birdhouse

December 29th, 2009 | 381 Entries

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381 Entries for “birdhouse”

  1. My pet bird lived in the most elaborate birdhouse. Each wall had an elegant floral wall paper that reminded the little cockatoo of home. It was a splendid place with the most comfortable perch out front.

    Pat
  2. birdhouse! lol now this is a good one! at first i thought of the tony hawk skateboard company but then i realized the house thing for birds! i tried to make one of those! i made and painted it but forgot it while it was drying so i never put it out! for shame

    Brandyn
  3. i built a birdhouse when i was little, old men helped me. it was neat. i miss kindergarden. i miss being little actually. i think the old men were in the kiwanas. i found a flying squirrel in a birdhouse when i was on a golf course. I used to love to golf, I should start golfing again. too cold in Chicago though, kind of sucks

    Whitney
  4. usually something one build, possibly something that one would buy. A father- cub scout sort of activity. why do birds need houses anyway? they build their own, i suppose a optional house for when they need to entice their yard over the neighbors in the best yard competition.

    nate
  5. When blue was my favorite color, I knew it was because of the bluebirds that crowded around my grandfather’s birdhouse. The tall figure almost seemed to stand over my garden, a warning to beasts of the ground. Birds of all kind flocked there, and my grandfather would spend days arranging nuts for them to eat. A buffet for birds is what he created, and they all seemed to thank him. The day he left, a bird of each color, every size, every shape, was arranged on his windowsill. Craving a variety only he could produce, I’ve got big shoes to fill.

    Zuzia
  6. i made one when i was a kid … or at least something like it … and actually it wasn;t even me who made it. but i was a part of it..and its nice to revisit that memory.

    Anonymous
  7. the birdhouse holds our memories
    the sweet memories of childhood
    i wonder if our dreams from then will die
    as our birdhouse rots away

    lets make sure it never leaves
    lets protect our childlhood form theives

    Mae
  8. A brilliant yellow canary tweeted in the birdhouse I had built in my backyard. Indeed, this was the reason I had spent hours lovingly carving the wood so it would appeal to mankind’s feathered friends — now, I could lay back, relax, and enjoy the canary’s beautiful singing. Then the ravens came.

    vish
  9. Birdhouse: Code name for the old abandoned barn down the interstate, two miles past the Millers’ house–the tall one, with the red peeling paint and the collapsing shed beside it. Named so for the flocks of lusty, flighty young women that flit in for the keggers. Take heed, young man; they’ll entrance you too, with feathers (thin papery dresses, obscenely cut, and strawberry locks) and song (hip-hop blasting from iPod speakers), and it’s all to easy to be swept off your feet in the flighty female flock.

    Charlotte Ravenswood
  10. Go on.
    Say it.
    Say I’m a bird…..

    If you’re a bird I’m a bird.

    Jessica
  11. Go on..say it..say I’m a bird….

    If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

    True Love at its finest.

    JJ
  12. do you know what a birdhouse is well it is a house where a bird lives in and i love to make one with my family and panit it different colors i love to do it so much you will

    Anonymous
  13. we used to have a bird house at our old place in santa barbara, but we kept forgetting to put bird feed in it or something. i don’t exactly remember why we stopped. anyway, we don’t have one here at our house in grover because there is nowhere to put it without the cats getting it. i think. i don’t really know about that either. anyway, birdhouses ddefinitely remind me of SB.

    Ravyn
  14. The bird sat in a tree waiting for her love to come home. She was sad, for he had been gone for some time, and the nest was lonely. After hours, she went out looking for him and found him, sitting in the road. She flew down quickly, rushing to meet him and realized he was injured.

    Meghan
  15. we have one in front of our house. my mom likes them cuz she likes birds. i think. i guess they are nice

    mike
  16. what the fuck. i dont want to write about birdhouses again

    poop
  17. um……i wish i could live in a birdhouse. i think that would be awesome. then people couldnt bother me in there….they would have to climb a pole….or…….fly.

    Casey
  18. when i see birdhouse i think of the home depot little kid thing that you go to to build shit. we build birdhouses and all types of “ill” shit. It was hella fun, but I can’t do it anymore because I’m 20.

