mufffinnnsss are delicious and i love them. buttttt i tihnk muhfins are just ugly cupcakes. cupcakes are waaay better than muffin. muffins are just wanna be cupcakes. i mean they dont have any frosting or sprinkles so whats the point and most of them are made out of bran.ew
chad
mmmm lemons and choclate chip. Jill didnt liek her moms,i think that its mean i think hermom is really nice but I dont know the chocolate ones were not very good. sometimes she is mean to me i really miss hangong out with ryan and haveing more fun with her now its just like we dont have very much fun at all. the word muffin is funny. do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man who lives on guernsey lane!
Jenna Bachman
muffins are God’s way of telling you that death is your friend. why fight obesity when it looks so good? blueberry, chocolate chip, ANYTHING. muffins are your friend. end of story
sarahknees
muffin tops.
like the fat you see on people when their clothes are too tight, that’s really not very classy at all.
also muffin tops are delicious
when they bake the muffins without the muffin bottoms and you can eat the muffin tops only without worrying about paper or anything
i like chocolate muffins, chocolate muffins are the best. the kind from costco or superstore, that are really more like cupcakes without icing because they’re not healthy like muffins usually are at all.
Amy Clare
the muffin like to be with the apple but the apple didnt really like the muffin that much so the apple got al lits fruit friends to gang up on the muffin. that is why the muffin doesnt havent that many fruits in it. the fruits ganged up on the muffin and tore it to shreds and the muffin was dead. yes the muffin can die
chelsea
You call someone a muffin when they are saying something that they assume you should feel bad for them about, i.e. Aw, muffin! My friend often calls her boyfriend muffin and he really likes it.
Samantha
the muffin sat on the counter, taunting me. i licked my lips, wanting that muffin with every fiber of my being. my stomach growled. i could smell it’s steamy flavor running through the air. i slowly moved towards it and picked it up. my thoughts crashed around me. it was a bran muffin.
Mags
Oh muffin, you are awesome. I just bought a muffin. It was chocolate chip and delicious. :l Yum.
Rachel.
i love muffins. they’re so fluffy and delicious. i wish i could eat them everyday. i love poppy seed lemon. that’s my favorite. or banana.
Maggie
Iliked muffins when I first learned about them. but quickly they became to mainsteam. They were the punchline of every joke and the pleasure I derived from them dimisnihed. It was too cool to like muffins.
Megan
He had a muffin top. That was the first thing I noticed about him. Maybe it wasn’t all bad; he had pretty green eyes and messy brown hair. But I couldn’t seem to pry my eyes from that little ridge of fat hanging over his shorts. That should have been the first sign of things to come.
Rylee
i had a muffin this morning and it was grrreat! the coffee that came with it wasn’t so though so i ended up simply gorging on the muffin. i don’t know why but for some reason that made me soooo happy. having a muffin that beautifully delicious really started the day right. now how do i get my muffing and coffee too? THAT IS THE NEXT QUESTION. :-)
RIA
Our teacher once fed us muffins he found in his coat closet. At first they looked fine–icing awesome, M&M’s still tasty (the melted peanut butter was awesome!). Then…we saw the mold. Nice job Mr. S.
Miss C
Muffins are tasty, especially with blueberries. I love heart shaped muffins…they’re like the best valentine you can give. Screw chocolate! Muffins are tasty bits of heaven……me nom nom da’ muffins. I’ll eat them for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Ginger
My babygirl roommate. adorable, eccentric, unique, crazy. my little muffin with so much to say.
noelle mandolfo
Torn. Sweet. Fortuitously dropped into red hot futures, baked, risen, eaten, digested. My muffin is my sanctuary, my delight in destroying wheaty, sticky flesh.
kevin
muffins… Muffin’s are fat. and crusty, dripping with high fructose american dreams, spoiled blueberries and unanswered prayers. Eat the bottom sucker, the tops are all a sham.
