Muffins. Often thought of as ugly cupcakes, they really are a truly delightful way to start the morning off right. I prefer blueberry muffins with sugar on top, but I also enjoy a hot chocolate chip muffin every so often as a delicious treat. Muffins are under-appreciated.
Liza
i ate it once the box was open. I picked it up and i held it in my hand. I could smell it from that little distance. I felt the money jingling in my pocket, okaying me to take the first bite.
nicole
muffins are great however a lot more fattening than you would first imagine. i once had a muffin at a high street coffee chain that had more calories than an average meal. they
Dale A Jones
Muffins remind me of childhood. SO good. High in calories, but so good. bad muffins. Little fat girl cant have them. NO muffins.
Megan
I like muffins a lot. Just the smell of a freshly baked muffin makes memories flood back from my childhood. The images of my mother baking them as I ran around the kitchen anxiously waiting for them to finish. I’d do anything to go back…
Daniel Nguyen
i love muffin and i usually bake muffins in the weekend. then i give them to my family and the love them so much. soon, people approach me to sell my muffins but i decide against it. but the aroma of my muffins always make it irresistable.
kate
a muffin can show much about someone. the way they eat it, which one they choose, why they are eating, who they wish to eat it with… if you just stop and think you can find out who people are by the small things. just stop. just watch.
sinead
The muffin crumbled in his hand as he trembled listening to her talk. She just kept talking and he hadn’t a clue when it would finish. All he wanted to do was run home and be with himself and his thoughts. It hurt too much to listen to her any longer.
Lindsey Fast
Muffins are good. Honestly, i love muffins..they’re tasty. My mom makes awesome muffins. I like chocolate muffins the best. Even butterscotch isn’t that bad actually.
keith
I sat and played with the frayed yarns at the end of the tablecloth. My mom was busy washing dishes, and the longer I waited to tell her, the less appetizing the muffin sitting before me became.
“Uh…mom?” I stuttered. “I have to tell you something…”
June
Giant, squashy, yummy. The crumbly mixture crunches in my mouth begging for a cup of coffee to chase it down. The steam from both contrasts with the cool air of the day. Nothing to get your day going like these two things.
Madalyn Miller
Ich bin in der Welt der Mode zuhause, das sieht man doch! Wenn ich mich ablenken will und abschalten vom stressigen Alltag eines Streetmodells, dann backe ich Muffins. Gerne mit Erdnussbutter. Ja, auf meine schlanke Linie muss ich achten, aber Selbstdisziplin ist mein zweiter Vorname.
Tina Tornado
I used to have a muffin in the late of last summer. We were in love and we were loves slave. We spent so much time together until finally one day I got so hungry that she had to die. Unfortunately she was stale.
Mark Landauer
I let go. I just, relaxed my hands and began to fall. Surprising how easy it was once I had begun. The muffin sat on the table where I’d left it, my drink beside it.
I watched the floor come toward me, this certain spot where I’d gouged it with my chair getting larger and larger.
neeks
“I wanna be stuffin’ Martha’s muffin!” Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper song from the ’80’s about the MTV VJ Martha Something. Always cracked me up. What a strange euphemism for a vagina.
Leslie Cook
I love the starbucks skinny peach and raspberry muffins, they are actually the most awesome thing that you could ever put into your mouth. The first time I got one was with my ex boyfriend, who spent too much time bringing me to drink coffee and eating muffins, and then left me because I was getting fat.
EmlehAppleh
I baked a bunch of muffins today, set them down on the kitchen counter and let them cool off. My roommate came home, drunk at 2am with his friends. They ate them all.
Roger Mayer
The muffin was baked by the granny who loved. She waited for grandchildren to come after school. She waited that day with all of her might, only to learn that they would not come.
Liluta
muffins are so good and delectable and this reminds me of soccer tournaments where mara and i would get muffins and devour them and those were the good times, i miss them, it was so much easier back them even if it didn’t seem like it.
Mikaila
muffin top = squishy tummy + tight waistband (I can’t think of anything else related to muffins now…)
jaguarish
oh my I think now I’m hungry. I like blue berry muffins. I do not like bran muffins. I think of kittens as muffins because muffin sounds like a snuggly word. I reall want a blueberry muffin right this minute. what do you think
Nancy*
wow its is nice to eat, comes in various flavours, i like the chocolate best, bakery item, soft and spongy, sweet, less sugar, healthy, carbohydrate,
Vipin
i like muffins muffins are so good i love blueberry mufins and banana nut muffins they’re so good mmmm. but you know what waffels are good too, but i guess that’d be straying away from the topi “muffin” but yea i like muffins i dont eally like the cohocolate ones bea
hassan
Muffins are way better than cupcakes.
Those sugar coated, vain little hussies! How could they ever even begin to pretend that they are better than the mighty muffin! Muffins are so amazing they need no sparkly appearance to draw you in, it’s all them; all the time.
