There was a pie on the windowsill by that cat ate it. Shithead ate it. The cat’s name was actually shithead. Point is, that was my pie, and not just any pie, but my birthday pie.
I have come to the conclusion karma is in fact a bitch. I guess im the real shithead.
sassafras
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i hate apple pie.
i love blueberry pie.
i love pecan pie.
i love pumpkin pie.
d*
its nice to eat
jms
Pie is delicious, however has trouble identifying with other foods. It can be sweet or savoury, or even if you drop a letter, it can be mathematical. It has a troubled and confusing identity, that leads it to hide within its tasty crust.
Poor Pie.
Gosh I’m Hungry
Genken
pie is a delicious dessert that makes me feel all warm inside. It is a great thing to eat while you are watching a movie or simply talking with the family. If I had to have one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be pie!
Shahhoss
I bit down into the golden crust of the pie. Well, he was making progress with the presentation at least-it did look edible this time. Sadly, it didn’t taste it. I coughed, trying to force myself to swallow and smile, wanting to do neither.
Scylax
apple strawberry yummy thanksgiving peacan crust cherry delicious whip cream pumpkin bake flour smells good sweet sugar i love to eat pie
Liz
I once had sex with a pie
Greg
I love pie, there are so many different kinds. Apple, blueberry, boston crme. Boston Creme is my favorite. Its chocolaty, cremy and bostony! And man, pecan pie rocks. Thats only if you like pecans though. I wasn’t always a fan of pie.
Matt Sumpter
I love pie, mostly my mother’s apple pie which i miss now that i’ve been on my own. It always had raisins in it because my Dad loves raisins. I suppose i could try to make it on my own but then it wouldn’t be the same and would prolly make me miss home more.
Cheryl
pie is one of those things that’s extremely delicious but some of them aren’t. Some pies just taste like other pies that don’t taste quite like pies. Which is strange because they are pies. And all pies taste like pies…right?
Hunter
Once, I got one of those pies-in-a-box that you just heat up and eat, no baking involved, right? I got one of those–and I started eating my slice, only to find that the inside was moldy as all hell. It was vile.
No wonder I don’t like pie so much anymore.
CH
cherry pie is the pie that i think of first. which is weird because it’s definitely not my favorite. i had pecan pie for the first time last year. i’m pretty sure it was thanksgiving. yeah. at my dad’s house. ellie’s family made them and they were delicious. and i like pumpkin pie. and apple pie. cherry pie is fourth i guess…but i don’t have pie a lot. i like pumpkin cheesecake.
bbbbbbbb
Oh wow, I love pie. I prefer cake but I can get down with some pudding pie, cream pie, or some apple or pumpkin. The best memory of pie is when my mom makes pudding pies. We must be white trash because my white trash roommates make it too.
standard
Once upon there was a little girl who didn’t want to write about pie. Instead, she wrote dark stories involving shark attacks and zombie chickens. Her parents were quite amused and thought nothing of it; her teacher was alarmed. She was sent to the school councillor, who deemed her entirely stable.
lalala
I don’t like pie very much. There are so many flavours out there of pie–apple, pumpkin, cherry, chocolate, coconut cream, key lime–the list goes on. Why do people eat pie anyway? It’s just crust with filling inside. We eat it for dessert, sometimes even for dinner with meat and vegetables.
Maggie
I ate a pie today and kissed it with love.
I was a pie one day and decided not to go with it, to run away and be free, I didnt want to be eaten, I just wanted to be a writer or an artist.
Not a pie.
Why was I a fucking pie?
Why lord Why?
Pablo
Pie is a lovely thing, which tasted very good and is warm. There is a lot of pies, different types, apple, and other fruits of sorts. There is a movie called american pie, and sweet apple pie is considered american in america. Also i love pie, because of the taste of it.
Marc
She loved pie, ever since she was a young child. Her mother used to bake it in the kitchen every evening, and then sell it to the neighbors the next day. Each time, she would request to sample the batter. Her favorite was apple pie. Cherry was next best.
That was before the alcohol started to show up.
Tassel
The pie aroma was wafting through the air; making all the kids of the neighborhood come to the yard. The eldery woman was well known for her great tasting pies, and her genorosity to the children, whom she treated as her own.
Anonymous
She didn’t care about pie. Unless it was cherry, of course.
Me
I like pie. It is one of my favorites. I like apple, peach, cherry, coconut. Basic, fancy, creamy and fruity. I do not like banana cream though. I hate bananas. Why would anyone ruin a pie with them?
rr29
It was hot, filled to the very brim with cherries and jam. Frank burnt his hand on the metal foil, removing it from the oven. When he whimpered and drew his fingers to his mouth, Gerard smiled and caught his hand, bringing it to his own mouth. He sucked Frank’s burnt fingers into his own mouth, smoothing the burn over with his tongue and removing them to trail his lips along the length of them.
underpants.