Kevin Malicki
She picked a muffin from behind the cold glass. It fit in her hand, just like his hand used to. She could no longer bear to eat it. It would be like eating a piece of her soul.
jordan
You’re my figurative muffin. My sweet, delicious, soft centered boy. You smell so sweet, you taste like heaven. I could wake up to you every morning, and be content with my life. My darling muffin.
missscaryjeri
My cats name was muffin, though Im not really sure why we named her that. She was neither fruit filled, made of grains, or edible (and yes, I know that last bit from experience)
Nonetheless, she was a happy kitten and I loved her most around breakfast. As I ate, she’d butt her head against my ankles, her purr a loud vibration in the air.
Chelle.
I love muffins. It’s what I call my best friend because she’s so sweet and delicious.
One time I tried making some with whole wheat, but they tasted bad. :<
Oda
Muffin sat in the oven, concerned over its eminent demise, only to realize, in time, all will perish. Concern gone, the muffin continued to bake as it was inescapably forced to do.
Bridgette
Her muffin rolled off on to the ground as soon as her body crashed into the table. The masked man quickly stepped over her body and began to fervently rummage through the drawers of the kitchen.
sam
I remember my mother buying muffins from Costco… they were never the kind I liked, because my sister always wanted double chocolate chip. Unfortunately, they were always bought in bulk, and my sister never finished them before they went stale. So the logic there was flawed in buying her muffins in bulk and forcing me to endure the muffins.
sam
I work at dunkin donuts and we bake shitty muffins sometimes they are raw sometimes they are overcooked i guess it depends on who cooks them or if the oven is working
michelle
muffin
Callum
tastes great. especially just the top. top of the muffin to ya! that was a good seinfeld episode. i like bagels better though
jim
i am thinking about four chocolate chip muffins at mega mart right now. I’d have it with a glass of cold milk while sitting on my chair watching a nice movie. I’d have to brush my teeth afterwards cause milk and muffins always leave a funny taste in my mouth in the morning
Me
i like blueberry muffins.
yourface
Everyone talks about how they love blueberry muffins. Well you know what? I think they suck. I hate the sweetness of it, and sometimes they aren’t even sweet. Just straight up disgusting. Why can’t we be traditional and stick with the simple chocolate chip muffins? Is that so hard?
Paige
I gaze at the chocolate muffin longingly. It looks like it’s to die for… The outside looks soft and crumbly, my favorite. There is chocolate drizzled on the outer part. I just can’t resist, and I take a bite. It is pure heaven on earth. The muffin is soft throughout. The bite dissolves in my mouth, and I take another one. So good.
Sara
“I’m bluffin with my muffin”
that’s a line from the bridge of Poker Face–the infamous song by Lady Gaga that is about her bisexuality.
This is more of a ramble, not necessaryily muffin related poetry.
anywho
THANK GOD I DONT HAVE A MUFFIN TOP
=]
and Muffins
are pretty delicious.
=p
stay true
be you
dont hate.
i guess that’s it
billy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…i like chocolate chip muffins. they are very good. but i dont like blueberry, there are very disgusting. but i like lemon poppy-seed.
Colleen
My miffin is so cool becuase it is misspleed
I’m typing too fast to see the words I’m typing
I want to eat a blueberry muffin but only if i can have two
I would stop and go for a muffin but only a muffin with you
Muffins are yummy and I like them
KYEA
John Locke
Comfort food! I rejoice the discover of gluten free muffins at that fast food outlet now I can no longer eat big macs.
Shan
muffins are tasty and my boyfriend and I make muffins called lover heart berry smile taste shape…i think that’s what it’s called. that might not be exactly right! but they are delicious. we make them with spelt flour and maple syrup instead of sugar. they are very good for you.
Jennifer
There once was a muffin who sat on top of a studded leather belt that only functioned to make the muffin top swell larger. It will be there a long time.
RR29
I stared at the muffin that was sitting infront of me. I was far from starving, but I could get up the strength to eat. I was unable to function in my daily life with out him. I carefully unpealed the muffin as the door bell rang….
Sarah
It sat atop the table at the perfect center of a round plate. I grabbed its cushiony blueberry softness and shoved it in my mouth. Bits of muffin fell to the linoleum floor where my dog would surely come trotting along to lick them up.
I didn’t know if anyone had claimed the muffin, but I couldn’t help myself. I saw it and had to devour it.
