hysterical

April 14th, 2011 | 447 Entries

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447 Entries for “hysterical”

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny or bonkers. or a bit of both.

  2. Lost it, loosing it, it’s all gone
    Why, why now
    It’s too much
    You, now
    Stop

    Peter McHannigan
  3. What they used to think of women, so just whipped out their wombs, hysterectomy, no more hysterics. Dumb asses.

  4. crying loudly. uncontrollable. behind comfort. too much. death. wound. distraught. unhappy. sick. sad. too much. war. child. kid. fight. cry.

    zinto
  5. She was nearly hysterical by the time the police arrived, shouting accusations in the face of a flinching man, still cradling his wounded arm when she threw another spiked high heel at him, scarcely restrained by the floundering officers as she scream “He killed my cat! I know he did!”

  6. Ripping her hair from her scalp, the hysterical child sobbed uncontrollably in the corner, her severely malnourished body, beaten. The shades around her eyes suggest she was quite sleep deprived; the scars suggested this was the most humane she had been treated in quite some time. As he wrapped her in a blanket, he picked up her frail body, carrying her out of the cellar. She was a victim. And, he was a psycho.

  7. all the way all the way o boy that was some scene when the turkeys lifted out over the rail of the the truck halfway to Tullabardine. a fifth of them hit windscreens the rest heading towards the shrubland in some glorious CRAZED ORGY OF LIBERATION ENERGY –DOODLESTYLE

  8. Running. Crazily jumping over mountains because that’s what they mean. Incredible. Like the magic of the womb. Unbelievable, laugh out loud. This is fun. I’m lost for words. A smile will do. Aaarggh!

    Ayomide
  9. funny people are incredibly funny. the funniest thing. or the best way to describe hysterical is that feeling when you are laughing soo hard that you cant breath and you think youre going to burst a blood vestile in your neck. its the best and the worst feeling in the world. Hysterical isnt always funny, sometimes its really sad.

    bess
  10. the beauty of words.. expressed in actions and remembered for long.

    shetty
  11. She picked nervously at her nails and had fresh sweat on her forehead. Today could be the best or worst day of her life. All of a sudden she burst out laughing hysterically which soon turned into tears. The pressure was to great.

  12. wedding of mu close friend and seroos period at my univercity

    sandra
  13. Feeling pretty hysterical right now, actually. Trapped and only one way out, which I don’t really want to take, but beginning to feel like it’s the only option.

    L.S. Drax
  14. I’m hysterical please come quick! I just found my mom’s body lying on the kitchen floor and i’m hiding in the bathroom. I don’t know what to do! I think the killers are going to come after me next.

    Kesia
  15. slither thos wriggly scandalous things. infinitely curious and outrageously invasive. how they touch everywhere but oh how when they find my weakness do they thrash and dig into me. I can’t resist. Hysterical laughing

  16. People get hysterical whenever they feel their ego is hurt. This happens mostly with women but men are not far behind. The safest way to save yourself from a hysterical person is to keep distance. Good luck!

    saravana kumar
  17. its about disconnection, its the panic in the dark, its separation from your mother, survival is threatened and most of all its about losing yourself, all sense of balance , loss of the centre….. its the only reasonable way to respond

    geraldine
  18. i’m driven to madness when i think about the consequences. i’m risking too much. i go insane, over-analyzing myself to a point no average person would achieve. i’m asking for trouble. i did this to myself.

    Bria
  19. Things that make me laugh, I love laughing. I laugh so hard sometimes I can’t breathe and sometimes I cry too. Something is hysterical to me when that happens. My sides start to hurt too. Not often are things that funny to me though that all of those things occur. But when they do, it’s an amazing moment.

    chelsea
  20. hysterically i sit here and wonder how this works? i see the ticker slowly creeping up on me. I want to write and keep on making mistake after mistake. Lots of them. Maybe its cold, maybe I’m nervous, maybe hysterical.

  21. When your teacher decides to scare the hiccups out of someone it’s hysterical.

  22. “no longer, no longer, other half. strange steps. (hysterical)”
    i am scared i won’t be enough for you. that’s all i’m preoccupied with: all i am projecting, all i am relating everything back to. i don’t deserve you, and yet i think i do.

  23. My best friend Julia was laughing hysterically one night all because the other Julia was too damn cuddly. You may be confused as to what that means but imagine if a person had no bones are they were just soft and well you know cuddly! Hysterical absolutely

    Amy
  24. I already wrote something for this word and its making me again I dont understand why it didn’t save. I have been feeling almost hysterical lately- the world has many scary people in it.

