Mine simply doesn’t work; the pilot light is all the way in the back and in order for me to light it, I have to squeeze my 6′ torso into the broiler; a sticky proposition if I lived near a cannibal, or perhaps an ill-fated one if I were related to Sylvia Plath.
Michael
bake, boy, bake!
make my meat hotter than hot.
jay
I use this thing a lot. Being a vegan you have to learn to cook for yourself. I’ve been using it since before my older sister started using it. Probably one of the more manly features about me. I bet Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris baked a lot as a kid…
Nick
Everytime I open the oven I get this overwhelming feeling that I am going to burn myself. I have never done this but feel that at some point it’s going to happen. It’s gotten so scary that I now ask people to put things into and take them out of the oven when I am baking something. ridiclous right:
j. louise
Put things in the bake and heat. Consumes a lot of electricity. Makes great cakes. Luxury item of the west. Could be a small toster oven or a large cooking rage oven. Could be gas fired or eletrically fired
Sheel
this oven is hot. i like ovens because of food that it will creat a oven is like a warmth for my tummy making me feel whole. all
Tyler
i don’t want to write about oven. my girlfriend just did that word.
i like ovens though. they work just fine. they cook better than microwaves. they seem like they make food “heartier” than microwaves.
Anonymous
there was a head in it. In the oven. Not a real head. A dolls head. The plastic had melted all over the sides of the cooking sheet and Sarah seemed confused about the way the makeup looked on the distorted female face.
Roger Wilco janitorofspace@gmail.com
i think ovens are outdated. theyre useless. i don’t see the point when you have a microwave. it makes me think of the sixties. it makes me think of zachs mom and the whole betty crocker ideals. i hate them. i don’t want to take cooking lessons! you take cooking lessons! if you want something cleaned you clean it!
kirsten craig
Cooking…heating up with the intensity of the sun…nurturing…helping….you are my oven. Preparing the love that will feed my soul.
S.D.
I opened the oven and immediately stepped back from the heat. My eyes began to water as I leaned back into lower the door all the way. I thought of reaching in for the pan of baked fish but I decided to let its odor spill out for a while.
Justin walkerjm@eckerd.edu
I want to crawl in the oven I am so cold. There is something that would be satisfying about curling up on that hot wire rack only six inches above where the heat comes out. If it can make a pizza toasty warm, why can’t it make me toasty warm? It’s the third best way to get warm besides cuddling next to a boy or dog.
Mel
i am in the oven and on fire. the xx sets me on fire, and i don’t get to see them. nick sets me on fire and he’s far away. sex is fire. i want sex.
i hate the things that come out of ovens. i hate food but i love it. i’m fat. i know i am.
canada c.
I stuck my hand into an oven and it burnt my arm. The scar is still there today and chicks dig it. Cuz xhixks dig scars. But who cares about chicks? They are all like ovens, they need preheating. I dont know what the heck im talking about but its awesome. Ovens remind me of apple pie which i ate last night.
Bob Marley
The oven had been left on and as a result the baking cake, began to burn. Black smoke and the burning odor filled the room.
“Shit now look what you have done, you just had to start a fight and now the cake for your father is ruined”
” Fuck you” geremy yelled and kicked at the oven door. Being unsussefuly of any effect he threw the dial off and slammed the oven door open. Great you stupid bitch get you coat you are going the store and buy a cake right fucking now and i refuse to hear anything else you have to say”
chekogail
THe man stood looking in,his hands tied, and a smug grin on his Face. He looked at the king and laughed.
” you think that your inferno over there will put me to an End?
Elije
it’s a place you put your food to get it cooked. its temperature is pretty high. it reminds me of chicken, the very first thing that comes to all of the people’s minds when you talk about food. “it tastes like chicken” – they always say.
foerno
is hot and makes cookies and cakes. I make gratinated potatoes and lasagna and yummy things in the oven. It can also heat and defrost things. We just got a new oven. It doesn’t have a grill setting, so I can’t make grilled cheese, which is sad. I like the new oven, though, it’s better than the old one.
