I ran. I ran over the bridges and through the streets in hopes to get out of the Riviera. My feet began to hurt, so I slowed down.
I saw him getting larger behind me.
I ran.
(get it? “pie” is French for foot)
Luke!
Pie is such a strange food. Who created pie? Why pie? What is the language-derivative of pie? What was the first pie? It’s so odd that I have so many questions about pie itself, but is it? Pie!
Jake
“In your eye, pizza pie!”
“Hey, that one didn’t even make sense.” I smiled at my friend’s thoughtful expression.
He tried again. “Don’t know why, eagle eye.”
“Sad.” I punched him in the arm, and gestured towards the ice cream stand. We needed distraction.
Ann (of Shadows in Mind)
Apple. Delicious. Tasty. Granny Smith. Green. Red. Sometimes yellow. Blueberry. Cherry. Baked. To eat.
adriaan dekker
I don’t ever like the crust…that is, unless it is graham cracker :)
icequeenlives
apple
Anonymous
i havent always been a big fan of pie. my best friend julia prefers pie on her birthday instead of cake but i like ice cream cake. pie can also be defined in mathematical sense as 3.14 and on and on. my math teachers in school could always recite pie to its fullest value which amazes me. pie
ally
There once was a Thanksgiving dinner unlike any other, it was strange, but everyone in the Stoners United family had made it to Canada to see Summer and keep her company. Summer made five thousand cakes for the stoners and she thought they were all very pleased, but then they all looked at her and said ‘BITCH, we wanted PIE’.
Summer
I’ve secretly never loved pie. I’ve always had to put up a charade just because everyone else loves it so god damned much.
William Angles
Pie! It’s so delicious. Coming in so many wonderful, fantastic flavors, that filling in between the succulent pastry, how it is incredible! Sometimes, when I’m alone, I think of pie. I think of its magnificent smell, its wonderful everything! I slept with pie once. True story. It was bliss. Absolute bliss.
Drench
a piece of pie
or cake?
why wouldn’t there be cake?
there should always be cake.
white icing, white cake, little sugar roses
blossoming and blooming
on a three tiered travesty
kiss the bride
but first
shove the cake in her face
because you love each other so much, and oh, isn’t that cute, take a picture
it’s not cute.
you have cake in your face.
joliene
The way it steamed. It rose in the air, releasing such a invigorating sent. Hot cherry pie!
Anonymous
God I love the pie. Pie, I want to sex you. You sexy lady. Sexydimetime. Did you ever feel warm pie guts on your phallus? Yeahhhh thats whats going on. Let’s go party in the woods and makeout with pies and date them and marry them pie pie pie FUCK YEAH I LOVE PIE I LOVE DENMARK I LOVE THE SEX
kiffer
omnmnom pie i dont like pie do i not like i pie i dont like i dpie it ok but i dont like it. i dont wanna talk about pie i thnk i think we should talk about something else but then again maybe then tank flew and blew the camper into olbivion but i thought about t and ran itnto my piwith a ryebread machine that was mean and i didnt care about any pie, fuck the pie. fast fsat fsat ast type ifuck i wish it made sense more but i had to type fast
meow
i love pie, and do you know what else, homer likes pie too. it can be savoury or sweet, i prefer the savoury ones!
this is a long 60 seconds.
tanysha
once i ate an apple pie so quick and freshly strewn on the table. down poured the teardrops from the mantlepiece diamonds. leaking their oozing fillings as the pie melted in my mouth. crunched bones of animals lost found themselves in my yard, as the crust tore on the pie itself.
Melody Webster
i LOVE pie! i remember going to an amish restaurant every year with my dad & grandma on my birthday and getting cherry pie. i miss those days, i wish i could go back to that.
katie
He liked the look of the pie, but decided his C cups were big enough and skipped desert.
Joe Dunnbridge
Blueberry pie and Proust. Those two words rarely go together, but I had a chapter of Proust (in the original French, no less) due the next day and my friends needed to know how to bake a pie for an upcoming Thanksgiving party. They switched off reading to me from “
Florence
pastrie yummy beef and onion gravy, a mash top can be ood and even a curry veggy one can be quite delicius man my spelling sux
When I picture pie, I picture a nice, fat grandma with a crisp, white apron and a kind smile, holding out a homemmade pie just for me, her smile crinkling as she gives me the first bit. Then I think of my grandma, and all she had to offer me was a cigarette. No wonder I am how I am today.
sdc
Oh, pie. This one is crusty, with sugar crystallized on the gold crust. I don’t know what it’s filled with. Maybe lemon. I have only had a lemon pie once, and it was spectacular. The filling was sweet and tart; it makes your mouth pucker. The crust was sugar-encrusted. It was a perfect contrast.
Solomon Fix
Pie. Steaming and full of hot filling, I always burn my tongue on the first slice.
I know it’s hot, but I can never wait to taste it. This one’s blueberry. I never liked the way they looked inside — the filling is practically black, it’s thick and dark.
Sender
There is nothing more yummy than pecan pie with whipped cream made by your mom. I love the smell wafting through the house combined with the smells of autumn. Every sense is aroused as there is anticipation of all the relatives gathering for thankgiving.
