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October 13th, 2009 | 455 Entries

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455 Entries for “pregnant”

  1. umm im definetly not that but hey new borns are nice. la la la i’d name it wilfred!
    or coraline. Gah! Ha ha so yeah. i hope that girls baby isnt ugly.

    Anonymous
  2. try to be you in another body, another dreams without your mistakes

    kittythekat
  3. so many ways to say this one thing, but yet I am tongue-tied in front of him. I’m… I’m… expecting, knocked up, killed the rabbit, utteryly and hopelessly PREGNANT.

    katie
  4. Pregnant has such a strong connotation. Unfortunately I felt my blood pressure rise as I read it. That might be because I am a young male in a sexually active relationship. That word is just about the scariest thing ever.

    Michael
  5. She was only 12. How could this have happened? Her boyfriend said he loved her. She believed him. She was afraid. Afraid of losing him. Afraid of the idea of it all. Now she was afraid of what she would do with this living being inside of her. She was afraid of her mother and her father. She was afraid of the life this child would have.

    K. E. Goad
  6. The silence in the room was deafening. Everyone leaned forward to better hear the detective’s next word but they would have to wait because this man new the value of a pregnant pause…

    Paulie
  7. Are you pregnant?! what do you mean you’re a LITTLE pregnant! Either you are or you aren’t.

    hmm
  8. My fingertips are bulging with constrained passions, energy pulsing through translucent veins. Sparks fly as beauty meets paper.

    jorken
  9. hoh. a seed a green pea pregnanted with life from the Almighty. children asked me what is life? what does it mean to have liefe in the pea? she was pregnant. not with a child

    rani.
  10. Swollen at the hips. I feel like my stomach is dropping out through the bottom of my body. Today is a heavy day.

    r.a.
  11. katie was pregnant. and phoenix is now the most beautiful baby that i have ever seen. he lights up my world. and james wanted an abortion. she said he cries for that now. how could anyone look at that child and not love him to death

    Anonymous
  12. Sexy woman, baby and happiness are the keynotes of this cylce of life

    George
  13. Im not sure if i ever want to be pregnant. The idea of having something that is from me is really sweet but I cant rely on the fact that my husband or whomever my partner is will stick around long enough to help raise a child the way i see fit. There are too many reliances on other people to decided if that is what i want. I enjoy the fact of teaching a living thing how to grow up into a idealistic person.

    nevernver
  14. I could be. I’m probably not. All the time, if I feel a little softer inside, or a little bit ill, or oversensitive to smells… but I’m not. Good thing, too, because I’m not ready. Will I ever be? No way. Too selfish. But I want to be. I want to create a human being. I’d love to have a baby.

    Anonymous
  15. being pregnant was the oddest experience of my life. who knew that it was the easiest part of motherhood? certainly not i!

    layla macoran
  16. I coundn’t believe it. I mean how could a lving person– no it was not living – just don’t think about it. Just one stupid night and I have to deal with… I am NOT A MOTHER!

    Katie
  17. oh shit how could my gf of 4 yrs never got pregnant. not any scares even!!! she was on birth control but he to of fucked at least 1000 times i mean come on. not that i want a kid. but yeah. pregancy wouldve sucked. i dont like kids. i like my nephews, but thats about it. kids are just so… so……………………………………………………
    annoying? not tryin to be a dick.

    joey
  18. Yo, dawg. I heard you wanna get pregnant. So I put a sperm in yo’ egg, so you can get fertilized while you get pregnant.

    ….Dawg.

    Xzibit
  19. I closed my eyes, sighing. The day had began. I hoisted myself up, hand supporting my belly. My husband lay beside me, konked. He snored loudly.

    “Get up” I told him. “Make me breakfast.”

    Sierra Rose
  20. Curves, soft, lack of acute or obtuse. Negligable marks sinking and swerving around every bend and each hinge and bone. Skin tight. Press harder. Kicked out, little foetues craving to run away; break the umbilical noose.