Lauren
I was enjoying a freshly baked blue berry muffin in my elegant castle on top of Azeroth’s hill with Highlord Darion the 5th. It was a very enjoyable muffin and if I had the opportunist I would eat it again.
mufffinnnsss are delicious and i love them. buttttt i tihnk muhfins are just ugly cupcakes. cupcakes are waaay better than muffin. muffins are just wanna be cupcakes. i mean they dont have any frosting or sprinkles so whats the point and most of them are made out of bran.ew
mmmm lemons and choclate chip. Jill didnt liek her moms,i think that its mean i think hermom is really nice but I dont know the chocolate ones were not very good. sometimes she is mean to me i really miss hangong out with ryan and haveing more fun with her now its just like we dont have very much fun at all. the word muffin is funny. do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man who lives on guernsey lane!
muffins are God’s way of telling you that death is your friend. why fight obesity when it looks so good? blueberry, chocolate chip, ANYTHING. muffins are your friend. end of story
muffin tops.
like the fat you see on people when their clothes are too tight, that’s really not very classy at all.
also muffin tops are delicious
when they bake the muffins without the muffin bottoms and you can eat the muffin tops only without worrying about paper or anything
i like chocolate muffins, chocolate muffins are the best. the kind from costco or superstore, that are really more like cupcakes without icing because they’re not healthy like muffins usually are at all.
the muffin like to be with the apple but the apple didnt really like the muffin that much so the apple got al lits fruit friends to gang up on the muffin. that is why the muffin doesnt havent that many fruits in it. the fruits ganged up on the muffin and tore it to shreds and the muffin was dead. yes the muffin can die
You call someone a muffin when they are saying something that they assume you should feel bad for them about, i.e. Aw, muffin! My friend often calls her boyfriend muffin and he really likes it.
the muffin sat on the counter, taunting me. i licked my lips, wanting that muffin with every fiber of my being. my stomach growled. i could smell it’s steamy flavor running through the air. i slowly moved towards it and picked it up. my thoughts crashed around me. it was a bran muffin.
Oh muffin, you are awesome. I just bought a muffin. It was chocolate chip and delicious. :l Yum.
i love muffins. they’re so fluffy and delicious. i wish i could eat them everyday. i love poppy seed lemon. that’s my favorite. or banana.
Iliked muffins when I first learned about them. but quickly they became to mainsteam. They were the punchline of every joke and the pleasure I derived from them dimisnihed. It was too cool to like muffins.
He had a muffin top. That was the first thing I noticed about him. Maybe it wasn’t all bad; he had pretty green eyes and messy brown hair. But I couldn’t seem to pry my eyes from that little ridge of fat hanging over his shorts. That should have been the first sign of things to come.
i had a muffin this morning and it was grrreat! the coffee that came with it wasn’t so though so i ended up simply gorging on the muffin. i don’t know why but for some reason that made me soooo happy. having a muffin that beautifully delicious really started the day right. now how do i get my muffing and coffee too? THAT IS THE NEXT QUESTION. :-)
Our teacher once fed us muffins he found in his coat closet. At first they looked fine–icing awesome, M&M’s still tasty (the melted peanut butter was awesome!). Then…we saw the mold. Nice job Mr. S.
Muffins are tasty, especially with blueberries. I love heart shaped muffins…they’re like the best valentine you can give. Screw chocolate! Muffins are tasty bits of heaven……me nom nom da’ muffins. I’ll eat them for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
My babygirl roommate. adorable, eccentric, unique, crazy. my little muffin with so much to say.
Torn. Sweet. Fortuitously dropped into red hot futures, baked, risen, eaten, digested. My muffin is my sanctuary, my delight in destroying wheaty, sticky flesh.
muffins… Muffin’s are fat. and crusty, dripping with high fructose american dreams, spoiled blueberries and unanswered prayers. Eat the bottom sucker, the tops are all a sham.
She picked a muffin from behind the cold glass. It fit in her hand, just like his hand used to. She could no longer bear to eat it. It would be like eating a piece of her soul.
