gym

August 22nd, 2009 | 275 Entries

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275 Entries for “gym”

  1. sweaty, sport dirty fat people joints moving bodies training paths wight

    gergana romanova
  2. Gym, from the Greek “gymnos,” meaning naked–the only way to practice a sport according to the Ancients and to ensure that only men participate.

    How far we are with our calculated outfits and our sartorial requirements

    With women working on their bodies as never-ending projects.

    Taddy
  3. I woke up in the gym. There were butterflies and lollipops. I think Jim’s Gym was the perfect place for a masquerade party. The next time I wake up, I want it to be in the locker room. I will be closer to my clothes.

    Jeff
  4. I enjoy the gym. There’s something about lifting to build muscle mass that lifts my spirits. Perhaps it’s only vanity, the feeding of it, that is actually being lifted.

    Craig
  5. I should go I used to go I need to go I ought to go I almost go I want to go I plan to go I schedule to go I refuse to go I try to go I dream to go I almost go
    It is closed anyway.

    Taddy
  6. I love to play dodgeball…we used to play all the time when I was younger but its not as much in highschool. why is that? we lose so much of ourselves as we get older and we replace our inner kid with memories of the past with what should have been

    Rachel
  7. Gyms always seem like creepy places to me. Full of sweaty, tired bodies. People trying to show off to others that they are actually doing something. But chances are as soon as you leave the gym, you get some fast food and pretty much do away with any progress you might have made.

    Liz
  8. I hate the gym. I’ve never actually been in one, but the idea of the gym scares me. I”m tiny. Weak. Sweat and hard gym bodies proliferating into view are not exactly inspiring. I’m also super skinny, naturally, rather than diet infused. I don’t need gym. I have a medicine ball. Let’s all do crunches. Separately. Away from judgment. I’ll beat you, but you won’t know.

    Stephanie
  9. it is greek to me and saves my soul because it takes the too much energy and puts it into a church of sorts

    kate
  10. I see people waste their days, pushing themselves too hard to keep themselves looking good. They don’t enjoy it.

    pattyt
  11. at the gym I saw many people trying to look cool by throwing basketballs, lifting weights, jogging, but none of that appealed to me, so I kept walking, walking to who knows where, away from there. The gym is no place for me, Not for a person like me

    Cam
  12. the gym is a place where you think you’re losing weight but really you’re just running and running and sweating and everyone around you has a hot bod but won’t admit it, and you have to listen to shitty music all morning and then after you just want to go to dunkin donuts or some shit but you can’t because you just ran and ran and sweated and you cant even eat a donut now. shit. the gym sucks. i’ve never been.. i should go to see what it’s like.

    reed vd
  13. The gym shorts we used to wear made us look like the Russian bobsled team. A solid block of woman

    cat
  14. I love the gym

    joe
  15. gym gym gym ropes, topes, and dopes,
    swirls red and blue, flags above the sky,
    gym, push, back, push, foward.
    sweat drips, one, two, three, on the count of ten, fly,
    go on, run.

    danielle
  16. The gym was full of sweaty men trying to pump up their muscles for the ladies watching. I was not impressed as i walked on through to find my trainer. He was waiting eagerly to get started and I could see evil in his eyes. I was angry with the world so left his emotions away.

    Seymore
  17. you go to the gym and I think you’re lying about it. You go to the gym and you’re really out with someone else. You go to the gym to meet other people. You go to the gym to better yourself and leave me at home. You go to the gym because…you’re a liar. You go to the gym. I hate that you go there, because I don’t really know if you’re there or not. My dad used to go to the gym…and I don’t think that’s really where he was either.

    T.S.
  18. sweating in time – go faster no pick up more now where is the ball? Gym? Oh no – not again….

    Kelly
  19. i need to go to the gym.

    i know that as sure as i know my name and that the sun rises in the east.

    here’s the thing.

    the gym is a block away.. i’d have to walk down the two flights of stairs to the garage, drive to the gym, find a place to park, schlep all my stuff into the very chi chi building that houses the gym, find a locker, get changed, go find a machine or five to work out on, reverse the entire process and make it home, sweaty and hot from the car which has sat in the sun for the hour or so i was in there.

    i can do that, or, i can sit here and watch ‘drop dead diva’ and eat stale red vines (never twizzlers!).

    i think not only am i clear, but, i’ve made sense in this explaination…don’t you?

    quin browne
  20. I went to the gym this morning. This guy keeps trying to talk to me. Why do I always attract the weirdos? He’s awful and he wears black socks. For some reason that really bugs me. It always smells like s

