck us over.
Zach
ass the makig a judgment with even thinking about something. To make a guess about something.Making your best guess on something
vincent Rini
take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof; “I assume his train was late”
ggterran
i like to watch ducks. they ammuse me. at dewines pound in yellow springs there are a lot of ducks. sometimes they get hit my cars. it sucks driving down the road and seeing dead geese or ducks. i wrote about the wrong word!
susan franklin
It’s never the best thing to assume something about a person before you actually meet them. My college roommate had pictures of her on facebook with her drinking and smoking and she was the so called homecoming queen. She is the nicest, most generous, coolest person I have ever met. We are such good friends. Don’t ever judge.
Brittany
Assume that I’m okay.
Assume that I’ll tell you waht’s wrong.
Assume that I’m safe in my room.
But you assumed wrong.
You always make assumptions,
Assuming rather than knowing.
And then you wonder why you’re always wrong.
The scars on my arms should tell you what’s wrong,
And my ribs jutting out,
But still you assume I’m fine,
But you assumed wrong.
Now you can assume all you want,
Because I’m not here.
Rik
people assume too much, they do it every day, often they assume the worst causing tension and thus creating issues which creates a cycle of assuming the worst
luke xalfa
i pressume you are going to assume,
what you already know to be true.
but let me partake, to say, that one should not equate, anything but love with hate and safe with your haven becasue its all gone before we know it. everything.
sprouts
You say I astound you
Confound you and wow you
But now that I’ve found you
I’m not so sure
You wrongly assume
But rightly suspect
And you’ll never beleive
What’s coming up next
Never above or below or between
Never a sight of the sight to be seen
Dark nights and bright days and thoughts in-between
Never say never, if that’s what you mean
Cherry
I assume you will understand. I know it isn’t fair, but it is just the way it has to be. Forgive me.
Melody Grace
makes an ass out of you and me. My husband and I argue about this one little word the most. The funny thing is that we don’t even know it’s the one controlling the argument. It’s powerful, and cunning. Climbs in when you aren’t’ watching out for it and ruins the best of intentions.
Kristine
I assume that this word is used often in the english language. Assume is a word that if not used correctly could make you look like an “…” How often does someone assume the wrong thing?
Laura
assume that i was made this way
assume life seems to be a stand still
and you are here alone and the only way to see is through the third eye blind
would life seem different? or exactly the same
where should we go from here?
Elise
don’t. it gets you in trouble. remember to think and ask questions first. don’t judge a book by its cover. look deeper. think clearer. wonder.
Rebecca
People assume too much. People assume that I am one way simply because of how I appear, or act, but I could actually be very different from how they interpret my appearance.
People assume that they know things. They assume that they’re smarter, better, whatever.
People assume that if you are in a relationship with a person, you are totally happy. That is so far from true. I am in a relationship with a guy that I have cheated on twice now, but I can’t break up with him because I’m too scared, I’m too nice, I’m too stupid. Instead, I choose to be miserable and I cannot help myself. I feel bad for the poor kid. I feel like a slut.
Don’t assume you know me. Fat, skinny, pretty or pretty ugly, I’m a person. Don’t judge me, don’t judge anyyone. No one is ever exactly how they seem.
to assume really isn’t a good idea at all. When you assume there are always false pretenses about someone or something… When i first learned about the word assume i was told that you will make an “ass out of U and ME.” Isn’t that clever? I thought it was…
it’s always in your head – growing. a monster, bigger than life. feeding off a thought, an idea, an instance. to assume is to make believe. i made believe. to make you believe.
We all know what that does. But beyond that? It means that you donm’t even take the time to listen to someone else’s opinion or comments. Like you automatically become this selfish eating machine that thinks your own words and thoughts are superior to all others. Like you would win the war hands down if only you could get everything you wanted to say out. So don’t assume. Listen. And then…
Everyone assumes. Assuming makes an ass out of me and you. or you and me rather. I don’t understand why people can’t just be truthful and ask someone else instead of just assuming all the time. The world would be a better place if people didn’t go around assuming all the time. Assume is a bad word. Should be banned forever!
Old blues players assume the worst has happened and If they tell you, you’ll know how to avoid it. Or at least how to deal with it… bourbon, scotch and beer if you can find it, a guitar if you can’t. They’re benevolent.
knowing something without actually knowing anything at all. often unfair, wrong, or inappropriate. i assume i know what i’m talking about here.
Don’t assume that I am here to write. Assume that I am here not to write, and that I have some other purpose, which writing will fulfill. To assume is wrong, we’ve all heard. So, assume what you will, but think for yourself.
I don’t assume. Make an ass out of you and me. I like to assume. Maybe you’ll assume. Assume the position. I love to assume. sitting in the park. with my ass on the bench. move me. love me. be the park and assume me. Take me on me.
that I don’t love you. Then what would you do? I’ve been in love with you since I met you. And you should just leave her if you can sleep with me. And if you can’t stand not talking to me for days.. then think about me leaving your indecisive ass next time.
I’m not sure how much longer I can love you if you don’t love me.
