“Go home, get well and pretty soon you’ll get a lot of money.” Advice and a promise from my lawyer.
Hope
I feel like a lawyer the way I’m falling for you.
I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it. You’re my client and I’m your savior. Take my hand I’ll bring you to where it’s safer. Leave your ego behind and come with me. To a place where people like you can be with Lawyer’s like me.
Tasha
my brother-in-law became a lawyer. then paid back my sister so she could become a lawyer. within two years of entering their respective practices, they had each abandoned this field.
d.
lawyers are people who get a lot of money, because they actually sat and studied the laws of our country…it’s great, but still does not justify their high salaries…
gasf
a lawyer can be a woman or a man. Lawyers need to go to college for 4 years and then an additional 4 years which specilizes in the law. In order to become a lawyer one must pass a board test within the state in which they want to practive.
jennie
i think that he or she would be rich and very untrustworthy. is good at finding ways around their problems in life
Emily Marie Dittmare
A layer is someone who makes alot of money he does great in school and graduated from a good college. he had a boring lifestyle but ended up living a great life. He knows a lot of people and has mad a lot of good friends.
Pat
lawyers, lawyers.. they’re all bastards! they’re all lyers.. they lie for money’s sace.. sick.. disgusting.. not human. not honest. but still what can we do without them?
88989
I wish we had a lawyer in our family. I tried to talk our youngest son into going for it, but he went into another field. A lawyer is almost a necessity in this day and age. I want one!
Michele
Lyers. Only speak about their own selfish knowledge that nobody cares about. Why would they exist? God only knows, but as more stupid ppl are in the world, more lawyers will follow.
rr
Are death defying whores that should probably learn to get over themselves and die instantly. Go figure, I am a lawyer, in my own right, I lie to gt my way and get something out of everything I do for other people…what I don’t understand is how the rest of humanity hates lawyers, when they are just what people are and aren’t afraid to show it.
Kathleen
don’t pass judgement on me so quickly
where i have been you do not know
my searching has left me restless, defeated
i’ll be the lawyer for my own heart
ben
scary always talking never ending taking lots of money or helping they can’t all be bad they may be but I know a few and I like them okay but what if they didn’t always wear suits and the women let their hair down well there is not a lot we can do about lawyers if we have laws to
Simon Tooley
He sent for the lawyer and every time there was a cow he ate it. The Lawyer said “Wow You really are a criminal aren’t you?”
He replied “Of Course not the egg was in the waffle.”
Lawyer said “What did that have t-“
He replied “MOOOO! D:<“
Mr.Gosh
Very interesting tale
Hrelqtoe
Very interesting tale
Hrelqtoe
I have a friend that’s name is close to lawyer. I think of her everytime I see the word. She just moved to new york and is trying to settle in. She only lived in her previous home three years and now has to move again. she loves her husband.
Susan
I shouldn’t have.
A lawyer,
truth, or lies(?).
See
Today I’ve got nothing.
You took it all away.
Defend me, protect me
slight me and fight me.
You took everything away.
Xi
I know nothing about lawyers. My friends parents are public defenders and they seem to have a lot of depressing cases. They get these people who obviously killed someone or stole something and they have to defend them. How do you do something like that? What mental strength that must take.
Erica
L is for Liar…I meant Lawyer. Ah, who am I kidding? Of course I didn’t mean that.
Wella
a lawyer can be anyone. My grandmother used to call me Lawyer Laura, because I argued about everything and refused to take no for an answer. I guess I was kind of an obnoxious kid and it’s weird, because even today my favorite classes in school were always debate classes and classes we could have open discussions in.
Laura Jackman
I feel like they don’t truely care about any case they work on. They are greedy, over paid service workers who usually are terrible at what they do anyway. Takes way too long to become one.
Johnny
Dad told me to be a lawyer. He said, “Jase, you can argue with the best of them.” But, if you ask me, being a lawyer doesn’t have much to do with arguing. It’s about being able to cheat people.
Jasi
I just finshed lawyer but I will oblige and continue another.
The lawyer was always too firm with all of his belongings. He treated no other the way he treated his maiden though. She was weak. Weak and nonessential to his life. He never came to a conclusion as to why he kept her around
Lindsey Fast
The lawyer and his maiden sat and pondered. They pondered on the pridicament that they were currently placed in. She often wondered what it would be like to be in his shoes for a day. He was a strong man. A man with passion and anger and style. So much style.
Lindsey Fast
I don’t like lawyers very much. Often they turn into politicians. How do you know if a lawyer is lying, they open their mouth. Most of them seem pretty damn slimy as well. What’s up with that?
