condition

April 2nd, 2010 | 117 Entries

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117 Entries for “condition”

  1. Condition red, condition red. We have a perimeter alert. Deploy, dispatch, execute. Get me the Joint Chiefs, and my coffee. Ms. Henstridge, please come with me.

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  2. “It’s the human condition,” he shrugged, a nonchalant grin upon his face. “What do you want me to do about it?”

    “Human condition? That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard,” I spat, making sure the disgust I felt at his words showed clear on my features.

    Leah
  3. My condition today is calmness and peacefulness. As today is my birthday and I am not depressed over my age, but comfortable with it.

    Mary Lou Wynegar
  4. Condition your hair so it smells good, and get the ladies jealous. Condition your body so you play sports well, and make the guys jealous. Conditioning makes everything better- everything jealous.

    Sam Jacobs
  5. Human condition is an elusive thing. What is it, exactly? what is human? What makes me me and you you and us we and everyone every person that they are or could be? Why does anyone wonder what everyone else thinks of them, when everyone else wonders exactly the same thing? Why can’t we all just take a deep breath, step away from the drama and hate, and love each other? …. Unconditionally.

    Becky
  6. I will give you my heart in one condition: All of yourself for me and for me only. A girl’s love never comes cheap, it’s true.

    AnnSecret
  7. there no condition in my mission to understand how you feel, I don’t really care if its black or white or the way you write how you are. If you’re sick and tired of me just let it be. Let me be myself whether its day or night. I just want to be free!

    Colette
  8. the human condition. that what my religious studies teacher calls it. We are ‘sinners’ and the human condition is the problem we have.

    rachel k
  9. My condition is crucial. My condition is fatal. My conditon is deadly. My condition is important. I need a cure for my condition. I could take months. It could take years. It could take forever. But I’ll wait.

    emma
  10. What condition my condition is in. What’s your condition? Help help I’m going down? Neeeeeeeeer may day mayday!

    May day’s my birthday I almost forgot.

    Olvidar.

    That reminds me I have spanish homework…

    tarea…

    ian
  11. one one condition…conditioner for your hair herbal essences…matrix sleek and smooth…i always run out of conditioner first…i cant stand miley cyrus but i love her hair it’s awesome…only because she has people…one word.com

    kiera
  12. My condition is crucial. My condition is fatal. My conditon is deadly. My condition is important. I need a cure for my condition. I could take months. It could take years. It could take forever. But I’ll wait.

    Emma
  13. The human condition is natural by nature, we are evolved from the apes, then conditioned through society to act in a certain way. We use conditioner after shampoo.

    Adam
  14. his condition is worsening, she thought. this can’t be happening! this is not how my wedding day is supposed to go!

    hana
  15. She was in poor condition, he could see that as soon as he stepped silently into the room. The moon shone through the window, casting a silver sheen on her skin. He shuddered, thinking she looked ghostly.

    winter
  16. your hair. its so soft. no more tangles.
    condition. your body. conditioning for a sport.
    condition. my body. its in bad condition.
    my life. not in good condition.

    erin
  17. They say I have a condition. I think it’s just an unusual personality. I mean, how is it a condition if I don’t like change? If I have intense fascinations? There’s nothing wrong with me.

    Rosie
  18. I see people with skin conditions. I feel bad for people with skin conditions on their face. I’m sorry but I’m very picky about who I’m attracted to and the face is important. If there’s some kind of rash or uber acne then I’m not interested in that individual anymore. To think I’d have to kiss that person and risk kissing all those pustules? Oh god. Ew.

    BlackAndWhite9999
  19. his condition was green like the underside of a leaf rich and over thought green like my heart in the spring time that was the condition of the universe one time one time the condition of eternity was like a ball of fire falling into a cool mile of

    charles
  20. Condition is what I do to my hair when I wash it. I use lavender conditioner. It smells so good and I don’t want to get out of the shower. My hair smells like flowers now and I like that. Better than smoke, booze, dirt, sweat, oil.

    sterling white
  21. you left me in a bad condition when you left me..but the echo of your words haunted me for years it fels good to be finally free of your everything

    yeah,you know it's me
  22. the condition outside is wet, muddy, wind-blown, footprint trail, haphazard grass

    kathyo
  23. the condition of our yard is wet wet wet. the river is up and raging through our front yard. we have lots of water. could fish off the deck if we wanted too.

    connie hoffman
  24. conditions of the soul
    it doth weep the tears
    it doth smile as radiant as the sun
    it doth dance gracefully
    and it doth break
    and die…

    Ellen F-B
  25. They call it my ‘condition’. They don’t know what they’re talking about, they don’t have to go through it every day. The little niggling voices in the back of my head, whispering cruel words and tempting me… tempting me to do so many terrible things. It hurts.

    sinead
  26. i have only one condition. that you get off my desk and put your clothes back on. Never get naked in my room again. its embarrassing.

    hahah
  27. conditions apply. one of the word which is also represented by a *. it’s the most annoying mark which could be found on most press adverts. it indirectly tells u that it’s a way to be cheated. so don’t get carried away by this mark ever in you life.

    Rahul
  28. On condition that you do this for me. Heard that one before? I have a condition. Under what condition. Loving unconditionally. And now I’ve run out of thoughts…

    Nancy*
  29. It wasn’t a disease. It wasn’t a sickness. Rather, a condition; a side effect. It wasn’t caused by any one thing, only his own thoughts. His own ideas that caused him to panic and react automatically without inhibitions. His neurotic impulses were his own fault; his personal condition.

    Breanna
  30. On one condition, you Never, EVER say that to me again. You’ll get your three wishes, but I’m not your damned slave! Get that straight right now. And pass it on to your friends. Contrary to that old sit-com, this freaking bottle is nothing like the Taj Mahal or the Hilton. I’ve been cramped forever, I’m granting you wishes, and I’m finally going to demand a little more respect!

    Fallon Ray
  31. i do it to my hair every morning. we do it at tennis every practice. there’s always one of these when i asked my mom for something. but my favorite is uncondition.. unconditional love.

    brittany
  32. I will help you travel through time under one condition: “Help me defeat that Mongol, Genghis Khan”.

    Derek
  33. Ah crap. These conditions are totally ludicrous. I mean, no toilet paper? Seriously? Who thought up camping? I’ll find them and rip them a new one. I swear.

    Shannon AND Hannah
  34. Conditions are a way we get what we want with out having to give everything we want up. Conditions are always followed by a pause. People wince when they hear the word condition. Conditions normally suck.

    Jamie
  35. I have a condition. It’s not good. It involves the brain, I think. That’s the problem. I CAN’T think. That’s a condition, right? I wouldn’t know. Either way, nobody talks to me anymore. I don’t know what’s wrong, but I know it’s something.

    Hannah
  36. “There is only one condition” He said, his face shadowed by the bookcase he stood next to, “None of this ever reaches the ears of the people outside these walls. None.”

    Shannon
  37. There was a splash in the shower and he laughed, charasmatically, reaching for the conditioner. She grinned, leaning into him and giggling at his antics. He ran his long hands into her tangled mass of hair.

    lindsay