My brother wants to be a lawyer. He is applying for law schools right now. He did pretty well in undergraduate whereas I had to drop out my freshmen year. I am back now, but he is always holding that above my head that he is on his way and I am still sort of a fuck up. I wish my relationship with him was better. He used to be my best friend. Now I just feel he is condescending.
I saw this on someone elses post so thats all I can think about. i wish I had a better lawyer when I got put on probation. Maybe it couldve kept me out of it. The police never read me my fucking rights
Turner
I hate the whole idea of lawyers. I cant stand the fact that they are getting paid to lie for someone that they don’t know about, and could win a case against someone and ruin their entire life. Go ahead and fuck everyone else over. I had lawyers and never want to be one. They can go to hell in My opinion.
Austen Valletta
lawyer
my dads one
hes pretty cool sometimes
but sometimes hes not and then im sad
i know parents arent supposed to be awesome
(ive seen the breakfast club)
but cant he refrain from calling me a whore?
thiskid
Terrible. They don’t have anything better to do that to protect people materials because society made certain laws. Granted it would be nice to have that protection… but then again…. I’m not materialistic.
Samuel
brain dead. manipulative. causing problems in society and very controversial. I dont really like lawyers because is doesnt matter whats right or wrong. they are just triyng to defend their client or win the case. i think its pretty stupid. there are good lawyers.
Fox
We need to get things straightened out. Separate what lives were once “life,” no plural.
A suit’s the only one who can do it.
If I’m involved…
If I have to figure things out…
Well, if I can do that, I might as well become a lawyer myself.
Emily
I like apples and welcome to the world of tomorrow. I’d really rather not force it on him, or anyone else for that matter. Very much! Life is smelly and silver like ether. I worry and that’s all I am programmed to do, but you are the only friend I have. Ever since I was 6 I wanted to be a childrens illustrator and a stripper.
cerise
The bills were cheap and the case got dismissed but the bad taste remained in my mouth. He did himself no favors by asking me later that week at the club if I was the guy he got off on the dope charges, and did I want to buy an ounce?
Doug
I don’t ever want to be a lawyer. My ex-boyfriend did. Lawyers seem sad and unhappy. If you get a case you don’t believe in, what can you do? What if you need the money? I never want to be a lawyer.
Echo Bedwell
Very funny pictures
Aabnkwok
Don’t actually know if the person I’m defending is guilty or not but I’m going to defend them and hope that they get away with it. Because to be honest so long as I get paid I don’t really care. I think about being a lawyer because I like to argue but I’m not so sure about it. But so what?
Aurora Haynes
liar. yet smome how good, if one would be defending an inocent person. yet terrible and i cant think of why someone would lie about someones innocence when you KNOW youre defending a guilty person.
Tatiana
its a person who defends or attacks someone in court. commonly seen as evil. we shgould be thankful, and angry that they exist. they are good and bad. they can ruin our lives, or make justice possible.
mischa
“You want to be a WHAT when you grow up?”
“A…”
“Speak up!”
“A doctor!”
“No way in hell! You’ll go to law school like the rest of your family.”
R. Panic
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean. . .and what did Shakespeare think about them anyway? It slips my mind which is a good thing I’m not a lawyer. . .none of them can afford to forget about anything, which is what makes them dangerous!
Michael
Lawyers are a much maligned group of people. I suppose it can be said that they are paid liars with moral vacuums. This is pretty much true, but they serve a vital purpose in the US justice system, and certainly do not deserve the hate they accrue from the general populous.
Will Holman
I cannot be your lawyer. I cannot be your advocate. Not this time. This time, I don’t believe a word of what you’re saying. You told me you didn’t do it. On the contrary, I believe you did.
Alissa
the man sat at the table across from his wife, her face said it all. she was unsatisfied with their relationship. she hated him. all the heat and passion, gone. now this. in a firm with two lawyers and divorce. i’m sorry, i still love you…
Olivia
I don’t understand why you’re so unhappy.
Case closed.
r.a.
The lawyer just looked at ne his glasses sitting on his nose hair all jelled back with this straight face Eyes dead in mine and just simply says ” your fucked”
kevin judge
Lawyers are douches
They like to take money from people for doing hardly any work, regardless of their amount of debt from schooling.
On the other hand, they do serve a purpose, after all, we do need targets when we practice shooting our guns.
Heather
someone who is part of the judicial system
orysia
i want to be a laywr one da o i can pretand to be my clients lawyer but really double cross them so and kill them so they cant tell anyone and earn money from the jujge
fiona
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
alouaiii
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
alouaiii
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
alouaiii
Lawyer, Lawyer, Argue my defense. Defend me with twisted words and nonexistent realities. Twist up this beautiful symphony of violence and turn it into a bitter sweet scene of innocent. Twisting and turning, you’re the master of lies. Why trust you with my life?
