potato

April 16th, 2010 | 247 Entries

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247 Entries for “potato”

  1. I like potato salad with my hamburgers. It is pretty good. Only made by my mom though, because that’s the best.

    Liz
  2. mash da potato potato theres a potato in veggie tales i think haha

    z
  3. potato comes from the ground. you can do anything to a potato to make it good. fried, mashed, grilled. they are a vegetable, but are really fattening for you if you eat too much. i love potatos. why are they so good?

    Hannah
  4. I love to bake a sweet potato in the smallest oven in my house; the table top one with a crusty window and crumbs dabbling the bottom of the pan. The potato doesn’t mind. My mom does.

    Odetta Fields
  5. Why potatoes? I don’t find them particularly interesting. We could be writing about photography, or base jumping, or something more slightly interesting than a vegatable that just sits there. Even phrases don’t shed positive light on potatoes. Ever hear of a couch potato? They’re lazy.

    tori vanhorn
  6. i like potatoes. and french fries. i don’t like mashed potatoes though, or potato wedges that have too much potato in them.

    tori vanhorn
  7. Hot Potatoes are good. Sometimes I will microwave a sweet potato with holes in it in a damp paper towel. Sprinkle some hot chili, squeeze of lemon juice.
    i must be hungry.

    ravi
  8. Irish, something I don’t like but my parents insist on serving ever meal. Bah :(

    Emma
  9. Nose as big as a potato. Thats what she had said to me. Thats what everybody said. Not how smart I was, not how talented I was, but potato nose. Nothing more to it. One minute I was Kathy Miller, next thing I was potato nose.

    Tia
  10. There are so many ways to eat a potato when you think about it. You can devour this lovely plant that grows from our amazing planet that we live in, in a variety of ways. The first and most important way to eat it, in my opinion, is french fries! Who doesn’t love a good plate of steaming hot, right from the fryer, with complimentary calories and greasy, lovely, fat?

    Nathalie
  11. Wow that shit was so hot. When it landed in my lap, i worried for my vagina. Its the only one i got, and without it, i could never release another soda from my body again. I had to rid it. That potato went flying into unsuspecting grannys

    domi
  12. potata, the different interpretation on the pronounciation of words varies to a great amount. that’s it i’m done.

    jasmine
  13. Potatoes are shaped like the Earth, which is why they were sued by her years ago.

    Copland
  14. i have an obsession with potato chips. i ate half a bag of potato chips today with heluva good sour cream dip. it was super delicious. potatoes are my downfall. french fries, hash browns, potato latkas, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes. i love potatoes. delicious.

    meghan
  15. bread
    root
    potato
    soup
    nature
    food
    head
    man
    fried
    nose
    pie

    Paulo
  16. I am kind of scared of potatoes…especially when they have those nasty things poking out of them! Ugh! It really kills me! One time, a mentally challenged girl walked in my house and took a potato and began to eat it plain…raw…just like that. I think she thought it was an apple…I felt bad for her though

    sainad Suarez
  17. i love eating the skins of the potatos after my mom cuts them all off they are so good and taste like unsalty french fries. the skins are not good for you however cause they apparently carry alot of bacteria.

    colton
  18. Lovely in soup, this root of the ground is very edible, delectable and can go with just about anything. I love mine mashed, scalloped and deep fried.

    Caitlin OConnor
  19. growing potatoes is a simple endeavor. Leaving the soil loose is the key to easy harvesting. Storing the produce after harvest is key, as too much sunlight will permit unwanted sprouting, while too much dampness and darkness will lead to rot. Potatoes are used in a variety of dishes and come in three major varieties; yukon gold, russet, and red.

    Mandy
  20. potato is an inside joke for me and a friend. whenever there is a dirty piece of innuendo said in a group, we look at each other and say “hahahaaaa POTATO!!” and sometimes high 5. Its very confusing, im sure, for the other people. But, it brings us joy.
    Also, my friends started a line of clothing called POTATO WEAR with such clothes as BAKED POTATO and SWEET POTATO.
    ;]

    mara
  21. of the potato came the greatest gift of all – french fries. whoever thought of this phenomenon was pure genuis.

    me
  22. cremy lovley gooey goodness. all in a tight skin, crucny and tender. Love in a small serving, yet packet with flavor. Excitement. you know, potato. baked?

    sierra
  23. potato

    zach
  24. potato was brown
    like my skin
    im thin fit in shape it great
    i hate a hater eat shit off his plate
    mt flow deeper than a lake or the ocean
    i drink the potion i got that notion to

    st
  25. There once was a potato. His name was Rex. He was the king of all potatoes. He was a corrupt king. He had a hundred mistresses. Because of this, he contracted AIDS. He gave it to all the female potato he slept with. Everyone got AIDS, gave it to someone else, then died. And thus, potatos are extinct. Thanks to Rex.

