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February 22nd, 2009 | 499 Entries

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499 Entries for “install”

  1. e? Install my mind as a sentient program into a new age of thinking machines. Install me into immortality. Lose the constraints of eating, fucing, sleeping, dreaming, loving, wishing, talking, hoping, living, dying. No thanks. No installation today. I don’t have the minimum requirements.

    Brett
  2. i want to install a game. i don’t really play games, but that’s the only thing i would install? maybe a program, but matt deals with program installation. I just installed counterstrike again. fun game, but waste of time. i should study. i should study right now instead of doing this pointless exercise. wtf. i hate stats. shit. install ftl.

    Jason Yee
  3. last night i installed this video game called
    i don’t know what it was called
    install
    install
    install
    it rhymes with bathroom stall
    and i live in a suite that has one of those
    it also rhymes with housemaid call
    actually i don’t think that’s a word,
    but it does rhyme with high speed mall
    like a mall that moves at ultra speed;
    and i fall.
    install.
    these were my.

    Matthew DuVall
  4. software on your computer… how boring. Install! install what mother fuckers! boredom leads to frustration, and frustration leads to anger. Demonstration above. what is this for again.

    anon
  5. ??what’s this….

    sophie
  6. installing software can be an arduous process, especially when one needs to uninstall and then reinstall something when actually all I needed to do was clear my cache, which is just fucking annoying really, because the first diagnostic step is ‘reinstall this shit’ not ‘check your cache’ which in my opinion is just negligent really don’t you think? because isn’t it the techie’s job to think of the easy stuff before making us do the hard stuff?

    estelendur
  7. install? as a computer science major this word is incredibly important to me. It’s a source for many frustrations and yet when it’s all done I have a completely new thing to fiddle with. Is that weird? Who knows. The last thing I installed was for a group project and all of my group members are slackers. what can I do?

    DB
  8. To add, make better, upgrade, extend. Installing is the action upon which new electronic experiences hinge. Installing makes things better, makes things new, makes things exciting. To install is to grow. To Install is to learn. To install is to

    okto
  9. The memory of the night’s conversation was permanently installed in her memory. It had been a calm winter’s evening when the bomb had been dropped. Suicide, she said. Unsuccessful, but suicide nonetheless.

    Sundipta
  10. plug it in – turn it on. put it in – run it up. wait wait wait wait wait – error. reboot. put it in, turn it on…ok there! hurdle cleared.

    thenationalzero
  11. the stereosystem. in the car. the man says, we’ll do it. we can do it for you. only forty bucks, no problem. we’ll come right to your front door, anytime you want. won’t even make you wait around between seven and twelve am, or any of that nonsense. no problem, it’s no problem. anytime you want, just forty bucks. he smiles. extends his hand, grins that toothy grin.

    seth
  12. When was the last time installing somthing? Oh right! I installed an online alarm clock in my laptop, hoping that it would help me wake up in the morning. However, it didn’t work…

    Kate
  13. “You can’t install personality” she tried to tell me but I kept striving to be what they wanted.

    fff
  14. Install a game a program, install a brain if you can find one. Install you mind…. a disk. Anything install it! Install it again and install on your hard rive.

    Brandi
  15. Install? I always have trouble installing things. I’m totally not a computer person. I get all panicky when I have to install something. Mostly because once I had to download a CD-burning program so that I could burn a CD for my friend, and she was being really pushy about it. *scary*

    Jools
  16. I went to install this satellite on top of my roof in the summer of ’06. I was about to go into my junior year of high school and my dad never really let me install anything, much less get onto the roof, given my ineptitude at balancing or using any amount of elbow grease. I don’t know how I got the opportunity but needless to say I don’t have any limbs to speak of anymore.

    Dane
  17. if it all goes into you it will stick in some way no matter what the intake is. you are around it all in some way. do you want to be helped?

