what a wonderful phone i just can’t afford it. i see every one with one except for me.
loveqdln
I can’t deny that I’m sick of the iphone, but there’s something simply primal about the thing. Most of my coworkers own one, and even my brother, whom I probably respect more than any other person I know, has one and swears by it. There’s just something about it that I can’t wrap my head around. Do I fear it? Maybe.
B.P.
the i phone is a cellular phone used by joseph mcisaac and stephen loder. stephen loder is far too handsome for any other phone
sean clifford
The iphone is an interesting little gadget. And yet I find it so incredibly irritating. It’s like, you’re a university student, you don’t need that. Trust me, considering you’re using it to watch Porn. I get so angry about it, when did a phone stop being a phone. Apple is melting our brains, we’re all turning into watermelon heads. WATERMELON HEADS! How do you feel about that? HMMM?
brianna
Why would I want to write about the iphone? Because I’m jealous, that’s why. There, I said it. The iphone does so many neat tricks that are obviously unnecessary, but it looks so FLASHY about it. I wouldn’t mind getting an iphone just to hold in public when I take the train somewhere…
Tim
She looked down at her iPhone. There were still no messages. It’d been a week since her’s and his parents had found out that she was pregnant. Her parents took the highly unexpected news fine, but his on the other hand… She had no clue that they were that conservative about that sort of thing.
Emma
Seems like Apple is personifying and personalizing everything: iPhone, iPod, iTouch.
I wonder why electronics are being so closely linked to people.
Forrest McDonald
Really? It’s the commercialization of oneword! Down with these indoctrinations being thrust upon us! Down with Apple! Down with everything that appears to be surviving or doing well!
But really, I’d prefer an Android. Have you seen those things? They’re like fricking handheld god-machines. And Google is constantly updating them. Google… The company who *isn’t* evil. Let’s talk about them instead.
vish
new modern young, old business, apple, innovation apps internet useless crap, expensive, class, style, business men use it. Music with some phone , rather phone with some music. Apple.
aijsdjj
i love the iphone. it is the shit. i cant believe that i can get apps and use them when i am talking to someone that i hate but i answered the phone anyways. so i can be all…oh ya…uh huh…and sound like im listening, but in reality, i am playing solitaire
amanda
butterscootch muffins, should they exist.
poopnose
this is the best phone ever !! hubby got it for me for christmas. i love him so. bcuz i wanted it, he got it. he is great. this phone holds music, movies games and other stuff that i like. tee hee. I PHONE !!! LA LA LA I LOVE U !!! yay :)
Kita
i have no idea. i rawk a blackberry and have never had any interest in an iphone. i know that the droid does. thats about it.
marco esquondolas
oh man. the iphone. the ipod. the itunes. i-everything. our society is so ifocused. where’s the love, y’all? I dunno. Where’s the truth, y’all? I dunno. People laughin, people dyin’. Children hurt and you hear them cryin’. Can you practice what you preach, and can you turn the other cheek? Father, Father, Father, Help us! Send some guidance from above. People got me, got me questionin’ where is the love?
megan
the iphone wrang out in Jeff’s pocket as he sprinted down the street. He had no time to answer it as there were several armed security officers hot on his tail. He turned down the next corner only to find a dead end at the end of the alleyway. He jumped and was just able to grab the edge of the wall and pull himself over…
Stephanie
In an empty silence, a phone rings.
It’s the call she’s been waiting for all night.
As she slides the bar to unlock, she catches the time- 3:28 AM.
He better have a good explanation.
Sarah/14
It shakes a little, and clicks when I answer. It’s my mother again, but this time she’s laughing.
“What?” I ask.
“I don’t believe it,” she says.
“No?”
“Never.”
Aaron Block
i hate you you suck, everyone loves you everyone has you but what the hell? i mean you used to be able to everything. now you fail on me, you never wake up anymore i dont know what to do with you. pay for my pleasure? what is it 100 a month NO. i loved you now i hate you no i’m indifferent
ash
of all the things I could have guessed
this not one of them.
