dysfunctional

September 12th, 2012 | 277 Entries

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277 Entries for “dysfunctional”

  1. Broken, incomplete, out of order, crazy, jumbles, mess, inconsistent, I dont know man, just not functional ya know.!!!

    Briona
  2. It was the end of a highly dysfunctional summer, but what should she had expected given her highly dysfunctional family. At any rate, much as she loved them, she was glad that it was time to say goodbye and go back to school.

  3. Does anyone actually use only the sixty seconds to write? I think we go longer, trying to polish our words. Now, that’s dysfunctional.

  4. I live in a dysfunctional society, I myself am dysfunctional. We all are, it’s “sad” but it’s true. What do I have to say? Nothing in fact, just something I heard behind the balcony at a girl’s 11th birthday party. I’m done with society.

    Adam
  5. A/I Dysfunction report:
    Type 77_a

    Malfunction;
    Incursions of human related emotion, emulation of human emotion and/or imitation of human emotion in a manner deemed unacceptable by the Nevada International Artificial Intelligence Commission.

    Recommended Action: Immediate Termination

    Lome
  6. I don’t know what disfunctional is but sounds it is not good.

    Rose
  7. Something that does not function. It can be an object, a person, a family, an animal.

    Ines
  8. He tried to get up from the floor, thinking, “Hey, maybe I am overdoing stuff.” But of course he neglects the thought. Because countless, “Try harder,” “Do better,” “Hey you miss the timing,” will always remind him that it’s never enough.

  9. I come from a dysfunctional family, whatever that means. The word has so many definitions that who know what a real dysfunctional family is. Still, I know that the way I was raised did not conform with the stereotypical social view of the world. But I’m ok with that!

    Pamela
  10. I come from a dysfunctional family. I have not let let that fact get the best of me. In fact I have used it to my advantage in that it has given me insight in many situations.

    Laura
  11. my life used to be dysfunctional but now its not! yeeeyyyy!!!!! but my roomate’s is. i think i gave it to her as it left me. NOOOOOOO!!!! go away dysfunctional. u no fun. everybody dance now bam bam bam bam bam

    Brea
  12. An amalgamation of insecurities and pride contradicts itself in the inner reaches of my longings. I can be anything? Achieve anything? What if I can’t? My identity vanishes slowly, slowly. Capricious thing, so delusional. So dysfunctional

    Emily
  13. The only way to describe the universe is dysfunctional. A chaotic dance of the imperfect, unprepared, and inadequate. Yet it would be so boring if all functioned as ideally as our dysfunctional brains imagined it should. Dysfunction is the spice of life.

    Noah
  14. family. screaming. the way drinks work. Mom always said theer was a difference between having a drink and letting a drink have you, but daddy didn’t seem to get that rule. cause he staggered, and shouted, and sometimes puked out hateful words.

    Zack Gonzalez
  15. I am dysfunctional in that I cannot handle stress, like an allergy. Someone who is allergic to milk, for example, simply cannot digest the lactase enzyme, and when it is eaten, their body automatically attempts to dispel from their body.

    Taylor
  16. When he was born his father placed him into a bucket and said, “You will respect me,” and then rolled him down the stairs. He never cried again. When he was five-years-old he stole for the first time. He was caught by his father, who noticed his son’s pockets bulging. His father pulled out two packages of gum, an Arabic to English dictionary, a poem that would have brought world peace, and the cure for cancer. His father instructed him to place these items into a 55 gallon drum trashcan and then light them on fire. The scent of the gum, mixed in with the possibility of harmony, emitted a sweet rosewater smell that made the boy cry. Seeing his tears, the father made the boy eat the flame, and the boy never cried again. When the boy was sixteen he fell in love and was happy. When the father saw the boy was happy he intercepted the woman his son had fallen in love with and took him for his own wife. At the wedding, tears graced the boy’s cheeks. After cutting the cake, the father cut out the boy’s heart. He never cried again.

  17. The family, the thoughts, the thought of the thoughts, emotions, limp limbs, silence in the midst of a happy moment, purported grief, the disrespect of a function, when nothing has meant something, when false becomes true.