I was so head-over-heels, I even baked a pie for him. Not cupcakes or cookies, but an old-fashioned, apple pie. His best class was science. He’d probably dissect it or something.
I gave it to my cousin Eddie instead.
Blaire
i love to eat cherry pie
axs
Pie is delicious. Set upon a window the aromatic fumes fill the kitchen with apples and cinnamon and that pastry scent of flaky crust. I open the window, let it cool, mmm. Desert.
Jessica
i love pie and i think that if more people ate pie more often then the world would be a much better place, i heard obama likes pie, but i also believe obama is full of shit and overrated so i dont really have a point with that so where was i, yeah pie. It is a delicious pudding which is i dont even know what to say its a nice thing to eat and now i have ran out of time.
qwsfdads
I threw away most of a pumpkin pie that sat in my fridge for a week. Oddly, no one else seemed to want to eat it.
Marie Callendar’s is having their pie sale. Marie is kind of evil.
adiamond
i had an apple pie this afternoon and when i took a bite into it, this huge caterpillar wriggled out. I asked it what it was doing in the pie, since it’s supposed to be on a leaf instead. It told me that it was so green he confused it with another sexy caterpillar.
PAULINE
There
Evi
Pie is the most wonderful of desserts, considered the old man. Five men had gone into the making of this one. The first, his grandfather, who had taught him to cook as a small child.
wOLF5813@hotmail.com
Pumpkin pie is really only good in the fall.
Apple pie is really only good in the summer.
But
We are adults now.
And it is our time to decide whats best.
AnnA
pie is a great food as well as an extremely helpful number. i like all kinds of pie including cherry apple black berry. pie is best served hot with ice cr4eam and other people. pie is good to share with friends and family. pie crust is sometimes the best part of the pie. the pie as a whole has a very good smell
Naha
“the true art to a great pie is the pastry
“, my Grandmother had told me when i was young. If only she’d told me how to make it!
df
Sit still while I get the pie out of the oven.
Memmy
pie luscious pie steaming hot creamy buttery crush filled with beautifully colored fruit
NWartist
i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove
pie
andy
He looked at the pie anxiously, unable to tear his eyes away. It looked so good, so yummy, so unbearably scrumptious.
But he wasn’t allowed to eat it, oh no. He had to wait until the mistress got home and even then, she might not let him have a bite. But it looked so good and so delicious. Like the yummiest pie he could ever imagine.
He couldn’t help it. He took a bite of the pie. It tasted so good.
There was a pie on the windowsill by that cat ate it. Shithead ate it. The cat’s name was actually shithead. Point is, that was my pie, and not just any pie, but my birthday pie.
I have come to the conclusion karma is in fact a bitch. I guess im the real shithead.
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i hate apple pie.
i love blueberry pie.
i love pecan pie.
i love pumpkin pie.
its nice to eat
Pie is delicious, however has trouble identifying with other foods. It can be sweet or savoury, or even if you drop a letter, it can be mathematical. It has a troubled and confusing identity, that leads it to hide within its tasty crust.
Poor Pie.
Gosh I’m Hungry
pie is a delicious dessert that makes me feel all warm inside. It is a great thing to eat while you are watching a movie or simply talking with the family. If I had to have one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be pie!
I bit down into the golden crust of the pie. Well, he was making progress with the presentation at least-it did look edible this time. Sadly, it didn’t taste it. I coughed, trying to force myself to swallow and smile, wanting to do neither.
apple strawberry yummy thanksgiving peacan crust cherry delicious whip cream pumpkin bake flour smells good sweet sugar i love to eat pie
I once had sex with a pie
I love pie, there are so many different kinds. Apple, blueberry, boston crme. Boston Creme is my favorite. Its chocolaty, cremy and bostony! And man, pecan pie rocks. Thats only if you like pecans though. I wasn’t always a fan of pie.
I love pie, mostly my mother’s apple pie which i miss now that i’ve been on my own. It always had raisins in it because my Dad loves raisins. I suppose i could try to make it on my own but then it wouldn’t be the same and would prolly make me miss home more.
pie is one of those things that’s extremely delicious but some of them aren’t. Some pies just taste like other pies that don’t taste quite like pies. Which is strange because they are pies. And all pies taste like pies…right?
Once, I got one of those pies-in-a-box that you just heat up and eat, no baking involved, right? I got one of those–and I started eating my slice, only to find that the inside was moldy as all hell. It was vile.