Josh Miller
iphone.
senseless.
why the hell would you pick this word?
what makes the iphone so special?
do I really need to carry my computer, music and phone in my back pocket?
do I really need to be that connected?
do I really need people to find me that easily?
invasion of my life.
Eegore Scrompsen
Really technologically advanced. Its getting more and more rediculously expensive. No one has come up with something better. Still to expensive.
Ward
How does your starbucks and superficial life style treat you? What about that fake tan and dyed blonde hair. Are your really happy? You can laugh and pretend you like them, but you are suffocating. I can tell. I can see the real you under the surface hiding from all the judgement.
Zach
Iphones are amazingly panda-driven and eat all sorts of bamboo. Unfortunatly, radio is sometimes turning into a genie and disapearing who melts macarnoi cheese into grilled cheese sandwiches. Which aren’t very healthy, unfortunately I love you so much. Will you marry me? Please?
Myles
She pulled out her iphone wistfully, pressing the screen with tender, windblown fingertips. Nothing but blankness stared back at her, and she found that she still couldn’t smile at it. Replacing it slowly back into the recesses of her bag, she stood to go, wishing that, just one last time, it would give off the cheerful “ding-ding” sound of a received text message. The loss of technology, she thought, had been the end of her world, and even the shadows didn’t frighten her anymore.
Nym
the iphone was such a bad idea. why do we have to have our lives condensed into a 3×5 space? i dont need my music and phone in the same place, let alone all other kinds of technologic hell that has separated me so far from humanity that i dont know who i am. my friends have iphones. as much as it kills me, i want one too.
Emily C
i phone cubes, squres with colours cartoon people, black shiney, talk talk talk, hello! hallo! hot on my ear. don’t break it, expensive
brodie
totally awesome. i want one. so many things it can do. keeps you connected with people you don’t see much anymore. so many options. so many apps. “there’s an app for that.”
abi
plaything of the masses in which you can do anything from play monopoly to find a hook-up. The decline of civilization or the greatest invention ever?
Daniel
iPhone? How the fuck am I going to seriously write about an iPhone. Totally gay.
asdf
Really, people with an iphone? You think you are better than everyone because you have this technology thing? Try talking face to face with someone instead. That’s what’s amazing. People.
maureen
these stupid inventions are taking over everyones lives. cmon who need all that and a phone on top of it. okay okay yes its very cool but get your eyes off the small screen and DRIVEA
A
He quickly took his iphone from his pocket. His hand was trembling as he scrolled down his contact list searching for her number. She gave it to me for a reason, he thought to himself. Just be a man and call her!
Mark Yuhas
iphones are stupid. i hate them so much. do they have an app to make the rain go away? cause i’d really like that. my mom has an iphone. then again i think she’s stupid too. she knows it, thankfully so i don’t have to keep reminding her. ugh the iphone makes her look stupider..
lor
The iphone is a useless piece of junk. I think its really over hyped and kind of a hassle to work with. especially the fact that it is a touch screen. that makes it super prone to damaging and if you don’t buy all of apple’s fancy carrying cases then your iphone wont last a month.
Carolyn
stupid, people don’t need that much technology. It’s cool, and useful, somewhat, but it exposes us to a world we don’t actually need. I’ve seen people so INTO it, that it almost creates a problem, rather than something good, much less solutions
Ricardo Lledo
Waste of time, money, space. Stole my boyfriend away, basically. Not a good commitment AT ALL. The worst invention in the world.
Crip
He pulled the annoying block of metal and glimmering plastic out of his pocket. Newest version and the best money could by. He didn’t need the online capabilities or the multifaceted apps, what he used it for the most: social standing.
Trebez
He watched her pull her iphone out of her pocket and wondered if she were dialing a number or merely playing with some random app. He wondered at their obvious age difference as a phone used to just be a phone, but now was so much more. You used to know that if a person pulled out a phone, they were making a call.