Jason
“I’ll call my lawyer, see if I don’t!” she screamed at him from the trailer door. She don’t have no lawyer but that don’t matter none. It felt good to threaten him with it. What he don’t know won’t hurt him.
Grace
saw you, buyer, coy and destroy
Hana
The lawyer leered at her. He was in charge, with his slicked-back hair, $3000 suit and a stack of false charges against her. He was king and she the peasant girl that was caught stealing a loaf of bread. He smiled his veneer smile and shivers went down her spine.
Deb K
call my lawyer. he is screaming at me, my vision blurred in tears and confusion. hands, grabbing at me, pulling. pulling him out the door. down the steps, he fights, screaming at me. the officer steps in front of me.
mischa
is an asshole he is the kind of guy who sucks your money and then doesn’t care about you or your family. actually my lawyer is quite nice. although i paid a lot of money and only heard from him like 3 times in 6 months. I wouldn’t want to marry a lawyer as they pretend to work a lot.
teresa
I looked down at the floor. It was a blood mess. The gore-covered baseball bat hung limply in my hands. It hadn’t yet occurred to me that I was going to have to clean this up. The only thing I realized was that we wouldn’t need a lawyer because there wasn’t going to be any divorce.
Doug McIntire
The lawyer called my house.
The man said he was injured.
Which is bizarre seeing that he said the other day he was fine.
She’s scared, she told me so. I told her not to worry. That it’s a hard way to go.
But she did it anyway.
Al
“IT’S OKAY, I AM A LAWYER!” the man shouted from across the room. The entire courtroom turned around, and went back to eating. See, it was a food court. That’s the funny part.
Heh. I’m clever.
Sean
they are a pain in the ass… everyone gives them a bad wrap for not doing things but in truth they are just doing their job. all the lawayer jokes out there do not justify their hard work spent on fighting for the people who deserve to be fought for. if i was suspected of a crime i would most definetly want one around.
melanie
Barrister, shyster, teller of convenient stories, details pimp, paid savior….
theamarie
She wasn’t your average lawyer, for one thing she was bright. No, she was the type to put flowers in her hair and hula hoops around her waist.
betty wolfanger
a guy who is really good at arguing. could be a girl too. has lots of power, but can use it for good, or for evil. has capacity to make lots of money…wields the unwieldy “law power” often may turn into politician
megan
Suits. Papers. Misinformation. Control.
I can’t take it. Why are they our voices?
Would there be disagreements without people to encourage them?
“Go home, get well and pretty soon you’ll get a lot of money.” Advice and a promise from my lawyer.
I feel like a lawyer the way I’m falling for you.
I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it. You’re my client and I’m your savior. Take my hand I’ll bring you to where it’s safer. Leave your ego behind and come with me. To a place where people like you can be with Lawyer’s like me.
my brother-in-law became a lawyer. then paid back my sister so she could become a lawyer. within two years of entering their respective practices, they had each abandoned this field.
lawyers are people who get a lot of money, because they actually sat and studied the laws of our country…it’s great, but still does not justify their high salaries…
a lawyer can be a woman or a man. Lawyers need to go to college for 4 years and then an additional 4 years which specilizes in the law. In order to become a lawyer one must pass a board test within the state in which they want to practive.
i think that he or she would be rich and very untrustworthy. is good at finding ways around their problems in life
A layer is someone who makes alot of money he does great in school and graduated from a good college. he had a boring lifestyle but ended up living a great life. He knows a lot of people and has mad a lot of good friends.
lawyers, lawyers.. they’re all bastards! they’re all lyers.. they lie for money’s sace.. sick.. disgusting.. not human. not honest. but still what can we do without them?
I wish we had a lawyer in our family. I tried to talk our youngest son into going for it, but he went into another field. A lawyer is almost a necessity in this day and age. I want one!
Lyers. Only speak about their own selfish knowledge that nobody cares about. Why would they exist? God only knows, but as more stupid ppl are in the world, more lawyers will follow.
Are death defying whores that should probably learn to get over themselves and die instantly. Go figure, I am a lawyer, in my own right, I lie to gt my way and get something out of everything I do for other people…what I don’t understand is how the rest of humanity hates lawyers, when they are just what people are and aren’t afraid to show it.
don’t pass judgement on me so quickly
where i have been you do not know
my searching has left me restless, defeated
i’ll be the lawyer for my own heart
scary always talking never ending taking lots of money or helping they can’t all be bad they may be but I know a few and I like them okay but what if they didn’t always wear suits and the women let their hair down well there is not a lot we can do about lawyers if we have laws to
He sent for the lawyer and every time there was a cow he ate it. The Lawyer said “Wow You really are a criminal aren’t you?”