    Becky
  21. i dont like this game because there is no reference to who i am writing for. why would i be trying to tell you anything about the word “gym.” it is just one of so many useless words that will bring no kind of satisfaction. let’s look at a better word, like God, or Krsna, and then, if you give me some idea of why i would desire to share my thoughts on those words, i will feel more compelled.

    jacob
  22. a smelly place i don’t really like at all, the gym reminds me of men’s sweaty bodies and the sounds of metal as the weights are loaded on the bars and off. i really don’t think women should have to go to the gym. it’s not a place for women

    kathleen howe
  23. i went to gym today to lose somme weight.. i feel at the gym on the treadmill. i love going to the gym, the gym helps me, the gym is not that far from my house. the gym is very nice.

    sarah
  24. annoying sweaty, body builders, where the jocks think they are all hot shit its nothing but one big pissing contest for the boys.

    achele
  25. A man was watching his students run around. hopeless, he thought, only half of them had any proper interest, and then only half of them had any true potential. he was wondering what he was doing here, he wanted right now to just leave, but he knew he couldn’t. he let out a sigh, blew his whistle and gave the students their next exercise.

    Simen Eriksen
  26. i hate the gym, i have always wanted to go but my mom refuses to pay for it and obviously i do not have enough of my own money to afford a membership. But aside from that the gym is a place where people force themselves to fit into stereotypes and that is something i should strive to stay away from.

    Katie Cardinal
  27. stinky icky and smelly, i hate the boys who think they are all that and the dodgeball king. I am just simply a decoy when it comes to dodgeball, all that i can do is dodge and nothing more. So the guys aim for me and i duck and i am always the last one left so that sucks because i simply cannot throw. So there is not a chance of winning and i can’t catch.

    Aspasia
  28. Being an athlete, being healthy, being in control… everything the gym is meant to signify. And I was the girl in the back with glasses, being pelted by the dodge ball. Good times.

    Jesse
  29. A treadmill is an awful thing. It spins and commands and thumps and moves and makes you wonder why you ever thought you’d be able to get back into shape. I can’t imagine a worse contraption than the one you find yourself on with no way out.

    Kim
  30. embaressment.
    ego.
    intensity.
    focus.
    I want a better word.

    Rae
  31. Run faster,
    Longer,
    Harder.

    Don’t back down,
    No mountain is too high,
    Too hard,
    Too steep.

    Let go,
    Run until the end,
    Mine or yours.

    Be free for once,
    Jump into the sky,
    Fly through the water,
    Nothing can touch you.

    There is no pain,
    Worse than unused freedom,
    Embrace the rain,
    Let it come.

    Meg
  32. I love the gym. I used to despise such a place, but there’s something that makes the workout completely worth the soreness. She’s my personal trainer. I know, sounds totally clice right? I workout with her, fall for her; typical situation you could say. Far from it. There’s a problem with the whole thing. I’m a woman.

    Terah Kaye
  33. one time in gym class i got naked and raped an elephant. the teacher was pretty mad about it, but i didnt care. after gym class, the elephant and i went sepeate ways after exchanging personal information. i still think about that elephant. i miss her dearly, and i still have her aids

    dylan
  34. out there working out for the good looks and all the goddess. What is it worth if no one will ever will notice. What’s the good look if the cook won’t look at me. No body is ever perfect. No body is ever seeing me

    Antonio Herran
  35. it’a good way to make babies, you get to flexibilize the body and the mind follows.
    plus it’s sweety.
    and people like it for the gils who practise it

    nash
  36. the place i never go but have had memberships to, the place where a 70 yerar old man kicked my ass in the swimming pool and made me feel like i was 100poor overweight people and skinny bitches
    staff
    sweat
    showers

    TJ Scering
  37. the place i never go but have had memberships to, the place where a 70 yerar old man kicked my ass in the swimming pool and made me feel like i was 100poor overweight people and skinny bitches
    staff
    sweat
    showers

    TJ Scering
  38. I never go to the gym because it’s always something that I fancied as a place where fit people go to check out other fit people. I read all those missed connections that people post about it, and I feel awfully insecure thinking that others are watching my face turn red and my armpits sweat and my not-so-skinny places jiggle about.

    Subtle Residue
  39. I love gym. He’s my best friend.

    Joseph Leff
  40. in times i have spent here it seems like
    the smell lingers from dirty socks
    and all the boys and girls
    looked at me
    like doom hanging from soft bins
    that the basketballs
    drenched with rubber smell
    are piled into
    my sneakers never really equipped
    and my brain always lacking intrest

    Sarah O