    Jacklyn
  26. The potato was just brown. Not only brown. Just brown. Nothing was unfair for the potato. He was grown for one purpose and only one. To be eaten. If life was only this simple for all of the creatures.

    Kristen
  27. yum potato is like what my mom likes so good but also so boring like my life is boring, is there a my life is boring? mr. potato head is just a head that’s a potato, i wonder how many kids have wanted to eat mr. potato head? he’d be nice and crunchy on the inside, full

    Wandering Flower Petal
  28. hot potato, french fries, the Irish potato famine…
    Mr. Potato Head has a long and storied history, although he’s actually of central American origin. Do you say tomato or tomahto, potato or potahto? I guess Mr. Potato Head would just say “papa”

    Winky
  29. The Irish potato famine. How picky were these people. Hadn’t anyone ever introduced them to a carrot, or some kind of meat? Seriously. If you starve to death because there are no potatoes, then I think it’s time you found a new vegetable. Well… your kids I mean.

    Marc
  30. jaybird
    smoking jacket reveals
    tender feelings
    habitual removal of foxy
    elements: the display
    was offered
    a la carte while
    the tierra del fuegos
    took the stage
    zanzibaring all
    remnants
    of the forever men
    sliding down
    the squeegee bends.
    frivolity comes
    in twos and threes,
    not really much
    more mustard than
    that. down
    the street
    caravans assemble,
    vigilance is cast
    off, the table
    set by
    the usual name and tide.
    Account for yourself,
    bloody fool: enough
    with your vagaries: contact
    officialdom, cagey little
    beasts,
    standard warranty,
    unaccustomed earth
    in the diligent dance.

    paschal
  31. The potato became self aware some time in the second fortnight. As it looked into it’s own nascent soul, it liked what it saw. No longer was this potato destined for rot or for consumption. It was an end unto itself.

    mason
  32. The potato sat on the table, mocking Jeff. Here he had planned to make some soup, perhaps a battery, but all of his plans had turned to mush, simply because he didn’t have any of the required items except the potato. That goddamn potato. Of course, he’d had it for weeks, plenty of time to get an item or two that was required otherwise, but now it had white eyes all over it, and it was disgusting. He didn’t want to look at the potato. Goddamn potato.

    Mackenzie
  33. The potato. The spud. The very being of Idaho and others. Oh, how illustrious an edible item of ground based growing. Without sun, and yet with utility. Without beauty, but with great practicality. It is a vegetable of versatile variety.

    Rezu
  34. Potatoes are good. they made a rap with what Sam from Lord of the rings said about potatoes… it was cool. boil um mash um stick um in a stue. I like potatoes. om nom nom nom. food

    luke
  35. potatoes have eyes. they are absolutely ridiculous, almost like baseballs. i never liked them. they’re dark and hard and don’t taste well unless you mash them up, which destroys their original being. i used to eat baked potatoes in grade school, back when i didn’t know the difference between choice and free will and just following. but now i can’t do anything else than try to make the best choices possible, such as not eating potatoes.

    demisemiquav3r
  36. I can count to potato. Frankly, anyone can. Even the autistic girl found on nearly every online community board.

    Liam
  37. potatoes grow in dirt. Does that make them dirty? Yes, potatoes are dirty, little sluts.
    Potatoes likes to take it all, since they are so dirty. They screm for more, and you too want more potato.
    You soon give in to temptation, and give the dirty potato what it screams for.

    lolanonymouslolol
  38. Potato flying on a rocket thinks that …oh no, potato can`t think, it’s just a potato on a rocket.

    Paulina
  39. What many people think about is whether fries should be considered healthy or not, just because they’re made of potatoes…which happen to be a vegetable. I guess it’s fair to say that just because something is a vegetable, all that matters is the cooking method….so if it’s dipped in oil…well then I don’t think it should be considered healthy

    Zeina S
  40. simple, staple, underrated, overdone. the basics of all the vegetables. ill never take you for granted again.

    Sydney