I remember this book that my mom used to read to me when I was little called Amy’s Goose. I’m not even sure what it was about, but I remember that book as being so sad. I also love to see geese as they migrate, I love fall, and it is really an important part of fall to me to see the geese flying by.
Rebecca
At first I thought it said “jeez” so I immediately thought of Jesus. But I digest. I think geese get annoying, especially on golf courses because their shit is EVERYWHERE. Other than Gray Goose, there’s really no use for them.
MxT
One time I was at a park having a picnic with my brothers and mom. I was in about 6th grade. I was in love with all things fluffy at the time, so I fed them part of my sandwich. Then they started attacking. My brother and I stepped on the table to get away, and my mother took a picture.
Brittney
geese is a fairly funny word. it is the plural form of goose. and a goose is a funny animal. i was once attacked by a goose. those things can bite pretty hard. i was young though, dont judge me.
Tyler
I can’t say I’m a swan, I mean, I hate birds really. I can tell you this, though, I’ve broken free of the flock mentality, man. You know, geese might look pretty fuckin’ impressive making their formations but they’re just like a set of those swimmers, the ones who do everything the same, all the time. And I got done hovering a long time ago, dude. It was time to take FLIGHT. And now I’m a rocket ship. Fuck geese. — It was at this point in his speech that I realized John was no man of infinite wisdom but just a burnt out stoner.
Megan
Geese are not really awesome creatures. They like to be kept to themselves. Try not to get too close to the geese because they will definitely chase you or hiss at you. They are pretty to watch in the winter though! =
KelsyRae
geese gander duck pond fly sink dance think beach couch find love from the smallest things in life. except here except there except what?
fernando
a lot of goose
xiuxiu
I saw some geese today, over at the river.
It was pretty neat, actually.
We were rowing and had to stop so the ducklings (geeselings?) could cross.
The only bad experience was I was so focused on the geese I forgot about my oar. I caught a crab.
Cheyenne
Geese always cross the road in front of cars. Sometimes I feel badly for them. They have no idea what’s on the other side of the road. What if where they were coming from is better than “the other side.” Is the grass always greener on the other side? No one can answer this question. It’s like “why” questions. No one can answer why.
Debbie
the old couple sat at the park and fed the malnourished geese. a typical sunday afternoon for the greens. their favorite, which they named tommy, was being extra playful.
Michelle
i love geese. actually i hate them. when i was growing up at my grandmother’s lakehouse, the geese would always use our floating dock as their toilet. this left me to swim to the dock and sweep it clean. i dont love geese.
kat kilcullen
jesus geese.
let us be released.
so we may cease to be beasts.
the feast of geese makes my knees weak, because they fly so gracefully
jake
Geese fly into the pond. Splash. That’s completely irrelevant, the splashing, but it happens all the same. You’d think after years upon years of landing in the same ponds they’d know how to make it a little smoother. I.e., no splash. Maybe they enjoy it, the splashing.
Cassidy
If geese is the plural form of goose, then meese should be the plural form of moose. Right? Haha. Grammar rules are so arbitrary. I remember that I gave my friend Masa the nickname of Meese. I don’t remember if she liked it or not but we’re not really friends anymore so I guess not.
Tiger
she watched the geese as they flew away for the winter, to go somewhere south where it was warm and the food was plentiful. they mated for life, it was said… and with that, she wondered if the mate to the one she’d shot and planned on eating that night would grieve for a long time.
quin browne
flocking around the sky. Happy in flight.
Irene
geese are fat and white and they lay eggs which are big in size and may be healthy …three geese in a flock one flew east and one flew west and one flew over other geese nest!!!
shree
Once upon a time I was walking through the park, thinking about my day, and past me flew an entire pack of geese. They were so close to each other and it was quite evident that they all looked out for each other. Why can’t humans be like that?
