lazy

July 13th, 2009 | 148 Entries

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148 Entries for “lazy”

  1. today i spent the entire day doing nothing and being lazy but honestly, i was kinda bored.

    april
  2. People aren’t always just lazy. Sometimes they’re just overwhelmed by emotion, confusion, regret etc.. Don’t just a lazy book by it’s couch potato cover!

    El
  3. is what I am. I can prove this with many

    Charlie Rose
  4. we just had charlie a lazy dog, if not for some playful fun some food and a walk this dog could have been mistaken for a rug a novel experience for me and the boys, something to play with other than toys.

    Lyndon
  5. Lazy, a perferct word fordescribing my current state. I feel like such a couch potato… Look everybody, look who’s here again: there are two kinds of peple: those who know and those who doesn’t.

    Edna Paulet
  6. someone who sits around all day and only eats their ass off and plays video games. usually a lazy person has no jobs, social life, or any knowledge of the outside world. lazy people often rely on parents for support.

    hebrew hammer
  7. Lazy is the only word that no one would apply to me but that I would apply to myself. Generally speaking i’m not lazy, in fact laziness is one of the qualities i despise. Laziness is the unwillingness to do anything, and in doing nothing, you are actually doing something…you are harming others you should be helping. If you do nothing you cannot help those who need it, and since your not helping them you are hurting them. This is why I hate laziness. The reason I consider myself lazy is because there is so much I could do that often I don’t think of…yet I am not a couch potatoe…I do tend to do a lot of work, thus, I am lazy, and I am not.

    Mitch
  8. I’m so lazy that the first time I clicked “go,” I was all, “Never mind.” Then I had a nap and a sandwich. Then I played WoW for three or four days. Then I remembered I was supposed to do this and I almost didn’t because it was a new word today. TRUE STORY.

    adrienne
  9. I’m too lazy for this. Or maybe I’m just tired. Tired of trying. tired of living.

    I’m really lazy now. Too lazy to get up. Too lazy to stop the blood running from my wrist.

    Too lazy to finish the note lying next to me. I’m too lazy. Or maybe I’m just tired. I think I’ll close my eyes now…

    Katie
  10. There he lays bottle in his hand and gut on his lap and he is happy, oh yes he is happy, but who isn’t? The woman who married the star athlete from highschool.

    Sarah Montgomery
  11. i am nothing but a sloth upon his branch, his nightly watch in which nothing will be done but all shall be observed. that numbing feeling in your heart that sting in your eyes is the longing to do something anything but die here like an orphan of your own passion.

    sydney
  12. wow. too lazy to even write anything.

    alisa haller
  13. “You’re so lazy!” Bert screamed at the cat that was laying in the sun.
    “Yes, I am. I’m a cat,” the cat replied.
    Bert was so shocked he fainted.
    “Humans,” huffed the cat, and moved into a more comfortable position in the sun. “The never expect the unexpected.”

    Tracy Seeger
  14. i have felt rather lazy today. but i’ve been sick. so it’s ok. lazy summer days have the potential to be so amazing…sunny, warm, lazy and beautiful. how i long for those days.

    Becca
  15. lazyness is the only fact to ignore by all. thank you.

    info@google.com
  16. it was a gorgeous, lazy day – the quintesential lazy Sunday – and she was soaking up the sun.

    Robin
  17. I lazily sat there and looked at her, lovingly. hopefully she will someday realize grow up to be just like her mother. i miss her. but hopefully, she will be able to embody the characteristics of who her mother was and allow her name to go on forever. i love you both.

    winlove
  18. His mother always complained he was so lazy. After all, his school marks were atrocious, and his teachers too wrote on his report cards that he was a slow learner, without much motivation. So one day, Albert woke up to his world, and thought “What can I do?” He was so pissed off. He jumped offa bridge and killed himself.

    Andrew
  19. My eyes flit open and I realize it’s morning. Thinking a dozen different thoughts of warm and cold color. Brain-racing back flips out of my bed and into last night’s pants. It’s good to be home.

    Peter Soto
  20. Lazy, my ass. I’m hyper as all fuck. I want to see you so badly, I want to see your face, hear your laugh, listen to you talk. I want to sing to you. A choir of one voice… I want to bring you back and tell you how much I need you, how much you’ll always mean to me. I need to see you, I need to tell… But I’m stuck between people where I won’t be missed, I’m stuck, I’m stuck where I won’t be saved.

