potato

April 16th, 2010 | 247 Entries

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247 Entries for “potato”

  1. Oh, god, not potatoes again, Hayden moaned.

    Mom, why do we always have to have potatoes? I don’t like them much.

    Just be quiet and eat them, dear, Carly smiled through gritted teeth.

    R
  2. Hot potato, sweet potato… I had some sweet potato hash yesterday, and it was incredibly delicious. I really don’t have too much to say about potatoes, seeing as they are not one of my favorite foods. They feel too simple sometimes, and the dense texture gets to me, unless they’re cut thinner.

    Kendra
  3. He was staring at me, I don’t know why, but he was. I kept looking behind me to distract him. Maybe he thought that my head looked like a potato.

    Henry
  4. Potato is a very good source of food. It gives you energy to do your daily activities. It is also tasty when it’s cooked. Potato can be cooked by any types of dish. Mash potatoes, potato paste

    Shazlien
  5. It tastes like a vanilla dream on a cloud of .. pie and I really don’t think that I appreciate eating too much of it because unfortunately for me, I grew up in Potato Town. That was not a fun upbringing.. my mother would throw potatoes at me and yell “RUN POTATO GIRL RUN!”. It was pretty degrading. And really, I did NOT enjoy it.

    Laura
  6. My mother always says in her family runs the potatoe-gene. Where others prefer pasta or rice, her family would always go for potatoes as a side. I think I have inherited that gene. I just ate some delicious potatoes for lunch, after all.

    Ti
  7. In Ireland there was hunger, famine, need. People cried out for help as poverty took its toll. My mother told us we must be strong, we must believe that God would help us, so like good boys we prayed.

    Rebecca
  8. big fat veggie i eat it a lot it can be mushed or baked or eaten raw omg who does that…me. not really i dont do that ohwell i should try it someday it might turn out to be….amazing like barack the obama

    lala kelly
  9. You take it out of the box and dump his lumpy body and its parts onto the table. Apply ears, spectacles, a cowboy hat. Huge blue shoes. Then you roast him, just like the rest of us, in the FIRE OF LIFE. AND DON’T LET HIM CRY–there’s no plastic handkerchief.

    Brian Slusher
  10. Fried potatos is a great meal it can gives energy but it increase your weight if you eat many. I like poiled ptatos as well with milk and cheese it will be smashed potatos..I feel hungry right now.

    micho
  11. I sit in the ground, I am buried, rooted… I am soiled, surrounded by dirt, and I feel nothing.

    Inora
  12. potato

    MichËle Drechsler
  13. Potato. Sofakartoffel. Da sitzt er in seinen Kartoffeln, ‰hm, Pantoffeln, auf dem Sofa und schiebt sich eine Kartoffel nach der anderen rein, scheibchenweise mein ich, so gebackene, nein, frittierte Kartoffeln und er fragt sich: was soll ich blofl machen mit meinem Leben?

    Lisa
  14. The man looked like a potato, Mr. Potato Head, to be exact. His head was bald and somewhat pointy, bronzed brown from the sun and leathery from the smoke of a thousand Marlboros.

    gino
  15. A root vegetable, rich in carbohydrate; finger chips made from it are favourite food of children; can be mashed after steaming; great ingredient for sandwich , samosa filling.

    pavalamani pragasam
  16. Under ground
    amidst the worms and dying leaves,
    I sit
    and wait
    for the shovel to come
    and free me.
    Shake the dust from my skin.

    Kevin
  17. I have a potato. But i hate this potato. he makes me angry. He doesn’t like me very much either. i wish i had other potatoes.

    mary
  18. One potato, two potato, three potato, four… I like potatoes in many forms. I love potato soup with lots of pepper. I’ve never tried growing my own potatoes though. I don’t like sweet pototoes.

    Nancy*
  19. Potatoes are inherently Irish. So much so, that when the potatoes are taken out of Ireland, they starve. This is a historical fact. Potatoes are a great source of nutrients but they need to be eaten infrequently or at least very little each day because they are known to cause weight gain. They grow in the ground and usually have to be washed before they are eaten. This is because they are always covered in dirt.

    kate
  20. recipe
    french fries
    yams
    not so great
    mr potato head
    toys
    toy sotry the movie
    game
    hot potato
    hot steam
    bacon beats

    nicole
  21. I can count to potato! I find this really offensive as a meme because down syndrome people are really cool and better than all the other people that I meet. Especially people from China, India, Japan or any asian countries. Not that i’m racist, just all the people I meet from those countries suck.