Maia
my oven bought in a
Anonymous
Sometimes when i’m hungry i put things in the oven. I make apple pie, and pre cooked meals like stouffer’s lasagna. except i don’t really like lasagna. I thought i did because i loved to watch garfield the cartoon on television. Just like the same way i thought i would like tofu when i watched professor oak eat it on pokemon.
Lon
prove
a
Heat it up, use an oven glove. Cook lovely flapjacks
Lyn, UK
oh god, i forgot to turn off the oven! its flew open, flames shooting from its gaping maw, consuming my kitchen, my house, my neighborhood.
fuuuuuuuuckin dicks, i was responsible
it didnt end well for our protaginist
Anonymous
I have an oven, and in it I place a turkey. This turkey comes out a lovely golden-brown shade. Then I drop it on my dust-bunny-ridden floor, and it is ruined…Crap.
megan
coookies!!!!! cake im about to get baked outta maaa mind…………… stouffers oven for muchies later
Anonymous
i like ovens because they’re mighty useful for baking. Sadly, I’m lacking in my own personal oven at the moment, seeing as I’m currently residing in not-my-country. I miss my oven, but not as much as I miss my mom. This oven is passable,
steph
An oven is a relatively simple device that takes an alternating electrical current and uses it to heat coils in an insulated environment used for baking and/or heating food. The typical oven is also paired with a batch of heating eyelets which also are for heating pans and pots.
truchti
Fumes of christmas pasts, nostrils that shiver in memories’ delight. “Come to me!” they want to scream. Cinnamon and ginger, the blood and gore we knew before. Senses fade like ashes, but the smoke always linger.
jorken
hot
bake
turkey meatloaf
exploding
white enamel
on my butt
ouch
singe hair
fear
bang
loud
warm
heat
alternative
cat
rat
fight
find
team
dirty under
heavy
shiny
Madame Maracas
this device is used as a cooking element for baking delicious goods such as cookies, cakes, muffins, scones, casseroles, pizzas, etc
this device can be either wood, gas, or electric
mj
this is a device used to bake delicious goods, such as cookies, cakes, casseroles, pizzas, etc
this device can be either wood, gas, or eletric
eas
mj
I have put myself in an oven because I am sad. Unfortunately this is the story of many peoples’ lives; they cannot go on without love. My son has just come in and I told him I was cleaning because I cannot face the truth. I will wait until another day to face my fate.
M
Well, the oven is broken and there is no way to bake a pie. The store bought one will be fine, I suppose. Is there any way to get it to look home made she wondered?
Ellen
my brother made pizza in the oven today. I could smell it from my bedroom. Our oven has a timer on it which we use for everything; eggs on the hob, microwave, everything, especially since our microwave’s timer is broken. Last week dad fixed the door of our over, it was broken and let heat out. We used to use a broom propped up against it to keep the heat in.
Eleanor
an oven is something you use to bake. i am not good with an oven, as i tend to burn things. my fiance has banned me from the oven. i burned garlic bread black in an oven once.
ovens have also been used a weapons of mass destruction throughout history.
andrea
My mom’s turkey is fragrant she left to go to the store and told me I had to baste it but I was watching the twilight zone on DVD I just got it from Netflix and and it was great but the turkey had to be thrown out it was totally dry I think we gave some to the dog but he has bladder problems
Jon!
there is an oven that cooks food.
Anonymous
Hot corners surround, sweltering in like a hazy illusion upon so much pavement off in the distance, where I once strolled through the thirsty plains of the midwest. All attempts at seeking were met by the horizon.
seVIIn
food is cooked in an oven and u can eat it and i like food and ovens are warm and if you touch it while its on it will burn you so you have to use oven gloves that can be found in loads of shops tthey make special novelty ones in ireland and it is very nice ireland ahs a great souvinear market as irish people are seen a
caoi
the oven sat in the kitchen, the white paint chipping away from the rusted metal frame. it wondered why it was never used anymore. the house had been empty for years it’s owners having moved away for bigger and better ovens and grills to cook their glutenous roasts on. the oven hoped thatone day he would be rescued.