    Brit
  18. Can’t get it in. It takes work, and I don’t have any work. Jobless. Poverty. I have to take the time to do this, to program it into me… and for what? To fit in? To seem normal?
    Does not compute.
    Does not fucking compute.

    JB
  19. that’s where iam, for a few moments, reading, thinking, embracing the need to do nothing but to sit. iamthere.

    steve
  20. there are three baby pigs in the stall. moribund. make your meeter little piggy its time for you to…
    and good riddance, little piggies become larger smelly piggies co

    andrew
  21. i would like to install the lastest flashback, please. zip! yoga. no thoughts, just relax, you’re falling through the floor and being carried around in a rug like in train spotting.

    shelby
  22. I would like you be become a permanent part of my life.

    would you like the same?

    Chelsea Schilling
  23. the person came over to install the cable. the smell of his cologne permeated throughout the room as the young woman sat there staring, wondering to herself if this would end up like a movie. About 10 minute later, he left. She was still on the coach. Now watching TV. alone.

    Niki
  24. I have no idea how to install any kind of appliance, including a refrigerator or even something simple like hooking up a washing machine. It might be a girl thing, or it might be brain damage… Sigh. One thing’s for sure: I’d make a lousy maytag repairman.

    Carolyn
  25. something that causes much pain and anguish for those that are not familiar or even comfortable with computer software. It also causes fear in men who must put together electronics and not look like idiots when it doesn’t work.

    Ofelia
  26. into the door something functional. Install a window to crawl through. Installation sculpture with windows that are doors.

    Molyq
  27. suck my installed dick.

    karla beth
  28. suck my installed dick.

    karla beth
  29. I’ve always had trouble installing things on my computer. Like the time I attempted to install a new video game on my Macbook Air. Everytime I tried to install it, there was some kind of error and then when it finally did get on the hard drive, I could run the program. Maybe it was because I had used bit torrents. Well…

    Joan
  30. “It’s time to install a new speaker system,” he whispered as he lovingly stroked the keyboard. “My poor baby.”

    alissa
  31. I recently installed a new kitchen in my house. It is wonderful. We have all marble countertops with a huge island in the center of the room. There are two ovens a large microwave with a warming dish on the side. A large chandeleir is in the foyer right before you enter the kitchen.

    a zack
  32. Install windows. Install Windows! No, no, no! Install Windows, you $#^$#&%$#&@!! There. Evil thing anyhow.

    Tawnya
  33. Implant the viruses and
    watch the elements unfold
    in this order.

    confusion
    anxiety
    frustration
    anger
    fury

    head-desking the keyboard and wishing
    the computer would go to hell.
    Work, dammit.

    steph han.
  34. Installations of fear rise in her heart &
    she doesn’t know where to go from here.
    She’s breaking
    falling
    skipping
    down
    d o w n
    d o w n
    to where things
    don’t hurt & she can FEEL alive
    (again).

    stix
  35. appliances, shite, commodified knowledge, money in it’s varied forms, install with nails, staples – materials better used to puncture the heart of capitalism

    emjay
  36. I installed a light fixture in my room today. It’s pretty interesting to look at. It has eight spindly arms that I can position in any way. My father helped my install the light, because it looked complicated.

    Halina
  37. something that we don`t have before and have after we install it

    boban
  38. to put in something.
    something that was not there before. to improve, to infringe upon.
    i install myself in situations
    i am a computer in need of an install

    in
    stall

    bathrooms are in stalls

    i cannot stall
    the time is running out
    tall
    ins

    horses are in stalls too

    to install oneself sounds political

    J
  39. installing digigtal paraphanalia into harddrives and processors to better the technological development and progression of the human race is a constant process across the world practiced by many a devote computer user.

    Loren
  40. one time i installed a computer game on my computer. when i was little i didn’t know how to do this by myself. then i figured out that all you had to do was click “next” under all the instructions. then i installed computer games all the time. i loved roller coaster tycoon and nancy drew games the best. also, the sims!

    cindy banana farm animals