No wonder I don’t like pie so much anymore.
cherry pie is the pie that i think of first. which is weird because it’s definitely not my favorite. i had pecan pie for the first time last year. i’m pretty sure it was thanksgiving. yeah. at my dad’s house. ellie’s family made them and they were delicious. and i like pumpkin pie. and apple pie. cherry pie is fourth i guess…but i don’t have pie a lot. i like pumpkin cheesecake.
Oh wow, I love pie. I prefer cake but I can get down with some pudding pie, cream pie, or some apple or pumpkin. The best memory of pie is when my mom makes pudding pies. We must be white trash because my white trash roommates make it too.
Once upon there was a little girl who didn’t want to write about pie. Instead, she wrote dark stories involving shark attacks and zombie chickens. Her parents were quite amused and thought nothing of it; her teacher was alarmed. She was sent to the school councillor, who deemed her entirely stable.
I don’t like pie very much. There are so many flavours out there of pie–apple, pumpkin, cherry, chocolate, coconut cream, key lime–the list goes on. Why do people eat pie anyway? It’s just crust with filling inside. We eat it for dessert, sometimes even for dinner with meat and vegetables.
I ate a pie today and kissed it with love.
I was a pie one day and decided not to go with it, to run away and be free, I didnt want to be eaten, I just wanted to be a writer or an artist.
Not a pie.
Why was I a fucking pie?
Why lord Why?
Pie is a lovely thing, which tasted very good and is warm. There is a lot of pies, different types, apple, and other fruits of sorts. There is a movie called american pie, and sweet apple pie is considered american in america. Also i love pie, because of the taste of it.
She loved pie, ever since she was a young child. Her mother used to bake it in the kitchen every evening, and then sell it to the neighbors the next day. Each time, she would request to sample the batter. Her favorite was apple pie. Cherry was next best.
That was before the alcohol started to show up.
The pie aroma was wafting through the air; making all the kids of the neighborhood come to the yard. The eldery woman was well known for her great tasting pies, and her genorosity to the children, whom she treated as her own.
She didn’t care about pie. Unless it was cherry, of course.
I like pie. It is one of my favorites. I like apple, peach, cherry, coconut. Basic, fancy, creamy and fruity. I do not like banana cream though. I hate bananas. Why would anyone ruin a pie with them?
It was hot, filled to the very brim with cherries and jam. Frank burnt his hand on the metal foil, removing it from the oven. When he whimpered and drew his fingers to his mouth, Gerard smiled and caught his hand, bringing it to his own mouth. He sucked Frank’s burnt fingers into his own mouth, smoothing the burn over with his tongue and removing them to trail his lips along the length of them.
I was so head-over-heels, I even baked a pie for him. Not cupcakes or cookies, but an old-fashioned, apple pie. His best class was science. He’d probably dissect it or something.
I gave it to my cousin Eddie instead.
i love to eat cherry pie
Pie is delicious. Set upon a window the aromatic fumes fill the kitchen with apples and cinnamon and that pastry scent of flaky crust. I open the window, let it cool, mmm. Desert.
i love pie and i think that if more people ate pie more often then the world would be a much better place, i heard obama likes pie, but i also believe obama is full of shit and overrated so i dont really have a point with that so where was i, yeah pie. It is a delicious pudding which is i dont even know what to say its a nice thing to eat and now i have ran out of time.
I threw away most of a pumpkin pie that sat in my fridge for a week. Oddly, no one else seemed to want to eat it.
Marie Callendar’s is having their pie sale. Marie is kind of evil.
i had an apple pie this afternoon and when i took a bite into it, this huge caterpillar wriggled out. I asked it what it was doing in the pie, since it’s supposed to be on a leaf instead. It told me that it was so green he confused it with another sexy caterpillar.
There
Pie is the most wonderful of desserts, considered the old man. Five men had gone into the making of this one. The first, his grandfather, who had taught him to cook as a small child.
Pumpkin pie is really only good in the fall.
Apple pie is really only good in the summer.
But
We are adults now.
And it is our time to decide whats best.
pie is a great food as well as an extremely helpful number. i like all kinds of pie including cherry apple black berry. pie is best served hot with ice cr4eam and other people. pie is good to share with friends and family. pie crust is sometimes the best part of the pie. the pie as a whole has a very good smell
“the true art to a great pie is the pastry
“, my Grandmother had told me when i was young. If only she’d told me how to make it!
Sit still while I get the pie out of the oven.
pie luscious pie steaming hot creamy buttery crush filled with beautifully colored fruit
i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove
pie
He looked at the pie anxiously, unable to tear his eyes away. It looked so good, so yummy, so unbearably scrumptious.
But he wasn’t allowed to eat it, oh no. He had to wait until the mistress got home and even then, she might not let him have a bite. But it looked so good and so delicious. Like the yummiest pie he could ever imagine.
He couldn’t help it. He took a bite of the pie. It tasted so good.