battery

April 9th, 2009 | 215 Entries

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215 Entries for “battery”

  1. the battery died. I knew it would. I always did. God DAMN it. He was going to call and I didn’t charge it like I told myself I would… I thought I could either chalk it up to the fact he never called… but by the time I plugged it back in again, he had already left a message and I knew I was too late.

    dana
  2. I hate it when you are trying to take an awesome picture with your camera or about to go on a picture taking spree only o find out that the damned battery is dead. I dont get why they run out so fast. Its so expensive! And my camera needs 4 AA batteries, and it lasts for like 10 pictures!

    G
  3. Pitchforks and flares,
    an old log bare of bark
    crashes at the door

    Emily
  4. I’m charged, i’m ready…ready to go before the wheel that spins and topples over your obstacles. The battery is within me, full of the power that will keep this engine going. Glowing fiery orange and red, it rages contained inside the black encasement, trapped in my own cool, calm body.

    westrey page
  5. If you didn’t pack them in your luggage, you’re basically screwed if it happens to you. Assault and it, in other words. A play on them, in fact.

    ashley
  6. powerful. powers my life. powers my phone. the only way i can keep in touch with my mother. one of the best inventions of all time. a crime i never will commit. copper and black. energy.

    lover
  7. Battery, as in, assault and battery? Or as in the Energizer Bunny? I am not typing quickly enough to justify either interpretation.

    B
  8. Battery give energy, it is an indication of energy. the word also has a place in law

    Donovan
  9. Charge runs out, battery dies. End of story, battery is replaced, life moves on. Charge runs out and we push harder. Charge drains to nothing and we push harder, and harder, trying to just get a little further, because we know that we can do it if we just try that little bit more. But charge runs out, battery dies.

    Tristin
  10. b attery the place where the bombs fell. the thing that died in side me. or was it a park somewhere. i dont know but just keep me juiced up.

    Robert
  11. Battery. Our hearts are like a battery. When it turns old, it goes useless. When it’s young, it’s energetic. It also keep us going and going.

    EUGENIA
  12. it’s like the armoury, but for battalions, I think. I don’t know why I thought of it rather than something hitting or something to make things go. I thought of armouries and batteries like in the old days, or Britain.

    Anne
  13. There never seem to be enough batteries around the house. And the remote control, the cameras, the electronic toys always seem to run out of battery very very quickly. Ugh. Somebody go charge them already.

    sab
  14. My battery needs to be recharged. Not the one in my car, the one in me. No more little energizer bunny. Age is slowing me down and I don’t like the feeling.
    I want my energy back.

    Paulie
  15. The remote wasn’t working. Stan pressed the volume button harder, it did nothing. The battery was probably out. He opened the small compartment door next to him and glanced in.
    No batteries there.
    “Well, damn,” he muttered.
    He was too comfortable to get up.

    Christina
  16. it seems like such a simple word. it is the word that makes things go. it makes cars move, clocks keep time, phone communicate and radios play beautiful music. makes me sad that the same word also makes people stay and not get out of a rotten situation

    debbie
  17. Assualt and battery, the story of my childhood! At the time it is quite amazing how a child can survive such a brutal regime and still come out normal!

    greedy
  18. damn. I left the lights on AGAIN. my husband is going to be so pi…ed. what an idiot. I knew I should have gone back out to check. now i have to call the aaa service.

    susan
  19. as i saw a figure nearby i thought i was going to die the sweet song of engines vrroom
    and boy, can i say it was like dooom
    the facial expression he had-so sad?
    poor poor poor old dad
    he fixes cars all and all day and eventually i can hear him say can you feel this next to me? it is like a battery oh so sweet but sounding bad and yet, i love you, i love you dad.

    Catherine Camacho
  20. I can taste the metal on my tongue and know that i am fully charged alive yet not alive

    Cherlio
  21. They charge. They run. The provide. They are life, as humans have managed to create thus far. They are miraculous, regardless of how insignificant we have come to see them. They are the first step towards creating life on out own.