Heather
i love muffins. i am a vegetarian so i make my own non-dairy versions all the time. i enjoy blueberry, mixed berry, strawberry cheesecake, and banana nut the most. blueberries are super healthy for you so i make those ones the most.
P.S. the key to making a good vegan muffin is moisture as a binder, since there are no eggs :0
fish muffin
smoke muffin
fire muffin
cartoon muffin
imaginary muffin
pumpernickel muffin
bannana muffin
Sammy Ciaramitaro
I like my muffins warm and filled with chocolate. Fresh muffins baked from oven. Hmm. I would like to make muffins again soon. The last time I made muffins was 6 years ago – for my home economics examination!
Olivia Griselda
sweet chocolat cloud of pleasure.
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muffins are delicious! little and fluffy they fill yer tummy when you are hungry. they come in all kinds oi could flavours that are so delish. i could eat them every day om nom yummo!
nakie
She picked it up out of the basket. She held it up close to her nose, and inhaled deeply. It smelt like… well, what did it smell like? Memories. Nostalgia. The past. It’s hard to put into words, what a muffin smells like. But all she knew was that it would taste good. OMNOMNOMNOM. :)
Bronte
Muffins are really good. Especially the poppyseed kinds. You can’t take a drug test after eating one of those. Don’t ask me why. I’ve never had the urge to eat a poppyseed muffin before a drug test. Although I guess you could walk into a drug test unawares. What are the statistics for those conditions? What is the chance that you will at a poppyseed muffin within a week of a random drug test?
matt
I hate the muffin tops that bulge over my jeans, Are my jeans too tight or did I suddenly start eating too many muffins. How do the tops of muffins know to go exactly to that place?
marina C
biscuit
Susie
I like muffins but I can never understand why a woman’s privates are considered a muffin. Maybe that’s the asexual in me coming out.
Sarah
I’m not bluffin with my muffin. That was the best thing I could think of to say to the first lesbian i ran into in over three months. Pressure? A little. It kind of sucks when you want to get laid and your pickup lines suck. Not that Gaga isn’t hot and awesome. She is. Just not the best pickup line.
Kara
I would kill for some decent food right about now.
r.a.
brittle yet soft. So many flavours to choose from. Bouncy and fluffy.
ali
muffins are pretty good. i like banana nut ones. tonight i had a banana dipped in a chocolate fountain. it wasnt very good. i had it at allisons house after my penny queen dance. it was the worst after party ive ever been to. really boring and i looked like a whore. i wish they would have had muffins there
claire
muffins are pretty good. i like banana nut ones. tonight i had a banana dipped in a chocolate fountain. it wasnt very good. i had it at allisons house after my penny queen dance. it was the worst after party ive ever been to. really boring and i looked like a whore. i wish they would have had muffins there
Muffins. Often thought of as ugly cupcakes, they really are a truly delightful way to start the morning off right. I prefer blueberry muffins with sugar on top, but I also enjoy a hot chocolate chip muffin every so often as a delicious treat. Muffins are under-appreciated.
i ate it once the box was open. I picked it up and i held it in my hand. I could smell it from that little distance. I felt the money jingling in my pocket, okaying me to take the first bite.
muffins are great however a lot more fattening than you would first imagine. i once had a muffin at a high street coffee chain that had more calories than an average meal. they
Muffins remind me of childhood. SO good. High in calories, but so good. bad muffins. Little fat girl cant have them. NO muffins.
I like muffins a lot. Just the smell of a freshly baked muffin makes memories flood back from my childhood. The images of my mother baking them as I ran around the kitchen anxiously waiting for them to finish. I’d do anything to go back…
i love muffin and i usually bake muffins in the weekend. then i give them to my family and the love them so much. soon, people approach me to sell my muffins but i decide against it. but the aroma of my muffins always make it irresistable.
a muffin can show much about someone. the way they eat it, which one they choose, why they are eating, who they wish to eat it with… if you just stop and think you can find out who people are by the small things. just stop. just watch.
The muffin crumbled in his hand as he trembled listening to her talk. She just kept talking and he hadn’t a clue when it would finish. All he wanted to do was run home and be with himself and his thoughts. It hurt too much to listen to her any longer.
Muffins are good. Honestly, i love muffins..they’re tasty. My mom makes awesome muffins. I like chocolate muffins the best. Even butterscotch isn’t that bad actually.
I sat and played with the frayed yarns at the end of the tablecloth. My mom was busy washing dishes, and the longer I waited to tell her, the less appetizing the muffin sitting before me became.
“Uh…mom?” I stuttered. “I have to tell you something…”
Giant, squashy, yummy. The crumbly mixture crunches in my mouth begging for a cup of coffee to chase it down. The steam from both contrasts with the cool air of the day. Nothing to get your day going like these two things.
Ich bin in der Welt der Mode zuhause, das sieht man doch! Wenn ich mich ablenken will und abschalten vom stressigen Alltag eines Streetmodells, dann backe ich Muffins. Gerne mit Erdnussbutter. Ja, auf meine schlanke Linie muss ich achten, aber Selbstdisziplin ist mein zweiter Vorname.
