I hate sour grapes. I sat on the porch contemplating this when my entire life was squished between the work boot of some almighty God I have yet to meet. I couldn’t tell you exactly how it happened, but I knew for sure, I fucking hated the surprise of that sour grape.
Leah
i drank some grape soda the other day and it brought back alot of memories of my childhood because thats what me and peter used to drink on my porch in the summer time. i really miss him, maybe we could get together and drink some grape soday because i think maybe if we reunited something could click. maybe thats what ive been missing? who knows? grape!
emily
Grapes are future raisins.
Rebecca
Can’t get past myself, so I use the sour grapes strategy. At least it masks my guilt and makes me feel that it’s not my fault.
abc
As Roger plucked the small purple grapes from the vine, he thought about the whole process they would go through to become wine. The squeezing, fermentation, all of it was so wondrous. A true testament to human ingenuity – to take one substance and to make it into another.
Kyle
Squished between my toes. I feel it. I feel the seeping seeds and the cold juice under my feet. Hundreds of grapes under me. Squish. Squish. Squish.
JayBoo
oh grape you are so juicy and sweet, a food in clusters is really a treat. you pick just one and pop it in you mouth, it reminds you of summers you had spent in the south
john doe
My fiance loves to tell this joke:
A woman runs into a police station and says that she would like to report a grape.
“Don’t you mean rape?” asks the officer.
“No,” she says, “There was a bunch of ’em!”
That’s so sexist, and I don’t think rape is funny… but a BUNCH of them?! That’s hilarious.
Zoe
small and purple, delicious little spheres of flavor.
not the green ones, though.
reni
grapes are the fruit of the Greeks. I think of someone lying on their back in the sun, or of an old woman stomping on them and then slipping and falling down. I like large boxes of grapes. One time I had a dream about grapes outlining the bottom of my mattress. It wasn’t very interesting
Hanna
As he sipped the wine he tried to guess the variety, his group the The Grape Vine often tried this. He found it easier than trying to guess what his wife was thinking.
Liam Hutchison
there’s an R in grape. and there’s an R in Rob. i miss that name. not just THAT name but HIS name. because without the last name it wouldn’t mean anything to me, just a few letters symbolizing him and a couple hundred thousand other boys named Robert. but the middle and last name. that’s what makes him different. for only i could call him Robert, and that’s two R’s. everybody else was forced to call him Rob. never stood for Bob, or Bobby, and never even Robby. He was always Rob, and my Robert. that’s a beautiful letter. R.
lor
purple deliciousness tastes sweet. The color of health. my mom’s favorite thing. it is so sweet, but can be so tart. sounds like gape.
liz
Grapes are the fruit that it looks like your smuggling when you are a well endowed man. Grapes may be the forbidden fruit and not the apple, does it ever really say for sure in the Bible? I don’t know why, but grapes just seem really sinful to me. Grapes are naughty sinful fruits and need to punished.
aw
A purple day filled with a haze that seems like the color of a grape. Today I knew I would see my father again. Perhaps the day seemed so dismal and purple because I didn’t want to see him again. Or perhaps I just remembered the days we used to eat grapes together.
Lizzy
“Don’t eat that!”
I never understood why my step-mother put such realistic-looking fake grapes out on the counter.
I think I knew it was fake, but wanted to chew on a fake, plastic grape anyway. I’m not sure what that says about me.
My step-mother was always trying to pass fake things off as real, anyway.
Dianne
I took one sip of grape gatorade and spit it out. I was never a fan of purple things, especially not artificially flavored grape things. They tasted more like cherry medicine than cherry medicine did, to me at least. But there exists one purple thing that I have admired and loved from afar, and will always love. At least I hope. The girl with the grape colored hair. I call it grape because it was so deep, it almost looked natural. And she is perfect for me, but I’ll never have her if she doesn’t know I exist.
mcar
Grapes. What does one even write about a grape? A small, tasty fruit. Multicolored outsides with greenish-white juicy insides…tasty.
Brittany
Grape is an unusual flavor. A real grape presents delightful food possibilities, especially if it’s purple and seedless. Artificial grape flavoring, however, like the kind found in candy and drinks and such, is not a pleasant taste at all. I’d rather not enjoy something than eat it artificially graped.
