idiot

February 28th, 2010 | 302 Entries

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302 Entries for “idiot”

  1. I farted. It smells.

    mary
  2. one was in black and word was in purple. i thought about it for a moment as i looked at the top of the screen. this thing just called me an idiot. thanks for that. haha i love it. I love the randomness of these random websites because they really make my day. I hate normality and the stereotypical general person. UH oh done.

    Mary
  3. today i am an idiot. i tried to teach the kids about my favorite medium- watercolor. everything just went wrong. nothing that came out of my mouth sounded like i wanted it too.

    kaykaykaykay
  4. the unconscious fool who doesn’t for a second consider what he is saying or doing, for he is too busy thinking that he is the center of the universe, so consumed with getting and being the attention of everyone around him.

    tim miejan
  5. Jamie parker is a complete and utter IDIOT!! He is so annoying, always acting up in class trying to proove he’s the big man well it backfired today didn’t it!? there he was standing at the front of the class doing some stupid dance with his boxer shorts hanging out and then little sarah was feeling sick and shot out of the room like a bullet. she ran straight into our form teacher and he spilled his coffee all over Jamie. everybody laughed at him. AT HIM. Not with him.

    Lily
  6. Sometime i feel like an idiot. i go to this school thinking that ill be as good as others. and then BAM! instant slap-of-the-face. i now feel like the biggest idiot in the world. classes suck, everyone’s feeling like crap and everyone feels like an idiot. but not as worse as you feel. you’ll always feel like the bigger idiot.

    elle
  7. You are such a fucking idiot, cant you see what rests upon your eyes, he doesn’t and never will love you, he only uses you as a doll, an excuse to have a girlfriend and not feel alone. every since the beginning, he hasn’t and never will, you think he does because he occasionally says it, but what comes next after the words don’t mean something to you?

    carlos
  8. megan

    rosita
  9. Idiots are everywhere, and I think I’m slowly becoming one. Maybe humans are just idiots. Eating, fucking, consuming all the Earth’s natural resources with brio, rejecting the only people who love us. Fucking idiots we are.

    idio
  10. The idiot walking down the street held such a musky presence. He was obnoxious and far too out spoken to be in public. He stood tall and proud. Too much for others to take him seriously. He was a character to say the least.

    Lindsey Fast
  11. O’ garbaged idiot you!
    You’re always in my way!
    Always trying to conspire against me!
    I hate you in every possible sense of the word – to stretch it out beyond any elasticity ever witnessed by any writer before!

    Cory
  12. Such a fucking idiot. How couldn’t I have opened my bloody eyes and taken upon admit to all of the signals I was receiving? Could it really have been that much of coincidence?

    Talk about blooming defeat.

    We are all clone, for better or for worse.

    xanithxculsha48
  13. You sir are an idiot.

    Jonathan Senigaglia
  14. I feel like an idiot. How is it possible to like someone I’ve never met? I guess an attraction can actually make someone feel like they actually have feelings for someone else.

    anonymous
  15. There are idiots everywhere.
    Some behind desks
    and some behind guns.
    come with me through the streets and see
    the idiots walk
    and bump in their own world
    Don’t look at them
    they may turn to stone
    Follow me into the world.
    Idiot.

    Sarah J Halliday
  16. I’m one of them. Actually there are a lot of them – a whole lot. Far too many in reality. Most days I wish there weren’t so many. And yet, I am one of them. Ironic? No probably not, cause we expect most people to be idiots. In order for it to be ironic, one would have to think that I’m not an idiot, and be surprised when it turned out that I am. So in conclusion, idiocy involves no irony.

    Marc
  17. Idiot? Boys are idiots.

    Alicia
  18. I’m such an idiot! Apparently I left the sink dripping before I left for work today. What does that mean? That means I came home to an overflowing sink and a slippery floor. That’ll teach me to rush in the morning.

    tini
  19. rude thing mean stupid srlfish crulehate him a little brait liar

    lolppy
  20. Idiot- Lacking the knowledge needed at a given moment of time.
    Stupid- always lacking the knowledge
    LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

    kj
  21. an idiot is a stupid person they are just soooooooo……..stupid and idiotic dont you think. you just want to punch them in the face and actually call them by there god given title……IDIOT!!!!

    avi silver
  22. i am an idiot. you lay in my bed and we stare at the ceiling. why are you here? why am i letting you stay here? you touch my arm. i should pull away. i cringe internally but the night is dark and you can’t see my smile. i don’t sigh. i don’t move closer. should i? you know you want to. don’t you want to? why don’t you want to? you’re an idiot. you’re the idiot.