NP
The apple pie was sweet and tasty. I take a bite and the apple melted instantly in my mouth. It was warm, a perfect snack for a cold, Sunday night. My cheeks warmed as I gobbled up the rest of it. It was heavenly.
ac
Pies are tasty but i prefer cake for some odd reason. I think it comes down to me liking squares and rectangles better than circles. Let’s be real, they’re all yummy.
im not one to eat pie. the fact that i might be able to eat something like this is actually a complexity. Pie, or pi is really 3.14 apple pie. The real fact is that pie can save us some way or another, eat enjoy, don’t forget to digest.
Anonymous
i love to eat cherry pies. They make your tummy full. I usually eat them around thanksgiving along with pumpkin pie. Not only sweet pies but things like chicken pies and other stuff. I love dessert pies though. Especially home made.
Anonymous
yum
mememe
mmm,pie! i lkove pie, my favorite is apple pie with vanilla ice cream! Also because i always eat them in the fall ? i love pie…
Lauren
Delicious, warm…and forbidden. I feel my waistline expanding just looking at it, and as my imagination shoves the confection whole into my gaping mouth, my practical mind tallies its calories, and I am lost in a vortex of conflict…
Alli
I made an apple pie once, my grandmother helped me and let me use a glass rolling pin that was about a century old. It was absoLUTELY delicious but not very appealing to look at. I mean, “not very appealing at which to look.”
Mixie
i love pie. i love to make it from scratch. the crust is sometimes hard to make but it’s so much more satisfying to know that i made the whole pie myself. my favorite kind of pie is apple. i made a cherry pie once and didn’t mix the tapioca correctly but it tasted
Melanie
From cherry to apple and rhubarb, pie brings us together. The quintessential food of family meetings, pumpkin pies at thanksgiving, banana ones at funerals. If the whole world ate pie, I think we’d be better off, more peaceful.
Because pie comes in peices, and pie comes in peace.
PaigeSusan
I love pie. Of all the many comfort foods I have entertained, pie has been the most satisfying. All kinds, Blackberry, blueberry, peach, strawberry, apple. Especially Apple. And this one kind, this one fruit, has been the best. the only kind for me. when I’m in a bad mood, I eat Apple Pie.
Julia
eat it and you will see how your stomach will grow fat and how the sky will fall on you. dream it and the money which you thought was going to come becomes and unreality. be it and you ultimately will be nothing at all
Anonymous
pie – three quarters. mathematical terms, pi. lemon
ceeeeee
eyes round as pie plates, the cat gazed up at me solemnly, coolly, with a respectable air
the golden hue of the sky and the moon and his eyes were one and it was then that i felt some sense of harmony.
I ran. I ran over the bridges and through the streets in hopes to get out of the Riviera. My feet began to hurt, so I slowed down.
I saw him getting larger behind me.
I ran.
(get it? “pie” is French for foot)
Pie is such a strange food. Who created pie? Why pie? What is the language-derivative of pie? What was the first pie? It’s so odd that I have so many questions about pie itself, but is it? Pie!
“In your eye, pizza pie!”
“Hey, that one didn’t even make sense.” I smiled at my friend’s thoughtful expression.
He tried again. “Don’t know why, eagle eye.”
“Sad.” I punched him in the arm, and gestured towards the ice cream stand. We needed distraction.
Apple. Delicious. Tasty. Granny Smith. Green. Red. Sometimes yellow. Blueberry. Cherry. Baked. To eat.
I don’t ever like the crust…that is, unless it is graham cracker :)
apple
i havent always been a big fan of pie. my best friend julia prefers pie on her birthday instead of cake but i like ice cream cake. pie can also be defined in mathematical sense as 3.14 and on and on. my math teachers in school could always recite pie to its fullest value which amazes me. pie
There once was a Thanksgiving dinner unlike any other, it was strange, but everyone in the Stoners United family had made it to Canada to see Summer and keep her company. Summer made five thousand cakes for the stoners and she thought they were all very pleased, but then they all looked at her and said ‘BITCH, we wanted PIE’.
I’ve secretly never loved pie. I’ve always had to put up a charade just because everyone else loves it so god damned much.
Pie! It’s so delicious. Coming in so many wonderful, fantastic flavors, that filling in between the succulent pastry, how it is incredible! Sometimes, when I’m alone, I think of pie. I think of its magnificent smell, its wonderful everything! I slept with pie once. True story. It was bliss. Absolute bliss.
a piece of pie
or cake?
why wouldn’t there be cake?
there should always be cake.
white icing, white cake, little sugar roses
blossoming and blooming
on a three tiered travesty
kiss the bride
but first
shove the cake in her face
because you love each other so much, and oh, isn’t that cute, take a picture
it’s not cute.
you have cake in your face.
The way it steamed. It rose in the air, releasing such a invigorating sent. Hot cherry pie!