I used to have a muffin in the late of last summer. We were in love and we were loves slave. We spent so much time together until finally one day I got so hungry that she had to die. Unfortunately she was stale.
I let go. I just, relaxed my hands and began to fall. Surprising how easy it was once I had begun. The muffin sat on the table where I’d left it, my drink beside it.
I watched the floor come toward me, this certain spot where I’d gouged it with my chair getting larger and larger.
“I wanna be stuffin’ Martha’s muffin!” Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper song from the ’80’s about the MTV VJ Martha Something. Always cracked me up. What a strange euphemism for a vagina.
I love the starbucks skinny peach and raspberry muffins, they are actually the most awesome thing that you could ever put into your mouth. The first time I got one was with my ex boyfriend, who spent too much time bringing me to drink coffee and eating muffins, and then left me because I was getting fat.
I baked a bunch of muffins today, set them down on the kitchen counter and let them cool off. My roommate came home, drunk at 2am with his friends. They ate them all.
The muffin was baked by the granny who loved. She waited for grandchildren to come after school. She waited that day with all of her might, only to learn that they would not come.
muffins are so good and delectable and this reminds me of soccer tournaments where mara and i would get muffins and devour them and those were the good times, i miss them, it was so much easier back them even if it didn’t seem like it.
muffin top = squishy tummy + tight waistband (I can’t think of anything else related to muffins now…)
oh my I think now I’m hungry. I like blue berry muffins. I do not like bran muffins. I think of kittens as muffins because muffin sounds like a snuggly word. I reall want a blueberry muffin right this minute. what do you think
wow its is nice to eat, comes in various flavours, i like the chocolate best, bakery item, soft and spongy, sweet, less sugar, healthy, carbohydrate,
i like muffins muffins are so good i love blueberry mufins and banana nut muffins they’re so good mmmm. but you know what waffels are good too, but i guess that’d be straying away from the topi “muffin” but yea i like muffins i dont eally like the cohocolate ones bea
Muffins are way better than cupcakes.
Those sugar coated, vain little hussies! How could they ever even begin to pretend that they are better than the mighty muffin! Muffins are so amazing they need no sparkly appearance to draw you in, it’s all them; all the time.
i love muffins. i am a vegetarian so i make my own non-dairy versions all the time. i enjoy blueberry, mixed berry, strawberry cheesecake, and banana nut the most. blueberries are super healthy for you so i make those ones the most.
P.S. the key to making a good vegan muffin is moisture as a binder, since there are no eggs :0
sweet, soft, mellow. Delicious, fats.
kindly delicates
fish muffin
smoke muffin
fire muffin
cartoon muffin
imaginary muffin
pumpernickel muffin
bannana muffin
I like my muffins warm and filled with chocolate. Fresh muffins baked from oven. Hmm. I would like to make muffins again soon. The last time I made muffins was 6 years ago – for my home economics examination!
sweet chocolat cloud of pleasure.
muffins are delicious! little and fluffy they fill yer tummy when you are hungry. they come in all kinds oi could flavours that are so delish. i could eat them every day om nom yummo!
She picked it up out of the basket. She held it up close to her nose, and inhaled deeply. It smelt like… well, what did it smell like? Memories. Nostalgia. The past. It’s hard to put into words, what a muffin smells like. But all she knew was that it would taste good. OMNOMNOMNOM. :)
Muffins are really good. Especially the poppyseed kinds. You can’t take a drug test after eating one of those. Don’t ask me why. I’ve never had the urge to eat a poppyseed muffin before a drug test. Although I guess you could walk into a drug test unawares. What are the statistics for those conditions? What is the chance that you will at a poppyseed muffin within a week of a random drug test?
I hate the muffin tops that bulge over my jeans, Are my jeans too tight or did I suddenly start eating too many muffins. How do the tops of muffins know to go exactly to that place?
biscuit
I like muffins but I can never understand why a woman’s privates are considered a muffin. Maybe that’s the asexual in me coming out.
I’m not bluffin with my muffin. That was the best thing I could think of to say to the first lesbian i ran into in over three months. Pressure? A little. It kind of sucks when you want to get laid and your pickup lines suck. Not that Gaga isn’t hot and awesome. She is. Just not the best pickup line.
I would kill for some decent food right about now.
brittle yet soft. So many flavours to choose from. Bouncy and fluffy.
muffins are pretty good. i like banana nut ones. tonight i had a banana dipped in a chocolate fountain. it wasnt very good. i had it at allisons house after my penny queen dance. it was the worst after party ive ever been to. really boring and i looked like a whore. i wish they would have had muffins there
muffins are pretty good. i like banana nut ones. tonight i had a banana dipped in a chocolate fountain. it wasnt very good. i had it at allisons house after my penny queen dance. it was the worst after party ive ever been to. really boring and i looked like a whore. i wish they would have had muffins there