checks

February 6th, 2010 | 181 Entries

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181 Entries for “checks”

  1. I don’t trust them. It’s like giving an “I owe you” to some unsuspecting salesman.

    Moss
  2. he looks under the bed and checks that there is noone there before climbing into bed and turning off th bed side light. he turns over to get comfortable and hears a creak from behind him. it was coming from the wardrobe.

    mairead
  3. My friend looked over my shoulder and checks my story. “Lizzie, The word “don’t” doesn’t have an aposrtophe how do you do that?”
    “Oops!” I laughed.

    Alexa
  4. Balances. I don’t like this noise. I need to check up on the dog and see if she still breathes, It’s true; I need another reality check. I like this boy and he doesn’t like me, this is how reality works. I need help in areas of life that require serious talks about serious business. I’m not happy here. I need help.

    Mad
  5. I opened my mailbox to what was inside.
    One for my sister,me,dad,sister,MOM!i took out all of her mail and it had all kinds of checks in it.i quickly raced back homee and gave it to her.

    shea
  6. lots of money spent. Bills. Paper. Not enough. Expenses. Life. bank. my money. rent. fees. loans. payments. running out of.

    rim
  7. checks in blance, check in a hockey game, or did I check to see that I took the laundry out of the dryer….nope, didn’t even check the washing machine. Now I see I had my pay check in it !

    M.G.
  8. Charles goes to the beach every day. Not so much to surf, but to check the girls out in their bikinis. He checks out all the Auusie girls but over looks the Asians. He says they don’t have any bums.

    I disagree. Smooth olive skin and nice petite legs really gets my imagination going. I check out the Chinese girls given any opportunity.

    When Sam goes to the beach, he checks his swimwear to make sure he is dressed to the right, in case there is an embarrassing situation of the rigid variety.

    fluffybum
  9. I wish the check we had coming was bigger. I wish we had more money to do the things we wanna do. But we can’t and it sucks. It’s all my fault too. If I didn’t have som much stuff going on at school, maybe my mom would have more money to do what she needs.

    Tre
  10. checking your watch. caution making sure somthings ok. cheques spelt wrong ..blah blah something really intelligent put here cheese pie i dont know

    vicky
  11. I’ve written my last of these. Tomorrow, the bank will call and tell me that I have no money left to draw. They’ll tell me I should look into loans, but they won’t be able to help me much more than that. I’ll drink whatever is left in the bottle and swallow down my pride; live with my parents. I’ll leave this town, forget my neighbors names and the colors of their cars. They’ll forget me, too. I was just another guy who didn’t make it.

    lou
  12. and balances. falls and spoils. grapes in winter, impossibly sweet. clean hands, flossing smiles, turning faces, brushing lashes, windblown skirts and smooth knees. why wait, why wait any longer than this?

    tina tina shanouse
  13. I did the preflight checks before getting into the plane to start it and prepare for take off

    ELM
  14. Money draining from the account. Checking the world checking the clothes.

    Fugart
  15. Once my two cousins and I did a play of Peter Pan for my grandma. For fairy dust, we used shredded checks held in a bag from the ceiling and they got everywhere and were a pain to clean up.

    Ginger
  16. Checks? I mean, seriously? I don’t know what to write for that. Checks and balances. Checks like money. Checking for disease…yeah, so I can’t figure anything out. I’m rambling.

    V
  17. When I first heard about checks I thought it was weird you could buy stuff with slips of paper. Then I realized that that was all money was. So I tried making my own money with some paper and green crayons.

    Dale
  18. YES MY DAD AND MOM BOTH GET THEIR CHECKS SOON THAT MEANS I GET MY ALOWENCE SO MY MALL NEEDS CAN BE MET

    Rosieposie
  19. checks. sometimes they are plain and sometimes they are personalized. you can never read the person’s signature. im going to check into the hotel. check your language. check your life. when is the last time you really smiled?

    esperanza
  20. Checks are becoming a thing of the past i believe. With everyone using credit or debit cards now and money being handled more electronically, there isn’t a real need for checks or checkbooks. Only a select few people I know use checks still.

    treasure
  21. I hate checks. I don’t know how to make them. Mom says I make them the wrong way. I always start at the top of the slant go down to the left and then up at a 45 degree angle to make the swoosh and up to finish the check.

    cassi daugette
  22. I can’t believe that I still use checks but it is the only way to settle my mind on how much money I have left to spend. Plus they are cool coffee design!

    tandehenneman@charter.net
  23. Checks are essentially the IOU’s of today, and every time you do make one, you hope that you have enough cash in the bank so it doesn’t bounce. Checks are evil and we should stick to plain cash. Don’t trust in the banks!!!!

