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October 13th, 2009 | 455 Entries

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455 Entries for “pregnant”

  1. i’ve never been pregnant, and i’m not yet sure if i ever want to. i don’t know if i can ever be PREPARED. it brings about a whole lot of scary responsibility. will i be good enough as a parent? how can i steer this child into a successful adult in this messed up world? i don’t know. i don’t know. but if i’m ever pregnant i can rise to the challenge…

    floreta
  2. a woman, waiting to give birth. In a lot of pain. But apparently the pain is worth it, to bring a new being into the world. What will the kid grow to be? He could be fucking gandhi or hitler. and thats that.

    Neal
  3. the woman was pregnant and she become an author who had to bring up five other kids due to the fact that they were not actually hers becuase she found them in africa during the time period of dino’s and she told all five kids that their fathers were cavemen because this woman, who is pregnant is actually the caveman town whore and she gets around alot because s

    Dale Armstrong
  4. she had a fat belly. it happened on accident, but that didn’t mean she didn’t want it.

    sarah schuster
  5. pregnant

    baby
  6. heidi klum used to be pregnant, but she gave birth to a daughter today, or so the papers say. i bet she’ll be blond and tanned and beautiful with grace and style and music in her blood. what a lucky little girl. I wonder who she was the last lifetime to pick such a one this time?

    Terri
  7. who was that? the woman standing just three feet away. you saw her, next to the man with the pinstripe suit and a feather in his hair. What was that that they were holding, I think it was me. Yes, it was me. Waiting for the road to clear within time.

    Anonymous
  8. damn that bitch be pregnant! stuffed fucked bursting bout to splatter a little baby all over the flo’.

    jdw
  9. The javasphere was impregnated by the crafty flying beach ball that resembled a triangle under the influence of lethargy. Yet before conception could occur, a pale mistress of lavender intervened and declared, “Make haste, dreamers, for the time of nirvana is at large!”

    Andrew Hicks
  10. I was pregnant when the sun set and we walked through the bath towards the building with the green door and a cat standing guard outside. I was going to ski down the other side of the mountain but you met me at the top and convinced me that the wind was a trap.

    nicloe
  11. I found out one of my friends was pregnant today. What a shock it was to realize that people you respected and never would have thought would mess up so young do. These people are not married, have no job and are still in high school. Pregnancy has a time and place, and these girls are putting the cart before the horse. I feel so much compassion on these people and feel the compulsion to pray hard for their changes to come.

    Liz
  12. not possible. I have had a disease for years now that causes infertility. Its a curable disease, i just can’t afford medical care.

    tammy
  13. pregnant women are the machines that drive civilization into a progressive state. Man and Woman unite in an act of beauty and subtle lust that results in me and you.

    SnRMgee
  14. I was watching tyra and today she had women on who didnt know they were pregnant. That’s probably one of my biggest fears…not knowing I’m pregnant.

    Kathleen
  15. oh shit, how did this happen? i know how it happens, but I hoped it would never happen this soon. My parents are going to kill me. I am too young to have a family. Penis

    funk
  16. Oh my god, I can not believe you went and got yourself pregnant. And now you’re spending a of your time with the one girl who was in your situation, but worse. Way worse. Do you have any idea what you have gotten yourself in to? And now you’re doing coke? Flipping jeeps? Smoking everything in sight? I pray for that baby. I will pray for him or her every single freaking day. Because they are going to need it.

    asdf
  17. I know someone who is pregnant. She is my best friends sister. She’s already married so i think thats okay. I dont want to have children until im older.. hopefully married. Im not sure i even want to get pregnant… i dont want my stomach to never be pretty again….and im scared about

    gianna Tricarico
  18. Children. Crying babies… really a whole slew of unpleasant things really. Good reason not to get pregnant.

    Although, I suppose that some people think that its a good idea. It’ll make them happy?

    Eric
  19. Pregnant. I read a poem about it once, it was one about melons and strands, bread, purses. Google it, you’ll find it. Funny, i was half expecting another word i could use to write about my problems–and now that i think of it…i can.

    My mind, is pregnant with thoughts, and worries.
    What will i do?

