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May 12th, 2009 | 352 Entries

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352 Entries for “offer”

  1. if you offer me a space in time that has no limits to it’s length then I will offer you a happy face and some freedom to say what you want about be. All I”m asking for is time. A time to dance and sing. Offer me this and you will love me. I promise. Like a prophet to her diciples.

    Eleri
  2. There are many offers I have entertained. One had to do with captaining a raft across the Indian Ocean. Another was predicting which apple would fall into a lake. Perhaps the most attractive involved re-telling the Odyseey so that a fly could understand it. I got halfway into the first line when my audience buzzed off.

    Brian Slusher
  3. I made an offer on a house. The offer was not accepted. I offered the amount I did because thats all I could afford. Guess it wasn’t enough.

    megan myrick
  4. Today, I received an offer. An offer for something. But really offers very daily. What’s an offer without a reward. Offer also reminds me of “otter”. Just saying. And oh, Happy Birthday Gloria.

    Kenneth
  5. make me an offer I can’t refuse promise me the world and the moon and stars say you’re going to make me the man I’ve always wanted to be, tell me you’re going to fix me, make me better, make me more attractive, make me more money, make me bigger faster stronger, go ahead if you think I’m buying go ahead if you think I believe

    Aaron
  6. HELLO I’M BACK UH. OFFER HM GAP PANTS AND SHIRTS AND STUFF WITH THE WORD GAP IN IT. LIKE THE GAP SHOP AT IDK WHERE, OOH CENTREPOINT YES THAT’S NICE ISH. AND OMG THEIR HOODIES I LIKE MM BUT EXPENSIVE. PROBABLY AROUND 150 FOR ONE HOODIE AND THOUGH IT’S RLY NICE AND WARM IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE HMM. OKAY NEH MIND MY BIRTHDAY’S IN UH 4 HOURS ISH, OKAY NO 3 HOURS. AND MEH. K BYE.

    GLORIA
  7. offer nothing really comes to mind well unless some one wants to offer me a six figure paying job then alot of things come to mond like everything I want and need will taken care of I’ll also

    shawanda
  8. I would like to offer someone the opportunity to go to school like I have gotten. I think every one should have the opportunity to do this. If ever you get and offer to go back to school, please take it and run with it, you will never get another chance like that again. You will be a better person the more schooling that you receive.
    Don

    Gayle Simmons
  9. The glow of the sun reached far below the surface, creating streaks of light that shimmered through the towers of rock, offering hints of fantastic views further on.

    Rich Lessing
  10. “They were making a available the dreams of the past for a limited time while supplies last so I got in line and I gave the man my cash I was buying fake diamonds I was buying fools gold, kept them in a big sack shot full of holes, in this land of plenty in vacant soul. No river too wide there’s no ocean too deap no castle too strong”

    VOL
  11. i would like someone to offer me a million dollars. I would like to offer someone money who is in need. I would love to be offered a good paying job so i would have no worries about anything.

    LIndsay Hess
  12. I would like to offer my services to you. I recently started making businesses cards for small businesses like yours. Would you be interested? I could show you some of my work!

    beth stacy
  13. what they ask you about when you are buying a car. When you sign up for a credit card. if you are talking someone, and they ask you about offering something to you.

    Samantha Schafer
  14. Offers are ok, but they can get annoying. If someone doen’t know when to stop, the offer is more of an order. I wish someone would offer me the choice to sleep in all day long.

    Brian McWilliams
  15. what does this world have to offer. it better start offering more then what has presented itself or down the drain i go. my company makes offers/bids and fails. the offer is passed up such as many offers in life. when an offer is to good to be true it typically is.. where are the strings… whats the catch… making a peice offering can be a very good way to get your foot in the door… but be cautious because its much easier to get your head chopped off behind closed doors. trust no one but offer a hand.

    pete s
  16. I walk up to a small coffee shop. Standing outside is a man in a suit and black hat. He offers me a cigarette. I gladly accept. After standing outside smoking with him for the first few minutes we bagan to converse. More freely then most strangers should.

    Where are you from? Mass? Why are you here? Would you like to take a walk with me? Would you like to come back to my apartment? Would you like to stay forever?

    Don’t leave me.

    Mr. Stranger, you have come at a great time.

    Danielle
  17. “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse,” the lineman said. He shifted his 350-pound bulk to the right and adjusted his helmet. “Get out of my way. Or else.”