Jessica
i like how they fly it’s like really cool i mean like their almost like ducks but completely not but they can still fly i don’t even think ducks can fly what the hell i guess geese poop a lot and i hear they’re pretty mean too like sometimes they bite and snap at you i haven’t used a period yet seriously geese are boss like hellaaaa cooooooooool beans mannnnn
Fatty
geeese are very interesting animals. there are 3 e’s in the word geese. geese like to eat things. snakes eat geese. geese starts with a g. geese are g. gangsta. geese are funny. singular geese is goose. a goose is part of a group of geese. great geese get grass.
raaachael
fly in the air and they are like a triangle, they poop everywhere, they protect their little ones, and one bit me once, i tried to catch it with a leash, and it attacked me. they aren’t too friendly i guess, but its ok, anyway they are sometimes pretty, but not usually, ha i just beat the game cuz i am not finishing the sentence, beat that game!
MK
geese are awful and annoying. they live in gaggles. they are able to break a human’s arm with a single beat of their wing. they poop. a lot. they bother visitors of parks. they also beg for food. they make annoying noises and bother the nice ducks that love there.
jenna
the strangest thing happened to me about two weeks ago. its was 745 in the am, and i was on my way to work. stuck at a red light, i began noticing my surrounding. i was quickly snapped out of the daydream when i saw six geese on the corner, waiting for the light to turn green before they crossed. i didnt know geese could comprehend traffic.
caitie
GEESE ? GANDER BABBLE BABLE ! QUEEN OF BABBL E? OH SORRY IT WAS GAGGLE ! GOOSY GOOSY GANDER I HAD A FRIEND CALLED GOOSY I OFTEN WONDERED HOW HER PARENTS KNEW SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE A GOOSE !
Neha
fucking geese are on my lawn again…time to get the gun…I just shot 50 geese in 10 mins, I feel no remorse…I’m going to have a feast tonight my friend…tomorrow is another day.
jason harris
i wish they changed the word each time you clicked go.
hmm
geese shit everywhere and i hate them
craig
weird. the color of the word is purple but geese aren’t purple. i think theyre like gray or something. gooses? what’s the goose? what’s the plural of that? ahaha. two ee’s. why am i analzikng this word? i’m weird.
madi
Come back to me.
Anthony
A group of stupid geese are crossing the road in front of an anxious road-rage prone SUV driver, trying to get his kids to soccer practice before he explodes in a fit of pent-up middle class man frustration. All the geese want to do is get across the road.
Xteenuh
“geese! He actually di that? What the hell was he thinking?” She thought as she walked down the hall and bumped into her friend.
” what are you thinking about that has you so oblivious?”
“Jason and his stupidity!”
“Oh duh!”
Kylie
geese fly in a “V” shape. they leave their excrement all over the place. i remember when i was younger and used to play soccer, there was always geese poop all over the field. it wasn’t all that terrible though.
Sam
are at our university and they scare all the girls. they can break childrens arms and are used as guard animals. the roman geese were in charge of a vestry in the roman empire and died the day it fell
cat
There used to be many geese outside my back door in Contryside Village. They lived on a lake outside the back window. My son was scared of them, and I still remember how loudly they honked. They were often a bother. During the winter the geese would fly from Canada and land there for a week or two while on their way to Florida.
Pat
Ah, the freedom of being just another dumb animal. Sitting on this dank bench in this shitty park in this stupid city on this doomed planet, I had nothing but envy for the goose. He didn’t know what the hell was happening. He couldn’t predict the end of the world like I could.
December 21st, 2010. Damn.
Jacob [again] :D
Geese remind me of the goose girl. She was only seven years old, pale straight blonde hair like wisps down her back, her grey pinstriped dress covered over in a dirty white apron, dirtier white feet carrying her quickly over to her precious wards. She poked at them with a long pointed stick to guide them where she wanted them to go. Her name was Elva.
SharaLee
Thirteen geese floated in the pond but the soon to be mother goose watched jealously because she could not leave her nest.
Emma
I saw a giant flock of geese fly overhead this morning. Their honks of joy vibrated through the pale sky as they cut the cool air. Brown wings danced with the fading dawn.
