pregnant

October 13th, 2009 | 455 Entries

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455 Entries for “pregnant”

  1. Ma meilleure amie tomba enceinte

    McTernell
  2. Pregnant with babe. pregnant with ideas. Pregnancy is such a loaded word. It means birth but it can mean death, and it’s a dangerous worrying trend that ideas are not supported through their pregnancy of the mind. Well, I never support them through it anyway. And like a baby, giving birth to an idea is a difficult, uncomfortable process

    Tath
  3. I told my 50 year old semi-drunken fiance I was pregnant. He never doubted it was his. His bragging rights included “doing” over 300 women, dozens of abortions & fathering 5 with one niters. Paying support to only 2 of them. Aren’t pro sports figures a hoot? Thing is, I wasn’t pregnant. I’d had my tubes tied. I knew pregnancy would propell him to get a vasectomny. Which he did. Game over. You’re welcome ladies.

    @
  4. a women who has a baby in her belly after having sex with a man she loves or maybe not. it’s usually a real happiness for everyone and sometimes it’s not.

    margareth
  5. alot of my teen friends.not me any time soon to many things 2 accomplish & 2 selfish

    kl
  6. pregnant pauses are full of potential, the potential of an awesome life, what will you make of it? It’s yours for the dreaming, dream on butterfly. if you can dream it you can do it. YEAH

    d
  7. I wonder what it feels like to be pregnant. They say you’re never fully a woman until you become a mother. But birth is also one of the greatest physical pains there is for a woman. Or does the joy of bringing in a new life, YOUR own little life, overcome any possible pain? I guess I will never understand until that time comes.

    ac
  8. a moment of panic, mixed with shear joy. It’s all very surreal as I try to process. You’re sure, right? Could this just be one of those fals positives? Should I even be asking questions or should I just let myself be excited…numbingly excited. It’s incredible…but incredibly daunting.

    nate
  9. This is a word. A special word. New life. New life for the world. Special. Special. Special.
    Not something that she wanted, though. Not at all. This was for later in life. Later, much later. When she had a husband and a good job and was done with college. Not now, not when she had her exams and everything. Not with her boyfriend going off with her best friend.

    secret
  10. It was the shock of Mimi’s life as the test confirmed her worst fear. She was pregnant. With Joshua Ryan’s child. She wasn’t young, and she knew that she could support the child, but she feared anything about a child or anything else made by the cruel man.

    Kelsey
  11. she was pregant. She couldn’t belive it. How could this have ahppened ! It never shouldl hva happened, never at all.
    “cody?” her voice wnet wierd when she tried to talk into the phone. “cody are you there>: she could’t hear him at all but she kept talking. “I’m pregnat! It’s all your stupid fault, cody!

    Arianna
  12. She deliverd the good news to the family. Bad news recieved. She would be thrown away to the streets, left behind like a baby chick. It was denial and progression, and this was how she started he child’s life.

    popularity?
  13. i wonder why it’s not embarrassing to have a pregnant belly. it’s really unavoidable to the eye. also, seriously – how cool is it that there is an actual teeny person in there?!

    Anonymous
  14. My daughter wears clothes for pregnant women. It started w/ a short billowing knit blouse. It’s grey, like her eyes. She’s sailing thru the fog of adolescence. She doesn’t pretend to be pregnant. In fact, she says she never wants babies, ever. She visualizes incinerating the hopeful egg. Which results in only a small brown stain where there should be a monthly bright red show of disappointment.

    @
  15. Leaning with a hand on her lower back she closed her eyes.

    “When will this baby be outside of me?”

    Sipping a glass of water she sat down and waited.

    makaid
  16. pregnant is what my wife was
    she had one “in the oven”

    We loved that little one who grew
    And now is 6 feet tall.

    Never have we loved so much
    As the one we did not intend to have at all.

    Carl Holmes
  17. i wife can be pregnant. there’s a baby near the womans stomag :)
    when a woman is pregnant, she’s founding a family. she has to feed the baby and maybe

    bliblu
  18. I remember my teacher saying I was pregnant. She might have actually been saying that we all were. The thing is, I’m a guy. I guess she assumed I knew its alternate meaning. I did, but she didn’t explain. She said it was time to give birth.

    Mark
  19. pregnant

    Anonymous
  20. HA! Been there, done that. SO glad that part of my life is over. It was great to be a Mom, but if I had it to do over, I would have bought a farm and some golden labs.

