pregnant and resting my cheek against the cold metal sinks. pregnant and forcing myself past him and through the door. pregnant and sitting at home next to the phone wondering how quickly i could reverse the piece of him he’d put inside me and then i thought of how beautiful he was and wouldn’t consider it.
jericho
i would love to be, but i dont love you, i’m sorry. i wish i could have your baby,but i’m not sure thats how it’s meant to be. i know you would be a great father, but i couldnt be a good mother to your child.
mal
My wife was pregnant. I ran down the different aisles of the cubicles yelling with joy and my co-workers peaked out grinning. Even the boss congratulated me and told me to take the week off. I packed my things, ran for the car and rushed home. Then I saw flashing lights. What a mood killer. I pulled over fumbling for my wallet.
Gouldin Lion
My oldest daughter was pregnant, and I couldn’t have been happier; this was going to be my first child, so like any other father, I puffed up with pride. I stood outside the delivery room waiting. The nurse rushed out with a huge grin and announced that it was a boy. I began tearing up.
Gouldin Lion
Why are you running away?
Kaizar
Horror belly, swollen. Lost pride. Responsability. Stillness. Pain.
Therese
I can’t believe this is happening. My nightmares came true. Is it blue? But Who? I don’t remember anything about that night. But it’s impossible. I’m too young. Is there anything I can do? Do clothes hangers really work?
David
My sister was pregnant until today… now I have a new nephew. He’s fresh and shiny, newly minted. I like him so much already. Will he like me? I wonder.
Jo
my roomate was pregnant but she left today. i cried alot. School will not be the same.
kristen
Well i hope to someday be pregnant. But ofcourse i want to be married, happily, and i want to be at a much older age than 16. Although i may feel scared about being pregnant and all the things that go along with it, i think it would be a great miracle.
Alison
There was a very pregnant pause. Sue was unsure how to break it; she didn’t want to disturb his tears if he didn’t want comfort, but she didn’t want him to think she hadn’t noticed him if he did. How was she to know whether or not he was simply letting his emotions go?
Tassel
I’m pregnant, she screamed! The baby’s bounding itself to my innards. I’m going to cry. Wait, wait. I know what I’ll do. Hand me that knife! The super glue, too. I’ll kill it, I’ll kill it! She shouted with glee. And I just watched, dismay painted on my face. I felt bad, but I couldn’t stop her that night.
Jenn
Pregnancy (latin “graviditas”) is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations, as in the case of twins or triplets. Human pregnancy is the most studied of all mammalian pregnancies. Obstetrics is the surgical field that studies and cares for high risk pregnancy. Midwifery is the non-surgical field that cares for pregnancy and pregnant women.
Childbirth usually occurs about 38 weeks after conception; i.e., approximately 40 weeks from the last normal menstrual period (LNMP) in humans. The World Health Organization defines normal term for delivery as between 37 weeks and 42 weeks[citation needed]. The calculation of this date involves the assumption of a regular 28-day menstrual cycle.
Kidach
omg im scared this will suck
rocky
This was the final straw. If that man did not get me my hot wings and ice cream in the next five minutes, he can just forget this whole thing.
Gracie
Jane looked in the mirror and saw, with a gasp. that there was a bulge sticking out between her hips. “No way.” she said to herself, then looked down at Bobby, sitting on the floor.
“Honey, I’m pregnant.”
Isabel
weird
george
ew how weird im watching i didnt even know i was pregnant on discovery health. im scared of being pregnant and babies. im scared of my body changing and something being alive inside of me. babies also scare me. melissa and i were talking about this in my car today. what if i drop the baby?
samantha
The obit said the girl with the pink hair was named Stella. She was ten years younger than me, had gone to my same high school and had grown two blocks over from my childhood home. It also said that she was pregnant at the time of her death.
Moxie Mezcal
god, this sucks, because I’m pretty sure that this is fate’s way of telling me the unbearably bad news that I have been avoiding for months upon months upon months and now, thanks to an internet program, I have to come to terms with my fate.
2 months and counting...
I remember a few years ago when I almost had a kid. She was pregnant and we didn’t know what we were gonna do. It was pretty emotional part of my life and now it doesnt even get recognized.
