cow

November 7th, 2008 | 297 Entries

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297 Entries for “cow”

  1. the cow jumps over the moon. the lady returned her daughters halloween costume, “she didnt want to be a cow” she expressed. i wouldnt either, princess, astronaut, spider man…and u got me a COW mom?!

    telle
  2. cow what the f, really, she looks like a cow, my mom always said i chew like a cow, just like my father, but then she would be disappointed when i didnt clear my plate, so me made me into a pig too i chew like a cow but i eat like a pig, no wonder im fat.

    Blu
  3. The cow jumped over the moon
    And all of our morals went with him too
    We think it’s okay to kill the unborn
    But the trees – we save and morn
    The little dog laughs at those who stand for right
    But we won’t quit, we’ll continue to fight

    Lindsey
  4. cow is a nice and useful animal. I like it because of its humbleness and calmness. my ancestors used to sey that cow was in traditional society as a mother… keeping the wohle family alive. it represented safety

    mirka
  5. The cow fell in the big dark Hole and it met a strong Giant wo was losing his Teeth.

    gwezheneg
  6. The lady stomped on the man’s foot. “You are a real pig, Sir Jacob!” She cried in disgust. “No, actually you’re a cow.”
    “And why is that?” Sir Jacob asked coldly, trying to ignore the pain in his foot.
    “Because you sit around all day. You could make a difference, but you are much too lazy for that!”

    Kobu
  7. The princess smiled at the man who had taken her to the ball. Her favorite song was being played by the minstrels, and she liked dancing to it even better. “Come on, this is called the Dance of the Cow!” She smiled, grabbing his arm and leading him to the middle of the ball room. “It’s simple, really. Just follow my lead, and every time the song stops, go MOO!”

    CowFairy
  8. I milk cow fer a livin’. Dey come from all ov’r the world to have my hands squeeze dey udders. I take my time and treat each cow with respect.

    Sasha
  9. he heard it. the bell. in the distance, it rang again. something filled his heart as the sound comes closer. he squints into the horizon, neck craning for any sight of the animal. he’s sure of it now. “It’s come.” he thinks. Freedom.

    addie
  10. How softly you speak, muffled by half-chewn grass. Your voice, sweet and calm as a mother’s, lingers for days in my ears.

    jorken
  11. A black and white spotted mammal that delivers milk so we can make dairy products. The cows are very large animals that eat grass, vomit, and eat the vomit. Cows live happily on a farm and often wear a bell around their neck called the cow bell. Cows always bring to my mind a picture of a barn. Of course, now, cows make me think about how fast I am now typing. Maybe 1,000,000,000 MPH. I have never typed this fast before. Anyway, back on subject:
    Cows always somehow enlighten my day. They are such beautiful animals and they have such simple lives. The only thing a cow could probably live without is the killing and the humans eating them.

    madison
  12. this reminds me of quincy because everyone thinks we are in farmland when we go. i gave steph a postcard of a cow on it but actually it was a sticker of a cat that i drew spots on. everyone also thinks wisconsin is cow country. leah thought i was a farmer and tipped cows for fun in my spare time because i was from illinois. kate baran was called cow by lizzie and colleen but because they were friends.

    kristin
  13. a black and white spotted mammal that provides milk to make dairy products. Cows live on the farm. They eat hay, vomit, and eat the vomit again! The farmers milk them!

    jeff
  14. the cow is a very holy animal in Indian culture… primarily because of the cult of Krishna… but mainly because in a country with high population, so higher poverty and as a result low nutrition levels, the cow is a provider of both sustenance and livelihood. The cow provides milk, butter and status in society. It also provides manure for anti microbial coating of huts as well as milk for sale and nutrition. Moreover the calves have resale value and the bulls could be used to plough the fields.

    p
  15. domestic animal that my grandfather does not have. i would like one. i like fresh milk. cows are nice animals

    milena
  16. black and white

    ashsh
  17. A cow was eating grass on the other side of the fencse and when I turned to see what it had in its moth I really thought that it hand the firgur eof my boyfriend wondering around inside of my head making me feel like I was being whatched at all hours of the night and understanding nothing of the dream that I fancyed and wondered about day in and day out or the otherside of the yard.

    Hannah
  18. once there was a cow in the field, basking in the sun, chewing its cud. it was so content, it didn’t move till the evening when it fell asleep. But that night, a crazy red neck teen led his friends to the field and tipped it over.

    leona
  19. cows give me milk
    i love milk

    WilliamAckroyd
  20. I’ve always driven home the same route, along the long, lonely road and it always feels so cold. Even on the warmest days.
    It’s Ireland, and it’s winter and everything stops until springtime, but cows, they just keep going. Having babies over Christmas and there’s something so beautiful in that, how it doesn’t matter that it’s cold and it’s snowing.
    It’s never too late to create something new.

