I wish I had a lawyer at this moment I feel I’m being cheated.
Calvin Nokes
The predator of the overloads, lords it in the galleries, the blight of man -the curse of woman he will not be defied
Linda Storey
That’s just it.
asdf
What is a lawyer? To me, it is someone who actively fights for justice and the betterment of society by delightfully articulating arguments.
Tilley
seedy people who aren’t very honest or at least most of the time you can’t seem to trust them because of all of the bad things you hear about them on the news i don’t know any lawyers that i really like
allison
When I met him from the first I knew it wouldn’t work. Our relationship could never move beyond those few plesantries of introduction. I could never like some one who twists words just to win his case. Someone who played with what it really meant to be just. I could never like a lawyer.
traveler
what a coincidence , im studying law, and its what im hoping to be successful in soon, i want to use it to help people and become a better and hey lets face it richer person
lama
For most of my life, I thought lawyers were the scum of the earth. That is, until I found myself retaining one to protect myself and the custody of my son from my raging, drug-addled ex-boyfriend. $3000 dollars and one year later, when I discovered the lawyer I had hired had absorbed my entire retainer on paperwork and had still not filed anything with the court, I fired him. I then turned around and hired the best, most cut-throat lawyer in the city who in turn has won me everything I could have ever imagined and has become the father figure I always needed.
AnnMarie
If I were a lawyer, I would make sure there were lots of fair options put before my clients, things that wouldn’t hurt others and things allowing all to win. I know just one lawyer like that, he settled a dispute in favor of the love of a family. I will never forget him.
dreama kattenbraker
It was one of the oddest sights I had ever seen: While walking down a street in the middle of London, I saw a mob of black-suited professionals walking on the sidewalks. It was around 5:00, and this was the British ‘rush hour’ – a crowd of lawyers and businessmen, making their way to the local pubs before retiring home for the night.
vish
He never spend too much time thinking – it might have been a solution for the others, but putting little meanings into letters and, furthermore, words – words, so pointless and nearly worthless, was a matter not understood to him.
Constance
Money Grubbing.
Vittoria Lynn
Der Rechtsanwalt sa
Dalriada
the man paced back and forth in front of the jury. “I think you will see here that this wasn’t just a crime of passion, but a crime that must have been done to protect those in the dungeon and the future victims of this man”
bethany
I need a lawyer. Mine sucks. I need a new lawyer, because the one I have almost gt me sent to jail. I am firing him. I will call him right now as a matter of fact. “Hello, lawyer? You’re fired!” Well, that’s over with.
RAWR
evil misanthropic maniacal sadistic no-soul doesn’t like to shower and very greed. Is easily influenced if you have lots of money. Words can not express how terrible they are.
Paul
jargon and slander. and things i will never understand. lies and fake truths and mysteries. the law. the blind eye. the unknown truth will always have the upper hand. the fakes and the follies. and the razzle dazzle. it doesnt matter. whover gets paid more wins and it will never be the underdog.
olivia
i don’t want to be a lawyer and i’ll tell you why. it’s not because of the jokes, even though the jokes are terrible. but lawyers are boring. i almost took the LSAT, what a mistake that would’ve been. i took a practice one and i scored 170 i think, or maybe it was 160 something. anyway i don’t want to be a lawyer because my soul would be gone. i need to do art and there’s no time for that when you have to read law books, which are truly the most boring things ever invented. i’d rather eat guts.
ejc
Excellent work, Nice Design
Aisbygfn
My father was a lawyer. A useless career to have, in my opinion. Everyone always assumes that lawyers make millions of dollars (or at least hundreds of thousands) and that they and their families will live happy lives of comfort and luxury. I think this is entirely untrue, from experience. We grew up without plumbing, with little food, and no luxury. Don’t be a lawyer.
Anna
yellow paper walls and bars made of sharpened pencils
K Ry
lawers work for big businesses. when i see a big business on a commercial i can’t help but to think about sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf
ali
Liars. Money-hungry. Servers of “justice”.
Stacey
A lawyer is a thief, a liar, a scapegoat and a trier for the best and worst attributes in mankind.
