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January 15th, 2010 | 478 Entries

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478 Entries for “major”

  1. there is a major rain storm going on right now. It has been pouring pretty much all day long. I do not think that it is ever going to stop. I would give anything for a sun break at this point

    sticamac
  2. The majority is always wrong. Are you a mage, or are you a plebian? You’ve made your bed, now fuck in it.

    Ben Hearandgone
  3. remember mom and dad spelled backwards are still mom and dad but boss spelled backwards is double s.o.b.

    a false terl
  4. I majored in economics. Don’t ask me what that means because I really don’t know. Oh okay. You got me, this is all a lie. I haven’t even entered college. I like cats though. When I get my own apartment i am getting 5 cats named Harry potter, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Dumbledore, and Hermione Granger.

    San!
  5. all our dreams are major than anything in this world

    esmee
  6. im stuck onto the ground with nothing else to see i have nothing more to do and i live to see if any change has come my way i wake every morning to look at the sun it has much to be done its a mojor thing for me to know that i am alive with more energy than the day before i only wish to save the things i missed for tomorrow.

    a
  7. The major intersection in town was braught to a stand still. It wa the big festival and everyone crouded into the intersection to see what was going to happen.

    Flyder
  8. love, friendship, sharing, dreaming, laughing, smiling, jumping, running, sleeping, eating, sex, drugs, dancing, singing, loving

    joy
  9. a major change is on the horizon. blow my away, captain. don’t think of blinking, because it’s a major sin. be nice and pleasant to your kin! I know long days span for days, but look at the bright side: you’re going far, kid. Be kind, don’t think, simply…

    Anonymous
  10. I major in a certain degree. I actually dont really do that because i dont go to college… hence the bad grammer, my bad. lol, im laughing. ummm…. in music there are also major and minor keys. major keys personally arent my favorite, well, i guess they are, they’re still very pretty, but they sound more good and happy and upbeat. thats good usually i guess, just minor sounds a bit more intense and intersting. again, personal preference.

    coconut
  11. i dont know what i want to major in!

    Anonymous
  12. a major sat contemplating his pawns. Which ones were worth sacrificing? Perhaps it was worth sacrificing a bishop? It was a major pain being a major some days.

    Reg
  13. something so hard to choose. two years basically down the drain, trying to decide on a title to slap on a 15,000 dollar piece of paper. science or history or english or zoology or biology or what?

    kid
  14. Major. Ursa and the Major, hmmmmm. Gosh my eye’s are burning so much, that green bar sure seems too fast. I can’t stand this. My heart is beating out of my chest, I don’t have enough time. I’m terrified. I’m done.

    Sophie
  15. WE all have major issues in our life, and yet how can one truly decide what is a major issue and what isn’t. What seems like a major problem in the life of that of a city man, might seem like some insignificant and of no value at all to a country man. Yet we all dwell around these things, and make it so any little thing becomes a major issue.

    l
  16. it was major. the news. major f’ing news. i sat with wide eyes and a slack jaw. i knew i looked stupid. i knew i should be super duper excited. giddy even. and yet, i wasn’t and i’m not a good liar. little did i know my response would cause such drama. major news.

    HeidiTown
  17. woody, headache, major payne, like the joke on himym, problems, tv radio pro all the important ones, this majorly blows.

    juan
  18. My major in college was psychology and economics. I majored in both due to the fact that I was planning to take a year off of school before returning to grad school. Well that year has morphed to two but that is besides the point. So I was planning to work in economics but after taking the classes and working at Mount Saint Vincent I decided to just work in psychology.

    Kevin
  19. She started freaking out. What was she going to tell her parents? He laughed next to her.
    “Something wrong?” He said smiling.
    She tried to laugh it off. “Yeah I’m fine” She squirmed in her seat. What was she going to do?

    Ellie
  20. The major chord, perhaps? C major being the easiest.

    Or a major general?

    A major road. The major point. From minor to major…

    which makes me think of Adrian Mole

    Hobbes
  21. It is a major achievemnet for me to have come to UK

    John
  22. i had no idea what to say when i saw the question “What is your Major?” I didn’t know. i started paniking. would they take points off if i didn’t know? would it really matter for the PSATs?

    Anonymous
  23. Big
    Important
    Worth something

    Fag
  24. I don’t know what to major in. I can’t decide what I want to do in college to symbolize what I want to do with the rest of my life. I don’t know what to focus on in these next four years. I don’t know. I’m good at so many things. I’m great at not too many. And the things that I am great at won’t make a good career. I know I want to change the world, but I’m not sure how I’m going to get there.

    Nikki
  25. I got a major in psycology! Major LOL!!! The majority of the students… Jorma… Jamor… I give up.

    Ethan
  26. there is a major scale and a minor scale the major sounds happier and the minor sounds sad. usually the majors have sharps and the minors have flats. yea…. major is also a last name. major is a dude in the military.

    rebecca
  27. People tend to place too much emphasis on things that are really insignificant when compared with the grand scope of things. Why do we place so much importance on things that really don’t matter? Because we can and it is what we have been taught to do. Poop is an excellent word because it is funny and it still spells poop if you spell it backwards.

    B-rock
  28. What are the most major parts of our lives? We have to go to school for years, and after that we work for years. So…what are the major parts? Every summer? Or is it When we are old and decrepit. When?

    amanda
  29. Major nelson, when did you get here. Oh i don’t know jeanie i think i mist have flown in on my plane, since you obviously didn’t zap me here. And what’s this? I find you in bed with my best friend and trusted co-piolet, Jack bower? Jack how could you? You knew how much she meant to me.

    Joesph Kerr
  30. What do I write? What do I say? It’s a MAJOR freaking dilemma! But look… I did it… I scored in a MAJOR way!

    onename
  31. I want to be a drum major. The auditions are soon, and then they’ll pick 2 drum majors. The only rpoblem is that 2 of my close friends are auditioning as well. What if 2 of us get it and the 3rd doesnt? that doesnt seem quite fair…

    Anonymous
  32. A major problem? A major love. true love. major, OMG! ZAC E RULES!!!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT TOTAL MAJOR CRUSH THAT WHORE HAD LAST YEAR?

    Joanne D
  33. Major. What i can’t decide on in my future. So many choice what do i do. I’m so confused. What is God plan for my life?? I wish i knew what to do.

    Lauren Zee
  34. Major, oh this has been ruined majorly. I can’t think. Major, major. All I can think of is how interesting it is that while only thinking of major I can subconciously press all these keys and use correct my punctuation. The amount of subconcious thinking going into this is amazing!

    Rhyan
  35. PAYNE, MILITARY, THE TWO TOGETHER, THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD :]

    KERRY
  36. I hate my major.

    Darko
  37. when it said don’t think just write i had to put on Gong by Sigur ros and now i am too distracted by that to think of anything else. the word doesn’t mean much to me it makes me think of important things but and important events and i am certain there are many. but right now i am just amazed with this pretty music.

    garden flower
  38. it is the opposite of minor and can other mean “something of importance or big in stature”. Also a rank in the army.

    makmak
  39. captain, sergeant

    maus
  40. He was a major in the army, a major pain in the ass. In college he had majored in geography, with a minor in Russian.

    How could they get rid of him? They just wanted to smoke one with no trouble. But the major was ever present. They cou

    Pammy