the most annoying part about computers having to reinstall everything after a reformat. That and doors they also suck at installing. I sometimes wish i could install languages directly to my brain as well.
Paxton
“You did install the government there…”
“It’s not one of our puppet governments!” *gasp*
“so you’re saying you have puppet governments?”
“…maybe…”
Fedorabeast24
You have to install things like an oven. Or you just get people to do it, but if you are like my father you take 5 years to “install” the new kitchen and end up having it done as soon as you leave the house. Where did the money for this come from, no one is sure. But it happend to keep coming.
Emily
The other day I had to sit and wait for this program to finish installing. You see, for my birthday I got a really nice camera from my parents- one of those professional ones, you know? So I was sitting and waiting for the program to install, expecting it to be like a Photoshop or something cool like that, but of course it was just not as good as I had hoped once it finished.
Kait
i think my heart hasn’t been installed properly. how sad is that? i can make anything go back to him! i should be writing about computers or bastarding iPods, but no, i can’t, because i love love love him. how pathetic. pathetic pathetic pathetic. sorry.
lucy
Installation processes vary from computers to curtains. You can install a lot of things. There is a new product out on the line called the Vagisak(one of those fancy little R patented symbols). You can install this in your vagina for a few short payments of 6,000$. There is a remote control to eject it and you can store ANYTHING in it!
Caitdoggg
It is hard to install windows in barns- trust me, I know. They never fit, and old concrete walls just don’t budge. The newest installment in our ‘college life’ videos is the Vagasack. If you plan on having sex, use Lifestyles condoms. Those bitches bounce.
Like bumbles.
Bumbles bounce.
KMurray
It really took me forever to figure out how to install itunes to my computer. I didn’t realize it was a simple as plugging my ipod in. I felt really stupid afterward. My best friend even valled me stupid, and she’s not very smart.
Samantha Hutchinson
this time was the first way i could find anything in myself of worth. it was too good to feel anything out of place about my imaginary love forever. this was unique. unique in all senses of the word. this was forever.
John Robert Keena
it was too much;
the last thing she asked,
he snapped-
inside, and then his neck.
the noose, she saw that first,
marring her spotless banister.
doctor's diagnosis
the program in the computer.
make it work.
make it fast.
to plug the lightbulb in is a miracle.
to make the lightbulb actually work is a sin.
how about a washingmachine?
i don’t know.
well wat about the machine?
we all died.
the end.
loveeeee you.
kerry
deeper and warmer. I rose to the belief that my works were of benefit, but that was a different installment
Barbara
To install is to put in place. It involves creating as well as doing. You can install a plant in a garden or a heating system in a house, or a software program. What an amazing word. It changes life once it is done
cathal
I tried to install a new program on my computer, and it worked. However, I did not enjoy the program. It was one of those games that is not well designed and extraordinarily complex anyhow. Really it was just a waste of space and I don’t know why I did.
d00dle
The repairman rolled into the drive way. His initial job was to install the new dishwasher in the current cookie-cutter house in a neighborhood of look-a-like homes. He was feeling a little sorry for himself this morning as he was hung over from the night before. It had been Julie’s 35th birthday party and he had spent a good portion of the evening trying to forget that he was still married to her.
Karen
the installation at the museum strove to invoke the most powerful representation of the color of blue, as found in nature. The observer, however, was continually struck by the absence of that azure shade, across a range of media.
tam
He claimed to be a man who worked for the heating company, at their doorstep to install the latest system that the landlord had ordered. They let him in. Only later would they realize what a grievous mistake they had made.
vish
Like on a computer, or furniture in a living room. Which is kind of a pain considering remodeling a room is hectic and stressful.
Painting is too, I suppose.
Or appliances! Installing appliances.
Oh gosh.
That’s not the job for me. No way.
rachel
This word is one syllable. It has 7 letters. This is a verb. That is an action. I can install something, but not very well.
megan
This word is one syllable. It has 7 letters. This is a verb. That is an action. I can install something, but not very well.
Megan
My dad looked at me.
“son, are you kidding me?”