    I began to consider the logic of his request.

    M. Lawrence Key
  18. She came to offer condolences, but the brown boxes were already taped up, and her car was still running.

    Luke
  19. something more, additional, to give more?
    before you take something

    David Sweeney
  20. Betrayed. I feel so betrayed by my so called friend.
    I tell him of my hardship & he rebounds with “I’ve done the same thing”. Why would I want to

    Barbara
  21. to offer oneself to a lover is the most intimate act. you are not only offering you devotion, but your heart, your soul, your whole being. It must be quite a frightening experience, but few actually do it. most hold back themselves as greedy humans only can–to protect.

    jmarie
  22. Satan is a kindly old man.
    Satan is a gold level credit card and a limited time offer.
    Two cars?
    I thinking I’m screwed.

    Paul S. Fowler
  23. I offer an excellent oppertunity to educate those willing tolearn about anything. Not everyone is smar. you can do anything. Once you set you mindt osomethnf it is possible. The mind is a suprising tool.

    angela
  24. There are good ones and bad ones. The bad ones are the most fun, usually. However, I have had no offers today that are out of sync with my goal. Let’s get together and make an offer that sells us long and funny.

    Michael Brian Stone
  25. offer yourself to someone else offer me a plate of chips i like to offer because its kind i wuld offer you everything thing but i havnt the time.

    kevin
  26. Outside a diner loitering;
    a man with tattered clothes.
    Offer me some food,
    his pleading eyes seem
    to say to the attendant.

    8
  27. offer me oh lord the glory of my own.
    Glory that will act as shield against corruption and conceit.
    Everyone is so conceited even when there is nothing to be conceited about. Even though, they really are incompetent little bastards.
    Tick tock

    Toshika
  28. Offer me something I can refuse. please. I need options over here. I want to be paralyzed by indecision. I want to rue the day you offered me anything at all because I can´t choose between it and what I already have. Show it to me. show me the pain. And I¨ll take it! Thank you very much.

    Handy
  29. What do I have to offer to my brothers and sisters? I love everyone and everything, you know? But it feels bad when no one affirms it. It feels really bad. I can’t feel my own existence. I feel like I don’t exist. Isolation. Raindrops and teardrops.

    nihzogoR
  30. Buy now! This exclusive offer is only available for a limited time.

    Devon Dudgeon
  31. No body ever offers me anything decent, everyday that I walk the street every offer is always worthless what does this say about our society?

    Warren
  32. flowers on a spring evening. white flowers on a field, running through memories of a lived long short life. dreams goals never or almost there. everything you dem can became real. or not. everything is an illusion. and this also. may you live every day of your life

    magda
  33. I don’t want to get off her… unless there is a better offer, of her

    Oliver Brookeshore
  34. I could make you an offer you couldn’t refuse, I could pour out my soul in some cheap trick kind of ecstacy. None of us know what this means. You’re not supposed to figure it out, make of it whatever you’re senses tell you, but do not trust in them. Let this gibberish be exactly what it is. This is all I have to offer you. Gibberish.

    Arianna Staiger
  35. Offer has a very spiritual significance, I think. Not unlike “submit,” which (if I’m not mistaken) is the meaning of “Islam.” I really like the idea of “offering” – in the sense of sacrifice, but not as a perishable sacrifice. The Jains use offerings in their church. One time, I had breakfast with the gods in such a church.

    Erik
  36. Do not offer me dinner, dancing, jewellery, romance. Just offer me yourself. Offer me your heart, your love, your life, your soul. I do not ask for much.

    Mellissa Doyle
  37. nature has so much to offer if humans can remember to reconnect. The abundance of energy in nature is available free to all, just slip through the side door and recharge failing batteries instead of soaking up the mediterranean sun

    @wildelycreative
  38. giving stuff.
    my freind does it alot.
    an apple is what i offer 2 u.

    andrew
  39. It came as a bit of a shock, having been standing all night and drinking a lot of champagne with the girls from work. It wasn’t like she’d put in any effort that day or was wearing one of her favourite outfits. Not even hot shoes. But along he came and offered to drive her home.

    kim at allconsuming
  40. What could he offer her? He was a slacker. Always had been. She wouldn’t even sneeze on him. But he still wanted to try.

    ruru