Nurgette
The geese once again flew overhead. I looked up, as usual, watching their v-formation pointing out of here. Away from this stupid town, this stupid place. I could practically feel my legs twitching, begging me to move, follow them ut of here. They were leading the way together, pointing towards a common goal, my goal, away.
I remember this book that my mom used to read to me when I was little called Amy’s Goose. I’m not even sure what it was about, but I remember that book as being so sad. I also love to see geese as they migrate, I love fall, and it is really an important part of fall to me to see the geese flying by.
At first I thought it said “jeez” so I immediately thought of Jesus. But I digest. I think geese get annoying, especially on golf courses because their shit is EVERYWHERE. Other than Gray Goose, there’s really no use for them.
One time I was at a park having a picnic with my brothers and mom. I was in about 6th grade. I was in love with all things fluffy at the time, so I fed them part of my sandwich. Then they started attacking. My brother and I stepped on the table to get away, and my mother took a picture.
geese is a fairly funny word. it is the plural form of goose. and a goose is a funny animal. i was once attacked by a goose. those things can bite pretty hard. i was young though, dont judge me.
I can’t say I’m a swan, I mean, I hate birds really. I can tell you this, though, I’ve broken free of the flock mentality, man. You know, geese might look pretty fuckin’ impressive making their formations but they’re just like a set of those swimmers, the ones who do everything the same, all the time. And I got done hovering a long time ago, dude. It was time to take FLIGHT. And now I’m a rocket ship. Fuck geese. — It was at this point in his speech that I realized John was no man of infinite wisdom but just a burnt out stoner.
Geese are not really awesome creatures. They like to be kept to themselves. Try not to get too close to the geese because they will definitely chase you or hiss at you. They are pretty to watch in the winter though! =
geese gander duck pond fly sink dance think beach couch find love from the smallest things in life. except here except there except what?
a lot of goose
I saw some geese today, over at the river.
It was pretty neat, actually.
We were rowing and had to stop so the ducklings (geeselings?) could cross.
The only bad experience was I was so focused on the geese I forgot about my oar. I caught a crab.
Geese always cross the road in front of cars. Sometimes I feel badly for them. They have no idea what’s on the other side of the road. What if where they were coming from is better than “the other side.” Is the grass always greener on the other side? No one can answer this question. It’s like “why” questions. No one can answer why.
the old couple sat at the park and fed the malnourished geese. a typical sunday afternoon for the greens. their favorite, which they named tommy, was being extra playful.
i love geese. actually i hate them. when i was growing up at my grandmother’s lakehouse, the geese would always use our floating dock as their toilet. this left me to swim to the dock and sweep it clean. i dont love geese.
jesus geese.
let us be released.
so we may cease to be beasts.
the feast of geese makes my knees weak, because they fly so gracefully
Geese fly into the pond. Splash. That’s completely irrelevant, the splashing, but it happens all the same. You’d think after years upon years of landing in the same ponds they’d know how to make it a little smoother. I.e., no splash. Maybe they enjoy it, the splashing.
If geese is the plural form of goose, then meese should be the plural form of moose. Right? Haha. Grammar rules are so arbitrary. I remember that I gave my friend Masa the nickname of Meese. I don’t remember if she liked it or not but we’re not really friends anymore so I guess not.
she watched the geese as they flew away for the winter, to go somewhere south where it was warm and the food was plentiful. they mated for life, it was said… and with that, she wondered if the mate to the one she’d shot and planned on eating that night would grieve for a long time.
flocking around the sky. Happy in flight.
geese are fat and white and they lay eggs which are big in size and may be healthy …three geese in a flock one flew east and one flew west and one flew over other geese nest!!!