    Hannah
  21. Ich wusste, das ich schwanger war. Die

    Eva-Maria Obermann
  22. The test came back negative the first time
    Negative the second time
    And then, after a bologna sandwitch, negative
    For a third time.
    I could cry with joy-
    This tiny, frail little girl of mine is safe.
    For now.

    ADHljbi;oj
  23. “I think… I think I’m pregnant,” she told me, and my heart stopped.
    It wasn’t me, of course. This girl isn’t 13. But god, sweetie. You’re 13. You’re 13. How could this happen to you? You weren’t going anywhere anyway, but now you’re more stuck than you’ve ever been, and that boy will own you.

    Xiaolin
  24. She was small, frail, hands folded over her a slightly protruding stomach–she had only just begun to show. She approached me hesitantly, her head bowed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more defeated looking person.

    “I’d like to get rid of it,” she whispered.

    CH
  25. glad im not. but was before. regret

    Anonymous
  26. I dreampt I was, a couple times, actually. The fist time, the birth was painless- but the babies were piglets and I didn’t want them. The second time I was pregnant with twins, and I screamed for the doctor to take them out of me because they were killing me from the inside.

    Xiaolin
  27. pregnant? what happened to ‘pie’? whih was here earlier or s this on US time?

    Anonymous
  28. kid very fun to have fat women who eat ALOT and are mean and cry all the time and stuff its so gay but kids are really awesome i hope some day to have like 13 of them no lie i really want that many but i will hit a kid if i need to my sister was pregnant omg it suck so bad she lost her job and all that kind if stuff but the kid cool some time he has the worst cry ever no lie but ya thats what i think about when i hear pregnant all that stuff hahahaha.

    jidediah gaither
  29. No. No, no, no. How could this happen. It was one night. One. Night. A mistake. The condom broke ONCE, and…

    And…

    Oh god, no. Why? Why is this happening? I don’t have the skill to be a mother, dammit. I’m not ready. Not ready, not ready, not ready…

    Erin
  30. This word sends shivers down my spine, I can’t even take care of my self, much less a child. Hell, I’m just a child myself… In retrospect I should probbly start wearing a condom… huh…

    Jason Leonard
  31. Oh I can’t belive it happened. I thought I was so careful, but I guess we had a little accident. I guess that’s what happens when you play with fire. But all human beings are frail and temptation can be intoxicating. I wish I could take it back, but I cannot.

    Chuckles
  32. I wish that when my boyfriend and i do it we don’t have o risk getting like this i also think that although we use condoms that I would be aloud to take the pill. as much as i would love to have kids i am not ready to at the moment. So yeah that is what i wish that there is no risk

    Erika
  33. the pregnant lady entered with her usual meekness.

    Santanu
  34. with thought. Oh, shit! Not again! It’s something equally feared and cherished. From the labor of creation and maintaining care, it’s a huge undertaking that not everyone is ready for.

    Anonymous
  35. I honestly cannot see the appeal in having children.
    But i guess there is a certain beauty to a pale young woman holding her rotund belly with a look of utter…peace.

    AnnA
  36. Pregnant with ideas. Pregnant with the premonition of the future. There in the pregnant and poignant moment before the action takes place, like in a Hellenistic sculpture, I am ripe, swelling with anticipation of that next artistic venture, smoking my cigarette and moving aside the want-ads. Me pregnant with a baby? Never.

    Lara
  37. oh shit right now i COULD be pregnant. i dont know what i would do if i was. this shit is scary because im not ready to be a mother. fuck. i guess i have to take responsibility.

    Amy
  38. “Well, that’s awkward.”

    Anonymous
  39. at this point
    god forbid

    when you

    are asked
    but
    really told
    and you

    reallyhave

    no

    choice.

    Anonymous
  40. She was pregnant, obviously, a beautiful balloon that looked as if she was about to pop. I felt something stir next to me, and looked down to my son. “Daddy,” he whispered, “Is that what Momma looked like?”

    I bit my lip and sighed.

    Evi