brother

February 4th, 2010 | 284 Entries

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284 Entries for “brother”

  1. I hate having no little brother. My big brother is a marine. Osmplz. He’s going to prove to you all one day he is Godly. P.S. That’s what she said.

    faggoty spaceballs
  2. my brother is hunter. 17. good looking. like his sister in the sense that he takes a lot of messing up to do before he figures things out. i love him. loves soccer, and football. idk why people like football. blahh hunters been mean to me idk what else to say

    chelsae
  3. i have a brother in nc he is finally admitted an alcoholic i blame myself since i had to be the role model so long ago with no idea how to do it and a slob myself but hey mabye i wont burn for it

    steve
  4. …someone to worry about because he’s not as strong and hard as me. He tries to be, but he’s not. He’s got that soft, gooey center that people like to take advantage of and that he doesn’t know how to keep from leaking out and letting people take laps off of. Love my brother. Love him.

    theamarie
  5. this is dumb. warwick is dumb. why am i doing this. what is warwicks problem. i oppose this. this is terrible. warwick is on my list of things i want gone.

    dart
  6. Rarely, if ever, had Cerberus ever felt helpless about anything. But, the feeling, foreign yet immediately recognizable, came in spades it’s first visit. Abaddon was damned to Hell for all eternity, and he, the older brother, the protector, could do nothing but sit back and watch.

    Kimberly
  7. We just picked him up from the airport and I envy how is much taller he is than I. My genes have put a glass ceiling on my height and I hope to one day be able to wear women’s high heels to break through it. Is that weird? Yeah. It is weird.

    MPFlynn
  8. love depth trust greatly appreciated close related powerful emotional great greater than a friend

    gooby
  9. Kribo..

    dannis
  10. tejas. and akshay. grew up as a tomboy coz of them. as cousin we were real close. had fun on the beach. brother is the one who protects, loves, gifts, teases, reaches, stays. i love u bhai.

    Renee
  11. I do not have one.
    I do not wish to have one.
    My sister is bad enough.
    The end.

    Wyatt
  12. He’s not the kind of person you turn to when your boyfriend dumps you, unless you want his ass kicked. But whenever you need a laugh, some sense knocked into you, or a cover story for mom and dad, he’s there, even though you annoy the crap out of each other.

    Carlee Sherrill
  13. Not related by blood, but, well, he’s annoying and she’s bitchy and it just kind of works. They’re brother and sister though they look and act nothing alike. And yes, she curses him out with depressing regularity, and yes, he is at the root of much of the chaos that invades their lives, but… it works. They’re family. And that’s that.

    Makari
  14. i love my brother with all my heart. he is funny, kind and can always make me laugh. i used to wish that i had a sister, someone to girl talk and borrow clothes. but having a brother is much more fun. we have fun together and he pushes me to be a better me.

    lindsey
  15. My brother, my hand. The volar that clothos traced her reflection against. Her weaves versus mine. Thank you fate.

    Tibi
  16. Don’t have one. Wish I did. No siblings at all. Lonely. Then again, I wasn’t pestered by a brother for most of my life. so I guess there’s tradeoffs. Now, I’m glad I don’t have a brother. Brother’s suck!

    Ominous
  17. Douglas, the person who can do everything. anything he sets his mind to he can achieve. a slight problem that he doesnt set his mind to that much, but who can hold that against him? He does what he likes, and likes what he does and all in all i’m very happy for him. i hope i find a place in my life where i can be happy like that and just enjoy being who i am and

    Angus
  18. ma brother called kevuin once came across a bug with the same name. it was quite interesting because the bu=g lived in a fig tree
    he once came across the great almond who was a knob n tried to kill kevin the bug

    brendan
  19. My brother is a wanker. Every day he comes home from school with a big bag of toffee and doesnt share them so hes gay fucking wanker wanker wanker wanker

    kevin
  20. I only have one brother. It’s odd. I don’t really mind it. But I guess I shouldn’t, he is family after all. But the kid hates me. Like he literally tried to kill me when he was like 4. He stood up on the kitchen table and threatened me with a butcher knife. It’s all fine though, dad was watching us. Then there was the time he put the broken glass in my bed… Hm…

    Sylvie
  21. brother

    angela
  22. awwwwthey are younger .was i fit for the role.
    acting the part you didnt audition for. close mates nevertheless. loving them .good for different things skills people.

    zzdogg
  23. i had a brother once, he was kind and caring, but like all brothers had a weakness. His arrogance. he was sporty and musical, had a great body and all the women loved him.