Wildewood
uhmmm
a lawyer is a dude that helps out criminals or defendants while they are in court and is a very boring bland person, all of the people that i know that are lawyers are boring and stupid XD LOL
Ashlin
Lawyer
Naota
They usually are not really well seen, but they’re the ones that help us when we need. (Even though some are really REALLY expensive to hire).
karu
She had always wanted to be a lawyer after watching too many episodes of LA Law as a teenager. She wanted it all–the smooth tan, the expensive suits, the pensive looks. Most of all she wanted the money. And she wanted to live in LA.
Beth B.
The lawyer was in an unusual position. He was about to enter the court room thinking with his heart and not his head. He knew that the mother on the other side of the door was guilty. She broke the law, but was it really a matter of law or was it a matter of doing what was right?
Brandi
It had always been his life’s dream to be a lawyer. He had never known anything else. Kaiba had always laughed at him, told him to stick to what he was good at.
What was he good at?
Making the CEO happy, Kaiba said. Talking to delinquents. Showing them the error of their ways. Talking some sense into them.
Jounouchi didn’t know whether or not it was true.
A.S.
the man was sitting on his stoop, confused about his life. he had been groomed to be a lawyer since he dressed in his dad’s suits. now all that was washed away with a drink, a wink and a smile.
what had he been thinking that night, going to a strange place and alone?
jess
my lawyer, he got hit by a car two months ago. am i sorry? yes. because i drove over him. was it an accident? no body will ever know. i’m going to go play some Wii tennis. 5,6,7,8,9.
c
Lawyers keep me on my toes. Part of me wants to believe every word. Part of me wants to let things go in one ear and out the other.
'ita
they are considered liars in some peoples eyes. Jim Carry played one in liar liar. They Persuade. They are very intelligent. Harvard produces great ones.
JMoney
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says,”Thank you”, and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
natalie
perfect design thanks
Ggrymcjv
There’s a lot of blood in this society that needs suckin’ and there just aren’t enough mosquitoes out there to do the job.
Virginia
Lawyers are stubborn ass mother flippers who stand up for those who are intentionally cruel people. People without feeling, people with a purpose to kill. My brother’s killer had a good lawyer. He was set free in a few months. Fuck lawyers.
Anne
It is actually a man who defends ordinary people. a procecutor either. It is honesty and courtesy this man should have to be who he is.
Anna
Low scumbags of the Earth. Yet I find myself being a hypocrite, trying to be one. Social constrictions and indoctrination plague our minds forcing us to fit our thoughts in bubbles. Justice what a concept.
I wish I had a lawyer at this moment I feel I’m being cheated.
The predator of the overloads, lords it in the galleries, the blight of man -the curse of woman he will not be defied
That’s just it.
What is a lawyer? To me, it is someone who actively fights for justice and the betterment of society by delightfully articulating arguments.
seedy people who aren’t very honest or at least most of the time you can’t seem to trust them because of all of the bad things you hear about them on the news i don’t know any lawyers that i really like
When I met him from the first I knew it wouldn’t work. Our relationship could never move beyond those few plesantries of introduction. I could never like some one who twists words just to win his case. Someone who played with what it really meant to be just. I could never like a lawyer.
what a coincidence , im studying law, and its what im hoping to be successful in soon, i want to use it to help people and become a better and hey lets face it richer person
For most of my life, I thought lawyers were the scum of the earth. That is, until I found myself retaining one to protect myself and the custody of my son from my raging, drug-addled ex-boyfriend. $3000 dollars and one year later, when I discovered the lawyer I had hired had absorbed my entire retainer on paperwork and had still not filed anything with the court, I fired him. I then turned around and hired the best, most cut-throat lawyer in the city who in turn has won me everything I could have ever imagined and has become the father figure I always needed.
If I were a lawyer, I would make sure there were lots of fair options put before my clients, things that wouldn’t hurt others and things allowing all to win. I know just one lawyer like that, he settled a dispute in favor of the love of a family. I will never forget him.
It was one of the oddest sights I had ever seen: While walking down a street in the middle of London, I saw a mob of black-suited professionals walking on the sidewalks. It was around 5:00, and this was the British ‘rush hour’ – a crowd of lawyers and businessmen, making their way to the local pubs before retiring home for the night.
He never spend too much time thinking – it might have been a solution for the others, but putting little meanings into letters and, furthermore, words – words, so pointless and nearly worthless, was a matter not understood to him.
