assume

August 26th, 2009 | 340 Entries

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340 Entries for “assume”

  1. holy cow

    boogy
  2. Too many people in this life assume things. Societal perspective is based all upon assumptions, which in turn are based upon race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc.

    Make assumtptions as little as possible.

    Anna G
  3. Everytime you assume it’s never a good thing. People assume all the time without even realizing that they are- most people who appose assuming are assuming that people are assuming.

    corey
  4. i hate it when people assume my feelings.

    not-all-smiles
  5. don’t make an ass out of you an me. People really shouldn’t assume anything, especially about the people they think they know the best. Assuming things only hurts other people, or confuses situations. I wish less people assumed, and more people asked.

    Y
  6. lots of people assume things about people. They think that just by looking at someone, they know where they grew up, how much money they have, and how they see the world. This is wrong. You cannot know everything about someone just by looks alone

    Brett Dery
  7. i assume that people really know what they want in this world when the truth is they really dont. Assuming is what gets us all into trouble as we try to make decisons that just fuck up the way we really think. People assume to much, we assume people love us and they really dont. I assume that no one will read this and that no one cares. we will see.

    Nick
  8. You assume you know absolutely everything about where I’m coming from because you barely experienced something slightly similar, or because you experienced the opposite and therefore find it appropriate to judge my situation or my feelings towards my situation. Yeah? Well fuck you.

    Kinnery
  9. I assume that the best thing to do is to use his skull to put my cigarettes in, as I do not know what else it would be used for. It certainly wasn’t for that shriveled little brain of his.

    Racer D.
  10. You assume you know everything. You don’t In fact, you know nothing. The fact that you think you know everything makes you more ignorant than those who understand that they know nothing. You are the type who will never change, never realize that you are a twisted person. But then again, I assume you will never change.

    Carlene
  11. Where did the stupid saying “When we ‘assume’ we make an ass out of you and me”, come from? My God, what a stupid, trite and condescending literary chestnut. I can recall hearing it on the old “Odd Couple” tv show and completely hating Felix for it, the shmuck.

    ketchel
  12. i assume–and the world assumes–far too much sometimes. we fill things in without knowing what there is to fill. you will make an as out of Su and me if you assume, and i am not an as. i am a like. the other kind of simile. i am like a simile; i am not a metaphor.

    shayne
  13. assuming, like what i do every day and pretend that i dont. like i’m above it, like i don’t do that to people. i don’t make judgements, i’m not like the others. i don’t gossip or backtalk to bitch, i’m the good friend. and now it gets thrown back at me when i find out that hey, now people do the same thing to me. maybe i deserve it. maybe it’s fucking karma.

    allie
  14. assume you are here in virtual reality writing to no one in particular why?

    NWartist
  15. I wish I didn’t assume so much…like that he didn’t like me…that his songs were about me, that when his eyes glanced over in my direction, he was looking at me. I wish I didn’t assume that I was on his mind, just like he was on mine. I wish I knew for certain. But all I have left is to assume.

    Jamie
  16. If one is to assume that god exists than why are they incapable of assuming that they may possible be incorrect in their belief that there is a magical sky wizard who watches everything they do. The answer? They’re just fucking dicks.

    PotatoKing
  17. I assumed this was the worst thing that could happen. It all seemed too horrible for me and my sheltered little world. But of course, things don’t work out that way. So I stopped and walked out of that house. Fuck this. We all have to grow up some time.

    Eddie
  18. never assume people know what you mean. explain yourself thoroughly, otherwise, don’t get upset when they ask you what the hell you are talking about.

    E
  19. Don’t assume you know me. Don’t assume you know everything. Every one you know has a secret. Everyone. Even if you’ve known them for years. If you assume you know everything about someone- it’s obvious they’re very good at hiding it from you. Next time you assume, just shut up.