    The Founder
  21. Anthony was the laziest guy in the world, so one day he decided that he was going to invent a machine that would make all the work for him, but then he realized that he was too lazy to do it, so he layed down on his bed

    Isidro Ponce
  22. “Get your lazy ass off my sofa,” she yelled, finally fed up. She hit him on the forehead with a rolled up newspaper, as though he were a cartoon dog barking up her proverbial tree. “Get your lazy ass of of my life.”

    “Woman,’ he drawled, filled with false confidence. “What do you think you gonna do without me?”

    Chimmie U.
  23. I am….this…only after a draining day on the Lake with friends and family….lazy is not so bad when time is well spent and giving Love is what drains you of your energy….

    Royally Chic
  24. Being lazy is divine. Laziness has gotten us where we are today. Only apathy and laziness can provide the world with such luxuries as remotes for car stereos.

    Dave Axe
  25. I lay lazily on my bed, listening to the music, the only thing that can calm me down or make me feel at peace. Ugh, I should be making some food or doing some work, but laziness conquers the desire to do anything. Every single time. I hate it, but it feels so damn relaxing.

    Annie
  26. she’s lazy with those she meets, making them introduce themselves, allowing them into her circle of self. she’s lazy with those who fall in love with her, finding it far too difficult to put forth the effort to love back. she’s lazy with exercise…why walk down the street to the gym when you can do isometrics?

    she’s lazy when it comes to moving on, making you be the one to break it off, break it up. that way, she’s never to blame… she figures if you have to have a sin, sloth is a good one… and if someone tells her differently, she’s too lazy to listen.

    quin browne
  27. I’m too pissed off to write this fucking thing totoday. Sometimes life is just so fucking difficult I can’;t put two words together – but heh, here I managed at least ten.

    Karin
  28. is what they called me when I told them I’d lost my job; well, I said “quit,” but they could tell I wanted it back. That wasn’t going to happen… the boss just thought i was a retard, a shmuck, a stupid kid who couldn’t get his head out of the clouds long enough to actually accomplish anything… well, maybe he’s right. Maybe i am just a lazy bastard.

    Ethan
  29. i could write something but that would take too many keystrokes.

    aaron
  30. You are the laziest person I have ever met. You won’t even lift your head to look me in the face. Listen to the way you breathe–I can’t even hear you inhale. You are so shiftless you don’t exhale, either, you just lie around all day, decomposing where you dropped. At least sweep up your face–it’s crumbled all over the carpet.

    Brian Slusher
  31. Lazines is a product of not knowing what to do or how to do it. As a result people rgularly opt out entirely working for nothing, not aspiring to be anything, dreaming without achieving. Laziness can be rest and everyone experiences it at some point in their lives.

    Not so
  32. Lazy days in summer, drives away the heat and recharges the mind, body and soul. Sleep in a hammock and swing yourself to sleep.

    Cathy
  33. i like being lazy as it allows me to store all my energy in my skin in the form of fat. it keeps me warm in the winter like a baby seal. oh yes. being lazy is not just about sitting around on your arse all day its about you lacked of interest in helping others. your lack of motivation. lazy bastard.

    bleh
  34. dog sleeping on couch
    cat on bed
    fingers on keyboard
    I’d be better off dead
    call me silly
    call my crazy
    but when it comes to writing
    don’t call me lazy

    carolyn
  35. Laziness breeds laziness. Doing nothing is very tiring. You spend a day doing nothing and are completely shattered so therefore feel unable to do anything and the cycle continues until you are forced to break it with something real and necessary…

    Tori
  36. ich liege im bett. noch immer. wo sollte ich inzwischen sein. auf dem weg. kenne das ziel. will hin, oder auch nicht. wer sagt es mir. was soll es bringen.

    jstadler
  37. there once was a man who was lazy
    considering labor as crazy
    when asked about work
    called the person a jerk
    and went for a film by scorcese

    P Smith
  38. its not always bad to be lazy. men have been lazy at times. work while you work and stay lazy to cool you off. refresh your systems be staying lazy. once you are refreshed you can rock.

    jayaraj
  39. Lazy. My cat is lazy, always sleeping, doing nothing but pooping, sleeping and eating. It’s annoying really. I’m not sure why I’m writing.

    Ika
  40. i am very lazy it is caused due to not doin anything durin the day i hate doin anythin lazy people are very boring since they dont do anything

    allwyn