    Aisling
  21. A cow is lying on face.Its hard rough hide is keeping me warm and cozy. It is heavy but I do not want to move. If it were alive I could at least make it move somehow. I wonder if I will be here all night. Taking the wrong bus home has landed me in a mess.

    Gerry
  22. large in thought
    graceful beauty
    nurturing character
    peaceful run
    beast so beautiful

    Dede
  23. There was a cow in the meadow chewing on a bit of cudd. It was dappled black and white with undertones of brown. The cow had a wierd happieness about it. Its maw was curved slightly in a half smile. The cow had the greenest eyes of any creature on the earth its eyes seemed to relate to the earth itself. Telling of the peace that resides in it. This cow however it was evil.

    Megan
  24. cows live on farms, it kinda cool. they make milk and all appear to be interracial, and by that i mean are half black and half white.

    Liz
  25. beautiful fresian meadows where they graze inplicitly and endlessly munching in dichotomous circles the ground laden grass in all its natural splendour and vociferous beauty which nothing else can quite compare to. The moo of satisfaction as the grass sinks down into the multiple stomachs below

    james
  26. milk, lots and lots of milk….ribeye, moist A1 sauce. Hungry. Very very hungry. Wal-mart – now. Sale. buy. Today. Ahhhh

    nards
  27. the thihng tipped over sealing hsi fate he hnkew he had to be kinder ot black-and white things but it was too late as he saw the balackness close on hime and as he started falling falling to his fate and he crited and he fel

    douglas Graebner
  28. Cows are raised for two different things. One is for milk, and the other is for meat. I don’t really know the difference between milk cows and meat cows, but I do know that they like to raise baby cows in little shelters that make them very small and very lean. This is made for veal. A meat that I find very disgusting.

    Crystal
  29. it was a big fucking story. a pointless, terrible story, bringing pain to all those involved. i had never written anything worse. i wish i had a fucking eraser. anyone got a flux capacitor? i want to hit 88 mph. i am freeing my mind. my heart & soul are fried. cow.

    fmj
  30. the cow slept silently on the road, it’s body swarming with flies and children, even adults, trying in vain to get at its warm, tender flesh. if only the stench wasn’t so strong…Clive happily filled his stomach

    Nick
  31. Holy animal. Sacred vessel, I saw them by the Ganges as I searched for my own inner sanctum. I could not find it, I could only crave what was not mine to have or hold. I cannot find God, and, I can’t think why.

    Sohinee
  32. white, big aqnd eating too much. they have cute commercials. I can’t think of the girl cow’s name. I think it’s diane.

    ch.
  33. The cow ate the grass and wondered why it lived here on the grassy meadow where JFK once ate steak and drank 6 beers a day just so he could relate to the average joe six pack and shake off the horrors of a soon to be dead kennedy and waved his sex pistol in Marilyn’s face

    Killer Bradbury
  34. I’ve never gone cow tipping before. I’ve lived close to the border of Wisconsin for my whole damn life, and I’ve never tipped a fucking cow. What kind of life am I living? What sort of Illinoisian am I, to have not crossed the border and knocked over some cows? I’m pathetic.

    Michael S.
  35. There was a cow named betsy who didn’t make milk. Instead, she made apple juice. All of the other cows made fun of her. They were jealous because the farmer favored her. The farmer’s favorite drink was apple juice. He gave her extra grass.

    tashiana
  36. mcdonalds hamburgers marching to be put back together as cows again. not knowing that to truly be free is to change into another type of protein, for matter is not created or destroyed, but merely changes form.

    Hemps
  37. cow is giving the milk.. it will help the people to provide some proteins. it will be blessing as god..

    sabarish
  38. cows are black and white, sometimes they are brown.
    do brown cows give chocolate milk?
    is it true that if you tip a cow it won’t be able to get up?
    cows do smell awfully.

    gold
  39. one late summer’s night we look into the sky
    you claim to see orion’s belt you fool, it’s a cow
    she told me i made no sense
    i didn’t care anyhow

    jeffrotall
  40. It makes me glad to be a vegetarian. I can’t think of how torturous the lives of cows, pigs, and chickens are. But I’m not here to preach. I wish there was a way to be a good vegetarian and spread the world without having a throat-shoving speech to everyone I meet.

    Khloe Hays