  18. My life is dysfunctional and I wouldn’t have it any other way. My dysfunctional family may cause several fights, but I love them anyway. I enjoy hanging out with my dysfunctional friends, because they are much more fun then any normal person I know.

  19. shit thats my life. more like my family. there is no such thing as a functional family, because no one is perfect and no one can get along perfectly. my boyfriend is distracting me…. cant write…

    Isabel Pinaud
  20. You and I go hard at each other like we’re going to war.
    You and I go rough, we keep throwing things and slamming the doors.
    You and I get so damn dysfunctional we start keeping score.
    You and I get sick, and I know that we can’t to this no more.

    Good song.

  21. My circuts are dysfunctional, my core fried, my motor falling apart, I am, a broken cyborg.

    Zachary Williams
  22. “But it all works! We laugh. We love. We falter, yes, but you fit so well, here with your head on my chest.’
    “But the doctor says…”
    “The doctor doesn’t get paid when you’re happy”

  23. They did the same routine every day. He’d wake up, she’d wake up. He’d shower, she’d cook and prepare his breakfast so it was hot and ready when he came out of the shower. They’d eat together in silence. He’d kiss on the forehead and go to work. She’d return to the kitchen, and cry.

  24. trlalal. things happen, happens fast oo my dear grandma i’ll wait in the jungle for you with an orange juice in my hand

    bancsi
  25. dysfunctional is how i would describe myself when i fell like i have screwed up on something big or small. it is a sucky feeling.

    Ashton Goodnough
  26. she screams.
    he screams.
    miscommunication just like any other day.
    she wants something,
    but doesn’t care how it affects them both.
    when it comes to him,
    it’s one big ditto.
    but don’t they know that isn’t how real life works.
    don’t they know that
    is best left for Hollywood movies.

  27. The opposite of functioning, but still maintains the possibility of being productive.

    My family. A lot of families. All families?

    Alice
  28. OK. I dont konw this word. Anyway, I am going to check this word up after the minute. But I am recently trying my best to learn as much new vocabularies as possible. My vocabulary base hasn’t expanded much since I was form one. I basically wasted 3 years until form 4 which I learn some science subjects but still not from language subjects. Well, I guess it is never too late and I hope i can recover at fast as possible.

    ifyouknowwhatimean
  29. i like being dysfunctional. it’s fun and it save you a lot of trouble. I used to think it would hurt me. make me unattractive, or just a failure, but actually i was proven wrong.

    O
  30. Just a perceived standard of skills that according to society are required for survival but some people don’t have. Cannot be really wrong. What is the limit?

    Zaheen
  31. Dysfunctional is the state of not being able to function.

    Hayley
  32. cant work right not operating bad

    Hks
  33. My calculator is outrageously dysfunctional. Dinosaurs are currently dysfunctional due to the fact that they are all dead. This is a very dysfunctional paragraph because I have no idea what is going on. This website is also dusfunctional.

    Andrew Smith
  34. families, broken, not working, incorrect, “not functioning”, not functioning according to the rules of society

    Nick Jordan
  35. .

    shlob
  36. bad
    not able to function properly
    tumblr jokes
    This word is also not me
    I mean, I am perfectly functional but sometimes I can be ‘dysfunctional’
    What makes one dysfunctional?
    Stress, added stress, lots of stress.
    =family

    Rachel
  37. powerless to themselves
    hard to understand

    Samantha LR
  38. The world is pretty dysfunctional. Also my family is dysfunctional – most families are dysfunctional because no family is perfect. Even the world isn’t perfect so technically we can all be dysfunctional. To me, dysfunctional means not making sense all the time, not being perfect and normal all the time. Sometimes its good being dysfunctional – it can be fun! We have more fun when we are dysfunctional because we can all have different perspectives about the world.

    Sara Rich
  39. Dysfunctional means that you cannot funtion. Relationships are often dysfunctional because they could be dysfunctional. Capps Crazies last year was dysfunctional because we did not reach our purpose. But this year we are working together and hopefully making a difference. When people fight and do not get along they keep each other from going towards a purpose and then they are not successful.

    Sarah
  40. Dysfunctional people does everyone have dysfunctional?
    Dysfunctional people dont always act like they are. hurt, alone, doesn’t work people relationships, doesn’t work, scared

    Ellie