it’s cold outside. nothing like an oven. but it’s okay; I like it better this way. I just wish I had someone to snuggle with. that would be better than hot chocolate. :|
Abbey
i9one day i decided to coook a mutha fuckin cupcake and laced that shit with a cocainc mutha fucka. i gave it to fifty and he sold that shit for benjis and i made the moth money that anyone could think of. hopefully the pigs dont catch me now cuz
TJ
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Elyse
The oven is in my kitchen right now. It’s not on, but my mom cooks food in side of it. Some things catch on fire in the oven. The oven can be preheated. Sometimes, food gets undercooked in the oven. The oven backwards is nevo. That means nothing in the english language
kevin
i placed my hash brownies in the oven and it stunk up the whole house of hashish i didnt know what to do my parents were due home soon and i was high as a kite in a windy sky. my parents got home and had a query about what the smell was i had to be truthful and told them about the hashish. they were asking for them so i gave them to my parents and they ate them right on the spot.
stephen
the oven was ticking. How long will this last. this is the longest 30 seconds of my life. I’m waiting. You’re standing there, pouring your heart out to me through tears. what is this? I’m lost. I love you. BUZZZZZZZZZZZ. And we’re done..
hello emily
baked goods
Anonymous
its hot, like an oven
ar
Shiny, white, brass-handled. Smoke leaks from the edges, pervading the clean kitchen air. The roast catches fire, juices spattering the inside of the glass.
Mmike
What the fuck is in the oven is it a bun im not ready to raise a kid not a fan of goats anyway hah can you see the wild word association shit ive got going on here better then most else that ive got going on but who gives a damn i’ll tell you who hesten bloomafield how dyou spell it well good chemistry cooking an tha very innovative.
Xavier, meg_white_stole_my_candy@hotmail.com
sounds like owen. who i was just talking with. and ovens bake cookies. i like cookies. ima makes cookies. her cookies are awesome. this is random. ahhh i don’t know what towrite… this is like yesterday when i wrote an entire page in hebrew randomly ddfhjenrwihgnoregner
Random
i hate this word. makes me think dark thoughts. too hot. too dangerous. cooking is not sexy at all if you want to know. i wish i could live on oxygen only.
Anonymous
Internet forums are digital ovens, baking and finishing meme concoctions.
bryce
where is the oven that i can put the turkey in? is it in the dinning room? is it in the kitchen? is it in the living room where my turkey plays frightfully and tearfully with his jerker? why does the oven come with an open cover? what happens if i were to put the turkey alive in it?
turkey-go-boom?
i’ll put a cat in the microwave instead.
carl
Yesterday I saw a greenish/blue oven in a department store window and immediately started fantasizing about owning it. I could just imagine what it
Stooky
And so I was totally sticking my kids in the oven- OH MY GOD. DID I JUST SAY KIDS?! I MEANT BREAD. BREAD! I MEANT BREAD! MY KIDS ARE FINE! Oh gosh. Wow. Uh…yeah, and so I was TOTALLY sticking the bread in the oven when my house burned down! Imagine that!
Alexa
i have an oven… it’s pretty nice.. it cooks things for me… i like the way it smells when i make cookies… and stuff… my mom left the oven on the other night…. we woke up and she freaked out…… it was crazzyyy then i went to sch
Kari:)
i have a chicken in the oven
sara
you put something into it. cooks food.gets hot, can start on fire. different temps. up to like 500 degrees. burn you.
Danielle
my mother uses this to cook me chicken for dinner when i am hungry. livig in the oven would be horrible because it is little and it gets extremely hot. what a horrible way to die. that and drownding in your car. i miss my mother.
josi
it reminds me of christmas days when my mother would be in the kitchen baking things and releasing the scent of swirling cinnamon, and baked goods to be eaten with all of the family altogether, for a wonderful holiday feast.
Anonymous
I like oven mitts. They are the bomb when I need to pull hot cookies out of the oven. They seem all comfy and soft, partuculatry the older ones that are a little crusty from overuse and underwashing. Ovens are also useful for making baked potatoes… Baked sweet potatoes are an even tastier option if you have the patience to sit there and watch them cook for an hour.
John Briggs
hot, tasty, red, groovy, dark, painful, cooking, meat, cats, bus
Anonymous
“I left the oven on!”
Mom ran from the living room as black smoke billowed through the archway leading to the kitchen.
“Oooooh, no! My turkey! Hon, your mother is never going to let me cook thanksgiving dinner again!”
senkatnovo
Why the hell is the word oven here?
Anonymous
I looked in the oven to find a partly eaten child, an infant. It’s in trials were completely missing and one of It’s eyes were gone. I was mortified. Donni had been here, and there was nothing I could do about it.
Eychella
oven
Anonymous
I open the oven to pull out my brother’s unconcious head out.
