delicious blueberry muffins. Turbino sugar dusted on the top. Luscious smells. Moist, warm memories etch into my soul
C.J.
She bit into the muffin and the crumbs fell down the front of her. There was a lump in her throat and the muffin would go no further. Gagging, she threw the rest of it in the garbage and threw up in the sink.
Grace
Mother was letting herself go. I glanced quickly at the muffin-top above her waistband. I felt bad for her. She’d once had an amazing figure. Her hair was also graying. I couldn’t stand to look at this totally changed woman. The woman that used to be my mother.
Justice
she always had muf-
fin crumbs
framing her lips,
and scarlet rouge
across her fore-
head.
her eyes held
whisper words
and secret
secrets.
no one ever knew her name.
mercy waters
they are extremely delicious and yummy.
Nicole
i love you so much my lovely what ican do when am far from you i love u so much so much
hani
“You look excited.”
“I just found out that the drink holder in my car also holds muffins.”
“…This is why we’re not popular.”
“…Yeah. I know.”
Anna
Crumbles in my mouth, down my shirt. I look like I’m five again, and no mother to wipe me clean. There it goes, down the cleavage. There’ll be a boogie to follow, and I’ll pretend that I’m just dancing and working out, rather than trying to shake it loose. Who put the blueberries in there anyway?
LH
blueberry muffins, do you know the muffin man, muffin tops, unnattractive, ugg boots, what the fuck? chocolate chip muffins, not as good as tator tots, unless the tator tots are soggy and cold and the muffin is warm. milk would go well with a muffin. coffee too. i want a muffin now. it’s like a breakfast cupcake. muffins: cupcakes is like crackers:cookies.
christina
a warm pastry yummy food that you eat for breakfeast. Muffin heads are the best part especially if they are chocolate chip. YUM! :)
Brittany
I try to hide my muffin top but my jeans are not forgiving. What situation to be in where you don’t want surgery but are saddled with flabby skin that won’t contract. I’m sure I would be a size smaller if I didn;t have this.
genevieve
Her muffin was always bigger than mine, more sides, more icing, lasted longer, tasted better. How could that be? Now that I am older I realize it’s the passion she felt for it and the way she demonstrated it’s goodness-big sisters make everything look better.
Dreama
The muffin sat a atop the mountain of books inside his room. There was clutter. Clutter everywhere. It was nowhere to be seen. Objects were thrown all around in a sudden frantic motion. Now where were his keys?
Lindsey Fast
The utter dubiousness of the muffin that sat before me was accentuated by the color of the chips that dotted it. They were green. That, coupled with the fact that the muffin was pyramidal in shape, albeit upside-down, gave me the feeling that if I ate it, the world would collapse in upon itself.
Joel
“i’m bluffin’ with my muffin” sang quietly in the background. what does that even mean? are you working together to fool the world? or are you simply just fooling him? either way, don’t lie when it comes to love. don’t tease. don’t trick. don’t bluff with your muffin.
foxx
Muffin muffin do you know the muffin man who lives in drury lane–all my life I’ve thought it was dreary, that lane, and the man with his fragrant muffins that steamed through the linen napkin covering each basket–blueberry and strawberry and corn and buttery cream clotting the air the scent of those muffins–muffin mcguffin puffin–do you know the dreary lane, the muffin man, the muffins that somebody baked for nobody in particular?
pamela johnson parker
muffin is something wonderfull, simply amazing, it
Ludipe
I was eating a muffin when I saw
it
black and mysterious
crawling
creeping
encroaching
then I pictured myself
in that light
and I was
no longer afraid of its
legs
eyes
web
creation of nature
white and intricate
inherent art.
I wonder if spiders know that I admire them.
s rizzo
It was a mistake. I knew it when I made it, but things were different then. I needed a job and I couldn’t wait. That’s why I’m spending a Sunday morning freezing my butt off in a nasty foxhole instead of sitting in my mom’s cozy kitchen eating muffins and drinking coffee.
Doug McIntire
do you know the muffin man?
the muffin man, the one who lives of drury lane?
Carly
cute crisp warm and crunchy, soft in the middle, my dearest one, my cutie pie, grey and green with a bright yellow beginning. comfort and warmth, loving mother’s embrace. Effort to make her children safe. to keep them home.To care.
Erica
When I was at the lakefront with my boyfriend, at the time, I saw some girl with a muffin. I was so nervous around the guy that all I could say was, “Can we go get muffins?” and “We should get muffins.” I think he thought I was referring to sex. Yeah.
mary
tia sahs da und starte diesen gro
Tina
I sipped my black mug of coffee as I tore of a piece of the over priced blueberry muffin. I flipped the page of the newspaper and slouched in my iron chair. I shivered as the salty ocean breeze whipped my dried hair around.
Katherine Miller
Does the muffin man’s wife have muffin tops?