I looked down, it was a graphics card, best thing on the market. Problem was, it was about one point five times the size of my chassis. It sat there, awkwardly, as if to say, “yeah, I’m here, good luck.”
“It’s alright dad, it’ll work…. I hope.”
Michael Staalenburg
I installed the package- Or rather, he did. I helped, of course… The little bit that I can stand up to. I brought him over, showed him the system and let him do what needed to be done. I wonder now.. What did he install? I know not.
Person
“Install that shit!” he said. “I dont want my computer to catch any viruses! Are you crazy! I’ll lose all my shit. I’ve been working so hard lately, and no I don’t have any money to pay for an external hard drive, and the whole hassle with backing up. I’d rather say: ‘safe than sorry.’ So please install that anti virus shit before anything happens.”
RV
installing a pc is harder than you think. or it could be easier. depending on your intellect of course. if it’s a notebook, or laptop, it may not even need installing at all. installing as in setting up.
jessie
Install, to put something in. Or an continuation of a serious.
or your in a stall.. lol
anthony
Today I am installing something in my computer. Then un-installing it when I realize that it doesn’t work at all. It nearly crashed my computer. Installing things get dangerous sometimes. Whether you install it on your computer or not.
Agnes
Installing a sump pump is easy when the basement isn’t flooding. It requires a bottle of wine and the freedom to swear like a sailor when the basement is flooding.
Tee
doug needs to install his whoo-ha in my wah-hoo
once
you installed a system of ideas in my mind, just like you installed all of those music programs on my laptop, because you didn’t have room on your own.
what’s worse is this system cannot be removed. it is forever installed in my mind.
linda
all I can think of is horridly geeky pick up lines and the stool in the corner is starting to look attractive, we’ve all been here but no one seems to realize it until it’s too late..by too late I mean 1:00 the following afternoon when you’re sitting in a county jail in the middle of fuck knows where with an indecent exposure charge for trying to get it on with the aforementioned stool in the middle of the bar.
Toxie
I attempted to install virus protection on my hard drive. What I didn’t know was the pill didn’t protect against AIDs. So I tried to get her to download some of my files and everything went wrong from there. Now I itch when I surf the internet, and she might be pregnant.
Bryan W/a 'y'
he crept over to the table and decided that if he did it, he’d definatley not regret it. he grabbed the cd and put it into the computer.
the message popped up and it asked him whether he wanted to open it. he did.
it came up with a folder full of pictures. there were of his mom and what he thought was his dad, but obviously not.
Faye
It was late in the evening and after a couple of drinks and too much TV I was ready for the sack. The phone rang. I looked at the clock. Eleven-thirty. Who the hell would be calling me at this hour, especially since I didn’t have any friends in this town, they were all back in the town I escaped from. “Yeah”, I growled. Silence, then a recorded message, “We are offering a great deal and installation…” I slammed the phone down and,giving the phone the middle finger said, “Install this!”
Don
install your heart in mine and be happy, love me for who I am as I love you. We will be happy. If you love me.
Katie
I spent my whole life trying to intall myself in to an artifical world. Now I see that I don’t need to. I can install myself in to a world of my own without wondering eyes.
Angelisa Turner
Yesterday I had to install a new air compressor in my vehicle. The old one had blown up due to a bird flying into it. I had to land my vehicle on the hudson river because I couldn’t fly without my air compressor. I really have no idea what an air compressor does or if I even have one.
suz
Huh, first thing that comes to mind is…kitchen appliances. Wow. That’s kind of lame. Huh, growing up with a contractor as a father and doing a stint at Home Depot before theatre school? Does things to one’s mind I suppose.
mawnster
whew! for a second there i thought i has to re-install pro tools. the thought of it made my stomach ache.
speaking of my stomach. i have this friend that really needs to install “chill mode” into her brain. sometimes, i tell ya, she can really get worked up over nothing — you know one of those type A personalities.
geeze.
cosmos
whew! for a second there i thought i has to reinstall pro tools. the thought of it made my stomach ache.
speaking of my stomach. i have this friend that really needs to install “chill mode” into her brain. sometimes, i tell ya, she can really get worked up over nothing — you know one of those type A personalities.
geeze
cosmos
I once had to Install a computer. I was the hardest thing I had ever done. The amount of knowledge I have on electronics is limited. So it was very hard.I had to call tech and they were not very helpful.
the most annoying part about computers having to reinstall everything after a reformat. That and doors they also suck at installing. I sometimes wish i could install languages directly to my brain as well.