David G
the thing abouts grapes is that they are purple. they are round and squishy but they taste very good. Grapes are great. and they are sometimes purple and sometimes green. other times they are dried. and then we call them raisins. I like to catch grapes in my mouth when people throw them through the air at my face.
Charles Schwarzbeck
juicy juicy juicy refreshment in summery days spent observing cool blades of grass.
i feel dewey and acidulous in the setting sun.
take the grape and eat it. savor its flavor.
kate
Peel me a grape. Show me some love. Except I wouldn’t expect my love to peel me a grape. If anything, I’d be peeling the grape for my love. But even then… I dunno.
My brain reels from exhaustion. I can taste the grape on my tongue while simultaneously shuddering at the sight of grape soda. Have you seen that stuff?
machen27
I love grapes. They are my favorite fruit. They come in different colors too, but green ones are my fave. We also grow grapes in the backyard in the summer on a vine and my mom makes grape juice with it. Someday I’ll try to start making wine with it. Also.. Vinnie pointed out that grapes don’t have a smell to them.
Emily M
the pretty sister of the raising the mother of wine. Essential to the romans time to wind and dine.
Of the fruits the most divine
boredom al
it’s not my favorite fruit. in fact, i do not like them at all. i don’t even like the color. maybe it’s to do with all the grape flavored cough medicine that was forced down my throat as a kid. grapes, blech.
emily
grapes are good and round and when you put them in the freezer they make for a delicious frozen treat!
lou
i like grapes, they are very nice, and the purple color is so grand.i like them as a fruit, not to eat, so really more ahh no TIME!!! NO TIME!!! GRAPES!! aARE PURPLE
carissa
She plucked a purple, juicy grape off of the vine and savored the flavor.
Emily
A bunch of grapes. The queen bee getting fed, one grape at a time. Her wannabe admirers waving palm fronds around her chaise lounge. Life is tough.
tini
one day there was a grape. he was a smart green grape who didn’t like red grapes, because there was a war between red and green grapes. However, one day when walking home from school, he saw the prettiest girl red grape he’d ever seen before. He knew he had to do it. It was his destiny.
He ate her.
minkkmeister
its purple and is mysterious. it can turn into many things: wine juice rasins. etc. i like the green for they are sourer. many people like the purple though. it has the word rape in it. thats not very good. they smell bad whe n they rot
bleu
Grapes, luscious and purple and hanging in bunches from the vine. I reach up to pick one, highlighted by the deep blue around it, but it stretches out of my reach. I stand on my tiptoes, jump, try and climb the arbor, but the bunch stays just out of my reach, no matter what I do. Eventually I cry in defeat, throwing myself in the rich, brown dirt, never to taste the delicious fruit growing above me.
Sarah
purple but actually dark red
never loved the red ones
wine is goood but thats not legal so nevermind
grapes of wrath
wreath of grapes
beef of ape
cape of sleep
suzie
Grapes are really delicious. I like the red seedless ones the best. They’re sweet and juicy. I don’t like the green ones as much, but worst is when you get red ones that you THINK are seedless but really have seeds. I’m sorry, but I don’t have the time or patience to try de-seeding a red grape. But. Looks like I still have a little time left. But I’m pretty much done. I wish I got a cooler word than grape. I wa
robby toxic
Grape soda. I love grade soda. I know that most people thin it’s kind of gross, but I don’t. If youa sk me, it’s WAY better than orange soda- I mean, the stuff’s okay, but it’s just a little too…orange-y.
Maddie
The grapes were plum enough to be picked, all 27 acres. The grass had to be cut down at least 4 inches, so people could walk in the vineyard. And sometimes he took a swig after every row of grapes he picked, savoring that liquid burning down his throat.
Scythe42
Grape is a nice fruit. It is sometimes green in colour. And sometimes, purple in colour. Sometimes it has seeds in it. And sometimes it comes seedless. I have it almost everyday. Only because I love teh taste of it. It is also known as angoor in Hindi.
Sandeep
I don’t like artificial grape flavoring. It makes me think of medicine. The mountain goats have a song where a line is something… “river gin. that stuff tastes like medicine but I’ll take it. It’ll do.”
Grapes are good if they’re really grapes; not if they’re fake grape flavour. that’s just lame.
Mooselyn
I’ve found what the world is searching for,
Here, right here, my dear I don’t have to look no more
and all my days, I’ve hoped and I’ve prayed
for someone just like you, to make me feel the way I do.
