idiot

February 28th, 2010 | 302 Entries

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302 Entries for “idiot”

  1. I hate when dumb shit bitches call me an idiot. I’m not. Just because sometimes I don’t put two and two together to make 4 and it makes 4.2 doesn’t mean I’m too dumb to function. Ask my calculus teachers! I really do know what I’m doing. I beat you in physics you stupid whore who cheats on her boyfriend with his friends. I can’t imagine the guilt you suffer each day don’t drag me down.

    Ellie
  2. Brown hair falling in his eyes, slack jawed, glazed over stare as he pretends to pay attention. His head droops, he slumps on the desk, and when the teacher finishes explaining, he wakes back up, and asks everyone what is going on. His friends, fortunately, are kind enough to explain, but in the background I shudder in disdain. I can’t stand these people. What utter idiots.

    Sarah
  3. i watch the two of them, not bothering to make it conspicuous.
    their voices are growing louder, they are neither trying to make their argument private nor quiet.
    her finger, points in his face, angrily, stabbing, punctuating the air between them. Color rushes to his face, red seeping over his collar. he is visibly flustered.

    mischa
  4. An idiot is a word used to describe a tree without any branches, usually when they have all fallen off due to natural or human influence. Bears are sometimes the culprit.

    Katy
  5. He was such an idiot to think that I would be able to move on. Then again, I was the idiot for letting him go. Did he really think I’d be able to forget him. He’s an idiot for thinking that I would ever stop loving him. I fucked it up twice, I guess we all know I’m the real idiot.

    Anna Condon
  6. He was an idiot. For some reason, though, I couldn’t bring myself to leave him. Maybe it was out of pity, maybe out of love–but whatever the cause, I stayed with him. Never mind the times he humiliated me in front of my friends, never mind the times he showed up too drunk to talk.

    Jpople
  7. Oh I am an idiot. I would have said that so easily just not that long ago. I am trying hard to believe it is no longer true or as true as it used to be. Now I am only a semi-idiot.

    Nada
  8. YOU IDIOT!

    Why, what idiot? Did he do something, say something? Or did he NOT do something he was supposed to? There is so much to do, so many aspects, and it is all expected to be perfect. Poor idiot.

    Unless I am that idiot?

    David Brandon
  9. He was such an idiot. I might have messed up multiple times in my lifebut not as bad as HE did. He was a complete idiot and I wasnt afraid to tell him that.

    sarah
  10. Alex goodman is such an idiot. he talks all the time in english and it always pisses me off because Mrs. Devlin always takes his side because she thinks he’s a baby, and that he’s charming. He’s a stupid ignorant asshole. I don’t understand why he lives.

    lucia arias
  11. brother

    Iara
  12. I’m an idiot. Completely. Undoubtedly. Idiocy leaks from my pores. Giving you up was the worst thing I could have done, and now I hate myself for it. I’m sorry. I still love you.

    Nick
  13. He shakes his head forcibly, leaning forward, his cock still embedded within her pussy. His lips press against her forward, kissing it a few times, as he looks into her eyes, which slowly open. “I’m sorry,” he says quietly, though still smiling, “I’ll make you feel better soon.”

    Bringing his head down, he kisses her neck as he pulls out of her, then slowly thrusts back into her. He keeps up a very painstakingly slow pace, kissing and sucking her neck, until her body begins to adjust, until the look on her face changes from hurt and betrayed, to something a bit more excited.

    Bill
  14. Break not the hopes and dreams of one, but let live the sense of potential and ability, false though they may be. The use of terms such as “idiot” is not only outdated, but hurtful and unnecessary.

    Daniel Schonning
  15. Drivers who don’t look annoy me. And when they cut in front of me is even worse. They’re going to get themselves killed. Why risk your safety?

    bob
  16. you are an idiot for letting me go the way you did. disposed. thrown away. even though i was my very best. i loved you. i still do. and i thought you reciprocated but now you just turn away and say that you feel weird. why? you wont give me answers. when you come back, will i see you?

    samantha
  17. If one is called an idiot, one is not given a chance. The potential in all men cannot be measured by the opinions of another, much less by one word. When using this medieval, primitive, and ineffective word, please be aware that it is you that is the one being foolish.

