cow

November 7th, 2008 | 297 Entries

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  1. The elegent cow, walked across the field, she lowered softly as she ate a patch of grass. After a moment she looked up and saw the farmer, she shivers a bit, seeing the bucket. She blinks and started to walk away avoiding the man. Not wanting to surrender her milk.

    Krystal
  2. I saw a beautiful brown and white and black cow in a lovely green pasture. Her name was Nellie the Great because she had great big udders. One day the farmer came out to see if Nellie the cow was happy with her life in the green, lovely pasture. However, Nellie was dissatisfied. All the other cows were black and white but alas she had brown on her coat. Why can’t I be like all the other cows?

    Kathy
  3. this reminds me of when my mother tells me how she used to go to her grandfather’s farm in the summers and work and milk the cows and ride them. it sounds so ridiculous, but yes literally ride and milk the cows. and i feel like i have a lot of love for cows but sadly not much to write about them.

    rachael.
  4. So one time there was this cow. His name was Paul. Me and paul would do all these things together.. eat pie, swim, boat, fish, jog, etc. But one day … paul disappeared! I was sooo sad. I looked EVERYWHERE for him! He was no where to be found. The endd

    Sarah
  5. WEll one day I saw a cow and he was purple and he started dancing. and i was like wooo a dancing purple cow.. then he started to sing and i was like woahhh a dancing singing purple cow. then he walked away.. I cried for a bit but don’t worry, he came back and I was all happy.

    Sarah
  6. would that i didn’t look like one in this dress. that i would stop refusing to leave home because of it. that i would accept myself. that i would do something to change it, since i hated it so.

    sigrid
  7. you ran over a cow? how do you manage to run a cow over? yea i get that it was three in the morning but still. its a cow. their not hard to miss. maybe you were drunk. but its okay. in the end, i still love you. even if you did run over that cow.

    adore
  8. I felt something in the grass beneath my feet before I heard them. Eeewww…

    Angelique
  9. Cows eat grass. Then they get turned into meat and then we eat it! I like hamburgers. They’re yummy. Although sometimes when I eat them I feel bad for the cows they were made out of. At other times, I don’t really think about it.

    Kaylene
  10. People think it’s OK to KILL the babies who are in the mother’s womb – which SHOULD be the SAFEST place on earth – and yet they DEFEND their precious animals like the cow, which is already dead and baked in a burger. It won’t make a difference to the cow if you eat it or not. Yes, animals are important, but a living BABY, who is already a PERSON, MATTERS, people!!!

    IAMPROLIFE
  11. sometimes used as an insult, although it’s more of a jealous word. more often that not it means that farm animal with udders and four stomachs

    twiggy
  12. i just did this one 0.0

    melissa
  13. mooooo. lol its spotted, black and white, milky. and yummy. hahah their ugly and cute at the same time!!!

    moo mooo mooo.

    hahah cow farmy.
    harvest moon =]

    moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.

    =]=] cows! milk! beef! yay!

    lol um…….
    choclate milk

    melissa
  14. Cows are black and white. I wish people were black and white. You could see where the purity–most of them–was, and where their black spots are. So you can avoid them. Most people have smaller ones, but some have huge ones. Those cows, people, whatever, you want to avoid entirely. Let them graze on their part.

    Tanner Hayes
  15. Cows are spotted. Tongues huge and rough. Mooo. Make tasty burgers, but PETA would disagree. Monsanto tainted their milk with Bovine growth hormones.

    They grow on a farm

    utibay
  16. think what I right about one word well I just think there are alot of one words yes no hey bye what no kay sure umm i don’t no i can’t think of anything eles really but what is this trying to get me to do test how fact I can type because i can’t type that dfast I just can’t not when I am being

    chlesea
  17. I grabbed the cow’s nipples and I pulled on them. Milk squirted out!! It was like a party. Everybody became giddy. It was a hot day, so people were especially thirsty. If only someone would have remembered the chocolate quick!

    Pete
  18. Milk, Spots, Dairy, Heffer, Sow, bull, moo, beef
    burger, animal, mammal, horns,

    Greg
  19. “she’s a cow,” she said, “just a great big fat ugly cow.”
    “i know she’s a cow,” i said. i looked at her, sadness filling my eyes. “i never wanted this dairy farm”

    Jason
  20. Cow, a bad animal! The heat in the planet is caused a lot by cows.

    Marcio Doratiotto
  21. cow, have a cow man…i ate part of a cow a few days ago, pretty pretty pretty tasty…some people don’t eat cows cause they are sacred…sacred cow…hmmm, well we all believe what it is we believe…who’s to judge?