Lalala Love Lies
someone who administers advice on law to others who need it. They wear wigs. They are usually confident people and clearly intelligent. In another life I would have been a lawyer because its a good job to have and a decently paid profession. I bet they are quite stressed at the end of the day, though.
James
There was a girl dancing around in her bedroom full of candy. That I wished to have. And she liked to eat all that candy and she had a dog. And she had a chicken that always laid eggs.
Dorothy
People come to lawyers when they are upset and wish to get even with somebody.
emma
Lawyer are people who choose cases. And help and help sue people. And Lawyers also have big hammers and pound on them when they need to get into order.
noah
The old lawyer sat stooped on his chair, thinking about all the time he had wasted in that room. He wrote, he phoned, he daydreamed, he plotted and planned. He left at night and came back early, Saturdays and never really looked out the window. One day he looked up and saw an eagle. He thought how much he envied that eagle and all the eagle had seen. He wanted to be the eagle so badly he decided to retire to the Keys and live in a trailer. He did and lived happily ever after. Is my minute up yet? I wonder when they got so long. I work with lawyers, I’m not really that interested in them. There is no such thing as a regular lawyer, they’re all different. As different from each other as they could be.
Masie Dasie
lawyers are like mice. they carry breifcases and normallly have no sense of right and wrong. they are similar to spin doctors i that they can spin anything you say or do against you, and twist your words to their benefit.
Allie
Very interesting tale
Qydzkewp
Very interesting tale
Qydzkewp
evil stupid lying kaniving fool who plays on a system designed to exploit those without money however lawyers can be decent representatives of the downtrodden when circumstances allow, but they are neutral weapons who’s primary use is for evil
etienne
she sat in the courtroom, scared. She didnt know what was happening. The judge and the lawyer kept on mouthing their legal mumbo jumbo while she sat, unable to interpret what was happening, how they were deciding her future, her life.
stormy
Her briefcase was clean, as though she had spent the last night meticulously brushing off dust and scrubbing its surface. Her hair, pulled back into a bun, without a single strand loose. It was shiny enough to blind anyone, including the judge. I hoped to use that to my advantage…Looking down at myself, though, I felt rather too casual. Though anyone might, standing next to her…
My brother wants to be a lawyer. He is applying for law schools right now. He did pretty well in undergraduate whereas I had to drop out my freshmen year. I am back now, but he is always holding that above my head that he is on his way and I am still sort of a fuck up. I wish my relationship with him was better. He used to be my best friend. Now I just feel he is condescending.
intelegent. wins. loses. mean. fast thinking. school. rich. evidence. police. court. jury. judge. gaffle. hung. trial. supreme court.
I saw this on someone elses post so thats all I can think about. i wish I had a better lawyer when I got put on probation. Maybe it couldve kept me out of it. The police never read me my fucking rights
I hate the whole idea of lawyers. I cant stand the fact that they are getting paid to lie for someone that they don’t know about, and could win a case against someone and ruin their entire life. Go ahead and fuck everyone else over. I had lawyers and never want to be one. They can go to hell in My opinion.
lawyer
my dads one
hes pretty cool sometimes
but sometimes hes not and then im sad
i know parents arent supposed to be awesome
(ive seen the breakfast club)
but cant he refrain from calling me a whore?
Terrible. They don’t have anything better to do that to protect people materials because society made certain laws. Granted it would be nice to have that protection… but then again…. I’m not materialistic.
brain dead. manipulative. causing problems in society and very controversial. I dont really like lawyers because is doesnt matter whats right or wrong. they are just triyng to defend their client or win the case. i think its pretty stupid. there are good lawyers.
We need to get things straightened out. Separate what lives were once “life,” no plural.
A suit’s the only one who can do it.
If I’m involved…
If I have to figure things out…
Well, if I can do that, I might as well become a lawyer myself.
I like apples and welcome to the world of tomorrow. I’d really rather not force it on him, or anyone else for that matter. Very much! Life is smelly and silver like ether. I worry and that’s all I am programmed to do, but you are the only friend I have. Ever since I was 6 I wanted to be a childrens illustrator and a stripper.
The bills were cheap and the case got dismissed but the bad taste remained in my mouth. He did himself no favors by asking me later that week at the club if I was the guy he got off on the dope charges, and did I want to buy an ounce?
I don’t ever want to be a lawyer. My ex-boyfriend did. Lawyers seem sad and unhappy. If you get a case you don’t believe in, what can you do? What if you need the money? I never want to be a lawyer.
