offer

May 12th, 2009 | 352 Entries

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352 Entries for “offer”

  1. what will you try to sell me how much will i lose keep your offer i get enough

    ed
  2. offering at church for some reason pops into my mind at first. without thinking thats what i think of….if that makes any sense at all. Im not quite sure why they do that. I mean obviously to help keep the church going. but i feel that it is a bit odd sometimes. give us your money! give us your money! i mean dang, i only have so much money, right? im praying for money and giving it away at the same time. it doesnt make much sense. but maybe im crazy.

    mae
  3. offering at church for some reason pops into my mind at first. without thinking thats what i think of….if that makes any sense at all. Im not quite sure why they do that. I mean obviously to help keep the church going. but i feel that it is a bit odd sometimes. give us your money! give us your money! i mean dang, i only have so much money, right? im praying for money and giving it away at the same time. it doesnt make much sense. but maybe im crazy.

    mae
  4. What kind of offer is that? she spat, indignant with rage. She took the money and put it in her pocket regardless, turned heel and left.

    Graham
  5. Offer, all I have to offer you is this…it’s me. A colorful soul stuffed into a plump package of flesh and blood and muscle and bone. Take it or leave it, it might be worth it if you see through on this offer.

    afdsf
  6. give me something please give me something i can believe. offer me more than anyone else could because thats all love is worth, thats all it is in the end offering more than anyone else could give.

    chelsea
  7. Offer. One of those words that means a lot, but you don’t really pay a lot of attention to. You offer to help someone, you submit an offer on a house. Offer is a strange, but very meaningful word. Offer… Now it makes me think…

    Krmy
  8. Offer is one of those words on my phone that always comes out wrong. I try to type ‘needs’ and all I get is offer. Duh I don’t think your design ‘offer more help.’ It NEEDS more help. T9 should really learn to get with it. Maybe there should be a telepathic ability where the phone just knows what we’re thinking. Come on, this is the 2000’s isn’t it?

    Rebbie
  9. I have an offer for you. How about this. I’ll make you a deal. If you shave my toes I’ll do your laudry for ten weeks. That’s not good enough for you? I’ll through in a sleeping bag for free. I knew you’d like that idea. An offer….

    Corin Garratt
  10. offer. i have a lot to offer, or so id like to think. i miss the boy who i wanna offer it to. why does he have to be so far away. i wonder if he thinks about me everyday like i think of him, because god knows i do. well i guess all there is to do is just let it play out….

    elizabeth
  11. i offered my dog a cantankerous cat
    to play with whilst i was away
    but my dog ant that cat, fast friends did they make
    and that finicky feline did stay

    brandon bartsch
  12. offer, bit like otter upside down.

    jane
  13. Wg=hat an offer, one that cannot be refused. Is it a con or is someone trying to make life easier for those who are a little less well off.

    We can onl;y hope that it is real

    john
  14. i offered my real true self to you.
    but you didnt want it.
    obviously im not good enough for you, am i?
    god why do i even try?
    i’ll never amount to anything to you.
    thats why i cant stop doing this?
    NOTHING makes sense to me.
    i just want to stop hurting because of you.
    and because of all the bull crap ive done to myself…

    lindsay
  15. i have an offer that you can’t refuse. you know what i’m talking about. you want it too. i want to love you. and you want to love me. it’s perfect. flawless.
    if only i could get you to agree. but i know you won’t.
    youre too wild to be trapped. to be held down.
    but i love you.
    always.

    Emily
  16. an idea, new, optional, the offering plate at church, offering up your head on a plate, taking a risk, preposal, different, what’s new about it?

    Annie
  17. offer… wow i must be bored… offering someone something is supposed to be nice. So i do that often.

    Mandy
  18. offer. offering is when u simply give something to someone by choice. There’ I said it.

    Mandy
  19. offer you cant really write anything about its just offer like offering things yeah that is about it……..yeah

    z
  20. i offered well actually dared mickey to ask someone for a hug but i guess it didnt work hahahahahahaha

    z
  21. Offer? What sort of word is that to write about?!

    Offering things to people is great, as long as it’s not drugs or something bad like that. I think it links into being charitable, and that’s good, more people should do that!