    Ned
  22. Potatos makes me think about irish people. They have very cool accents and i wish i could talk like them. I think the boondock saints were irish and they were pretty badass i have a list of people i wish were my dad and they were both on it along with william wallace he is scottish not irish probably doesnt like potatos then

    Dan
  23. Elementary my dear Watson, elementary…

    Fets
  24. theres not much i (or anyone for that matter) could say about a potato, it is just one of those things you always appreciate (fried, mashed, raw?) but never notice until its gone, just like that girl that always said hi when you where in high school, or the bus getting on time to the stop. it is important, its just does not seem important enough to be noticed.

    andres ramirez
  25. mr. potato head. the man’s got changeable eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. talk about an identity crisis!

    Hala
  26. i had a large amount of potatoes for dinner tonight. they were quite delicious, but the mixture of potatoes and pasta wasn’t the greatest choice of dinner. i do like potatoes a lot, but they take too long to make, and this makes me sad. if only there was a faster way to make potatoes. one day..

    lots of things can be done with potatoes, not just eating. you can make potato launchers, which

    adam
  27. I always loved potatoes. Baked, mashed, fried, roasted: I LOVE POTATOES. I lived off of potatoes for much of my childhood it seems. I didn’t like a lot of foods, but I sure a hell loved potatoes.

    Gwen
  28. I once at a very tasty lunch that had potato’s in it. I was in a potato show. French fries. Yummy. Heat. Hot.

    Kelleigh
  29. the horse thought to himself, potato is a stupid name, i run everyday to earn this overweight chris farley his dang pretty girlfriends and all i get is this crap name. sometimes i wish i was a unicorn, that way i could roast marshmellos with that fool.

    tyler tarver
  30. It was rough and papery, like the map Rita has shoved in the glovebox of the Chevy. She couldn’t decide whether to eat it right there in the heat of the parking lot or wait for some sour cream, but either way, the potato was staring at her and telling her that Jeremy wasn’t coming back.

    Rose W.
  31. The gentle, subtle potato walked across the pond with the one thought in his head, “dang, I wish I hadn’t challenged that wizard to that duel” but then he changed his mind because

    tyler tarver
  32. She thought about having a potato for dinner, maybe with some chopped broccoli and mushrooms, a little cheese. But then she thought about what a potato isóthe dreaded carb that would immediately find its way to her thighs and take up residence for a very long time.

    Andie
  33. hot potato hot potato its burning my hands!
    Hot potato hot potato i am not a fan

    Ellen Eli
  34. the vegetable that could single handedly feed entire nations. it tastes great in any kind of stew. oddly enough it tastes fine raw with a pinch of salt. potato chips come from it and are essential to fat people all across the globe.

    Andrew Lammers
  35. russell! white..n brown..it looks like an angry veggie..y so fattening..wish it was prettier..buts is yummy if cooked well
    n easy to make too…i miss u aaloo ( russell)

    ishita
  36. I WATCHED A MOVIE CALLED FAITH AND POTATOES AND I THOUGH IT WOULD BE DUMB BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND HELP MAKE ME HAPPY!! THIS IS A REALLLY COOL THING TO DO ONLINE I LOVE TO STUMBLE OH YEAH POTOTAES ONE OF MY FAVE FOODS

    JESSICA
  37. There was a purple potato who like to eat. He did not know what to eat until he saw a juicy brown veggie next to him. He ate it. Then he realized he committed cannibalism. The end.

    Siobhan
  38. Potato chip, potato chip. A crunchy crunchy. I love Jesus. A bunchy bunchy!

    Kate
  39. Potato fields. As far as the eye could see. Patrick Ryan wiped his brow, shoulders aching and skin baking in the hot sun. It had taken two weeks and three men of his acquaintance, but he’d done it – all his lands were planted, all the soil tilled, all the hopes and dreams for the crop’s end set in humble ground.

    E
  40. idaho is the best state everr :) I have family friends that live there and we spend every new years eve together! Partyin’ it up. Potatoes are also good mashed. :)

    ashley