Mine simply doesn’t work; the pilot light is all the way in the back and in order for me to light it, I have to squeeze my 6′ torso into the broiler; a sticky proposition if I lived near a cannibal, or perhaps an ill-fated one if I were related to Sylvia Plath.
bake, boy, bake!
make my meat hotter than hot.
I use this thing a lot. Being a vegan you have to learn to cook for yourself. I’ve been using it since before my older sister started using it. Probably one of the more manly features about me. I bet Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris baked a lot as a kid…
Everytime I open the oven I get this overwhelming feeling that I am going to burn myself. I have never done this but feel that at some point it’s going to happen. It’s gotten so scary that I now ask people to put things into and take them out of the oven when I am baking something. ridiclous right:
Put things in the bake and heat. Consumes a lot of electricity. Makes great cakes. Luxury item of the west. Could be a small toster oven or a large cooking rage oven. Could be gas fired or eletrically fired
this oven is hot. i like ovens because of food that it will creat a oven is like a warmth for my tummy making me feel whole. all
i don’t want to write about oven. my girlfriend just did that word.
i like ovens though. they work just fine. they cook better than microwaves. they seem like they make food “heartier” than microwaves.
there was a head in it. In the oven. Not a real head. A dolls head. The plastic had melted all over the sides of the cooking sheet and Sarah seemed confused about the way the makeup looked on the distorted female face.
i think ovens are outdated. theyre useless. i don’t see the point when you have a microwave. it makes me think of the sixties. it makes me think of zachs mom and the whole betty crocker ideals. i hate them. i don’t want to take cooking lessons! you take cooking lessons! if you want something cleaned you clean it!
Cooking…heating up with the intensity of the sun…nurturing…helping….you are my oven. Preparing the love that will feed my soul.
I opened the oven and immediately stepped back from the heat. My eyes began to water as I leaned back into lower the door all the way. I thought of reaching in for the pan of baked fish but I decided to let its odor spill out for a while.
I want to crawl in the oven I am so cold. There is something that would be satisfying about curling up on that hot wire rack only six inches above where the heat comes out. If it can make a pizza toasty warm, why can’t it make me toasty warm? It’s the third best way to get warm besides cuddling next to a boy or dog.
i am in the oven and on fire. the xx sets me on fire, and i don’t get to see them. nick sets me on fire and he’s far away. sex is fire. i want sex.
i hate the things that come out of ovens. i hate food but i love it. i’m fat. i know i am.
I stuck my hand into an oven and it burnt my arm. The scar is still there today and chicks dig it. Cuz xhixks dig scars. But who cares about chicks? They are all like ovens, they need preheating. I dont know what the heck im talking about but its awesome. Ovens remind me of apple pie which i ate last night.
The oven had been left on and as a result the baking cake, began to burn. Black smoke and the burning odor filled the room.
“Shit now look what you have done, you just had to start a fight and now the cake for your father is ruined”
” Fuck you” geremy yelled and kicked at the oven door. Being unsussefuly of any effect he threw the dial off and slammed the oven door open. Great you stupid bitch get you coat you are going the store and buy a cake right fucking now and i refuse to hear anything else you have to say”
THe man stood looking in,his hands tied, and a smug grin on his Face. He looked at the king and laughed.