    Danny Schonning
  18. an idiot is some one who does idiotic things.. for example I class myself as an idiot sometimes with regards to my choice of men. Like my idiotic state I am attracted to other idiots who are time wasters and stupid.

    aimee
  19. What a fucking idiot. Honestly some people are just so dumb. Some people ask the most redundant questions and they state the most obvious statement. Idiots, I tell you! Idiots!

    Sarah
  20. Somebody stupid. Somebody who has made me angry. Kyle. Kyle Irion. Kyle and his way of twisting everything you say into something completely different, benefiting his own end. I hate Kyle. Kyle is an idiot.

    Meagan Ayers
  21. That fool! For once I thought to trust him in an important matter, and only because he begged me to. His pathetic face was too much for me to bear, so I gave in and gave him his wish. But what an idiot I was to trust him. He can’t even buy groceries

    Shirley
  22. omg theres this guy in my school who is such an idiot. i mean like wow you could be a little bit more mTURE FOR 7th grade dont ya think. seriously like WOW!!!

    hales
  23. insult mean terrible derisive dumb stupid retard foolish unkind bully shame overused trite

    asdf
  24. i dont wnna be a american idiot haha stuoid green day im not an idiot

    z
  25. idiots rule the world. idiots have all the power. idiots think that what they know is right and there is no other way. idiots have closed minds. maybe i’m an idiot. how do you know if your mind is truly open? we all have hang ups.

    nik
  26. That’s all I am, I can’t make any of the right decisions. I act impulsively, then I lose. I make everyone lose. I hurt everyone, and I don’t even try to. I’m so sorry, I’m sorry to everyone, I’m just trying so hard. I try and I try. Forgive me, but I’m an idiot.

    Rhiannon Hennion
  27. i feel like everyone around me is an idiot anymore. like everyone just stands there and tries t pretend like they know whats going on but so clearly dont. i also think its intersting that idiot used to be a medical term for the mentally challenged. its amazing how meanings change over generations.

    crazy.
  28. Im an idiot. I let her drink on an empty stomach and now she has to pay for it. I was the one that hit his car yet i still fucked with him so hard to the point where he got so mad he threw his drink at me. why am i like that? i wish i wasnt such an idiot.

    lilly
  29. Representative of every person who thinks that they are above someone else. Kind of idiotic if you think about it. That is until you realize that everyone, even yourself thinks they are better or more knowledgeable than someone else. Kind of makes you wonder if we are all living in a similar idiotic state.

    Annie
  30. i am an idiot
    worthless, confused, stupid
    i dunno what to do with my life and im too stupid to fix it
    i want to do so many things, but my mental impairment stops me
    idiot is me. i am idiot.

    jessica
  31. idiot, sometimes i feel like such an idiot… like the time I got my first dui and then there was the second one which sucked worse, but for themost part I;m not much of an idiot I just make some bad decisions and the people around me who genearlly make good life decisions are idiots in day to day life…. funny how that happens

    rp
  32. you blasted fool you need to please go or i will just sock you in the face what is your problem. but wait come back i love you. don’t you see? you idiot.. i don’t understand how you don’t see my little “act”… i’m faking the whole “just friends thing”.. i LOVE you.

    kat
  33. idiot

    berry
  34. I was standing at the board like the teacher told me to, trying to explain to the rest of the class what I had done to solve the problem, even though I didn’t quite know. The girl who had helped me through it stood five feet away from me, staring. With every question Mr Greene asked I shivered a little more, until I finally imploded.

    “I – I don’t know, I’m sorry.”

    And they all just stared as I broke down in tears.

    maggie
  35. This weekend one of my best guy friends told me he loved me. It’s not mutual- at least in the way that he means it. When he told me, two things ran through my head: “You idiot!” coupled with the obligatory, “Awww!”

    Ananas
  36. idiot

    laura
  37. when you do something that is funny… :P

    kermin.balawis
  38. Some people think I’m high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I’m high, I don’t wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don’t know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you’re high, and a joke doesn’t work, it’s extra scary. It’s like, “Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?”

    Some
  39. What an idiot! He locked the car before went in to rob the store. What he didn’t realize was that he left the car running, with the keys in the ignition. He didn’t have a spare set.

    Doug McIntire
  40. I’m such an idiot, I screw up, over and over,
    I fuck people up.
    “Your a fucking mystery”
    I just want to waste away,
    waste away,
    waste away.

    See