    Hannah Hayward
  23. you are an idiot. in fact, you’re the biggest idiot I know! the things you do, the people you associate with… they’re all idiots like you! wait, oh, I was thinking about someone else. I’m sorry, you’re not an idiot at all. I guess I am? damn.

    Colin Goodwin
  24. Words that you don’t know in english are conveyed through your eyes and hands. Your fingers are callused and they grip my heart, give it a squeeze for good measure. The eyes that I inherited are small and the color of storm clouds when it’s still early in the day, that breezy, sick gray. You curse at me in Italian and slap at my belly, say it needs to be bigger. Pouring wine liberally, pass me a glass, pass Mama a glass, pass yourself two. Live life to the fullest, I suppose, eh?
    egotistical Americans call you an idiot, I call you Nana

    annamarie
  25. The fool with the best of intentions

    Laura
  26. Idiot was the smallest boy in the world. Because he was so small about joy-sticks. and then he said he got to round 11 on Mappy. So, then he said YES!!!! I got to round 11 on Mappy.

    garrett
  27. he was the biggest idiot to think i would fall for that. who does he think he is spreading his lies on the world and expecting me to ignore it? i couldnt understand why he was telling me these things, or what he thought made them true. hes an idiot. plain and simple. and he doesnt care who he crushes to get to the top of his pyramid scheme he calls “love”

    nicole
  28. He didn’t know a good thing when he had it. So much time wasted and so much that could have been done to change the world. We had it all, then. We had it all. Selfishness corroded that bond until it snapped clean in half. And here I am, happy.

    samantha
  29. One who goes about the world with an open mouth, sheltered eyes, closed ears, and empty brain and a cold heart.

    Kevin
  30. It was an idiotic thing to do when you think about it. How could she have thought that putting the advertisement in the personal column would have helped her situation. Would have solved her problems?

    traveler
  31. a small dog carried a hedgehog from his burning home.
    it was the first time Henry had ever seen an act of good will, let alone from a dog,
    meanwhile, richard came and we ran up the door to see the crows,
    i think some people are scared to be real and like to be forever known as an illusion

    Hadoukev
  32. i work with a bunch of idiots…it drives me crazy they can not do the simple tasks that they are paid to be…i not only work with idiots there are a lot of idiot drivers as well. but what can i say idiots are everywhere hell to someone i am sure that i can be an idiot too.

    eroticserenity
  33. I can’t speak. The word just keep bouncing around in the back of my head and it pains me. I can’t help it. I was born this way. They see it in my eyes in my mouth in my every movment. THey see it in the bus I ride to school. I’m not an idiot.

    C. Byrd
  34. Some people are such idiots, drinking and driving would have to be the top of the list for idiotic acts. What do they think they are trying to prove? I mean – fork out for a taxi for gods sake! Don’t take other peoples lives into your hands!

    Annemarie
  35. I sat there alone in class thinking, “What an idiot, these girls really know how to dumb themselves down”… god forbid there be a smart girl that knows what shes talking about.

    han
  36. ” You self centered, heartless, dirty…..idiot”, She screamed from the kitchen. “Idiot”, he questioned humorously, ” I though for sure this mess up would at least earned me the label of asshole”.

    lilldeh
  37. i am drenched in sadness when i read what others have written for “idiot”. isn’t this about inspiration? about poetry? internets is the idiot, and the people that hide behind it. take the fucking word and do something with it. make it yours. …i AM the idiot.

    [alyssa]
  38. He’s an idiot. I hate him. I hate his stupid pink wristband. I hate his laugh. I hate the sound of his laugh. I hate it when he makes me laugh. I hate his beautiful brown eyes. I hate his smile. I hate it when he smiles. I hate it when he smiles at me. . I hate him.

    Sophie
  39. i am the idiot
    to your lovely rhyming words.
    the vessels we travel in…
    the vessels of passion.
    the idiot at your door
    with my heart from my chest.

    you never would have guessed
    that it was me you laid to rest.

    alyssa
  40. robbie is such an idiot. he doesnt realize that im in love with phil. its like i talk about the guy all the time and he doesnt realize it! but maybe i dont want him to realize it. maybe i dont want to hurt him at all. maybe im the idiot. probably. i am kind of stupid for liking a guy that… doesnt want me. a guy that prefers sydney over me.

    jess