Very funny pictures
Don’t actually know if the person I’m defending is guilty or not but I’m going to defend them and hope that they get away with it. Because to be honest so long as I get paid I don’t really care. I think about being a lawyer because I like to argue but I’m not so sure about it. But so what?
liar. yet smome how good, if one would be defending an inocent person. yet terrible and i cant think of why someone would lie about someones innocence when you KNOW youre defending a guilty person.
its a person who defends or attacks someone in court. commonly seen as evil. we shgould be thankful, and angry that they exist. they are good and bad. they can ruin our lives, or make justice possible.
“You want to be a WHAT when you grow up?”
“A…”
“Speak up!”
“A doctor!”
“No way in hell! You’ll go to law school like the rest of your family.”
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean. . .and what did Shakespeare think about them anyway? It slips my mind which is a good thing I’m not a lawyer. . .none of them can afford to forget about anything, which is what makes them dangerous!
Lawyers are a much maligned group of people. I suppose it can be said that they are paid liars with moral vacuums. This is pretty much true, but they serve a vital purpose in the US justice system, and certainly do not deserve the hate they accrue from the general populous.
I cannot be your lawyer. I cannot be your advocate. Not this time. This time, I don’t believe a word of what you’re saying. You told me you didn’t do it. On the contrary, I believe you did.
the man sat at the table across from his wife, her face said it all. she was unsatisfied with their relationship. she hated him. all the heat and passion, gone. now this. in a firm with two lawyers and divorce. i’m sorry, i still love you…
I don’t understand why you’re so unhappy.
Case closed.
The lawyer just looked at ne his glasses sitting on his nose hair all jelled back with this straight face Eyes dead in mine and just simply says ” your fucked”
Lawyers are douches
They like to take money from people for doing hardly any work, regardless of their amount of debt from schooling.
On the other hand, they do serve a purpose, after all, we do need targets when we practice shooting our guns.
someone who is part of the judicial system
i want to be a laywr one da o i can pretand to be my clients lawyer but really double cross them so and kill them so they cant tell anyone and earn money from the jujge
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
they practise law. they protect both the innocent and the guilty. but i could never be one, because my conscience wouldn’t let me let a murderer get away with what he’s done. i can’t let a criminal go free.
it’s like that question you’re asked… free a guilty person or send an innocent person to jail?
Lawyer, Lawyer, Argue my defense. Defend me with twisted words and nonexistent realities. Twist up this beautiful symphony of violence and turn it into a bitter sweet scene of innocent. Twisting and turning, you’re the master of lies. Why trust you with my life?
someone who administers advice on law to others who need it. They wear wigs. They are usually confident people and clearly intelligent. In another life I would have been a lawyer because its a good job to have and a decently paid profession. I bet they are quite stressed at the end of the day, though.
There was a girl dancing around in her bedroom full of candy. That I wished to have. And she liked to eat all that candy and she had a dog. And she had a chicken that always laid eggs.
People come to lawyers when they are upset and wish to get even with somebody.
Lawyer are people who choose cases. And help and help sue people. And Lawyers also have big hammers and pound on them when they need to get into order.
The old lawyer sat stooped on his chair, thinking about all the time he had wasted in that room. He wrote, he phoned, he daydreamed, he plotted and planned. He left at night and came back early, Saturdays and never really looked out the window. One day he looked up and saw an eagle. He thought how much he envied that eagle and all the eagle had seen. He wanted to be the eagle so badly he decided to retire to the Keys and live in a trailer. He did and lived happily ever after. Is my minute up yet? I wonder when they got so long. I work with lawyers, I’m not really that interested in them. There is no such thing as a regular lawyer, they’re all different. As different from each other as they could be.
lawyers are like mice. they carry breifcases and normallly have no sense of right and wrong. they are similar to spin doctors i that they can spin anything you say or do against you, and twist your words to their benefit.
Very interesting tale
Very interesting tale
evil stupid lying kaniving fool who plays on a system designed to exploit those without money however lawyers can be decent representatives of the downtrodden when circumstances allow, but they are neutral weapons who’s primary use is for evil
she sat in the courtroom, scared. She didnt know what was happening. The judge and the lawyer kept on mouthing their legal mumbo jumbo while she sat, unable to interpret what was happening, how they were deciding her future, her life.
Her briefcase was clean, as though she had spent the last night meticulously brushing off dust and scrubbing its surface. Her hair, pulled back into a bun, without a single strand loose. It was shiny enough to blind anyone, including the judge. I hoped to use that to my advantage…Looking down at myself, though, I felt rather too casual. Though anyone might, standing next to her…