Punctuation is annoying. Day in, day out, its comma, period, apostrophe, semicolon, quotation marks, question mark, exclamation mark. And you know what? I’m sick of it. Thats why I left. No other reason, i was just tired of the grammar Nazis.
Anonymous
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why not use a semi colon when you can? save the world from the horendous comma splice!
laurel
it’s a very important part of the english language. without it, many sentences would be misconstrude, and confusion would rise among us human beings. we seldomly think aboiut how vital it is to every day use.
p.l.
pause stop but not realy i have no thought for this one word not much more than to say i use them often i have to when i do ha wow
Mel
Who gives a f@#$ about an Oxford comma? WHO?! I do, you clever and talented sillies! Grammar ftw!
oxfordcomma@yahoo.com
and if we talk like this there will be no pseudo intellect in the world she said her “lips stealing all the commas to form the rosy dimples in her cheeks”.
leave enough for the rest, of us, god, dammit.
K
a comma is a symbol used to seperate thoughts in a sentence
Anonymous
A comma is very important punctuation mark. Our language is richer because there are commas. is that the pluraal for comma? I’m not sure. I like commas. Not so much semicolons. I just can’t figure out where they go. Commas are way easier.
rr29
A comma is something used to separate things in a sentence or make a pause. I often find that always over-use commas for some reason.
Ashley
I hate the overuse of commas, as well as the incorrect use of commas. People use them as an excuse to be long-winded. Or as a way to skirt the real issue–to be vague or indefinite. Sometimes, you just have to say what you mean.
Lynnette Woo
He punched the comma key, just like he was told.
Paul Francis’s life would never be the same.
It started with a phone call from his friend, Larry. Paul thought Larry was ordinary. Now, as a stream of information poured from the screen in front of him, Paul was having second thoughts.
Clay
A moment suspended in life. A gasp of air before the final thought. An act of gentle desperation, to admit that you were wrong. The slightest pause, the longest silence. Comma.
Brooke
Lion in a coma, lion in a coma, who wants to use his aching bones a…lion with poor spelling completely misses the point of today’s word. He has no need for punctuation, everyone just kowtows to the mysticism of his mane. The plains are in his paws.
r.a.
Comma. Fullstop. All punctuation marks really. They change everything, don’t they? I mean:
Love, Luke.
Has a differet meaning to:
Love Luke.
Ones an ending, the others a command. Which did he mean?
Becka
my balls stink really bad, and i think it’s because i haven’t done any laundry in a long time. my shit stinks. i have to do laundry. in the worst way. i mean the smell is just awful.
j dilla
A pause. A thought. That moment right before a miraculous idea. Infinitely small and yet the longest moment of your life.
Tiffany Brock
A comma is a little puctuation mark that looks like a period with a tail. Here is one. , That is a comma.
Luke Skywalker
I used to hang out with run-on sentences all the time.
But one day, he stopped running. I couldn’t figure out what happened to him. I finally called his roommate, who replied:
“He’s in a comma.”
Myona
A comma is an often used grammatical mark. I have never been completely sure when to use commas so I have often guessed. I think I was reading with my language book propped up in front of my library book when they taught this in my grammar class in junior high.
Sandra
Where to use? We know.
A pause here, a splice, there, sure.
The fuck’s with colons?
Wobby
i love you(,) but…
bad news after a comma.
i probably shouldn’t(,) but…
good news after a comma.
a comma makes all the “but”s in the world possible…
tmr
like a stereo sauna, sauna, comma,…. at least i think that’s how the song goes. a comma is a pause… a separation. can be good or bad… sometimes the bad news comes after the comma…
asdf
pause. just breathe for a moment. let it all sink in. Ok now start again. keep going till the end. your done. good work. Now from the top…
reading, the right way.
it was like i was waking up from a comma. I saw him. I did’nt nkow I had been sleeping my whole life. I came to when i saw his face. it was beautiful and scary and funny and i wanted to jump
my first boyfriend
A comma allows me to convey to my reader a genuine look at my thought process. A comma is the pause between my thoughts.
Elle Pesche
the comma is separating you from me in a weird sort of way and it indicates my hesitation when you tell me that you love me. i wish i knew better, how to stay away or learn my lesson but i don’t think i ever will.
krissy
I enjoy commas because they tend to make sentences more enjoyable to read. At one point in my life I couldn’t use them properly. My brother John taught me how by telling me to use them where it felt nautral to pause.