  25. I am hysterical.
    The world around me is fucking crazy.
    Everyone is… out of this world.
    It’s hard to be sane these days, when everything is so fucked up.
    Don’t you think so?
    I do.
    I’m laughing.

    Erin
  26. There had to have been others. There had to have been.

    For him to be accepted into this position, so early — so young — it was truly hysterical. He himself would laugh if the situation wasn’t so dire. How could he hope to take up this large task? So much was at stake here.

    It had to have been a mistake.

  27. one day i just had a great time because my friend was explaining how she met batman and her story was hysterical! I think that you should ask Romilda about it because that is her name and she loves to share stories about her amazingly awesome life!! so don’t hold back, ask her! Please i beg of you! quickly!

    Katrina
  28. funny, humorous, laughter, madness, entertainment friendship, bonding joy smile teeth misfortune, comic, comedy, comedian. knee slapping you me now. lol haha what now
    im near the ned

    Taylor cleveland
  29. life’s mysterical and hysterical, because women are hysterical and mysterical,m and women are better represented on Earth than men, so, yes, life is hysterical and mysterical, nothing more to it. Plus, if u wanna know more, hit me up, I have a great knoledge of the word hysterical!

    dana
  30. Hysterisch…
    Aufgeregt…
    Übertreibung…
    Panik…
    Ernüchterung…
    Verzweiflung…
    hysterisch

    Anuri
  31. Hysterical Is My Love

    Love me
    – and you let me love you
    As long as you are awake
    As long as my heart aches for you
    I will love you days and nights
    Days and nights are for ever
    For ever my heart cries for you.

    Hysterical is my love
    Hysterical is my longing for you
    The more I long for you
    The more the flame burns and blushes
    The more you bloom in my desire
    The more my love cries for you
    The length of my love is longer than your shadows
    The depth of my love overshadows your whole sky
    Never swaying in fluttering whims
    Never leaving me alone in lapses of moments
    You are my only love
    You are my only refuge
    To say love to you.

    Love me in whispers
    Love me in long soliloquy
    But love me alone
    And love me all aloud
    And love me in haste.

  32. I wish I was on that road to San Francisco, all was quiet and it was actually cold but I was hysterical, there sitting in the car looking out the window, can’t wait to do it again. I was where I was suposed to be. But was it momentary? Was I with myself really? I need to be hysterical again, because I want to know what it means again, do things make more sense?

  33. “Would you please calm down!” Jamie looked at Elyse in an irritated manner. “There is no reason to get hysterical over this!”

    “Oh yes there is! I will get hysterical if I want to! That woman is trying to take my career away from me!”

  34. She didn’t mind the assertion, she just got over it in a nano second and slapped the fucker like she was hitting a home run in the world series. When she woke up she thought gosh I wish that hadn’t been real.

    jskdoo
  35. we were hystericlaly laughing today.. about everything. it was graet. lol.

    Emery
  36. Acting in a way that eludes comedy, making people laugh. The state of being funny. May also include the state of chaos and panic.

    Nate Patrick
  37. there’s nothing like that moment when, unexpectedly, someone says exactly the right thing at exactly the right time and you feel nothing but the intense, unexplained, surprising humor hit you right in the gut. you didn’t expect it. you didn’t see it coming. like nothing else, that one comment, wry or dry or with a hint of amusement, is your wake up call, and it’s hysterical. you’re unbelievably entertained and you never saw it coming.

    Katie
  38. repetition, a gong sounding again and again in my head, aging my face and hands like water in a stream of consciousness. the waves lap at my awareness, hitting, receding, hitting again. repetition.

    Lily Dittrich
  39. The little girl was screaming at the supermarket. Her mom tried to comfort her. The woman meant well, but couldn’t keep her mind on her daughter. She was thinking instead of the garden – with it’s flowers and weeds. She didn’t mind the weeds. Dandelions deserve a place in the sun too.

    Amie Thao
  40. Hysterical is a very funny word because it means something that is extremely funny. I love it when things are hysterical because they usually coincide with things being super awesome and cooleos. Which always makes for a really great time. And who doesn’t like to have a good time, I certainly can’t think of a single person that I know who doesn’t like or anjoy a good time, be it sitting at home, or a night on the town, with friends or just on your own, everyone enjoys a good time. I’m fairly positive that’s just human nature.

    Marie