potato

April 16th, 2010 | 247 Entries

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247 Entries for “potato”

  1. the one with the skin, the one that grows within, the one with the hard core, one not like the one before, you can do it in many different ways, it never seizes to amaze, potato

    christina
  2. The potato farmer looked up wearily at his wife. She was yelling again, or at least that’s what he thought. He had learned to tune her out on more occasions.

    chantelle
  3. mr head, he was so happy. but no one knew how he really felt. A toy, no real value. without feeling or really seeing the world, its playground. but no one knew what went on in his head.

    Jenna
  4. Couch potatoes look like potatoes after eating too many potato chips. Lack of exercise and sunlight makes them look like lumpy mashed potatoes.

    njnewsource.com
  5. I’m craving french fries like no one even knows right now. Something about how crunchy they are is so satisfying. Not just the taste – but the sound as I devour them is the greatest sound in the world.

    rae devi sharma
  6. the episode of full house when jessie gets married and the laft side of the audience says potatoe and the right side po-taht-to.

    kyra
  7. potatoes are super yummy to eat they are yummylicious oh wow they are good they can be made into potato chips and they are good. irish people ate them a lot don’t ask me why. they had a potato famine too.

    Ethan
  8. somebody hacked into my ebay account yesterday and bought a heart shaped potato (along with a silver dildo, preparation h wipes, and a plastic breast thing) on my account. this led to some complications, mistakes were made, but it was all fixed. hoorah! if anyone wants to see the crappy potato thing here’s a link lol http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290423165959&ssPageName=ADME:X:RTQ:US:1123#ht_500wt_1182

    David S
  9. A thousand and one potatoes stacked. Spud Mountain. That’s a lot of potatoes.

    Marty Valencia
  10. No more potatoes mother. I hate them don’t you know that. Stop trying to feed me those nasty things. Oh wait you can’t understand anything I’m saying. Man I can’t wait until I can actually speak real words and not just cry my lungs out.

    Elise
  11. Potatos suck. I hate them. My mother used to always insist on potatoes every single goddamn day, and she would force feed them to me until I would vomit. My dad would always say, “What a waste of good potatoes!” and my mom would just sigh, shake her head and start to clean up the mess.

    Morga
  12. Potato!

    One word i struggle to describe.

    How do you have yours?
    Mash
    Boiled
    In Salad
    Or Fried…..???

    Best on Mum’s homemade HotPot!

    YUM IN MY TUM.

    Victoria Gregory
  13. I love french fries. So much. I know that my parents want me to lose weight and be all healthy and pretty, but French fries? Really? I could never get rid of them from my diet. Goddamit, I want more right now.

    Ras
  14. fenchfries with ketchup and gravy and pouline and lots of other foods like icecream. Fried fat that’s bad for you. veggies that are good fibre. lots of other food. Feeling fat and ugly when you eat too many fries or icing

    bre
  15. Potatos make me think of death, not french fries. the famine in Ireland and then the black plague. Maybe I just have very deep-seated problems I never knew about.

    Melissa
  16. smashed potatoes at thanksgiving meal are delicious. the butter and the sour cream are so delicious. the time spent with family is amazing and priceless. thanksgiving time is always a great time to be home. being away from home its good to go back home and spend time with family. the potatoes are always delicious.

    Jenn
  17. soup
    ireland
    yum
    uhhh
    ear wax?
    red
    brown
    french fries
    potato gun
    peel cooking
    ho

    shea
  18. chips in the bag and the crumbs in my lap. i cant help but feeling lost in the salty crumbs. maybe tomorrow ill make cupcakes, and let the neighbors know im still alive.

    katy
  19. Potatos sure are yummy. The people in Ireland ate them alot. I really feel bad for those Irish people who lived druing the Irish potato famine. They had to live on nothing but potatos and then all the potatos died.

    How much does that suck? I mean really, to only have one food source and for it to die off. Awful!!!! Poor things.

    Aly
  20. potato little word-so hard to spell!! Where is it’s toe? Why do I need it to have a toe? potato root of the earth root of irish ancestors, Aunt Emma leanning on her crutch with a hoe to get out the potato what stock I come from!