Once upon a time I was walking through the park, thinking about my day, and past me flew an entire pack of geese. They were so close to each other and it was quite evident that they all looked out for each other. Why can’t humans be like that?
i like how they fly it’s like really cool i mean like their almost like ducks but completely not but they can still fly i don’t even think ducks can fly what the hell i guess geese poop a lot and i hear they’re pretty mean too like sometimes they bite and snap at you i haven’t used a period yet seriously geese are boss like hellaaaa cooooooooool beans mannnnn
geeese are very interesting animals. there are 3 e’s in the word geese. geese like to eat things. snakes eat geese. geese starts with a g. geese are g. gangsta. geese are funny. singular geese is goose. a goose is part of a group of geese. great geese get grass.
fly in the air and they are like a triangle, they poop everywhere, they protect their little ones, and one bit me once, i tried to catch it with a leash, and it attacked me. they aren’t too friendly i guess, but its ok, anyway they are sometimes pretty, but not usually, ha i just beat the game cuz i am not finishing the sentence, beat that game!
geese are awful and annoying. they live in gaggles. they are able to break a human’s arm with a single beat of their wing. they poop. a lot. they bother visitors of parks. they also beg for food. they make annoying noises and bother the nice ducks that love there.
the strangest thing happened to me about two weeks ago. its was 745 in the am, and i was on my way to work. stuck at a red light, i began noticing my surrounding. i was quickly snapped out of the daydream when i saw six geese on the corner, waiting for the light to turn green before they crossed. i didnt know geese could comprehend traffic.
GEESE ? GANDER BABBLE BABLE ! QUEEN OF BABBL E? OH SORRY IT WAS GAGGLE ! GOOSY GOOSY GANDER I HAD A FRIEND CALLED GOOSY I OFTEN WONDERED HOW HER PARENTS KNEW SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE A GOOSE !
fucking geese are on my lawn again…time to get the gun…I just shot 50 geese in 10 mins, I feel no remorse…I’m going to have a feast tonight my friend…tomorrow is another day.
i wish they changed the word each time you clicked go.
geese shit everywhere and i hate them
weird. the color of the word is purple but geese aren’t purple. i think theyre like gray or something. gooses? what’s the goose? what’s the plural of that? ahaha. two ee’s. why am i analzikng this word? i’m weird.
Come back to me.
A group of stupid geese are crossing the road in front of an anxious road-rage prone SUV driver, trying to get his kids to soccer practice before he explodes in a fit of pent-up middle class man frustration. All the geese want to do is get across the road.
“geese! He actually di that? What the hell was he thinking?” She thought as she walked down the hall and bumped into her friend.
” what are you thinking about that has you so oblivious?”
“Jason and his stupidity!”
“Oh duh!”
geese fly in a “V” shape. they leave their excrement all over the place. i remember when i was younger and used to play soccer, there was always geese poop all over the field. it wasn’t all that terrible though.
are at our university and they scare all the girls. they can break childrens arms and are used as guard animals. the roman geese were in charge of a vestry in the roman empire and died the day it fell
There used to be many geese outside my back door in Contryside Village. They lived on a lake outside the back window. My son was scared of them, and I still remember how loudly they honked. They were often a bother. During the winter the geese would fly from Canada and land there for a week or two while on their way to Florida.
Ah, the freedom of being just another dumb animal. Sitting on this dank bench in this shitty park in this stupid city on this doomed planet, I had nothing but envy for the goose. He didn’t know what the hell was happening. He couldn’t predict the end of the world like I could.
December 21st, 2010. Damn.
Geese remind me of the goose girl. She was only seven years old, pale straight blonde hair like wisps down her back, her grey pinstriped dress covered over in a dirty white apron, dirtier white feet carrying her quickly over to her precious wards. She poked at them with a long pointed stick to guide them where she wanted them to go. Her name was Elva.
Thirteen geese floated in the pond but the soon to be mother goose watched jealously because she could not leave her nest.
I saw a giant flock of geese fly overhead this morning. Their honks of joy vibrated through the pale sky as they cut the cool air. Brown wings danced with the fading dawn.
The geese once again flew overhead. I looked up, as usual, watching their v-formation pointing out of here. Away from this stupid town, this stupid place. I could practically feel my legs twitching, begging me to move, follow them ut of here. They were leading the way together, pointing towards a common goal, my goal, away.