He replied “Of Course not the egg was in the waffle.”
Lawyer said “What did that have t-“
He replied “MOOOO! D:<“
Very interesting tale
Very interesting tale
I have a friend that’s name is close to lawyer. I think of her everytime I see the word. She just moved to new york and is trying to settle in. She only lived in her previous home three years and now has to move again. she loves her husband.
I shouldn’t have.
A lawyer,
truth, or lies(?).
Today I’ve got nothing.
You took it all away.
Defend me, protect me
slight me and fight me.
You took everything away.
I know nothing about lawyers. My friends parents are public defenders and they seem to have a lot of depressing cases. They get these people who obviously killed someone or stole something and they have to defend them. How do you do something like that? What mental strength that must take.
L is for Liar…I meant Lawyer. Ah, who am I kidding? Of course I didn’t mean that.
a lawyer can be anyone. My grandmother used to call me Lawyer Laura, because I argued about everything and refused to take no for an answer. I guess I was kind of an obnoxious kid and it’s weird, because even today my favorite classes in school were always debate classes and classes we could have open discussions in.
I feel like they don’t truely care about any case they work on. They are greedy, over paid service workers who usually are terrible at what they do anyway. Takes way too long to become one.
Dad told me to be a lawyer. He said, “Jase, you can argue with the best of them.” But, if you ask me, being a lawyer doesn’t have much to do with arguing. It’s about being able to cheat people.
I just finshed lawyer but I will oblige and continue another.
The lawyer was always too firm with all of his belongings. He treated no other the way he treated his maiden though. She was weak. Weak and nonessential to his life. He never came to a conclusion as to why he kept her around
The lawyer and his maiden sat and pondered. They pondered on the pridicament that they were currently placed in. She often wondered what it would be like to be in his shoes for a day. He was a strong man. A man with passion and anger and style. So much style.
I don’t like lawyers very much. Often they turn into politicians. How do you know if a lawyer is lying, they open their mouth. Most of them seem pretty damn slimy as well. What’s up with that?
“I’ll call my lawyer, see if I don’t!” she screamed at him from the trailer door. She don’t have no lawyer but that don’t matter none. It felt good to threaten him with it. What he don’t know won’t hurt him.
saw you, buyer, coy and destroy
The lawyer leered at her. He was in charge, with his slicked-back hair, $3000 suit and a stack of false charges against her. He was king and she the peasant girl that was caught stealing a loaf of bread. He smiled his veneer smile and shivers went down her spine.
call my lawyer. he is screaming at me, my vision blurred in tears and confusion. hands, grabbing at me, pulling. pulling him out the door. down the steps, he fights, screaming at me. the officer steps in front of me.
is an asshole he is the kind of guy who sucks your money and then doesn’t care about you or your family. actually my lawyer is quite nice. although i paid a lot of money and only heard from him like 3 times in 6 months. I wouldn’t want to marry a lawyer as they pretend to work a lot.
I looked down at the floor. It was a blood mess. The gore-covered baseball bat hung limply in my hands. It hadn’t yet occurred to me that I was going to have to clean this up. The only thing I realized was that we wouldn’t need a lawyer because there wasn’t going to be any divorce.
The lawyer called my house.
The man said he was injured.
Which is bizarre seeing that he said the other day he was fine.
She’s scared, she told me so. I told her not to worry. That it’s a hard way to go.
But she did it anyway.
“IT’S OKAY, I AM A LAWYER!” the man shouted from across the room. The entire courtroom turned around, and went back to eating. See, it was a food court. That’s the funny part.
Heh. I’m clever.
they are a pain in the ass… everyone gives them a bad wrap for not doing things but in truth they are just doing their job. all the lawayer jokes out there do not justify their hard work spent on fighting for the people who deserve to be fought for. if i was suspected of a crime i would most definetly want one around.
Barrister, shyster, teller of convenient stories, details pimp, paid savior….
She wasn’t your average lawyer, for one thing she was bright. No, she was the type to put flowers in her hair and hula hoops around her waist.
a guy who is really good at arguing. could be a girl too. has lots of power, but can use it for good, or for evil. has capacity to make lots of money…wields the unwieldy “law power” often may turn into politician
Suits. Papers. Misinformation. Control.
I can’t take it. Why are they our voices?
Would there be disagreements without people to encourage them?