    Joshua Peters
  24. Checks for me is different as we call them Cheques as i am an Aussie. So checks would be more to make sure something is right or fixed up.

    melw
  25. Checks sometimes come in the mail by surprise. It makes your day when this happens. I can be sitting watching TV and then BAMMM… check time! That makes me look forward to every awesome day.

    Ra-Cello
  26. I can check my bank balance right now if you want? But you wouldn’t find much there. I am poor. Noone loves me, or ever will love me, cause I will always be a poor bastard. I hate myself for it… Oh well. If i had money, life would be better. Jus’ sayin. Oh well. we all have that problem, I guess. Except you KANYE

    -cameron
  27. I like checks. They make it really easy to exchange cash between people without having to use your card or going to an ATM. They can be pretty and cute, or simple and noble. Checks are almost always personalized to the person who is using them.

    Elspeth
  28. checks have to be balanced by you. they are really pretty lame since there are debit cards now. they suck cause you waste paper, have to carry them and a pen around, and you just look like a faggot with a checkbook. fantastic.

    courtney
  29. And balances. OR the financial equivalent of a promise that you’ve got the dough to cover the promised payment. BUt THat’s such a dry definition. I like the better associaiton of balance. Balance is what I often need most. But then again maybe not. Maybe I shouldn’t worry about other ways of existing. Maybe I should just be me and let the idea of searching for my opposite and incorporating those characteristics into my life. I don’t know. Sounds so freaking reasonable. But may my attempts to be reasonable ahve rabbed me of the ability to take action according to my intuition.

    Susan
  30. i have a ceckbook but i never keep the thing in it that tells you how much you’ve spentbecause i dont write in it anyway not tht i have enough money in my back account to even write checks because i dont have a fuycking job and thats whyi’m pooooooooooooooooooooo uggghhh i hate being po so s

    lili brumme
  31. checks. my mom used to write checks to a man i didnt know. but im not telling the truth, i just said that because it wasnt a good word to write about… has it nott been 60 seconds yet? i hAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY I HAVE NOTHING inteligent to say about the word checks.

    iris
  32. i wrote a chech today. it was made out to my friend cal. cal hit my car but i got the money charge. yay. i now hate cal. i think ill get my cousin to rape him. yup that will do.

    illy
  33. checks have been piling up for weeks. I’m so sick of all the crap they put me through, so I haven’t shown up, so I haven’t given a moments thought to the whereabouts of that little princess. As far as i’m concerned, she can go to hell

    Ryan James
  34. Writing checks=no fun. Receiving checks=Oh-hell-yes-bitch-i-has-cash! :D
    Just sayin’

    asdfghjkl
  35. she handed him the checks. that was the last time she saw him, she no longer was held down by his charm. she was weary, worn. and her shoulders felt like she had been bearing the weight of her brokenness. and with that, she turned and left, never to be seen again. she had erased herself after leaving the rest of her inheritance.

    claire
  36. Every night, I check for monsters under the bed. I’m such a wuss.

    AJK
  37. She stops and checks herself in the mirror. Self love – that’s what he told her. Love yourself, goddamit, she told herself. Then maybe he’ll love you too. Love yourself you stupid cow!

    She leaves.

    lea
  38. Mail, Check. Toothpaste, Check. Iron, Check. Roast, Check. Cloths, check. Xylophone, Check. Mustang, check. Ok. That looks like everything. Lets go boogy.

    Jon Fisher
  39. I forget to write checks. It’s a pain, mostly because they’re usually important. I also forget to cash them, which is also just as important.

    It’s such an odd thing for me. Even with automated check deposits and whatnot, it’s just weird.

    Mike Chen
  40. I keep walking down the road. I’m trying to follow him, but he checks behind his shoulder every 5 seconds.

    It’s like he already knows I’m following him… which almost makes sense, since he’s more observant than me.

    mac