lawyer

February 25th, 2010 | 235 Entries

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235 Entries for “lawyer”

  1. Punk not dead

    Lsjrxnyg
  2. She hung her head, unable to believe that her client had failed to show up for the hearing. After all of that time, all of those rehearsals and practice runs… Now, with Brenda facing contempt of court charges, Lauren knew that she was facing a major set back!

    Jennifer
  3. greedy bastards only want to help themselves. take take take……this is justice. this is fair. go fuck yourselves stupid lawyers. die die die.

    mo
  4. oh in their fancy suits using fancy words crashing a terrible and not so fancy world

    f
  5. The truth was set in stone, but they know how to break it
    Manipulation, innovation, they really know how to say shit.
    They live within a world, with a noose around their neck.
    Stomp and prance, sing and dance on a worldly deck.

    T Bear
  6. they left the brain somewhere, the tie might be always choking them, leaving them without enough oxygen supply to make the right decision, you should not use a tie, it might be really hazardous to your health

    Cj
  7. lawyers. everyone gives them a hard time but their not so bad really. they have to deal with all kinds of time wasters. like the guy who sued a shaving company because he cut his face. what an idiot, te worst part is he actuallly won!imagine that

    Lily
  8. Laws and regulations couldn’t even hold us back. We were free of restrictions. It was just you and me. We lived and no one, we thought, could stop, but reality was put in check and our freedom was taken.

    Lauren
  9. jules argued her case like a seasoned lawyer.

    she laid out points of law, logic and closed with a plea that would have won over the most cynical of juries.

    it made no difference. the judge and jury were wrapped up in the body of one person, who held complete power over her as she stood there, worn out by her words and the emotions that wove through them.

    he smiled, gave her kudos for her well thought out presentation, said how she’d moved him… and shot her anyway.

    quin browne
  10. Who’d ever have thought he’d need a lawyer? The most law-abiding of his mother’s children back in the day now thumbed though the motel room’s dog-eared telephone book to find the least sleazy seeming choice from the display ads.

    gino
  11. The lawyer, who had spent his entire working life defending the despicable crimes of the world now suddenly found himself needing to be defended himself.

    David Hutchinson
  12. Lawyers always have mean jokes said about them, but really they’re probably some of they more intelligent people out there. That’s because tehy know how to manipulate their words and thoughts so well that people who hear them speak are manipulated as well. It’s sort of crazy. They’re like the best psychologists out there! At least the good ones.

    jennifer
  13. the world and the darkness have clouded your judgement for the last time and again you are left alone. Twisted trails follow your footsteps but the blood surrounding them was not shed because of you.

    jess
  14. “Damn it all,” he said, slamming the phone. Without a further word, he grabbed his client by the arm and pulled her from her seat. “There isn’t much time,” he whispered into her ear. “They’re coming for you, and they know about us. You need to go.”

    Brian
  15. Lawyer again? I already had this word. But I guess I could just continue on where I left off.

    The Lawyer was a very ‘No-nonsense’ type of person. Not many people could get under her skin, and yet, this particular man seemed to be her match. He just made her feel so unbelievably dirty. She hated everything about the dirty man.

    Heather
  16. He slammed the papers against the desk. The sudden realization that the battle was lost was almost too much to deal with. The devilish grin draped from the defendant’s face struck him hard. Another goes free. He shook his head defeated, looked back and sighed. Another soulless lawyer.

    Anella
  17. “Well,” said the intense lawyer “It seems we have a problem on our hands.”

    The lawyer was a very serious woman. She always believed that everybody lies. Everyone. There were no exceptiongs.

    Heather
  18. The judge smashed his mallet down onto the table, and gestured superiorly to the table in front of him,

    “Proceed.” He commanded the lawyer in a resounding, authoratitive voice. He was not a man to mess with.

    The lawyer standing in front of him coughed nervously, and began to speak.

    Bronte
  19. Harvy leving… TMZ…. “I’m a lawyer”

    Someone who could give a fuck less whether you have an appointment or not…they are cancelling the apt.

    No manners…

    $$$

    Always have a business card in the wallets of druggy’s and alcoholics…

    Not family people.

    Biased Friend
  20. care to explain why my life is upset? care to explain, dear lawyer, why suddenly my life is in deep turmoil? i wonder, do you know. because you did it. you did it.

    Madeline
  21. I was just told that while judges are respected, lawyers are despised or colored with evil colors. Then the man told me that he doesn’t know any judges that weren’t lawyers. What gives?

    skabel
  22. The lawyer stood up at the front of the court. Even the besti n the county couldnt defend one who had practially put his hand up to say he had murdered one of the richest hotel heirs in the county. But a lawyer is only as good as his client.

    alisonx
  23. my friend.
    my will.
    hope for the needy.
    a pause for big corporations.
    over-worked,
    over-paid?
    probably not.

    christa
  24. every night he comes home with
    stories,
    papers,
    cases,
    and a guilty conscious.

    srnlssctt
  25. Why is it that a simple process of debate, the attempt to ascertain and act upon the truth, creates in those who practice it the need to be or become unmitigated assholes?

    Viviane Grainger
  26. Lawyer..I know a layer. Okay well she isnt exactly a lawyer yet. But she will be. I will never be in trouble then.

    Ari
  27. The lawyer slams the documents on the desk and stoops down. Seeing his drawn face and tired eyes, he feels a sudden sense of foreboding.

    “Well?”

    A bitter smile curves the lawyer’s lips.

    “You’re dead.”

    Ama
  28. whatever happened to dr gonzo anyway?
    he went down to mexico and disappeared and no ones seen him since the mid 70s
    what do you think happened to him?
    he got abducted by aliens
    he fled down to argentina and is living it up in buenos aires
    he joined the zapatistas down in chiapas
    he went to vallhalla
    he entered the twilight zone

    well wherever he is im sure raoul duke is there with him
    you mean hes dead
    a-yup

    raoul duke
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    melodyscharff
  30. I never really thought about what I wanted to be when I was young. I had a lot of different options, ballerina, princess, magician… the possibilities were endless. But as soon as I hit the age of realization, my thought process switched to the mundane world of work; being a lawyer, a doctor, and so on.

    Amy
  31. it’s sooo very difficult to concentrate. the sound just prattles on and on. get here if you can, he sings, as i remember that the person sitting in front of me is here to help me obtain individuation from a relationship that no longer sustains me………..

    cre8whirledpeasnow
  32. My father was a lawyer. My mother was a chemist. When I left school I decided to become an acrobat. It was very respectable and my parents were complete fine with it. Except not really.

    Scarlet
  33. Fighting. Fighting. Fighting.
    All the time.
    When will it stop?
    When?
    I don’t know what to say.
    Not anymore.
    I don’t know what to do.
    Not anymore.
    Time to get a lawyer.
    To settle this dispute.
    So I can leave you.
    Forever.

    JayBoo
  34. Mom used to be a lawyer… until she died

    nobody
  35. If I wanted money then I’d be a lawyer. If I want to be happy I won’t be. Poor and happy? Perhaps. Who knows?

    Xander
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  39. I see Boston Legal which is basically a law suit series. Now the question which should com eto every person’s mid is Alaan Shoore or Denny Crane? For me itz none … for it is Schmidth. What does it take to make a good lawyer, communication? emotions?

    Anya
  40. “I don’t believe this,” she breathed. “I won’t speak until I’m with my lawyer.” Before her, the lifeless body of her late husband was sprawled on the carpet. She wondered if the mauve fibers were too abrasive on his face. Then she remembered he was dead.

    Sea