gum

July 25th, 2012 | 275 Entries

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275 Entries for “gum”

  1. So, I was walking along and chewing gum. Hey, wait. I was walking and chewing gum at the same time. I think that might surprise most people…especially those who have seen me work out. Yes, I’m the one that the teacher yells at most of the time. I’m the one who is moving in the wrong direction. When all of you head right, I head left. Perhaps I should try chewing gum when I work out!

    Tracey
  2. yummy and chewy. The flavor and the scent is amazing and the verity of those two things are endless, which makes great for anyone in any age. I particularly like the gum from Dominican Republic, It is sweet and it last longer then usual gum types.

    mari
  3. Gum, it’s like my favorite thing, for when I’m hungry. I helps me a whole bunch because I loose weight and I can prevent cavities by chewing it. I can’t get over it. I use it when I’m hungry, so I don’t eat as much. When I’m done eating I chew sugar free for getting the food out of my teeth. There are many flavors like: Spearmint, double mint, and juicy fruit, desserts, like mint chocolate chip. Gum, is endless!

    mykaela
  4. I am not chewing gum, which is weird because I always chew gum. Orbit peppermint mist is my favorite.

    Morgan
  5. “Please, PLEASE stop snapping your gum, Bee. It’s driving me up a goddamn wall.” Anna crossed her arms over her chest and slouched down further in her chair.

    I discretely spit my gum into my napkin and folded it, tucking it under the edge of my plate.

  6. The young girl really wanted a piece of double bubble super sour apple gum.

    nicole
  7. chewing gum. stuck to bookshelves, stools, tables. smoke, bar, dim light, ventilators with a monotonous noise

    gala
  8. The gum in my pocket began to melt. My brother gave it to me for an airhead when he went out for lunch today. It was the new creamsicle gum. I really wanted to eat it. But it got stuck to the inside of my new jeans.

    Christina Stevenson
  9. smack. Smack. SMACK. He’d had enough. He calmly rose from his desk, exited his cubicle, entered his neighbors, lifted his hand, and did what everyone else in the office has dreamed about since Mr. Loud Gum Chewer joined the team – delivered a hard and fast open-handed smack of his own to the back of the offender’s head. It will surely mean a meeting with HR, but as he sat back down in his ergonomically adjusted office chair he knew it was worth it.

  10. When I woke up, I noticed there was gum stuck to my ASS, and I had to figure out how it got there from that drunken, drunken bafoonery that was last night. And then I saw my girlfriend lying naked next to me, and her hair was covered in gum too, and I realized — if gummy ass hair was involved — it must have been a good night.

    katie
  11. Gum is a flavored piece of consumable, that is usually chewed on before being spit out. Usually used by teens because of its flavor, but also as a way to stop smoking!

    ChapterKing
  12. he sticks to the bottom of my shoes, like street gum. i smile, but i tell him no. i wave, but i tell him no. i don’t accept lunch invitations. i’ll never go to dinner with him. stop coming by, i don’t want this. i don’t want you, but if i ever tell you in words. i don’t know what you’ll do (to me).

  13. Have you ever had that experience where you’re sat in a classroom and you have a piece of chewing gum in your mouth that has been there for so long it seems it is beginning to rot and fester inside your mouth? Have you ever checked given up resisting the urge to fight through the terrible lack of flavor and checked under the table to see if anyone has experienced a similar problem and so they have stuck their gum to the underside of the desk? I definitely have. Chewing gum is fine, it’s pretty awesome actually, until you end up with a slab of goo inside your gob that tastes like… well, nothing.

    Chewing gum etiquette… you can’t stick your gum under the table if there is no gum already there. Which brings us to the dilemma -who originally broke the rule and stuck their gum to the underside of a clean desk? Was it you? If everyone followed the chewing gum etiquette then there would be no body to start of the gum sticking cycle and tables everywhere would be saved.

    But where would we stick our gum then? To the floor? To ourselves? To our teachers?

    To our teachers.

    Ok guys, it’s settled. You can no longer stick your gum to the underside to your desk. You have to stick it to your teachers. Problem solved.

    Sophie
  14. People used to call me Big Red. But I told them to STOP it! There’s only one Big Red. America’s number one cinnamon flavoured chewing gum. If you don’t chew Big Red then *bleep* you. (To quote the great Ricky Bobby aka Will Ferrell from Talladega Nights)

  15. Gum is one of those things that is a miracle worker for me and a torture. I can’t live without being able to chew gum; it’s an involuntary motion for me. I notice it when it is gone, though. I have become a great gum catcher as a teacher, and I would hope that it continues like that.