Jag
Ah, muffins. The ugly cupcake. The one who looks up to others with envy, and tries to disguise it with its raisins, berries, or anything else that is decided to go into it. It wishes to be like the cupcake, but alas, it is destined to not.
Micco
mmmm breakfast. hungry. a pet name, adoration? a host of flavors. desire. perkins with the family, good times.
Brianna
muffin, I love the tops of muffins not so much the bottoms, or it could be like I love you muffin, that reaks of cornyness but you know the people who use that are in love
lonly heart
Ragamuffin, climbing up the side of the sky scraper. Legs flailing, change falling out of his pockets, raining down on the jaded populace, waiting for a window to be open to shimmy on in. He’s only begun to begin.
Craig
Bran or bust!
bork
muffin top sits astride the waistband of my favorite jeans reminding me of what i once was inside the dark denim container and what i could be if i dont eat any more choc chips
Muffins on the counter. Blueberry. THe one on the end has a bite taken out of it, and is spilling steaming crumbs onto the countertop. I don’t want to eat it. I don’t want to. I saw what happened the last time. She’s on the floor, gasping and blue.
Pip Pipperton
Muffins are really yummy. I like muffins. But they’re scary when they become zombie muffins and eat your head off. I also know the muffin man. He’s pretty awesome. he made me a giant muffin one time,it was yummy.
Dhemi DeTorres
A muffin is a miniature cake and delightful to eat. A blueberry muffin is probably my favorite but there are so many different kinds, I love them all! Eat a muffin today!
Michele
I’m sick of delivering bread and muffins. It wasn’t even supposed to be my job, it fell into me like so many problems of life. Why am I doing this? Why am I trying so hard to please my dead father, it won’t bring him back, it just causes more stress and pain. I’m sorry.
Anonymous
I love muffins cause they’re soft and cute. People say they’re ugly cupcakes but I disagree because cupcakes are too sugary and muffins are deliciously yummy with fruits or chocolate and they’re just super yummy. Cupcakes should be jealous.
Oogi-chan
i had muffins last night. They were delicious. I wonder how many people who actually likes muffins in the world? Is it possible to not like muffins? I don’t usually eat a lot of muffins, but I enjoy the occasional one. Every once in a while you know. They’re delicious.
julie
muffed in. best to be eaten as a snack. sewwt and baked. awesome piece of bread. With choco chip it is more delicious. and the truffle muffin is more tastier than the other ones. Two f’s in muffin.
Vishal
that wonderful juicy flaky so warm and delicious to warm my belly with smells of home love and happiness mmmmm.
delicious blueberry muffins. Turbino sugar dusted on the top. Luscious smells. Moist, warm memories etch into my soul
She bit into the muffin and the crumbs fell down the front of her. There was a lump in her throat and the muffin would go no further. Gagging, she threw the rest of it in the garbage and threw up in the sink.
Mother was letting herself go. I glanced quickly at the muffin-top above her waistband. I felt bad for her. She’d once had an amazing figure. Her hair was also graying. I couldn’t stand to look at this totally changed woman. The woman that used to be my mother.
she always had muf-
fin crumbs
framing her lips,
and scarlet rouge
across her fore-
head.
her eyes held
whisper words
and secret
secrets.
no one ever knew her name.
they are extremely delicious and yummy.
i love you so much my lovely what ican do when am far from you i love u so much so much
“You look excited.”
“I just found out that the drink holder in my car also holds muffins.”
“…This is why we’re not popular.”
“…Yeah. I know.”
Crumbles in my mouth, down my shirt. I look like I’m five again, and no mother to wipe me clean. There it goes, down the cleavage. There’ll be a boogie to follow, and I’ll pretend that I’m just dancing and working out, rather than trying to shake it loose. Who put the blueberries in there anyway?
blueberry muffins, do you know the muffin man, muffin tops, unnattractive, ugg boots, what the fuck? chocolate chip muffins, not as good as tator tots, unless the tator tots are soggy and cold and the muffin is warm. milk would go well with a muffin. coffee too. i want a muffin now. it’s like a breakfast cupcake. muffins: cupcakes is like crackers:cookies.
a warm pastry yummy food that you eat for breakfeast. Muffin heads are the best part especially if they are chocolate chip. YUM! :)
I try to hide my muffin top but my jeans are not forgiving. What situation to be in where you don’t want surgery but are saddled with flabby skin that won’t contract. I’m sure I would be a size smaller if I didn;t have this.
Her muffin was always bigger than mine, more sides, more icing, lasted longer, tasted better. How could that be? Now that I am older I realize it’s the passion she felt for it and the way she demonstrated it’s goodness-big sisters make everything look better.
The muffin sat a atop the mountain of books inside his room. There was clutter. Clutter everywhere. It was nowhere to be seen. Objects were thrown all around in a sudden frantic motion. Now where were his keys?