    Great-Great-Grandma
  21. Oh, God. Oh my God. How could this have happened? Okay, well obviously I know how this happened. I mean, we don’t have to go through Phsycial Science class again. But…seriously, doesn’t it go against all odds?

    How on earth is my mother, my fifty-seven year old mother…pregnant?

    Julia
  22. It just had to be this word. I have issues with this word. I am told to be fruitful and multiply and I can have any more kids. Sad. so sad. cry.

    ginia
  23. The pregnant pause. Exactly what does that mean? I don’t know off the top of my head, I would have to seek out my dictionary. I will look once my minute is up, just so I know in the future. Well, I suppose I will look online, as that will be easier than flipping through some paper pages in a book.

    Paula
  24. getting pregnant is easy for many.. but its very hard for the people who really tries for it.

    free_writer
  25. she lay there, belly bulging. the beginning of life ready to transcend her skin and leap into the world. we waited. they she came.

    Anonymous
  26. I remember the pregnant pause when I asked him if he’d been faithful. It was perhaps a millisecond but was all I needed to know for sure what I’d suspected for the past six months. While I’d been happily planning our wedding and thinking about starting a family he’d been making it with our next door neighbor’s daughter.

    onemore
  27. pregnant. i hope not to be pregnant any time soon. i’m in college, a kid would not be good right now. the guy i’m with jokes about having kids, i haven’t told him i think he’s insane. i can’t even imagine having kids. very scary. they’re so little and need so much. i know i can’t provide that for years, maybe a decade. very scary.

    Karin
  28. I didn’t mean for it all to have played this way.
    I thought it was the right thing to do.
    Although we are not together anymore, she is amazing.
    Maybe that’s why we met, for her.
    To bring her here… she is my savior.

    I made the right choice

    starpunctures
  29. I didn’t mean for it all to have played this way.
    I thought it was the right thing to do.
    Although we are not together anymore, she is amazing.
    Maybe that’s why we met, for her.
    To bring her here… she is my savior.

    I made the right choice

    edward stardust
  30. Fall was no longer right around the corner; it had now hit our small town full force. I realized I had been holding on to some unexplainable hope that the cold would never arrive, but here it was, blowing back my hair in icy gusts. I pulled my coat around my stomach to shield it from the wind, and as I looked down at my growing bump, I realized that maybe I felt the same way about the baby as I had about the weather. But no matter how much it seemed like it would never arrive, I knew there was no stopping it now.

    KB
  31. oysters. that’s all I have to say.

    akka b.
  32. Babies. Scary to think about babies when I’m only nineteen. It amazes me that some women are married and want a baby so badly. Pregnancy is wonderful for them. For a teenager getting pregnant is a huge fear and a burden. For all the women who have given up babies, there are so many more who wish they had them.

    Amy
  33. I love watching the Miss America Pageant. I know the word is pregnant, but I can’t see any of those beauty contestants being pregnant.

    Not that I’d like to contribute to their pregnancy.

    Any takers?

    Capn Kirk
  34. i am pregnant 4 the ist time.i m so

    sil
  35. Pregnant with emotion, I shouldn’t have sex with him because I might get pregnant.

    The leaves are pregnant with drops of water now.

    I’m pregnant now. Pregnant with emotion, I have this baby inside of me. I love him. But I hate the circumstances in which he was brought into the world.

    Somebody.
  36. Whoo. I don’t wanna be pregnant. Haha. Not yet anyway. However, I do remember when we were kids, that we always played at being pregnant. (Guess we hadn’t figured out exactly /how/ it is people get pregnant.)

    We pretended to have delivery rooms, due dates, baby cots…

    peiyun
  37. are you ready?

    Sunshine
  38. I thought I might be pregnant, and suddenly felt extremely guilty for smoking and drinking. It turned out that I was depressed and eating too much.

    Pregnancy isn’t a good thing for me… my son is 11 years old now. I had him when I was 19. No one knew. I gave him up for adoption. I still miss him, every day.

    birthmother
  39. Once my freshmen year in college, a random stoner asked me if I was pregnant. I kicked him in the shin and he hit me right back. I’m not fat. It wasn’t completely impossible for me to be pregnant, I would just have to be 7 months pregnant. And I know for SURE I don’t look that big.

    notpreggo
  40. That egg we found with a knot in the shell. No, that stone with a bulge and a negligible head. It was as though my body was meant to be. I slept on four pillows like someone in a fairytale for the fire inside

    safra