Dee
i just did this fucking word this is bullshit why the fuck would I have to write about the same shit twice? Why doesn’t this bullshit generate a new word? Now I have to fuck your pets.
I hate sour grapes. I sat on the porch contemplating this when my entire life was squished between the work boot of some almighty God I have yet to meet. I couldn’t tell you exactly how it happened, but I knew for sure, I fucking hated the surprise of that sour grape.
i drank some grape soda the other day and it brought back alot of memories of my childhood because thats what me and peter used to drink on my porch in the summer time. i really miss him, maybe we could get together and drink some grape soday because i think maybe if we reunited something could click. maybe thats what ive been missing? who knows? grape!
Grapes are future raisins.
Can’t get past myself, so I use the sour grapes strategy. At least it masks my guilt and makes me feel that it’s not my fault.
As Roger plucked the small purple grapes from the vine, he thought about the whole process they would go through to become wine. The squeezing, fermentation, all of it was so wondrous. A true testament to human ingenuity – to take one substance and to make it into another.
Squished between my toes. I feel it. I feel the seeping seeds and the cold juice under my feet. Hundreds of grapes under me. Squish. Squish. Squish.
oh grape you are so juicy and sweet, a food in clusters is really a treat. you pick just one and pop it in you mouth, it reminds you of summers you had spent in the south
My fiance loves to tell this joke:
A woman runs into a police station and says that she would like to report a grape.
“Don’t you mean rape?” asks the officer.
“No,” she says, “There was a bunch of ’em!”
That’s so sexist, and I don’t think rape is funny… but a BUNCH of them?! That’s hilarious.
small and purple, delicious little spheres of flavor.
not the green ones, though.
grapes are the fruit of the Greeks. I think of someone lying on their back in the sun, or of an old woman stomping on them and then slipping and falling down. I like large boxes of grapes. One time I had a dream about grapes outlining the bottom of my mattress. It wasn’t very interesting
As he sipped the wine he tried to guess the variety, his group the The Grape Vine often tried this. He found it easier than trying to guess what his wife was thinking.
there’s an R in grape. and there’s an R in Rob. i miss that name. not just THAT name but HIS name. because without the last name it wouldn’t mean anything to me, just a few letters symbolizing him and a couple hundred thousand other boys named Robert. but the middle and last name. that’s what makes him different. for only i could call him Robert, and that’s two R’s. everybody else was forced to call him Rob. never stood for Bob, or Bobby, and never even Robby. He was always Rob, and my Robert. that’s a beautiful letter. R.
purple deliciousness tastes sweet. The color of health. my mom’s favorite thing. it is so sweet, but can be so tart. sounds like gape.
Grapes are the fruit that it looks like your smuggling when you are a well endowed man. Grapes may be the forbidden fruit and not the apple, does it ever really say for sure in the Bible? I don’t know why, but grapes just seem really sinful to me. Grapes are naughty sinful fruits and need to punished.
A purple day filled with a haze that seems like the color of a grape. Today I knew I would see my father again. Perhaps the day seemed so dismal and purple because I didn’t want to see him again. Or perhaps I just remembered the days we used to eat grapes together.
“Don’t eat that!”
I never understood why my step-mother put such realistic-looking fake grapes out on the counter.
I think I knew it was fake, but wanted to chew on a fake, plastic grape anyway. I’m not sure what that says about me.
My step-mother was always trying to pass fake things off as real, anyway.
I took one sip of grape gatorade and spit it out. I was never a fan of purple things, especially not artificially flavored grape things. They tasted more like cherry medicine than cherry medicine did, to me at least. But there exists one purple thing that I have admired and loved from afar, and will always love. At least I hope. The girl with the grape colored hair. I call it grape because it was so deep, it almost looked natural. And she is perfect for me, but I’ll never have her if she doesn’t know I exist.
Grapes. What does one even write about a grape? A small, tasty fruit. Multicolored outsides with greenish-white juicy insides…tasty.