    Jermanie
  22. The battery tingled when she placed it on her braces. It reminded her of days past when she would work on sculpy castles and clay soldiers.

    me
  23. i need to buy more batteries… it is amazing how many batteries we use in this house. Batteries for kid stuff… batteries for adult toys hehehe. Really, i should buy stock in energizer lol. I remember the lady at the sex toy store telling me which batteries were best for vibrators, oh what a conversation.

    Brittany
  24. the batteryy is used for so many things, thoughh theyre expensive. and things never work withough batteries, i hate betteries :( im already too broke to buy the thing that needs the batteries in the first place. sometimes they need 4, or 8! like what the helll is up with that??

    amber
  25. Fighting away the battery is the soul conviction. It will not go away, just shock you into being. Shock, shock, shock you into being. Lovely. Lovely. Batteries will keep you going for years on end, trying to find a way to survive but to not survive at the same time. We want to die but we can’t because we are trapped. It’s a battery, a time, a place, a soul, a race. We are running. Running is what we can do.

    Alina
  26. Battery. Batteries are necessary to make certain things work. Why, one can say we have an internal battery. Some are wired differently than others. Also, I’ve never been to Battery Park. Should go. See the river and stuff.

    LAR
  27. assault and battery, a battery of tests, ideas, words, an assault of words and tests, an assault on the senses, a sense of words, assault by words, being tested and assaulted

    ali
  28. the lifeblood of many systems and machinery alike, batterys become increasingly important to a lifestyle we literally live on today. Without these things, we would be skrewed. They power space ships, cars, everything! Maybe you don’t realize it or have never thought about it… but, where would me be without batteries????? seriously, I am dead seirous, and now my 60 seconds are done

    dylan
  29. Im recharging my battery

    Annina
  30. Its what keeps me going. It dies. I replace it. Mine never seems to die. I see others die out… they droop, sag and limp. Mine is strong, it’s fierce. i don’t know what makes mine so, but it is. It’s life. It’s knowledge. It’s freedom. And it hurts knowing mine might not die, even when I want it to. Sometimes, I think I feel it draining… but it’s just my heart growing cold.

    Heather.
  31. Filling up on good things this afternoon. Recharging the batter.

    lunette
  32. power lithium solid metallica AA steel

    danny salazar
  33. energizer bunny. I wish that people had batteries, then we couldbe energized all the tme,in stead of wasting all that time sleeping wee could just get new batteries! Think of all the time we would get back. Negative posetive AA AAA B? is there a B

    Ali
  34. i slip inside the changing room and draw the curtain around me. i press the secret button in the wall that no one knows about, and am immediately teleported to the planet zyirgon. only then do i realise that the climate there is inhospitable for humans, and hence i die. what does this have to do with the word battery? nothing at all except for the fact that i just mentioned it.

    hocus
  35. Batteries are needed to play Gameboy. Back in the day I had a Gameboy, the good old fashioned gray type where the battery pack would always fall off because I’d dropped it. I remember the Gameboy Printer that Nintendo manufactured needed something like six batteries. There was also that camera gimmick … oh, Nintendo. Oh, batteries, how your double As taunt me.

    Candace
  36. Assault and battery they called it. Assault and battery, my arse. More like an introduction, a prelude to real pain, a taste of what was due. Billy Arnett knew what he had done, and he knew it was coming.

    Bill Kirby
  37. Sometimes i need batteries but can’t find any one. I use batteries for my headphones. When I’m out of batteries, I’m using the speakers in the monitor, and that sucks if i watch porn.

    LowLife
  38. Batteries hold the key to a very efficient life, technologically. Batteries fuel electronics used on a daily basis to ensure the easy task finishing we humans desire. Man is getting lazy. Batteries add to this.

    emily
  39. Like a battery, I need to be charged from time to time. I cannot possibly go on and on without a rest. I just can’t. How am I supposed to get charged then, is the question? Is going to parties and dances considered being charged or discharged?

    kc
  40. betteries cause everyday things to work
    without a battery, people would be driven insane. Batteries, sadly, work, remote controls which make people watch tv, and if we didn’t have batteries for these to work, then people would crack under the thought of having to stand. This is a sad, yet true statement about our society.

    sawyer