    ~anna
  22. the cow was so beautiful. it sat in the middle of the feild in a graceful flower bed. her name was bella and her milk was the sweetest in the land. every person in the world came to try her milk. until one day. she ran out and then she died. that is how the great depression started.

    McKayla Girardin
  23. I took a picture of a really big cow once.
    I think it was pregnent. It was bulging from each side.
    And it also looked evil.

    I also know a cow called Lily Norice.
    I dont like her.

    K
  24. don’t be a cow-ard.

    moo.
  25. i have always wanted to go cow tipping. i beg my friends to come with me. but i know that as soon as i get to the feild i’ll chiken out because all cows are evil beings from mars. duhhh

    kat the great
  26. and i’m wondering if there is still such a thing as wild cows? where are they indigenous? are they more aggressive in the wild? to they charge? what if you found a cow in the woods? i would take him home with me. but then, he might be the last wild cow, and that would haunt me forever.

    ashlee
  27. an anaimal who has black spots and white thin crisp fur, it goes MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! And is killed to make food like beef and other meats. its has a large pink nose. very big and fat.

    rosie
  28. cow. once i was sitting at the pizza place near my house in carriacou, the slightly minging one. not what you’d call a luxury accommodation, though i frequently referred to wherever i stay as luxury accommodation as a psychological game i play with myself. optimism, i believe.

    donald duck
  29. sitting in a cloverfield eating some milky duds and waiting for the cow to look at me with doughy eyes. “i made those,” i imagine it thinking. “you’re eating my milk.”

    could the clovers allow the cow to see into my brain? possibly. possibly. i am not thinking clearly until i’m in the field.

    kf
  30. there is something living breathing but always dying and no one would ever care to spare its life by offering theirs. This beast who stands tall and stately and enormous but it considered lowly and foul, and never ever getting the chance to speak out to offer its voice to hear itself exalted as that which provides a hungry person food, as that which supplies nations continents everywhere unity and freedom from the binds of gruesome hunger.

    Britt
  31. Dont have a cow man! Now that I got that out of my system. You really are beautiful. You are not fat or anything. You are one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. I love you so much. Good luck with everything today.

    Brett Balcar
  32. the cow was black and white it was standing on a field full of grass and daisies with a hint of ‘loewenzahn’. There the sun came out, the cow thought that was quite nice and just took another little bit of grass to chew over and over and over again.

    julia
  33. a cow is a creature that is usually white with black spots, somethimes it is brown. It gives people all the dairy products because it produces milk. The sound it makes is usually moo. It is a mammal. The cow is a farm animal.

    diana
  34. After I said no to her she called me a cow. “You think I’m a cow?” I yelled. “Yes” she says. I can hardly believe it, my own sister calling me this, after all I’ve done for her. Well I guess you can’t teach respect.

    Melis
  35. A farm animal that is a cause for amusement of college students and tipping experiments. It’s flesh is used to satisfy most of our appetites, but for Indians, they consider the animal a god, and will in no way attempt to harm them. A cow also has four stomachs and hoofs and their hide is used for leather

    Helioprogenus
  36. a cow is a fun and edible creature. Very tasty cooked with catsup on top. =D Many people enjoy the cow with other condiments, but I prefer the red ones. Cows like eating grass, drinking water, and standing in poop. They aren’t very clean. They do not enjoy eating each other. Thankfully. That makes mad cow disease. =[

    Nom
  37. A cow is on the field grazing. speaking of which, cows are my mothers favorite animal. They are a sense of comfort in a way but I don’t like them too much myself. They remind me of agricultural output and thats pretty lame. Of all the animals I see cows as not caring much for anything but grass.

    Sam
  38. milk, udder, ruminant, moo, eats grass and hay, cow turds smell, antibiotics, nasty dairy with puss and blood, giving me an allergy, so different from what it used to be, pasteurization. Food, beef, rare to medium rare is best for a steak but not ground beef.

    M
  39. You’re a cow, she says and she doesn’t mean it because once upon a time she loved me. She swore she’d never love a cow. She means pig. She means to call me a pig because I used her until she broke and I left her in pieces on the floor. And I did it again and again to every girl like her, because I’m worse than a pig. I’m a monster.

    tv
  40. the cow
    reminds me
    of rachel
    and laughter
    and sorrow
    and the one time i saw her cry
    raw and angry
    and a little rueful

    the cow
    the black-and-white
    dirty
    muddy
    animal
    reminds me of a thousand
    words
    on paper
    and in the air
    spoken
    heard
    silent
    and that one

    cow

    an animal
    sums up our
    relationship

    a cow

    rachel
    i miss you

    Kitty