“You did install the government there…”
“It’s not one of our puppet governments!” *gasp*
“so you’re saying you have puppet governments?”
“…maybe…”
You have to install things like an oven. Or you just get people to do it, but if you are like my father you take 5 years to “install” the new kitchen and end up having it done as soon as you leave the house. Where did the money for this come from, no one is sure. But it happend to keep coming.
The other day I had to sit and wait for this program to finish installing. You see, for my birthday I got a really nice camera from my parents- one of those professional ones, you know? So I was sitting and waiting for the program to install, expecting it to be like a Photoshop or something cool like that, but of course it was just not as good as I had hoped once it finished.
i think my heart hasn’t been installed properly. how sad is that? i can make anything go back to him! i should be writing about computers or bastarding iPods, but no, i can’t, because i love love love him. how pathetic. pathetic pathetic pathetic. sorry.
Installation processes vary from computers to curtains. You can install a lot of things. There is a new product out on the line called the Vagisak(one of those fancy little R patented symbols). You can install this in your vagina for a few short payments of 6,000$. There is a remote control to eject it and you can store ANYTHING in it!
It is hard to install windows in barns- trust me, I know. They never fit, and old concrete walls just don’t budge. The newest installment in our ‘college life’ videos is the Vagasack. If you plan on having sex, use Lifestyles condoms. Those bitches bounce.
Like bumbles.
Bumbles bounce.
It really took me forever to figure out how to install itunes to my computer. I didn’t realize it was a simple as plugging my ipod in. I felt really stupid afterward. My best friend even valled me stupid, and she’s not very smart.
this time was the first way i could find anything in myself of worth. it was too good to feel anything out of place about my imaginary love forever. this was unique. unique in all senses of the word. this was forever.
it was too much;
the last thing she asked,
he snapped-
inside, and then his neck.
the noose, she saw that first,
marring her spotless banister.
the program in the computer.
make it work.
make it fast.
to plug the lightbulb in is a miracle.
to make the lightbulb actually work is a sin.
how about a washingmachine?
i don’t know.
well wat about the machine?
we all died.
the end.
loveeeee you.
deeper and warmer. I rose to the belief that my works were of benefit, but that was a different installment
To install is to put in place. It involves creating as well as doing. You can install a plant in a garden or a heating system in a house, or a software program. What an amazing word. It changes life once it is done
I tried to install a new program on my computer, and it worked. However, I did not enjoy the program. It was one of those games that is not well designed and extraordinarily complex anyhow. Really it was just a waste of space and I don’t know why I did.
The repairman rolled into the drive way. His initial job was to install the new dishwasher in the current cookie-cutter house in a neighborhood of look-a-like homes. He was feeling a little sorry for himself this morning as he was hung over from the night before. It had been Julie’s 35th birthday party and he had spent a good portion of the evening trying to forget that he was still married to her.
the installation at the museum strove to invoke the most powerful representation of the color of blue, as found in nature. The observer, however, was continually struck by the absence of that azure shade, across a range of media.
He claimed to be a man who worked for the heating company, at their doorstep to install the latest system that the landlord had ordered. They let him in. Only later would they realize what a grievous mistake they had made.
Like on a computer, or furniture in a living room. Which is kind of a pain considering remodeling a room is hectic and stressful.
Painting is too, I suppose.
Or appliances! Installing appliances.
Oh gosh.
That’s not the job for me. No way.
This word is one syllable. It has 7 letters. This is a verb. That is an action. I can install something, but not very well.
This word is one syllable. It has 7 letters. This is a verb. That is an action. I can install something, but not very well.
My dad looked at me.
“son, are you kidding me?”
