cow

November 7th, 2008 | 297 Entries

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297 Entries for “cow”

  1. One day as I arrived home, I noticed a large cow upon the grass at the entrace to our neighborhood. She had escaped form the farm across the street and two men were making an attempt at throwing a rope over her neck to be brought back. The cow, however, would have nothing of it and began to roam the development, causing dogs to bark and children to giggle. It was quite the sight.

    Jason
  2. cow is not just giving milk but eaten in some countries, in india it is worshiped though. the cow gives a moo sound. th cow is a dumb animal. its a femal. its fat. cows can fly. cows can be black. cow is der in moscow. why shuld i write abouta cow.are my 60 secs over or not damn it.

    niraj
  3. I like milk. It’s awesome. And cows provide milk, they are beautiful creatures, but people have made insults out of them because of their girth. It’s a sad thing. I winder how many people will read Robert Frost’s poem about Cows…

    Jordan.
  4. There was a brown cow sitting down chewing. Chewing, and chewing. what was she thinking? Perhaps she was wondering where her calf had gone to.

    Superbian
  5. I was in the passenger seat. I stared out the window at the sprawling cow pastures. My mom always says that you know that it will rain if all of the cows are sitting

    Ellen
  6. My little sister used to count the cows as we passed through the Wisconsin countryside on the way to the cabin. Only, she didn’t know the word for “cow” so she said “moo” instead. “Moo!” she’d yell, pointing excitedly at the lazy spotted bovines.

    Val
  7. cow cow cow cow cow coward coward coward. I’m a fucking coward. and you know what, so are you.

    vamps
  8. Moo, she said. What do you mean? I said. She did not speak again, just nudged me with her bovine muzzle. I looked her in her large, limpid eye and felt a sudden tremor of anxiety. What if I had misunderstood?

    Sarasusa
  9. Hmm, just like my ex girlfriend..

    Jeff
  10. What a simple life she lives: up with the sunrise, feeling the cool moisture of possibility mist across her face, knowing she only has contentment ahead. Day after day. She is certain her life is her own. Day after day. A nice man brings her food, and she has fields upon fields of luscious green at her feet. Day after day. Everything is the same. It is normal.

    Until one day. The rules change. No one consulted her. They just decided it was time for her time to end. And that was it. It turns out, day after day, her life was not her own.

    Somebody else’s selfish desire dictated her destiny.

    Tina
  11. “what a cow” people sometimes say when referring to an unpleasant person. isn’t it funny that the same animal is seen as sacred in india? maybe “what a cow” would be a complement there.

    nicky sparks
  12. fried hamburger grease in the pan lapped up with stale wonder bread. Drink it in the closet and wipe your face with the dish towel you stuck deeo down in there. Secret lunches thin grey patties and the five dollar bills you saved just for this.

    jenesis
  13. The fat black and white lump heaved crunchingly along the twisted wire of the fence, pausing only to witlessly moan it’s hunger. The dried hardscrabble left little for it to find.

    Brett
  14. Cows…they don’t really “moo” they just make a low kind of moan…but “moo” is certainly more fun to say than “mrrrrrrrn”

    Zora
  15. brown and sassy, they parade through the field as if they had flags, and as if they had somewhere to go. They don’t,r eally, other than to the milking machines, to the cow-pie messy paddock. The baby ones are so white until they go to that paddock, until they7 stand in that water where the rain leaches the cow pies. Then they become yellowish. It is disgusting if you think about it, but being small, they’re still cute. All small things are cute unless they’re slimy. “Baby cows are not slimy.” I remember somebody saying that once. “Baby snakes are slimy.” But, of course, baby snakes are not slimy. At least, they’re not slimy once they get all the egg slime rubbed off.d Yep. Cows.

    Vicky
  16. cow adalah sapi dalam bahasa inggris, binatang yang menghasilkan susu segar. Binatang ini banyak diternakan dipedesaan di indonesia. Ada juga yang memmelihara dirumah asalkan meliki lahan yang luas. Dikebun binatang sapi tidaklah menarik karena banyak binatang lkain yang lebih menarik. Meskipu demikian tetap saja ada sapi disana

    Achmad
  17. Cows are fantastic animals. They give us milk, which, despite having a very short shelf life (and therefore being the bane of students’ lives), is ridiculously tasty and goes very well with weetabix, though is not to mixed with fruit for some reason.

    Patrick
  18. Spotted like a cookie, standing in the field, milk, seet sweet liquid makes chocolate and cookies and other things that taste good, so I guess we should be thanking cows everywhere for giving us chocolate.

    ellie
  19. the cow is a very sophisticated animal. NOT. it is a very stupid animal that is only good for making meat and milk. That is why i hate vegitarians because they hate the delicious taste of steak! Why? I don’t know, some people can just be weird.