Ryan MacLeod
oxford, like from the song by that band that played at reading and i cant remember what they are called. inside a snetence. actually the band was called vampire weekend. nice word really nice and friendly nothing mean about it
louise flan
I was in comma for a few days one time. It wasn’t too much, just slight pause in my life. It wasn’t anything close to an all-stop.
pattyt
the comma that was sitting on the edge of the sentence, so dully and so STUPIDLY I JUST WANTED TO KILL IT THE FUCKER I WANTED TO KILL THE COMMA
and then i checked myself into a mental hospital
the doctor’s name is Harrison who prescribes me adderal and THATS WHEN I SAW THE COMMA AGAIN THAT FUCKER I WANTED TO KILL HIM
so they did so
and i started the poem of my existance
amen
Doodles Poodles Stroodles
what? a coma, no…a comma, pause, reflect, flow with go with the rhythm of the words coming forth feel the way the tao the flow of all, the comma is your friend and allows you to continue, but in rhythm with the beat
Flex
I once had a kid from school get hit in his car while texting at a red light he was in a comma forever.
k
used in a sentence (sometimes)
comma to me baybeeeepart of grammar, commas will ehhe
Anonymous
I just, cannot stand, when people use, too many commas, in a sentence. Some people, just don’t get the proper use, of a comma. Just because you think sentences, in your head, funny, does not mean you should use, commas everywhere,
Sean
Jonathan hated commas. Not that he personally had anything against them. He actually loved nothing more than a writer who knew the power of a well-placed comma. And that was exactly the problem: so few of them did.
Susan
Comma-sutra. A sentual way of providing grammer to someone in a non-threateing way and it just keeps going baby. You like it like that, don’t you?
The comma stared back at me. There was only one word before it. He had written me a letter–I can’t even call it that because it was really only one sentence. But there was one word in front of the comma on the paper that he had shoved into my locker today. Love,…
Abby
comma, simple word lots of power. can change the meaning of an entire sentence. many of the smallest things in life have the most power…
jenny
Commas are intense, they basically seperate thoughts, which is good for me, because my thoughts run all over the place. Although necessary, they get repetitive, and sometimes distracting. But i still love them. Commas are classic breathers in a paragraph, a good break. refeshing. I love commas becuase they are great. I think that commas should rule the world.
Punctuation is annoying. Day in, day out, its comma, period, apostrophe, semicolon, quotation marks, question mark, exclamation mark. And you know what? I’m sick of it. Thats why I left. No other reason, i was just tired of the grammar Nazis.
,,,,,,
why not use a semi colon when you can? save the world from the horendous comma splice!
it’s a very important part of the english language. without it, many sentences would be misconstrude, and confusion would rise among us human beings. we seldomly think aboiut how vital it is to every day use.
pause stop but not realy i have no thought for this one word not much more than to say i use them often i have to when i do ha wow
Who gives a f@#$ about an Oxford comma? WHO?! I do, you clever and talented sillies! Grammar ftw!
and if we talk like this there will be no pseudo intellect in the world she said her “lips stealing all the commas to form the rosy dimples in her cheeks”.
leave enough for the rest, of us, god, dammit.
a comma is a symbol used to seperate thoughts in a sentence
A comma is very important punctuation mark. Our language is richer because there are commas. is that the pluraal for comma? I’m not sure. I like commas. Not so much semicolons. I just can’t figure out where they go. Commas are way easier.
A comma is something used to separate things in a sentence or make a pause. I often find that always over-use commas for some reason.
I hate the overuse of commas, as well as the incorrect use of commas. People use them as an excuse to be long-winded. Or as a way to skirt the real issue–to be vague or indefinite. Sometimes, you just have to say what you mean.
He punched the comma key, just like he was told.
Paul Francis’s life would never be the same.
It started with a phone call from his friend, Larry. Paul thought Larry was ordinary. Now, as a stream of information poured from the screen in front of him, Paul was having second thoughts.
A moment suspended in life. A gasp of air before the final thought. An act of gentle desperation, to admit that you were wrong. The slightest pause, the longest silence. Comma.