“why” i asked
“i didnt choose gieco” he responed
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XIII
My oven is broken. It is 20 years old and the handle is loose. Sometimes when I open the door the handle falls off. This is not good. I really need a new oven, but now is just not the time. Maybe some duct tape?
stephanie
sticking your head in the oven is sometimes the best approach to life. Just place gently onto the grease stained, darekened grills (probably from all those macaroni caseroles you’ve been cooking as of late… the kids fucking love those) and turn the dial all the way to the right. Virginia wolf didn’t seem to have a problem doing it. Maybe its for the best.
matt
the oven in my parents kitchen was ajar as I sped through the house in my Captain Marvel suit…I flew and ran and chased and careened and crashed right into the open hot door. My Mother cried out but I was ok.
Chris Whitler
i always thought committing suicide by putting your head in an oven was a stupid idea. do people even do that? maybe im just stupid and dont know how that would kill you other than gassing you or burning your head, but its very anti clamactic. I would jump off a bridge or a roof or something. what better way to express your hatred for life than making the living clean up your horrible mess after youre gone?
Jay Sharpe
an oven is something used to bake stuff. My mom is making chocolate chip cookies today! yum!! I looove cookies especially chocolate chip!
S.Rene`
Hot
joe
“It feels like an oven in here!”
We ventured forward into the cavern. I had to agree, even with the protection of our atmospheric suits, which were rated for surface temperatures. We weren’t so far beneath the Venusian surface to escape the wrath of the greenhouse effect. Maybe it was just the hellish glowing of the rock around us that made it feel hot.
Maquis
There is always something in the oven. Turkeys, pies, babies. Women make great ovens, cook for an extended period of time and Presto! The black baby everyone knew would come out. You know why?ccause Mary’s a WHORE!
jO
What’s cooking in the oven Mamma. I smell roasted potatoes and pork. You cooked my favorite meal. Can’t wait to eat. I promise I won’t open the oven door. Thanks Mom
Chris G
I have never used a oven in my whole life. I mean I have no clue whatsoever as to what it does. Even the name sounds so strange. OVEN…I mean can’t they find some better helpfull name…like say…microwave. But I can assure you that I have had some really fine food cooked for
BCD
I like to cook things in the oven, but sometimes, when I am done I lke to lift up my shirt and keep my boobies warm on a chilly day. Otherwise, warm cookies down my pants does the job. I dont even have patientce to bake, i check the oven every 10 sec.. to see if it is done
Katie
yeah cant tell you how many times i’ve misused this thing but im the only one in my house that knows how to use it god my family has no clue about anything!
it’s cold outside. nothing like an oven. but it’s okay; I like it better this way. I just wish I had someone to snuggle with. that would be better than hot chocolate. :|
i9one day i decided to coook a mutha fuckin cupcake and laced that shit with a cocainc mutha fucka. i gave it to fifty and he sold that shit for benjis and i made the moth money that anyone could think of. hopefully the pigs dont catch me now cuz
hot food cooking family burners stove mom dad chicken pie baked pizza pans pots
The oven is in my kitchen right now. It’s not on, but my mom cooks food in side of it. Some things catch on fire in the oven. The oven can be preheated. Sometimes, food gets undercooked in the oven. The oven backwards is nevo. That means nothing in the english language
i placed my hash brownies in the oven and it stunk up the whole house of hashish i didnt know what to do my parents were due home soon and i was high as a kite in a windy sky. my parents got home and had a query about what the smell was i had to be truthful and told them about the hashish. they were asking for them so i gave them to my parents and they ate them right on the spot.
the oven was ticking. How long will this last. this is the longest 30 seconds of my life. I’m waiting. You’re standing there, pouring your heart out to me through tears. what is this? I’m lost. I love you. BUZZZZZZZZZZZ. And we’re done..
baked goods
its hot, like an oven
Shiny, white, brass-handled. Smoke leaks from the edges, pervading the clean kitchen air. The roast catches fire, juices spattering the inside of the glass.
What the fuck is in the oven is it a bun im not ready to raise a kid not a fan of goats anyway hah can you see the wild word association shit ive got going on here better then most else that ive got going on but who gives a damn i’ll tell you who hesten bloomafield how dyou spell it well good chemistry cooking an tha very innovative.
sounds like owen. who i was just talking with. and ovens bake cookies. i like cookies. ima makes cookies. her cookies are awesome. this is random. ahhh i don’t know what towrite… this is like yesterday when i wrote an entire page in hebrew randomly ddfhjenrwihgnoregner
i hate this word. makes me think dark thoughts. too hot. too dangerous. cooking is not sexy at all if you want to know. i wish i could live on oxygen only.