    You can make offers on houses! Yes you can! I probably won’t be doing that for a few years though… I need my degree and a job, then I’ll get a mansion! Woo, then I’ll offer people canapes when they come round.

    Daniel Knight
  22. He offered me a bite of the apple he held in his hand. I nodded, taking the bright crimson fruit from his palm, admiring the sheen of the fruit’s exterior in the dull light of the sun weaving through the leaves of the tree above us. My teeth sunk into the tender flesh, bringing forth an onslaught of sweet juice as I tore a chunk from the apple and chewed it contemplatively, handing him back his snack.

    Kurekitsune
  23. I try to offer things to people, but I feel like the only people that offer things to me are my parents.

    My parents pay for my food, my place of living, anything I need while I’m attending school.

    I’ve given one of my friends over $2000 in gas/food/bills/general help in the past two years. That’s 3 months of living expenses for me, and I’m wondering if I should’ve done it.

    alex
  24. Offer me your hand,
    dissolve me into sand,
    for love is neither small nor grand,
    for time will wither
    throughout the land.
    Offer me your hand,
    I’ve never wanted more.
    Offer me your love,
    a kind like none before.

    Rick Veloz
  25. i can’t just offer to love you. i can’t just promise. i can’t just automatically fall into your arms. it takes work. time. forever.

    kara
  26. The imagination soars with the ideas of what could be offered. Life itself is offered. As we exist, our brains accept the offers of information, of love, of people.

    Erin Loraditch
  27. when i get an offer i ponder about it very long. then i usually accept

    jakob
  28. give me one so that i can accept. always say yes. that’s the rule of all drama and theater and improv. always say yes to any situation that is presented to you so that you can keep the situation going. i learned this with mr.canzoneri in his drama class. my very first. he was my shakespeare professor and i’ll never forget that because now i absolutely love theater, and acting, and well, shakeaspeare. and it was all thanks to him.

    b
  29. marijuana to a friend in need. shake that ass left and right bounce it if you got it right Ufo sighting on cape cod. love me always! The club!

    Kayla
  30. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse. I’ll offer it to you and you’ll take it. Offer me and offer. Let’s go.

    steven
  31. All I have to offer is all the love I have to give. My heart, my soul, my way of life is all made possible because of you. Because of what YOU had to offer. Because of all of your hard work and dedication. A dedication I wish to have for the rest of my life. To better myself. To be half the woman you have shown me to be. To be half the mother you always have been.

    Kathleen
  32. Commercialised attempt at making you think you’re getting value for money.

    Either that or an attempt at reconciliation by somebody you’d rather tell to fuck off, but unfortunately you have to work with them.

    James Labous
  33. The offer was clear and concise. I took it, not thinking, not even breathing for a second.

    Now, with the benefit of hindsight, I don’t know if I made the right decision.

    R
  34. Offer me what? Something I am unwilling to accept, not a prize, not a vision. I am unable to accept or understand your idea of an offer. It appears less than generous yet, it is the greatest gift of all. What am I to do with such a thing that I desire for you to have more than anything else.

    Joe
  35. like an offering, a gift a tribute, a kindness, generosity. to lend to someone in need, or possibly an offering, like a sacrifice to an ancient god. good and bad connotations.

    allie
  36. I cut out my heart, and let it bleed in my hands.
    I offered it to you, and you quickly turned it down.

    Now I’m sitting here, left without a heart, and bleeding out the words that I’d saved for you.

    But now I’ve no one to give them to, not a soul to listen.
    So I’ll stay here in my room, and think of you.

    Scarlet
  37. When you offer yourself up to people in moments, you’re being as brave as you can be. People will either like what you’re putting out, or not, but it’s not really important what they think of you, so much as that you’re offering yourself up period. If we all tried to live our lives as open and naked to the world’s cruelty as possible, the world would be better. There would be more offered, so more to recieve.

    Victoria
  38. i’ll offer you a dollar if you suck my penis.

    milfred cubicle
  39. to give with the expectance of it being taken.

    Sam
  40. Should I take it. A life for a few bucks. Nothing really substantial in the long run. A bit of gas, a few meals. Oh well, everybody’s got to live…

    Jennifer