Money Grubbing.
Der Rechtsanwalt sa
the man paced back and forth in front of the jury. “I think you will see here that this wasn’t just a crime of passion, but a crime that must have been done to protect those in the dungeon and the future victims of this man”
I need a lawyer. Mine sucks. I need a new lawyer, because the one I have almost gt me sent to jail. I am firing him. I will call him right now as a matter of fact. “Hello, lawyer? You’re fired!” Well, that’s over with.
evil misanthropic maniacal sadistic no-soul doesn’t like to shower and very greed. Is easily influenced if you have lots of money. Words can not express how terrible they are.
jargon and slander. and things i will never understand. lies and fake truths and mysteries. the law. the blind eye. the unknown truth will always have the upper hand. the fakes and the follies. and the razzle dazzle. it doesnt matter. whover gets paid more wins and it will never be the underdog.
i don’t want to be a lawyer and i’ll tell you why. it’s not because of the jokes, even though the jokes are terrible. but lawyers are boring. i almost took the LSAT, what a mistake that would’ve been. i took a practice one and i scored 170 i think, or maybe it was 160 something. anyway i don’t want to be a lawyer because my soul would be gone. i need to do art and there’s no time for that when you have to read law books, which are truly the most boring things ever invented. i’d rather eat guts.
Excellent work, Nice Design
My father was a lawyer. A useless career to have, in my opinion. Everyone always assumes that lawyers make millions of dollars (or at least hundreds of thousands) and that they and their families will live happy lives of comfort and luxury. I think this is entirely untrue, from experience. We grew up without plumbing, with little food, and no luxury. Don’t be a lawyer.
yellow paper walls and bars made of sharpened pencils
lawers work for big businesses. when i see a big business on a commercial i can’t help but to think about sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf
Liars. Money-hungry. Servers of “justice”.
A lawyer is a thief, a liar, a scapegoat and a trier for the best and worst attributes in mankind.
uhmmm
a lawyer is a dude that helps out criminals or defendants while they are in court and is a very boring bland person, all of the people that i know that are lawyers are boring and stupid XD LOL
Lawyer
They usually are not really well seen, but they’re the ones that help us when we need. (Even though some are really REALLY expensive to hire).
She had always wanted to be a lawyer after watching too many episodes of LA Law as a teenager. She wanted it all–the smooth tan, the expensive suits, the pensive looks. Most of all she wanted the money. And she wanted to live in LA.
The lawyer was in an unusual position. He was about to enter the court room thinking with his heart and not his head. He knew that the mother on the other side of the door was guilty. She broke the law, but was it really a matter of law or was it a matter of doing what was right?
It had always been his life’s dream to be a lawyer. He had never known anything else. Kaiba had always laughed at him, told him to stick to what he was good at.
What was he good at?
Making the CEO happy, Kaiba said. Talking to delinquents. Showing them the error of their ways. Talking some sense into them.
Jounouchi didn’t know whether or not it was true.
the man was sitting on his stoop, confused about his life. he had been groomed to be a lawyer since he dressed in his dad’s suits. now all that was washed away with a drink, a wink and a smile.
what had he been thinking that night, going to a strange place and alone?
my lawyer, he got hit by a car two months ago. am i sorry? yes. because i drove over him. was it an accident? no body will ever know. i’m going to go play some Wii tennis. 5,6,7,8,9.
Lawyers keep me on my toes. Part of me wants to believe every word. Part of me wants to let things go in one ear and out the other.
they are considered liars in some peoples eyes. Jim Carry played one in liar liar. They Persuade. They are very intelligent. Harvard produces great ones.
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says,”Thank you”, and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
perfect design thanks
There’s a lot of blood in this society that needs suckin’ and there just aren’t enough mosquitoes out there to do the job.
Lawyers are stubborn ass mother flippers who stand up for those who are intentionally cruel people. People without feeling, people with a purpose to kill. My brother’s killer had a good lawyer. He was set free in a few months. Fuck lawyers.
It is actually a man who defends ordinary people. a procecutor either. It is honesty and courtesy this man should have to be who he is.
Low scumbags of the Earth. Yet I find myself being a hypocrite, trying to be one. Social constrictions and indoctrination plague our minds forcing us to fit our thoughts in bubbles. Justice what a concept.