Internet forums are digital ovens, baking and finishing meme concoctions.
where is the oven that i can put the turkey in? is it in the dinning room? is it in the kitchen? is it in the living room where my turkey plays frightfully and tearfully with his jerker? why does the oven come with an open cover? what happens if i were to put the turkey alive in it?
turkey-go-boom?
i’ll put a cat in the microwave instead.
Yesterday I saw a greenish/blue oven in a department store window and immediately started fantasizing about owning it. I could just imagine what it
And so I was totally sticking my kids in the oven- OH MY GOD. DID I JUST SAY KIDS?! I MEANT BREAD. BREAD! I MEANT BREAD! MY KIDS ARE FINE! Oh gosh. Wow. Uh…yeah, and so I was TOTALLY sticking the bread in the oven when my house burned down! Imagine that!
i have an oven… it’s pretty nice.. it cooks things for me… i like the way it smells when i make cookies… and stuff… my mom left the oven on the other night…. we woke up and she freaked out…… it was crazzyyy then i went to sch
i have a chicken in the oven
you put something into it. cooks food.gets hot, can start on fire. different temps. up to like 500 degrees. burn you.
my mother uses this to cook me chicken for dinner when i am hungry. livig in the oven would be horrible because it is little and it gets extremely hot. what a horrible way to die. that and drownding in your car. i miss my mother.
it reminds me of christmas days when my mother would be in the kitchen baking things and releasing the scent of swirling cinnamon, and baked goods to be eaten with all of the family altogether, for a wonderful holiday feast.
I like oven mitts. They are the bomb when I need to pull hot cookies out of the oven. They seem all comfy and soft, partuculatry the older ones that are a little crusty from overuse and underwashing. Ovens are also useful for making baked potatoes… Baked sweet potatoes are an even tastier option if you have the patience to sit there and watch them cook for an hour.
hot, tasty, red, groovy, dark, painful, cooking, meat, cats, bus
“I left the oven on!”
Mom ran from the living room as black smoke billowed through the archway leading to the kitchen.
“Oooooh, no! My turkey! Hon, your mother is never going to let me cook thanksgiving dinner again!”
Why the hell is the word oven here?
I looked in the oven to find a partly eaten child, an infant. It’s in trials were completely missing and one of It’s eyes were gone. I was mortified. Donni had been here, and there was nothing I could do about it.
oven
I open the oven to pull out my brother’s unconcious head out.
“why” i asked
“i didnt choose gieco” he responed
Advertisements strike again. T_T
My oven is broken. It is 20 years old and the handle is loose. Sometimes when I open the door the handle falls off. This is not good. I really need a new oven, but now is just not the time. Maybe some duct tape?
sticking your head in the oven is sometimes the best approach to life. Just place gently onto the grease stained, darekened grills (probably from all those macaroni caseroles you’ve been cooking as of late… the kids fucking love those) and turn the dial all the way to the right. Virginia wolf didn’t seem to have a problem doing it. Maybe its for the best.
the oven in my parents kitchen was ajar as I sped through the house in my Captain Marvel suit…I flew and ran and chased and careened and crashed right into the open hot door. My Mother cried out but I was ok.
i always thought committing suicide by putting your head in an oven was a stupid idea. do people even do that? maybe im just stupid and dont know how that would kill you other than gassing you or burning your head, but its very anti clamactic. I would jump off a bridge or a roof or something. what better way to express your hatred for life than making the living clean up your horrible mess after youre gone?
an oven is something used to bake stuff. My mom is making chocolate chip cookies today! yum!! I looove cookies especially chocolate chip!
Hot
“It feels like an oven in here!”
We ventured forward into the cavern. I had to agree, even with the protection of our atmospheric suits, which were rated for surface temperatures. We weren’t so far beneath the Venusian surface to escape the wrath of the greenhouse effect. Maybe it was just the hellish glowing of the rock around us that made it feel hot.
There is always something in the oven. Turkeys, pies, babies. Women make great ovens, cook for an extended period of time and Presto! The black baby everyone knew would come out. You know why?ccause Mary’s a WHORE!
What’s cooking in the oven Mamma. I smell roasted potatoes and pork. You cooked my favorite meal. Can’t wait to eat. I promise I won’t open the oven door. Thanks Mom
I have never used a oven in my whole life. I mean I have no clue whatsoever as to what it does. Even the name sounds so strange. OVEN…I mean can’t they find some better helpfull name…like say…microwave. But I can assure you that I have had some really fine food cooked for
I like to cook things in the oven, but sometimes, when I am done I lke to lift up my shirt and keep my boobies warm on a chilly day. Otherwise, warm cookies down my pants does the job. I dont even have patientce to bake, i check the oven every 10 sec.. to see if it is done
yeah cant tell you how many times i’ve misused this thing but im the only one in my house that knows how to use it god my family has no clue about anything!