  16. people who chew it, don’t need it. people who don’t, need it. I want some cereal. and a nap. this was a good talk

  17. yum i like gum. doesn’t’ everybody. especially big league chew as a kid nothing much mattered except love and your parents and your brother and big league chew. yum. gum fun gum batter pancakes gum

    molly
  18. When I was in school, about the worse offense you could commit
    was chewing gum. That was a crime and yet we all did it. Pretty
    innocent compared to what kids do in schools today.

    Gum, that was how we acted out. All flavors, Bazooka, mint,
    teaberry.

    Robin
  19. You hate gum.

    You hate how the burst of artificial flavorings disappears after a few minutes of chewing, reminding you that what you just chewed on was just flavored plastic.

    You hate how it leaves you with a sore jaw and temples when you can’t find the damn wrapper to spit it into and dispose it. You hate the god awful aftertaste it leaves you.

    You did love gum, once upon a time, when you were a kid. The bright gumballs that you wasted your spare change on, the hope that one day, someone would’ve invented the everlasting gobstopper.

    That was then.

    This is now.

    You hate gum.

  20. gum is amazing. especially five gum. they have like a zillion flavors. i gotta say if i could have one thing for the rest of my life it would be free five gum. yeah thats a solid answer. anyways i havent had gum in a while. i should get some.

    meee
  21. Chew chew chew chew

  22. She snapped her gum, her big, celebrity sunglasses shielding her cold blue eyes. Superficial is the word that comes to mind when you look at her.

    Kelsey
  23. Chew chew pop
    Chew it when you’re running and its hot
    Blow bubbles sticky and sweet
    Stick it on the bottom of tables in sheets
    Chew Chew pop
    you never never stop

  24. pop.
    the gum stain her lips.
    she chewed again.
    blew and pop.

  25. I chewed. I smacked. I cracked. My mom always complained. Yelled actually. “Stop chewing like a cow Emma! It’s not proper.”

  26. Several times a day I like to chew gum. It keeps me from eating sometimes (when I’m in that mood) and also it keeps me from getting bored as I am prone to do when forced to be in the same place for elongated lapses of time. It gives me something to do instead of talking and I can easily turn down offers of bad food by saying “sorry, i have a gum!”

    Mea
  27. Its bubbly, Its pink, It sometimes tastes like mint. Sometimes its nasty. I don’t like bubble gum. Its nasty. It look like Apple Pie. I like apple pie gum . Soooooooo yummy :).

    Chyanne
  28. I like chewing gum for the most part, although I haven’t had any for a while. In junior high chewing gum was a daily staple. The boy I had a crush on chewed Wintergreen, so I’d always get the same one.

    Sally
  29. Chewing and smacking, I think about how this kind of hurts my teeth. I dislike my teeth. Sometimes I chew mint gum. I should really brush my teeth more often, and at least floss my teeth occasionally. I can’t remember the last time I’ve brushed my teeth.

    danner
  30. “Great!” The buisiness man screamed as he stopped his jog down the sidewalk. “I’m late, AND I have gum on my brand new leather patented shoe!” The man wipes his left shoes on the ground and continues on his trek. ‘This is the fourth time this month I’m going to be late! What am I doing with myself?”

  31. gum can be the gum of your teeth, even the gum that you can chew. the gum you chew has many flavours such as watermelon, strawberry and even mint. You can get chewing gum or bubble gum. Bubble gum allows you to blow bubbles! The gum that your teeth stand on our the foundations , without it the teeth would not be secure and could also fall out easily.

    Annie
  32. A slimy sticky substance that gets in your shoe and if you are supremely unlucky (and normally a girl), in your hair. I find it obtrustive and do not enjoy its presence. However, it does come in a variety of flavors, including mint, which replaced my need to drink peppermint tea. And that’s about all I can say, glad it isn’t in my hair.

    Natascha
  33. Gum is something that you place in your mouth and chew. It comes in lots of different flavours. It is very tasty. Some people find it convinient to place a half chewed piece of gume behind their ear and eat some food, and then place it in their mouth again

    Evie nichols
  34. Its chewy gewy and good fun funny gummy and nice I like gum it is great it is something fun yes gum is good fun great

    Aqua
  35. I really love gum. When I’m taking a test it helps me concentrate. Gum also reminds me of making out. It’s something I’ve never done. When two people are making out and then pass gum between their passionate kiss. Sounds nice.

    Alicia