I looked down, it was a graphics card, best thing on the market. Problem was, it was about one point five times the size of my chassis. It sat there, awkwardly, as if to say, “yeah, I’m here, good luck.”
“It’s alright dad, it’ll work…. I hope.”
I installed the package- Or rather, he did. I helped, of course… The little bit that I can stand up to. I brought him over, showed him the system and let him do what needed to be done. I wonder now.. What did he install? I know not.
“Install that shit!” he said. “I dont want my computer to catch any viruses! Are you crazy! I’ll lose all my shit. I’ve been working so hard lately, and no I don’t have any money to pay for an external hard drive, and the whole hassle with backing up. I’d rather say: ‘safe than sorry.’ So please install that anti virus shit before anything happens.”
installing a pc is harder than you think. or it could be easier. depending on your intellect of course. if it’s a notebook, or laptop, it may not even need installing at all. installing as in setting up.
Install, to put something in. Or an continuation of a serious.
or your in a stall.. lol
Today I am installing something in my computer. Then un-installing it when I realize that it doesn’t work at all. It nearly crashed my computer. Installing things get dangerous sometimes. Whether you install it on your computer or not.
Installing a sump pump is easy when the basement isn’t flooding. It requires a bottle of wine and the freedom to swear like a sailor when the basement is flooding.
doug needs to install his whoo-ha in my wah-hoo
you installed a system of ideas in my mind, just like you installed all of those music programs on my laptop, because you didn’t have room on your own.
what’s worse is this system cannot be removed. it is forever installed in my mind.
all I can think of is horridly geeky pick up lines and the stool in the corner is starting to look attractive, we’ve all been here but no one seems to realize it until it’s too late..by too late I mean 1:00 the following afternoon when you’re sitting in a county jail in the middle of fuck knows where with an indecent exposure charge for trying to get it on with the aforementioned stool in the middle of the bar.
I attempted to install virus protection on my hard drive. What I didn’t know was the pill didn’t protect against AIDs. So I tried to get her to download some of my files and everything went wrong from there. Now I itch when I surf the internet, and she might be pregnant.
he crept over to the table and decided that if he did it, he’d definatley not regret it. he grabbed the cd and put it into the computer.
the message popped up and it asked him whether he wanted to open it. he did.
it came up with a folder full of pictures. there were of his mom and what he thought was his dad, but obviously not.
It was late in the evening and after a couple of drinks and too much TV I was ready for the sack. The phone rang. I looked at the clock. Eleven-thirty. Who the hell would be calling me at this hour, especially since I didn’t have any friends in this town, they were all back in the town I escaped from. “Yeah”, I growled. Silence, then a recorded message, “We are offering a great deal and installation…” I slammed the phone down and,giving the phone the middle finger said, “Install this!”
install your heart in mine and be happy, love me for who I am as I love you. We will be happy. If you love me.
I spent my whole life trying to intall myself in to an artifical world. Now I see that I don’t need to. I can install myself in to a world of my own without wondering eyes.
Yesterday I had to install a new air compressor in my vehicle. The old one had blown up due to a bird flying into it. I had to land my vehicle on the hudson river because I couldn’t fly without my air compressor. I really have no idea what an air compressor does or if I even have one.
Huh, first thing that comes to mind is…kitchen appliances. Wow. That’s kind of lame. Huh, growing up with a contractor as a father and doing a stint at Home Depot before theatre school? Does things to one’s mind I suppose.
whew! for a second there i thought i has to re-install pro tools. the thought of it made my stomach ache.
speaking of my stomach. i have this friend that really needs to install “chill mode” into her brain. sometimes, i tell ya, she can really get worked up over nothing — you know one of those type A personalities.
geeze.
whew! for a second there i thought i has to reinstall pro tools. the thought of it made my stomach ache.
speaking of my stomach. i have this friend that really needs to install “chill mode” into her brain. sometimes, i tell ya, she can really get worked up over nothing — you know one of those type A personalities.
geeze
I once had to Install a computer. I was the hardest thing I had ever done. The amount of knowledge I have on electronics is limited. So it was very hard.I had to call tech and they were not very helpful.