    Mike
  20. a cow is an animal that makes milk for drinking. The cow is also used for making steak and other delicious meats for humans. the cow is sometimes depicted as a stupid animal, but many think its the most sophisticated thing on the planet.

    Michael Kurowski
  21. Moo! Moo! I can’t stop shouting moo! At the mooooon! Damn, what’s happening to me? Am a cow? Fuck, just a few seconds ago I was Henry Fitzpatrick. Must have been that fucking bus! I don’t like being a bloody cow. Not at all. Not at bloody ALL! Moo. Moo. Oh boo hoo moo!

    Oscar
  22. A cow is an animal that goes like: “boooo.” It lives on a farm and gives milk. It’s holy in India. It’s pretty epic. My friend once had a cow eat from his plate in India. Yeah… Cows…. Sheeps are far better though :3

    Black & White ftw!

    Raxby
  23. I once asked if the cow catchers on the front of trains actually moved them gently out of the way, I was told they did – only later did I find out that was a lie.

    Morgan
  24. moocow and stephen. I think of James Joyce and his writing. He was only a little baby boy then. And I a 18year old.

    sk
  25. a cow is a cat with a tle at the end, except not plural

    tigris
  26. hmm.. cow.. a cow is an interesting animal, that gets eaten by a lot of people.. i mean, why do people think it’s so wrong to eat bear, deer, etc. but when we put beef on our tables at least weekly for dinner, how come nobody complains. moooo. i love cows. cows are probably one of the cutest animals byfar.

    natalie
  27. Cow? Of all the crazy things that I could come up with, I’d suggested a cow. A cow as a solution to boredom.

    “What, cow TIPPING?” Reggie asked, twisting a lock of her hair around her finger. “I’ve got news for you, Ned, we’re not in Wisconsin. No cows for about fifty miles in any direction, and frankly, that’s too far to go for fun.”

    Carly Tuma
  28. i remember she used to speak.
    i remember you used to cry.
    i remember i used to shake.

    she was cruel.
    and you were perfect.
    and i was so. very. angry.

    sylvia
  29. Well, when I was young, you see, there was a cow. My friend had a farm, you see, and the little cow was one of my good friends. We would always pick on it, and bother it. Then, one day, we went fishing.

    Cows go moo. I bet you didn’t know that, in reality, cows don’t actually moo, but they make a noise that we only recognize as a “moo”. It’s strange, because, you would think that it would still be a moo, but, really, it’s not.

    Taylor
  30. the grass is a brilliant green in the open pasture. the baby is slowing lifting its head to meet the morning sun. its feeble legs carry it from one side to the other to meet his mother.

    kate
  31. Cow. Holy in india? Hard to sound poetic with a word like cow. Margot has a cat named moo. He’s cuddly, and nice. Which is odd, because most cats hate me. But not moo. Moo loves me. I hope. If not, I’m lying to myself. Which is bad, ‘mirite? So, maybe I should break things off with Moo. D:

    Zach
  32. so we were going through a country area
    and a kid looked out on the field and asked
    “So what is that?” I looked at the cow
    and said “It’s a cow. It’s rare nowadays
    that you see such an animal outside.
    Most of the time they’re stuck in a pen
    and made to sit for days before slaughter.”

    Don H.
  33. Holy cow, man. That is the biggest cow I’ve ever seen. And you SHOT it! What’d you shoot it with, man? That thing must have like 7 holes in it. I could stick my arm right in, shit, it goes to the elbow. I think I feel one of its stomachs.

    Ron
  34. pretty, smelly, big, two colors, meat, meal, daddy, do not going to the party because the cow is out and i forgot melt her, so i`m sorry because of that, don tell you did

    Cecilia
  35. i was sitting on top of the hill when the cow meandered into view. I found myself annoyed that it was blocking my view of the river. I knew there was a farm around the bend but what was this cow doing here, blocking the view I had paid good money to enjoy?
    “Moo!” I said, and it said nothing back.

    ashleigh
  36. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! COW
    With spots
    And base line words
    Oh green grasses
    and pretty little eyes

    Angelique
  37. I love the cow that I saw in the meadows in Australia when I went there vacationing with my sweetheart. I drank that cow’s sweet milk and adopted it too. It is happy and secure in my home now.

    rr6288
  38. milk is one of the fundamental things sitting on our dinner table. i think of methane and chocolate milk. howmuch i love vegetarians because i get to eat more steak. moo. moo. ugly utters. black and white. poop. steak. i love cows. really love them.

    joy
  39. Cows are meant for eating, milk and nice shoes so just get over it!

    amanda
  40. Washington Oregon Coast backwards

    tigris