My boyfriend always assumes he knows what i’m thinking and whatnot and it drives me crazy becasue i don’t like to assume things about him or what he does. Assuming things usually just leads to mmisconceptions and bad situations arise.
If you assume, that means the circumstances surrounding the problem, well, the evidence is overwhelming that it leads you to a conclusion, that you assume. Then there’s assuming just out of thin air to have a voice or make a point that is completely not supported.
Don’t make an ASS of U and ME. (Old joke.)
this.
is.
a.
crappy.
uninspiring.
word.
possibility
assiduous possibility
the orange quilt
in the back 40
the rollover minutes
squelching the dreams
of the five and dimers
down the tripsomatic
cast iron
skilletheads
visually bursting
with
times new roman
and the new
comic sans
a revolution a
revelation
on the order
of
the new world
passersby in
straining diapers
congregationalists
of
the naked eye.
assume is making an ass of u and me
It was all fun and games until that point. That’s when it had all gone awry. Our adventure was over, the beginning of the end was at hand, and I knew that it was too late to say goodbye. But as scary as this seemed to me, I felt more ok with it then I had anticipated.
dont make an ass out of u and me .
How can I just know this? How was I to know that your heart wasn’t beating with mine, it was beating with his? Alone, I will forever sit alone at this desk and write stories of you. Dear heavens, this is what I deserve for assuming you truly loved me.
I assume to much at the wrong times it seems to affect my realtionships and cause paranoia. I somtimes though when im asuming things they turn out to be write and in turn validating this horrible sense of feelike like i have a special power
Assuming that everything is perfect is a utopia. No fairy-tales are ever true. They’re merely stories to make us feel better about imperfection around us.
making assumptions has not gotten me far, only gotten me sick. slipped into my psyche and ruined my mindset, my attitude. altered my perceptions and forced my imagination into overdrive, running wild with masochistic fabrications, twisting the littlest nothings into massive somethings. it is perhaps one of my greatest flaws — a flaw of every individual, i suppose.
you assumed I loved you. I didn’t. I never meant to lead you on, I just liked the feeling you gave me. ‘Til this day I don’t know if I regret it. Probably only hurting you, if anything.
Youo know what they say about assum? I assumed you did.
There is little to assume these days. We really aren’t able to make many assumptions. The more you assume, the more you take your life into your own hands. Although we have to assume all sorts of responsibility.
i hate assuming things but we all do. i wish we could all change this shit. but we can’t. sometimes assumptions are right and that’s great. but a majority, well i’ll even say half of the time we’re wrong. ad it’s those times we’re wrong that tend to fuck us over.
ass the makig a judgment with even thinking about something. To make a guess about something.Making your best guess on something
take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof; “I assume his train was late”
i like to watch ducks. they ammuse me. at dewines pound in yellow springs there are a lot of ducks. sometimes they get hit my cars. it sucks driving down the road and seeing dead geese or ducks. i wrote about the wrong word!
It’s never the best thing to assume something about a person before you actually meet them. My college roommate had pictures of her on facebook with her drinking and smoking and she was the so called homecoming queen. She is the nicest, most generous, coolest person I have ever met. We are such good friends. Don’t ever judge.
Assume that I’m okay.
Assume that I’ll tell you waht’s wrong.
Assume that I’m safe in my room.
But you assumed wrong.
You always make assumptions,
Assuming rather than knowing.
And then you wonder why you’re always wrong.
The scars on my arms should tell you what’s wrong,
And my ribs jutting out,
But still you assume I’m fine,
But you assumed wrong.
Now you can assume all you want,
Because I’m not here.
people assume too much, they do it every day, often they assume the worst causing tension and thus creating issues which creates a cycle of assuming the worst
i pressume you are going to assume,
what you already know to be true.
but let me partake, to say, that one should not equate, anything but love with hate and safe with your haven becasue its all gone before we know it. everything.
You say I astound you
Confound you and wow you
But now that I’ve found you
I’m not so sure
You wrongly assume
But rightly suspect
And you’ll never beleive
What’s coming up next
Never above or below or between
Never a sight of the sight to be seen
Dark nights and bright days and thoughts in-between
Never say never, if that’s what you mean
I assume you will understand. I know it isn’t fair, but it is just the way it has to be. Forgive me.
makes an ass out of you and me. My husband and I argue about this one little word the most. The funny thing is that we don’t even know it’s the one controlling the argument. It’s powerful, and cunning. Climbs in when you aren’t’ watching out for it and ruins the best of intentions.
I assume that this word is used often in the english language. Assume is a word that if not used correctly could make you look like an “…” How often does someone assume the wrong thing?
assume that i was made this way
assume life seems to be a stand still
and you are here alone and the only way to see is through the third eye blind
would life seem different? or exactly the same
where should we go from here?
don’t. it gets you in trouble. remember to think and ask questions first. don’t judge a book by its cover. look deeper. think clearer. wonder.
People assume too much. People assume that I am one way simply because of how I appear, or act, but I could actually be very different from how they interpret my appearance.
People assume that they know things. They assume that they’re smarter, better, whatever.