    Gregory
  19. My grandma had a birdhouse. That was when she lived in the upstairs apartment, but she had to move downstairs as she got older. Actually, she had the birdhouse at both apartments, but I remember when she had it upstairs more vividly because I was a kid then and I noticed more shit like that. The seeds looked interesting.

    Jasmine
  20. Laying on the ground, looking up, all I could think was that the birdhouse needed paint. I was dying. My blood was spilling out, soaking into the ground, and all I could think about was this dang birdhouse.

    Doug McIntire
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    Anonymous
  22. i like birdhouses. i made one once. actually, i think i made a bunch. some for real birds. one ended up fille dwith bees. one i painted blue and glues buttons on. i think spiders lived in that. birdhouse would be a good band name. or a song.

    kelly
  23. in the birdhouse i lay, instead of enjoying the sun i stay inside to soak up some culture through the eyes of someone else

    alfonso h
  24. We walked across the field and we came upon a birdhouse. Inside this birdhouse, were little figures that looked just like us. Love.

    fchgdxf
  25. A house that birds live in. Can be indoor or outdoor. Though traditionally outdoor considered, should be changed. Indoor birds should live in houses, not cages. The term cage had negative implications.

    Anonymous
  26. “The birdhouse at the edge of the riverbank, near the abbey. Look at it, Sam. Just look at it. There’s no food inside. No millet seed. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Some monk nailed a plastic Jesus figurine to the wood, and pointed a tiny spotlight at the twelve inch figure.”
    “God, I hate coming back home.”

    Andrea
  27. i saw a birdhouse once. the baby birds were waiting for mama bird to bring them supper.

    kiki
  28. on top of a treehouse, sits a birdhouse and in it nests a mother. wings embraced around her featherless offspring, she is reborn again as a giver of new life.

    m
  29. Jail being a “birdhouse”
    Does that mean that prisoners can fly?
    Does that mean that they can sing?
    (Though I have no idea why.)

    WB
  30. i find it ironic that people bother to buy birdhouses. somewhere, there’s a factory that builds them. somewhere, there’s a chainsaw being used to cut down the tree to make the birdhouse.

    why the hell don’t we just leave the tree where it is? the birdhouses we make are shitty anyway.

    millikin
  31. Bad word followed by another and yet an other. What complete nonsense.

    TiganMurdar
  32. Birdhouses are an easy way to interact with nature. All one has to do is build a small house out of wood, and hope birds decide to live there. Throughout the spring, birds may decide to build a nest in the birdhouse, which grants them safety and comfort from the elements. For the humans, it’s an easy way to observe nature and enjoy life’s wonders.

    hello
  33. an artificially built nest for birds to hatch eggs in and nurture nestlings.

    pavalamani pragasam
  34. yellow. i always wanted a yellow birdhouse with a red roof. like minihouses that you arent allowed to go into…

    katie
  35. nasty, dark little hole
    in the side of the tree
    leading into the depths of
    hell itself.

    did you know that’s where
    you were headed
    when you stuck your stupid
    curiousity in?

    you’re going to
    hell.

    you’re going to fucking
    HELL.

    .mate.feed.kill.repeat.
  36. The birdhouse held no birds, only captured flight.

    c sizzle
  37. There was a birdhouse in the pecan tree in the yard. Always. Never birds, just a house whose paint was chipping and curled up like the legs of a dead spider. Maybe it was in a bad place, maybe the cats scared off the potential inhabitants, but it swung lazily back and forth from the broken branch, waiting for friends that would never come.

    Leah Keith
  38. small big caged wooden with a roof with a peg with a little door for nutters outside in a tree as a decoration a tacky decoration a collectable worth a lot on antiques roadshow

    jennifer
  39. Birdhouses are not exactly common around where I live. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen one at all around my neighborhood in recent years.

    Im a Horribly Slow Writer
  40. a house for birds
    the place where birds live
    tony hawks skate boards
    a place where birds could hang out
    a shelter for the birds

    Anonymous