    Marilaurice
  21. it is brown
    living deep underneath the soil
    hiding from the sun
    as it sprouts eyes in my drawer
    trying to see exactly why we dug it up
    why we choose to eat it
    it wonders

    Amanda Mary Rose
  22. French fries. Carbs.Chips. Velvety when baked properly with copious amounts of butter. boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. meals always turn into wonderful brews with potatoes around.

    JJP
  23. Potato. Hmm there is controvery over this word. Is it spelled potato or potatoe? If you ask a previous Vice President he’d have sayed potatoe. I’m not sure how he’d spell it now. Global warming maybe?

    Melissa
  24. so one day i was eating a potato when it screamed at me, what the fuck dude. i said to him sorry man but i got to eat. he said go eat a cow or something i have feelings you know. i said to him, so vegetarians are wrong then. he said yeah we have more feelings than a stupid fucking cow.

    nathan man
  25. Potatoes are from Ireland. My friend is Irish. My best friend. He always talks about change and, well, one time I saw it on his back porch. Just the clouds. Sitting over the pond, over the sun. Hanging there. I thought everything was so permanent, but then…. they changed. The beauty became disaster so quickly. So he told me. So he told me. You just gotta buck up and deal, dear.

    Nic
  26. What? Potatoes are weird. They sprout if you don’t put them in dark place then die if they aren’t planted. Otherwise, they rock, mashed, smashed sliced they are yummy.

    Miss sia
  27. Potato. This word brings many things to mind. 1. a delcious tuber that can be served in several forms, 2. an old, haggard, wrinkled and brown lady who may or may not have a personality disorder.

    Lindsey Martin
  28. from the potato grew a daisy.

    rebecca
  29. I’ve lived life considering the bad rap potatoes have gotten over being compared and sullen to the level of lazy human beings with nothing but self loathing contempt for their existence
    The truth is that there is no nobler food than potatoes except

    Oren Weizman
  30. Potatoes don’t come from Ireland at all. They come from Peru. There’s even a blue variety.

    Carol
  31. The potato. A plant that hides itself underneath the ground, afraid of the judgment that it receives.

    Jim
  32. Potato show how humans want to control their surroundings. Our ability to control where they grow and how they grow.

    But all I think about is how a little boy said potato. Po TA Toe

    Robyn
  33. Potatos are the apples of the ground. They are one of the most versatile vegitables out there, and make some of the greatest snacks and fattest people.

    Dani
  34. The potato top was positioned inside the glass of water held with tooth picks. There were some glimpses of life coming from it, strands of roots trying to grow.

    Mary Lou Wynegar
  35. I love french fries and chips. They are so delicious, yet i feel my arteries clogging. Someone close that bag of doritos please. Put the potatoes back in the ground, im not in IrelANd

    Chris
  36. pototo i say tomato wow i really cant write about this one. music now theres a word i could write about one word love one word music one word me =) well till tomorrow signed potato

    kristin
  37. If we were to be served one dish, just one dish that would have started an argument it would have been this one. Potato soup. Ever since we had arrived in the country we had made attemps to avoid this dish. But here it was. Potato soup.

    Scott
  38. Potato pie. How many people have actually eaten it? Not me. It just sounds really gross. I’m hard-pressed to eat loads of potatoes after being raised on a strict meat & potatoes diet. Mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, how many ways to make potatoes?

    Stephanie
  39. It isn’t that often that a man takes the time to really look deep inside himself … deep enough to know the true essence of his vegetable – counter being in life … if I were a man, perhaps I would consider the idea that a potato most suits the inner search for a soul-suit that I find myself constantly preoccupied with … but what kind of potato? And why a potato? … these questions are not questions that should even be given thought to … I’ll tell you why: it’s only by letting go of the search for truth that brings you to the truth. I know I am a potato. I don’t ask why. I just surrender myself to the spud. Simply put … I am a simple spud … no amount of questioning myself will change that … accept me … spud I am. Potato spud.

    Alexandra
  40. potatoes are among the most versatile of foods. my favorite way to cook them is to cover a pan of wedges in olive oil, fresh rosemary, and sea salt and cook them for about an hour.

    Maia