” you think that your inferno over there will put me to an End?
it’s a place you put your food to get it cooked. its temperature is pretty high. it reminds me of chicken, the very first thing that comes to all of the people’s minds when you talk about food. “it tastes like chicken” – they always say.
is hot and makes cookies and cakes. I make gratinated potatoes and lasagna and yummy things in the oven. It can also heat and defrost things. We just got a new oven. It doesn’t have a grill setting, so I can’t make grilled cheese, which is sad. I like the new oven, though, it’s better than the old one.
my oven bought in a
Sometimes when i’m hungry i put things in the oven. I make apple pie, and pre cooked meals like stouffer’s lasagna. except i don’t really like lasagna. I thought i did because i loved to watch garfield the cartoon on television. Just like the same way i thought i would like tofu when i watched professor oak eat it on pokemon.
prove
Heat it up, use an oven glove. Cook lovely flapjacks
oh god, i forgot to turn off the oven! its flew open, flames shooting from its gaping maw, consuming my kitchen, my house, my neighborhood.
fuuuuuuuuckin dicks, i was responsible
it didnt end well for our protaginist
I have an oven, and in it I place a turkey. This turkey comes out a lovely golden-brown shade. Then I drop it on my dust-bunny-ridden floor, and it is ruined…Crap.
coookies!!!!! cake im about to get baked outta maaa mind…………… stouffers oven for muchies later
i like ovens because they’re mighty useful for baking. Sadly, I’m lacking in my own personal oven at the moment, seeing as I’m currently residing in not-my-country. I miss my oven, but not as much as I miss my mom. This oven is passable,
An oven is a relatively simple device that takes an alternating electrical current and uses it to heat coils in an insulated environment used for baking and/or heating food. The typical oven is also paired with a batch of heating eyelets which also are for heating pans and pots.
Fumes of christmas pasts, nostrils that shiver in memories’ delight. “Come to me!” they want to scream. Cinnamon and ginger, the blood and gore we knew before. Senses fade like ashes, but the smoke always linger.
hot
bake
turkey meatloaf
exploding
white enamel
on my butt
ouch
singe hair
fear
bang
loud
warm
heat
alternative
cat
rat
fight
find
team
dirty under
heavy
shiny
this device is used as a cooking element for baking delicious goods such as cookies, cakes, muffins, scones, casseroles, pizzas, etc
this device can be either wood, gas, or electric
this is a device used to bake delicious goods, such as cookies, cakes, casseroles, pizzas, etc
this device can be either wood, gas, or eletric
eas
I have put myself in an oven because I am sad. Unfortunately this is the story of many peoples’ lives; they cannot go on without love. My son has just come in and I told him I was cleaning because I cannot face the truth. I will wait until another day to face my fate.
Well, the oven is broken and there is no way to bake a pie. The store bought one will be fine, I suppose. Is there any way to get it to look home made she wondered?
my brother made pizza in the oven today. I could smell it from my bedroom. Our oven has a timer on it which we use for everything; eggs on the hob, microwave, everything, especially since our microwave’s timer is broken. Last week dad fixed the door of our over, it was broken and let heat out. We used to use a broom propped up against it to keep the heat in.
an oven is something you use to bake. i am not good with an oven, as i tend to burn things. my fiance has banned me from the oven. i burned garlic bread black in an oven once.
ovens have also been used a weapons of mass destruction throughout history.
My mom’s turkey is fragrant she left to go to the store and told me I had to baste it but I was watching the twilight zone on DVD I just got it from Netflix and and it was great but the turkey had to be thrown out it was totally dry I think we gave some to the dog but he has bladder problems
there is an oven that cooks food.
Hot corners surround, sweltering in like a hazy illusion upon so much pavement off in the distance, where I once strolled through the thirsty plains of the midwest. All attempts at seeking were met by the horizon.
food is cooked in an oven and u can eat it and i like food and ovens are warm and if you touch it while its on it will burn you so you have to use oven gloves that can be found in loads of shops tthey make special novelty ones in ireland and it is very nice ireland ahs a great souvinear market as irish people are seen a
the oven sat in the kitchen, the white paint chipping away from the rusted metal frame. it wondered why it was never used anymore. the house had been empty for years it’s owners having moved away for bigger and better ovens and grills to cook their glutenous roasts on. the oven hoped thatone day he would be rescued.