Megan
An iPhone what?! It’s a miracle of technology, that is for certain.. and I’ve heard say that it is one of the sole reasons that apple is back on top when it comes to computer technology.. well the iPod really but without the ipod where would the iphone have come from? Oh crud I don’t like the time ticking away like that uwaaaah!
what a wonderful phone i just can’t afford it. i see every one with one except for me.
I can’t deny that I’m sick of the iphone, but there’s something simply primal about the thing. Most of my coworkers own one, and even my brother, whom I probably respect more than any other person I know, has one and swears by it. There’s just something about it that I can’t wrap my head around. Do I fear it? Maybe.
the i phone is a cellular phone used by joseph mcisaac and stephen loder. stephen loder is far too handsome for any other phone
The iphone is an interesting little gadget. And yet I find it so incredibly irritating. It’s like, you’re a university student, you don’t need that. Trust me, considering you’re using it to watch Porn. I get so angry about it, when did a phone stop being a phone. Apple is melting our brains, we’re all turning into watermelon heads. WATERMELON HEADS! How do you feel about that? HMMM?
Why would I want to write about the iphone? Because I’m jealous, that’s why. There, I said it. The iphone does so many neat tricks that are obviously unnecessary, but it looks so FLASHY about it. I wouldn’t mind getting an iphone just to hold in public when I take the train somewhere…
She looked down at her iPhone. There were still no messages. It’d been a week since her’s and his parents had found out that she was pregnant. Her parents took the highly unexpected news fine, but his on the other hand… She had no clue that they were that conservative about that sort of thing.
Seems like Apple is personifying and personalizing everything: iPhone, iPod, iTouch.
I wonder why electronics are being so closely linked to people.
Really? It’s the commercialization of oneword! Down with these indoctrinations being thrust upon us! Down with Apple! Down with everything that appears to be surviving or doing well!
But really, I’d prefer an Android. Have you seen those things? They’re like fricking handheld god-machines. And Google is constantly updating them. Google… The company who *isn’t* evil. Let’s talk about them instead.
new modern young, old business, apple, innovation apps internet useless crap, expensive, class, style, business men use it. Music with some phone , rather phone with some music. Apple.
i love the iphone. it is the shit. i cant believe that i can get apps and use them when i am talking to someone that i hate but i answered the phone anyways. so i can be all…oh ya…uh huh…and sound like im listening, but in reality, i am playing solitaire
butterscootch muffins, should they exist.
this is the best phone ever !! hubby got it for me for christmas. i love him so. bcuz i wanted it, he got it. he is great. this phone holds music, movies games and other stuff that i like. tee hee. I PHONE !!! LA LA LA I LOVE U !!! yay :)
i have no idea. i rawk a blackberry and have never had any interest in an iphone. i know that the droid does. thats about it.
oh man. the iphone. the ipod. the itunes. i-everything. our society is so ifocused. where’s the love, y’all? I dunno. Where’s the truth, y’all? I dunno. People laughin, people dyin’. Children hurt and you hear them cryin’. Can you practice what you preach, and can you turn the other cheek? Father, Father, Father, Help us! Send some guidance from above. People got me, got me questionin’ where is the love?
the iphone wrang out in Jeff’s pocket as he sprinted down the street. He had no time to answer it as there were several armed security officers hot on his tail. He turned down the next corner only to find a dead end at the end of the alleyway. He jumped and was just able to grab the edge of the wall and pull himself over…
In an empty silence, a phone rings.
It’s the call she’s been waiting for all night.
As she slides the bar to unlock, she catches the time- 3:28 AM.
He better have a good explanation.
It shakes a little, and clicks when I answer. It’s my mother again, but this time she’s laughing.
“What?” I ask.
“I don’t believe it,” she says.
“No?”
“Never.”
i hate you you suck, everyone loves you everyone has you but what the hell? i mean you used to be able to everything. now you fail on me, you never wake up anymore i dont know what to do with you. pay for my pleasure? what is it 100 a month NO. i loved you now i hate you no i’m indifferent
of all the things I could have guessed
this not one of them.
iphone.
senseless.
why the hell would you pick this word?
what makes the iphone so special?
do I really need to carry my computer, music and phone in my back pocket?
do I really need to be that connected?
do I really need people to find me that easily?
invasion of my life.