    Wazza
  24. brother is an interesting word in no way at all. Opposite to sister. Clayton Massey is laughing like a mother

    your mother
  25. sibling filial piety charming handsome dead love kind thing that which grows endearing heart love affectation affection like countenance semblance wonderment fire humour laughter great beauty striking

    Marquis de Sade
  26. brothers, whether they be brothers in a literal sense or brothers in a far more friendly sense, they mean lots to us regardless. gotta love a brother. gotta hate a brother

    noogle
  27. brothers oh brothers. i actually have one brother and the the other is my half brother. i love my brothers. i can say i’m more attatched to my ‘whole’ brother just because i live with him. its weird how you can just call a group of people brother as well… not just your siblings. i’ve seen it been used in religious refernces in fictional books.. and that intrigued me.

    Genesis.
  28. Brother. Oh brother. Brotherhood? Vow of silence. What use is a vow of silence if you can just gesticulate your thoughts? Or insinuate? It’s not there to prevent communication. Maybe the idea is that the silence makes it easier to think. Or it’s like chastity, it’s a sacrifice of some sort. You keep yourself from doing something. But what if you don’t enjoy talking at all? It’s a meaningless sacrifice in that case. Might as well ask an armless man not to wave.

    Artell
  29. The day that my sibling came home, I wasn’t sure what to think… This tiny ball of flesh and hair. He cried incessantly when he came home.

    Mother said that it was colic, and many babies get it. I thought that just meant annoying and damn loud. Though I found myself curiously caring for him…

    Though not as I should have, perhaps… it was a great sin that I took upon myself years later, though I willingly became his slave for the sake of his love.

    SF
  30. My father wrote to inform me that my brother and his wife just had another baby. I don’t speak to my brother. I decided this a while ago. Why my father thinks I care, I’ll never know. That kid doesn’t need me in it’s life.

    Laine
  31. I haven’t seen my brother since 1996. He pulled away from the family because he thought he could find his real parents. I don’t know if he ever did. I miss him a lot and want so badly to talk to him but I don’t know where he is.

    patricia
  32. i saw a clip of you performing on TV tonight. you were transcendent and it was nice to see you in your element. as you performed the camera panned from from left to right and i caught a glimpse of that little mole just under your ear…the little imperfection that was always my private delight. it something that your adoring fans would never notice, but it’s the one part of you that is still mine alone…

    sometimesboy
  33. I wish I had a brother. Preferably younger. But older would be cool too because I know lots of people who have a cute “protective older brother” figure. Wish I wish I had. Frere in French means brother. Like Frere John.

    Megan P.
  34. he’s the funniest boy I will ever meeet and I love him with my whole heart, remember when we went to the science centre and we took that amazing picture? Remember when you were little and you squeezed your nails into my arm with such force that you drew blood> You were only two but you were so angry. We never fight, is that because we were meant to be best friends, or is it just because we’re really strangers, with different fathers? I love you, you should always remember that. when you’re bullied, when you’re scared, when you’re sick, when you miss me and when you don’t.

    Olive Krishka
  35. I don’t have a brother. I wish I did, I was stuck with two younger sisters. It would have been nice to have a loving, protective older brother. Plus, I could date his friends!

    Rachael
  36. because my dad died
    and my husband died
    I have no mother
    have no sister
    the water is my brother

    with open embrace
    a radiant face
    no time for breathing
    no room left for leaving
    don’t know why I bother

    creep if you will
    family’s the finest cure
    to keep you close at hand
    no time for breathing betraying land

    say that you’ll crash when I crash
    just to be swept back into royal blood
    beryl roll the good life
    better now that I flood
    over my own burial site

    Stephanie
  37. i have a brother. his name is nathan. he is cool. he taught me how to punt a football. he has two babies. Ryan and annabelle. he is losing his hair already.

    bob joe
  38. i have no idea what to write. i’ve backspaced at least 20 times. logan is really slutty and has std’s! the end. i don’t even need the 60 seconds ;P

    YOU KNOW WHO IT IS LOGAN!
  39. tiana is not my brother. because my brother isnt a dirty.. uhhh she knows what i mean. i actually hate tiana for a plethora of reasons
    1) she smells
    2) shes uhhh
    3) shes annoying
    4) she reeks of dead fish every morning

    JUST KIDDING. i wish i had a brother though.

    Logan
  40. Oh brother
    why do you insist
    on willies that are wet
    in ear canals that are dry
    on bannisters that are splintered?
    Brother
    you can be
    such a pain
    at times.

    Horatio Magellan Crunch