Lion in a coma, lion in a coma, who wants to use his aching bones a…lion with poor spelling completely misses the point of today’s word. He has no need for punctuation, everyone just kowtows to the mysticism of his mane. The plains are in his paws.
Comma. Fullstop. All punctuation marks really. They change everything, don’t they? I mean:
Love, Luke.
Has a differet meaning to:
Love Luke.
Ones an ending, the others a command. Which did he mean?
my balls stink really bad, and i think it’s because i haven’t done any laundry in a long time. my shit stinks. i have to do laundry. in the worst way. i mean the smell is just awful.
A pause. A thought. That moment right before a miraculous idea. Infinitely small and yet the longest moment of your life.
A comma is a little puctuation mark that looks like a period with a tail. Here is one. , That is a comma.
I used to hang out with run-on sentences all the time.
But one day, he stopped running. I couldn’t figure out what happened to him. I finally called his roommate, who replied:
“He’s in a comma.”
A comma is an often used grammatical mark. I have never been completely sure when to use commas so I have often guessed. I think I was reading with my language book propped up in front of my library book when they taught this in my grammar class in junior high.
Where to use? We know.
A pause here, a splice, there, sure.
The fuck’s with colons?
i love you(,) but…
bad news after a comma.
i probably shouldn’t(,) but…
good news after a comma.
a comma makes all the “but”s in the world possible…
like a stereo sauna, sauna, comma,…. at least i think that’s how the song goes. a comma is a pause… a separation. can be good or bad… sometimes the bad news comes after the comma…
pause. just breathe for a moment. let it all sink in. Ok now start again. keep going till the end. your done. good work. Now from the top…
it was like i was waking up from a comma. I saw him. I did’nt nkow I had been sleeping my whole life. I came to when i saw his face. it was beautiful and scary and funny and i wanted to jump
A comma allows me to convey to my reader a genuine look at my thought process. A comma is the pause between my thoughts.
the comma is separating you from me in a weird sort of way and it indicates my hesitation when you tell me that you love me. i wish i knew better, how to stay away or learn my lesson but i don’t think i ever will.
I enjoy commas because they tend to make sentences more enjoyable to read. At one point in my life I couldn’t use them properly. My brother John taught me how by telling me to use them where it felt nautral to pause.
oxford, like from the song by that band that played at reading and i cant remember what they are called. inside a snetence. actually the band was called vampire weekend. nice word really nice and friendly nothing mean about it
I was in comma for a few days one time. It wasn’t too much, just slight pause in my life. It wasn’t anything close to an all-stop.
the comma that was sitting on the edge of the sentence, so dully and so STUPIDLY I JUST WANTED TO KILL IT THE FUCKER I WANTED TO KILL THE COMMA
and then i checked myself into a mental hospital
the doctor’s name is Harrison who prescribes me adderal and THATS WHEN I SAW THE COMMA AGAIN THAT FUCKER I WANTED TO KILL HIM
so they did so
and i started the poem of my existance
amen
what? a coma, no…a comma, pause, reflect, flow with go with the rhythm of the words coming forth feel the way the tao the flow of all, the comma is your friend and allows you to continue, but in rhythm with the beat
I once had a kid from school get hit in his car while texting at a red light he was in a comma forever.
used in a sentence (sometimes)
comma to me baybeeeepart of grammar, commas will ehhe
I just, cannot stand, when people use, too many commas, in a sentence. Some people, just don’t get the proper use, of a comma. Just because you think sentences, in your head, funny, does not mean you should use, commas everywhere,
Jonathan hated commas. Not that he personally had anything against them. He actually loved nothing more than a writer who knew the power of a well-placed comma. And that was exactly the problem: so few of them did.
Comma-sutra. A sentual way of providing grammer to someone in a non-threateing way and it just keeps going baby. You like it like that, don’t you?
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The comma stared back at me. There was only one word before it. He had written me a letter–I can’t even call it that because it was really only one sentence. But there was one word in front of the comma on the paper that he had shoved into my locker today. Love,…
comma, simple word lots of power. can change the meaning of an entire sentence. many of the smallest things in life have the most power…
Commas are intense, they basically seperate thoughts, which is good for me, because my thoughts run all over the place. Although necessary, they get repetitive, and sometimes distracting. But i still love them. Commas are classic breathers in a paragraph, a good break. refeshing. I love commas becuase they are great. I think that commas should rule the world.