Really technologically advanced. Its getting more and more rediculously expensive. No one has come up with something better. Still to expensive.
How does your starbucks and superficial life style treat you? What about that fake tan and dyed blonde hair. Are your really happy? You can laugh and pretend you like them, but you are suffocating. I can tell. I can see the real you under the surface hiding from all the judgement.
Iphones are amazingly panda-driven and eat all sorts of bamboo. Unfortunatly, radio is sometimes turning into a genie and disapearing who melts macarnoi cheese into grilled cheese sandwiches. Which aren’t very healthy, unfortunately I love you so much. Will you marry me? Please?
She pulled out her iphone wistfully, pressing the screen with tender, windblown fingertips. Nothing but blankness stared back at her, and she found that she still couldn’t smile at it. Replacing it slowly back into the recesses of her bag, she stood to go, wishing that, just one last time, it would give off the cheerful “ding-ding” sound of a received text message. The loss of technology, she thought, had been the end of her world, and even the shadows didn’t frighten her anymore.
the iphone was such a bad idea. why do we have to have our lives condensed into a 3×5 space? i dont need my music and phone in the same place, let alone all other kinds of technologic hell that has separated me so far from humanity that i dont know who i am. my friends have iphones. as much as it kills me, i want one too.
i phone cubes, squres with colours cartoon people, black shiney, talk talk talk, hello! hallo! hot on my ear. don’t break it, expensive
totally awesome. i want one. so many things it can do. keeps you connected with people you don’t see much anymore. so many options. so many apps. “there’s an app for that.”
plaything of the masses in which you can do anything from play monopoly to find a hook-up. The decline of civilization or the greatest invention ever?
iPhone? How the fuck am I going to seriously write about an iPhone. Totally gay.
Really, people with an iphone? You think you are better than everyone because you have this technology thing? Try talking face to face with someone instead. That’s what’s amazing. People.
these stupid inventions are taking over everyones lives. cmon who need all that and a phone on top of it. okay okay yes its very cool but get your eyes off the small screen and DRIVEA
He quickly took his iphone from his pocket. His hand was trembling as he scrolled down his contact list searching for her number. She gave it to me for a reason, he thought to himself. Just be a man and call her!
iphones are stupid. i hate them so much. do they have an app to make the rain go away? cause i’d really like that. my mom has an iphone. then again i think she’s stupid too. she knows it, thankfully so i don’t have to keep reminding her. ugh the iphone makes her look stupider..
The iphone is a useless piece of junk. I think its really over hyped and kind of a hassle to work with. especially the fact that it is a touch screen. that makes it super prone to damaging and if you don’t buy all of apple’s fancy carrying cases then your iphone wont last a month.
stupid, people don’t need that much technology. It’s cool, and useful, somewhat, but it exposes us to a world we don’t actually need. I’ve seen people so INTO it, that it almost creates a problem, rather than something good, much less solutions
Waste of time, money, space. Stole my boyfriend away, basically. Not a good commitment AT ALL. The worst invention in the world.
He pulled the annoying block of metal and glimmering plastic out of his pocket. Newest version and the best money could by. He didn’t need the online capabilities or the multifaceted apps, what he used it for the most: social standing.
He watched her pull her iphone out of her pocket and wondered if she were dialing a number or merely playing with some random app. He wondered at their obvious age difference as a phone used to just be a phone, but now was so much more. You used to know that if a person pulled out a phone, they were making a call.
An iPhone what?! It’s a miracle of technology, that is for certain.. and I’ve heard say that it is one of the sole reasons that apple is back on top when it comes to computer technology.. well the iPod really but without the ipod where would the iphone have come from? Oh crud I don’t like the time ticking away like that uwaaaah!
Small thing with a huge brain