Grape is an unusual flavor. A real grape presents delightful food possibilities, especially if it’s purple and seedless. Artificial grape flavoring, however, like the kind found in candy and drinks and such, is not a pleasant taste at all. I’d rather not enjoy something than eat it artificially graped.
the thing abouts grapes is that they are purple. they are round and squishy but they taste very good. Grapes are great. and they are sometimes purple and sometimes green. other times they are dried. and then we call them raisins. I like to catch grapes in my mouth when people throw them through the air at my face.
juicy juicy juicy refreshment in summery days spent observing cool blades of grass.
i feel dewey and acidulous in the setting sun.
take the grape and eat it. savor its flavor.
Peel me a grape. Show me some love. Except I wouldn’t expect my love to peel me a grape. If anything, I’d be peeling the grape for my love. But even then… I dunno.
My brain reels from exhaustion. I can taste the grape on my tongue while simultaneously shuddering at the sight of grape soda. Have you seen that stuff?
I love grapes. They are my favorite fruit. They come in different colors too, but green ones are my fave. We also grow grapes in the backyard in the summer on a vine and my mom makes grape juice with it. Someday I’ll try to start making wine with it. Also.. Vinnie pointed out that grapes don’t have a smell to them.
the pretty sister of the raising the mother of wine. Essential to the romans time to wind and dine.
Of the fruits the most divine
it’s not my favorite fruit. in fact, i do not like them at all. i don’t even like the color. maybe it’s to do with all the grape flavored cough medicine that was forced down my throat as a kid. grapes, blech.
grapes are good and round and when you put them in the freezer they make for a delicious frozen treat!
i like grapes, they are very nice, and the purple color is so grand.i like them as a fruit, not to eat, so really more ahh no TIME!!! NO TIME!!! GRAPES!! aARE PURPLE
She plucked a purple, juicy grape off of the vine and savored the flavor.
A bunch of grapes. The queen bee getting fed, one grape at a time. Her wannabe admirers waving palm fronds around her chaise lounge. Life is tough.
one day there was a grape. he was a smart green grape who didn’t like red grapes, because there was a war between red and green grapes. However, one day when walking home from school, he saw the prettiest girl red grape he’d ever seen before. He knew he had to do it. It was his destiny.
He ate her.
its purple and is mysterious. it can turn into many things: wine juice rasins. etc. i like the green for they are sourer. many people like the purple though. it has the word rape in it. thats not very good. they smell bad whe n they rot
Grapes, luscious and purple and hanging in bunches from the vine. I reach up to pick one, highlighted by the deep blue around it, but it stretches out of my reach. I stand on my tiptoes, jump, try and climb the arbor, but the bunch stays just out of my reach, no matter what I do. Eventually I cry in defeat, throwing myself in the rich, brown dirt, never to taste the delicious fruit growing above me.
purple but actually dark red
never loved the red ones
wine is goood but thats not legal so nevermind
grapes of wrath
wreath of grapes
beef of ape
cape of sleep
Grapes are really delicious. I like the red seedless ones the best. They’re sweet and juicy. I don’t like the green ones as much, but worst is when you get red ones that you THINK are seedless but really have seeds. I’m sorry, but I don’t have the time or patience to try de-seeding a red grape. But. Looks like I still have a little time left. But I’m pretty much done. I wish I got a cooler word than grape. I wa
Grape soda. I love grade soda. I know that most people thin it’s kind of gross, but I don’t. If youa sk me, it’s WAY better than orange soda- I mean, the stuff’s okay, but it’s just a little too…orange-y.
The grapes were plum enough to be picked, all 27 acres. The grass had to be cut down at least 4 inches, so people could walk in the vineyard. And sometimes he took a swig after every row of grapes he picked, savoring that liquid burning down his throat.
Grape is a nice fruit. It is sometimes green in colour. And sometimes, purple in colour. Sometimes it has seeds in it. And sometimes it comes seedless. I have it almost everyday. Only because I love teh taste of it. It is also known as angoor in Hindi.
I don’t like artificial grape flavoring. It makes me think of medicine. The mountain goats have a song where a line is something… “river gin. that stuff tastes like medicine but I’ll take it. It’ll do.”
Grapes are good if they’re really grapes; not if they’re fake grape flavour. that’s just lame.
I’ve found what the world is searching for,
Here, right here, my dear I don’t have to look no more
and all my days, I’ve hoped and I’ve prayed
for someone just like you, to make me feel the way I do.
i just did this fucking word this is bullshit why the fuck would I have to write about the same shit twice? Why doesn’t this bullshit generate a new word? Now I have to fuck your pets.