You’re my figurative muffin. My sweet, delicious, soft centered boy. You smell so sweet, you taste like heaven. I could wake up to you every morning, and be content with my life. My darling muffin.
My cats name was muffin, though Im not really sure why we named her that. She was neither fruit filled, made of grains, or edible (and yes, I know that last bit from experience)
Nonetheless, she was a happy kitten and I loved her most around breakfast. As I ate, she’d butt her head against my ankles, her purr a loud vibration in the air.
I love muffins. It’s what I call my best friend because she’s so sweet and delicious.
One time I tried making some with whole wheat, but they tasted bad. :<
Muffin sat in the oven, concerned over its eminent demise, only to realize, in time, all will perish. Concern gone, the muffin continued to bake as it was inescapably forced to do.
Her muffin rolled off on to the ground as soon as her body crashed into the table. The masked man quickly stepped over her body and began to fervently rummage through the drawers of the kitchen.
I remember my mother buying muffins from Costco… they were never the kind I liked, because my sister always wanted double chocolate chip. Unfortunately, they were always bought in bulk, and my sister never finished them before they went stale. So the logic there was flawed in buying her muffins in bulk and forcing me to endure the muffins.
I work at dunkin donuts and we bake shitty muffins sometimes they are raw sometimes they are overcooked i guess it depends on who cooks them or if the oven is working
muffin
tastes great. especially just the top. top of the muffin to ya! that was a good seinfeld episode. i like bagels better though
i am thinking about four chocolate chip muffins at mega mart right now. I’d have it with a glass of cold milk while sitting on my chair watching a nice movie. I’d have to brush my teeth afterwards cause milk and muffins always leave a funny taste in my mouth in the morning
i like blueberry muffins.
Everyone talks about how they love blueberry muffins. Well you know what? I think they suck. I hate the sweetness of it, and sometimes they aren’t even sweet. Just straight up disgusting. Why can’t we be traditional and stick with the simple chocolate chip muffins? Is that so hard?
I gaze at the chocolate muffin longingly. It looks like it’s to die for… The outside looks soft and crumbly, my favorite. There is chocolate drizzled on the outer part. I just can’t resist, and I take a bite. It is pure heaven on earth. The muffin is soft throughout. The bite dissolves in my mouth, and I take another one. So good.
“I’m bluffin with my muffin”
that’s a line from the bridge of Poker Face–the infamous song by Lady Gaga that is about her bisexuality.
This is more of a ramble, not necessaryily muffin related poetry.
anywho
THANK GOD I DONT HAVE A MUFFIN TOP
=]
and Muffins
are pretty delicious.
=p
stay true
be you
dont hate.
i guess that’s it
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…i like chocolate chip muffins. they are very good. but i dont like blueberry, there are very disgusting. but i like lemon poppy-seed.
My miffin is so cool becuase it is misspleed
I’m typing too fast to see the words I’m typing
I want to eat a blueberry muffin but only if i can have two
I would stop and go for a muffin but only a muffin with you
Muffins are yummy and I like them
KYEA
Comfort food! I rejoice the discover of gluten free muffins at that fast food outlet now I can no longer eat big macs.
muffins are tasty and my boyfriend and I make muffins called lover heart berry smile taste shape…i think that’s what it’s called. that might not be exactly right! but they are delicious. we make them with spelt flour and maple syrup instead of sugar. they are very good for you.
There once was a muffin who sat on top of a studded leather belt that only functioned to make the muffin top swell larger. It will be there a long time.
I stared at the muffin that was sitting infront of me. I was far from starving, but I could get up the strength to eat. I was unable to function in my daily life with out him. I carefully unpealed the muffin as the door bell rang….
It sat atop the table at the perfect center of a round plate. I grabbed its cushiony blueberry softness and shoved it in my mouth. Bits of muffin fell to the linoleum floor where my dog would surely come trotting along to lick them up.
I didn’t know if anyone had claimed the muffin, but I couldn’t help myself. I saw it and had to devour it.
I was enjoying a freshly baked blue berry muffin in my elegant castle on top of Azeroth’s hill with Highlord Darion the 5th. It was a very enjoyable muffin and if I had the opportunist I would eat it again.