    Brooke.
  20. my cousin is pregnant. its really very cute. her sister was pregnant last year. her baby is really cute. my friend shanika is also pregnant. it’s a total drag. she’s so sick at work that i have to be upbeat all by myself. i feel really bad for her

    Anonymous
  21. How fitting. I’ve never been pregnant. Then again, I’m a guy. Last night I had sex with my girlfriend and ejaculated but didn’t have an orgasm. So we cleaned off and started again til I came “all the way.” I wonder if she’ll get pregnant.

    Poopsmith
  22. i would really not like to be pregnant because i wouldn’t want to get married in the first place. it would be too much pressure on my part to take care of the baby, and i wouldn’t be a very good mother either. many people might want to have offspring to pass their legacy on to, but i want to have spare time and money for my own needs.

    Gem Evanes
  23. omg… I don’t want to get pregnant till I”m married. Or at least engaged. Teen pregnancy is horrible. I mean yes, I have some lustful thoughts, but I never act out on them!!! I mean really! How could I?

    Sarah
  24. She was pregnant and gross. I’m not sure why, but I hated it. I hate pregnant people.

    Ciara
  25. big, abortion, unwanted, STDs, baby, defect, c-section, teenage,

    sean
  26. fat

    Anonymous
  27. i hope im not pregnant i always think im pregnant god i can be stupid blahhh blaahh btu sometimes i really think im pregnant my body has the signs…. or maybe it will just be my stpid firends making me think that and my paranoia…. but im pretty scared constantly of being pregnant

    stupid
  28. A new beginning a chance to give your life to another. Carry on with life.

    k
  29. There was a pregnant silence. Megan waited for him to speak, to explain, to make some lame excuse, but he said nothing, just looked at her sorrowfully. Then he turned and walked away. She was too shocked even to call out to him.

    Scylax
  30. its odd that my word is pregnant. im seven months along. my baby is due two weeks before christmas. im excited. i hope she loves me as much as i love her. <3

    Kyrie
  31. oh my good lord. usually not a good thing. i live in new york city, new york city. too many young girls get pregnant and don’t have the capabilities to provide for a young baby. on the other hand the natural glow that a pregnant woman has is something indescribable and beyond words. i look forward to nurturing my pregnant wife, and my futures kids.

    Anonymous
  32. Pregnant? I know a few people who are pregnant. All of the female human species, mind you. However, one noticeable difference is the age in which these females are getting pregnant. I’m a college student of the early twenties, and my fellow female students are presented with the opportunity to get knocked up!

    harold
  33. She couldn’t believe it. How had this happened. They always used protection. They used it then too. But maybe it was faulty. How was she going to tell him. He didn’t want kids. She knew one thing for certain. No matter what happened she would keep the child. She had always wanted children. She would keep the child even it meant loosing him.

    Kristen
  34. holy shit. i am late and i can’t believe that this is the random word to choose me. irony? coincidence

    oh my
  35. baby.
    the living miracle.
    the proof that God is not yet discourage of us humans.
    i hold the baby in my arms
    and the universe is much alive.
    baby.
    i see the smiles and wrinkles.
    soft to the touch.

    tina
  36. I waited not at all patiently for the 60 seconds needed for the indicator to change colour and announce my fate. When it turned that ghastly shade of barbie pink. I put it down on t bath side and waited, and waited for the JOK!!! flag to pop out.

    bemawi
  37. That’s it. Done.
    She’s pregnant.
    It doesn’t matter anymore.
    Her life is ending every second.
    So what if she stops it all?

    Elle
  38. How do you tell the someone you love that you’re pregnant? That together the two of you have succeeded in creating one of life’s little miracles? How do you say, Honey, we’re going to be a family, without having them faint? Will they believe you? And what about you? Are you ready to admit to yourself that you are pregnant?

    Abby
  39. Pregnant with anticipation. Pregnant with unacknowledged love. Pregnant with hidden emotion. Pregnant with anticipation. Labor pains…

    Janice Lind
  40. There was a pregnant pause as both girls stared at each other. Then, without warning, Megan turned and ran. Julia watched her go in shock. She didn’t chase after her best friend.

    Liane