    Laura
  20. i assume this report will get done. but that’s an assumption that should be reality. assuming things may get me nowhere actually.. so i guess this means nowhere and nothing is to be gained when people assume.

    alex
  21. don’t make an ass out of me and you today. I assume were all red headed and gorgeous today cheers my lady assume i don’t like you you turd. asume asume that there is a rainbow with a pot of gold. assume emussa red cat blue dog assume your name is alisa today tonight goodday to you waterloo waterloo free falling assuming pig pot of gold. flowers assume they smell goodWRONG. small today tonight.assuming is bad for the soul of our country like walmart is today. hate walmart hate sams club. assume they use sweat shops for there chinese children.

    Carrie Carson
  22. i assume you know what the word “assume” means. i assume you know what colour the sky is. i assume you love life, because you should. i assume you’re happy. i assume you know how i feel.

    flora
  23. ass outta you ad me..simple as that

    meeta
  24. we assumed that i would be ok with it. casual, you said. low-key, i thought. it wasnt beautiful, it wasnt meaningful, it wasnt even good. we assumed that i would be ok with it. it turns out that im not.

    ali
  25. When you assume, you make an ass of you and of me. So don’t assume things, as it’s far better to think and to make conclusions based upon facts and truths rather than partial truths that are laced with doubts. “Assume” is a gentle word compared to what it truly indicates. “Infer” is slightly better, but still problematic.

    Allie
  26. i dont really care which came first, the chicken or the egg. the only thing i care about is whether or not i can eat them both. both are very delcious, and with a slice of pie and glass of wine, can compliment a meal greatly. my favorite thing ever is the irony of the chicken AND egg biscuit. that’s just wrong, man.

    kevo the awesome
  27. You assume that I’m an asshole who doesn’t love you. You assume that the world is out to get you. You assume that you are right, but the world is wrong, but somehow you manage to hate your beautiful self more than anyone else.

    Jamaul
  28. I’m going to assume that you’re going to forget about me, but that’s okay. Because I know there are a million other faces that won’t. I’m going to become a top world fighter. As unrealistic as that dream may sound, it’s still tangible in my perspective. I’m young, I’m motivated, I’m ready to kick ass.

    hugarbol
  29. makes an ass out of you and me

    sam
  30. I ASSUMED that no one would use the old joke ‘make an ass out of u and me’ on oneword, but I ASSUMED wrong.

    Myst
  31. you may assume that you know me, but in fact you know nothing about me. I like many things you’ve never thought about. I hate many things that you assume I love. It’s a sad day in this world when I have to deal with someone that assumes things of me…. How sad….

    Lotus
  32. He didn’t mean it. He wanted to take it back.

    “…What?” Her voice stabbed him like a knife. “You think I want to sleep with him?”

    “I… I’m sorry, I just assumed…”

    The look of pain in her eyes told him he just made the biggest mistake of his life.

    josebachachicken
  33. Don’t assume because you’ll make an ass out of you and me.

    =P

    Myst
  34. Assume is broken down into three parts:

    ass, u, and me.

    It only needs two.

    Myona
  35. Assuming the day will bloom into this glorious personification of love represented in time and space as we know it only leaves hate and destruction a gateway to disappointment.

    dsheets
  36. makes u an ass

    ed
  37. i assume that this writing thing is a waste of time, but when you assume you make an ass out of you and me! So i guess i’ll give it ago. i assume a lot of things. i assume what people are like just by taking one look at them. but i try not, i want to stop but its hard so i keep pushing and pushing and maybe one day i can stop.

    zach
  38. I assumed it would go badly. She wouldn’t understand, she’d cry and ask me not to do it. I was wrong. She calmly said good bye, have a nice life and hung up. Just like that, two years of my life were over. Done. I had finished it. Is that what I wanted?

    Daniel
  39. I assume that you and I will have nothing in common, but by making that assumption, I could be completely wrong.

    matt
  40. i really want to just go away one day and start my own life. i feel like by living here forever i will never be able to be the whole person i need to be. i need to be happy with myself and the decisions i make. if i dont do anything about it now i may never jump into my life. moving to new york with april

    Allie