God I love the pie. Pie, I want to sex you. You sexy lady. Sexydimetime. Did you ever feel warm pie guts on your phallus? Yeahhhh thats whats going on. Let’s go party in the woods and makeout with pies and date them and marry them pie pie pie FUCK YEAH I LOVE PIE I LOVE DENMARK I LOVE THE SEX
omnmnom pie i dont like pie do i not like i pie i dont like i dpie it ok but i dont like it. i dont wanna talk about pie i thnk i think we should talk about something else but then again maybe then tank flew and blew the camper into olbivion but i thought about t and ran itnto my piwith a ryebread machine that was mean and i didnt care about any pie, fuck the pie. fast fsat fsat ast type ifuck i wish it made sense more but i had to type fast
i love pie, and do you know what else, homer likes pie too. it can be savoury or sweet, i prefer the savoury ones!
this is a long 60 seconds.
once i ate an apple pie so quick and freshly strewn on the table. down poured the teardrops from the mantlepiece diamonds. leaking their oozing fillings as the pie melted in my mouth. crunched bones of animals lost found themselves in my yard, as the crust tore on the pie itself.
i LOVE pie! i remember going to an amish restaurant every year with my dad & grandma on my birthday and getting cherry pie. i miss those days, i wish i could go back to that.
He liked the look of the pie, but decided his C cups were big enough and skipped desert.
Blueberry pie and Proust. Those two words rarely go together, but I had a chapter of Proust (in the original French, no less) due the next day and my friends needed to know how to bake a pie for an upcoming Thanksgiving party. They switched off reading to me from “
pastrie yummy beef and onion gravy, a mash top can be ood and even a curry veggy one can be quite delicius man my spelling sux
3.14159.circles shapes weeeee. yum apple baking pie. crunchy crust warm food hungry. sugar aplle flour …..
When I picture pie, I picture a nice, fat grandma with a crisp, white apron and a kind smile, holding out a homemmade pie just for me, her smile crinkling as she gives me the first bit. Then I think of my grandma, and all she had to offer me was a cigarette. No wonder I am how I am today.
Oh, pie. This one is crusty, with sugar crystallized on the gold crust. I don’t know what it’s filled with. Maybe lemon. I have only had a lemon pie once, and it was spectacular. The filling was sweet and tart; it makes your mouth pucker. The crust was sugar-encrusted. It was a perfect contrast.
Pie. Steaming and full of hot filling, I always burn my tongue on the first slice.
I know it’s hot, but I can never wait to taste it. This one’s blueberry. I never liked the way they looked inside — the filling is practically black, it’s thick and dark.
There is nothing more yummy than pecan pie with whipped cream made by your mom. I love the smell wafting through the house combined with the smells of autumn. Every sense is aroused as there is anticipation of all the relatives gathering for thankgiving.
The apple pie was sweet and tasty. I take a bite and the apple melted instantly in my mouth. It was warm, a perfect snack for a cold, Sunday night. My cheeks warmed as I gobbled up the rest of it. It was heavenly.
Pies are tasty but i prefer cake for some odd reason. I think it comes down to me liking squares and rectangles better than circles. Let’s be real, they’re all yummy.
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……tasty
im not one to eat pie. the fact that i might be able to eat something like this is actually a complexity. Pie, or pi is really 3.14 apple pie. The real fact is that pie can save us some way or another, eat enjoy, don’t forget to digest.
i love to eat cherry pies. They make your tummy full. I usually eat them around thanksgiving along with pumpkin pie. Not only sweet pies but things like chicken pies and other stuff. I love dessert pies though. Especially home made.
yum
mmm,pie! i lkove pie, my favorite is apple pie with vanilla ice cream! Also because i always eat them in the fall ? i love pie…
Delicious, warm…and forbidden. I feel my waistline expanding just looking at it, and as my imagination shoves the confection whole into my gaping mouth, my practical mind tallies its calories, and I am lost in a vortex of conflict…
I made an apple pie once, my grandmother helped me and let me use a glass rolling pin that was about a century old. It was absoLUTELY delicious but not very appealing to look at. I mean, “not very appealing at which to look.”
i love pie. i love to make it from scratch. the crust is sometimes hard to make but it’s so much more satisfying to know that i made the whole pie myself. my favorite kind of pie is apple. i made a cherry pie once and didn’t mix the tapioca correctly but it tasted
From cherry to apple and rhubarb, pie brings us together. The quintessential food of family meetings, pumpkin pies at thanksgiving, banana ones at funerals. If the whole world ate pie, I think we’d be better off, more peaceful.
Because pie comes in peices, and pie comes in peace.
I love pie. Of all the many comfort foods I have entertained, pie has been the most satisfying. All kinds, Blackberry, blueberry, peach, strawberry, apple. Especially Apple. And this one kind, this one fruit, has been the best. the only kind for me. when I’m in a bad mood, I eat Apple Pie.
eat it and you will see how your stomach will grow fat and how the sky will fall on you. dream it and the money which you thought was going to come becomes and unreality. be it and you ultimately will be nothing at all
pie – three quarters. mathematical terms, pi. lemon
eyes round as pie plates, the cat gazed up at me solemnly, coolly, with a respectable air
the golden hue of the sky and the moon and his eyes were one and it was then that i felt some sense of harmony.