The utter dubiousness of the muffin that sat before me was accentuated by the color of the chips that dotted it. They were green. That, coupled with the fact that the muffin was pyramidal in shape, albeit upside-down, gave me the feeling that if I ate it, the world would collapse in upon itself.
“i’m bluffin’ with my muffin” sang quietly in the background. what does that even mean? are you working together to fool the world? or are you simply just fooling him? either way, don’t lie when it comes to love. don’t tease. don’t trick. don’t bluff with your muffin.
Muffin muffin do you know the muffin man who lives in drury lane–all my life I’ve thought it was dreary, that lane, and the man with his fragrant muffins that steamed through the linen napkin covering each basket–blueberry and strawberry and corn and buttery cream clotting the air the scent of those muffins–muffin mcguffin puffin–do you know the dreary lane, the muffin man, the muffins that somebody baked for nobody in particular?
muffin is something wonderfull, simply amazing, it
I was eating a muffin when I saw
it
black and mysterious
crawling
creeping
encroaching
then I pictured myself
in that light
and I was
no longer afraid of its
legs
eyes
web
creation of nature
white and intricate
inherent art.
I wonder if spiders know that I admire them.
It was a mistake. I knew it when I made it, but things were different then. I needed a job and I couldn’t wait. That’s why I’m spending a Sunday morning freezing my butt off in a nasty foxhole instead of sitting in my mom’s cozy kitchen eating muffins and drinking coffee.
do you know the muffin man?
the muffin man, the one who lives of drury lane?
cute crisp warm and crunchy, soft in the middle, my dearest one, my cutie pie, grey and green with a bright yellow beginning. comfort and warmth, loving mother’s embrace. Effort to make her children safe. to keep them home.To care.
When I was at the lakefront with my boyfriend, at the time, I saw some girl with a muffin. I was so nervous around the guy that all I could say was, “Can we go get muffins?” and “We should get muffins.” I think he thought I was referring to sex. Yeah.
tia sahs da und starte diesen gro
I sipped my black mug of coffee as I tore of a piece of the over priced blueberry muffin. I flipped the page of the newspaper and slouched in my iron chair. I shivered as the salty ocean breeze whipped my dried hair around.
Does the muffin man’s wife have muffin tops?
Ah, muffins. The ugly cupcake. The one who looks up to others with envy, and tries to disguise it with its raisins, berries, or anything else that is decided to go into it. It wishes to be like the cupcake, but alas, it is destined to not.
mmmm breakfast. hungry. a pet name, adoration? a host of flavors. desire. perkins with the family, good times.
muffin, I love the tops of muffins not so much the bottoms, or it could be like I love you muffin, that reaks of cornyness but you know the people who use that are in love
Ragamuffin, climbing up the side of the sky scraper. Legs flailing, change falling out of his pockets, raining down on the jaded populace, waiting for a window to be open to shimmy on in. He’s only begun to begin.
Bran or bust!
muffin top sits astride the waistband of my favorite jeans reminding me of what i once was inside the dark denim container and what i could be if i dont eat any more choc chips
muffin baked goods yummy delicious cupcake blueberry chocolate plain breakfast wonderful crumbly fruit milk
Muffins on the counter. Blueberry. THe one on the end has a bite taken out of it, and is spilling steaming crumbs onto the countertop. I don’t want to eat it. I don’t want to. I saw what happened the last time. She’s on the floor, gasping and blue.
Muffins are really yummy. I like muffins. But they’re scary when they become zombie muffins and eat your head off. I also know the muffin man. He’s pretty awesome. he made me a giant muffin one time,it was yummy.
A muffin is a miniature cake and delightful to eat. A blueberry muffin is probably my favorite but there are so many different kinds, I love them all! Eat a muffin today!
I’m sick of delivering bread and muffins. It wasn’t even supposed to be my job, it fell into me like so many problems of life. Why am I doing this? Why am I trying so hard to please my dead father, it won’t bring him back, it just causes more stress and pain. I’m sorry.
I love muffins cause they’re soft and cute. People say they’re ugly cupcakes but I disagree because cupcakes are too sugary and muffins are deliciously yummy with fruits or chocolate and they’re just super yummy. Cupcakes should be jealous.
i had muffins last night. They were delicious. I wonder how many people who actually likes muffins in the world? Is it possible to not like muffins? I don’t usually eat a lot of muffins, but I enjoy the occasional one. Every once in a while you know. They’re delicious.
muffed in. best to be eaten as a snack. sewwt and baked. awesome piece of bread. With choco chip it is more delicious. and the truffle muffin is more tastier than the other ones. Two f’s in muffin.
that wonderful juicy flaky so warm and delicious to warm my belly with smells of home love and happiness mmmmm.