J
Oh my God, did you say pregnant!
maxine paradiso
There is no way to casually use a sentence with the word ‘pregnant’ in it and not make it awkward.
That being said…what if humans laid eggs?
Myona
I looked at the woman walking toward me from the doctor’s office. She was clearly pregnant. I tried to stilfle a gag. Her stomach spilled over her jeans. Yet, she wore a smile. I was sick.
MH
happy I am to finally feel the kicking of little feet. The wiggle of a little being growing inside me. my stomach stretches and grows to accommodate the new life.
Ro
there are babies everywhere and i don’t see them but they keep crawling by me
rachel katz
babies are everywhere
rachel
Pregnancy looks like it’s the most painful thing in the world. I wouldn’t mind having kids but watching that shit on tv doesn’t make me wanna have one! Haha! We’ll save that for someone else and then I’ll adopt that kid!
Poopyvomit
the thought, poised above my throat,
hanging like a ripe fruit in the fall
the last to succumb to gravity
finally it falls
it is uttered
and it is regretted immediately
nic sims
What a stupid word..
Joseph
woman who is big my cousin jen was just preggo i hope well i wont get a girl pregnant anytime soon but it could one day be a super splendid thing. preggo is a good pasta sauce
rich
Pregnancy. Probably stinks.
But the reward is something that is worth the trouble. Funny, the reward is to grant something to someone else.
Life.
C. Manasa
um terrifying. pee on a stick. never should happen. ew. yuck. babies.
kp
My sister was pregnant once. She named her baby Edgar, what a horrible name. We call him Gary. He was named after his stupid father, whome she divorced.
Anais
rainy day
Anonymous
i like the soup given to me by my psychologist
Anais
I’ve never really thought too much about pregnancy, to be honest, I’m too young to think about that kind of thing. I’m also not too fond of children. But thinking about it…I want to have kids when I get older. It would make me happy. I don’t know why.
Diana.
oh my gosh, it seems like everyone is getting pregnant. the college i go to there’s at least 80 percent of the girls pregnant or at least has two or three kids. thank god i am not pregnant because i could not have kids right now, they kind of get on my nerves f
tia
if your stomach is as big as a whale, become one. jUST eat kelp and if you swallow pinnochio by accident, dont sneeze, you could also volunteer as a jail. all firewood would, of course be confiscatede. Again, don’t sneeze
Anonymous
pregnant people shouldnt be allowed to smoke or drink, simply for the fact that the baby in the womb could turn out fucked up and who knows what else will happen. i try to think of what to write about pregnance but who really knows what to talk about since im pretty sure i was in my moms
pregnant and resting my cheek against the cold metal sinks. pregnant and forcing myself past him and through the door. pregnant and sitting at home next to the phone wondering how quickly i could reverse the piece of him he’d put inside me and then i thought of how beautiful he was and wouldn’t consider it.
i would love to be, but i dont love you, i’m sorry. i wish i could have your baby,but i’m not sure thats how it’s meant to be. i know you would be a great father, but i couldnt be a good mother to your child.
My wife was pregnant. I ran down the different aisles of the cubicles yelling with joy and my co-workers peaked out grinning. Even the boss congratulated me and told me to take the week off. I packed my things, ran for the car and rushed home. Then I saw flashing lights. What a mood killer. I pulled over fumbling for my wallet.
My oldest daughter was pregnant, and I couldn’t have been happier; this was going to be my first child, so like any other father, I puffed up with pride. I stood outside the delivery room waiting. The nurse rushed out with a huge grin and announced that it was a boy. I began tearing up.
Why are you running away?
Horror belly, swollen. Lost pride. Responsability. Stillness. Pain.
I can’t believe this is happening. My nightmares came true. Is it blue? But Who? I don’t remember anything about that night. But it’s impossible. I’m too young. Is there anything I can do? Do clothes hangers really work?
My sister was pregnant until today… now I have a new nephew. He’s fresh and shiny, newly minted. I like him so much already. Will he like me? I wonder.
my roomate was pregnant but she left today. i cried alot. School will not be the same.
Well i hope to someday be pregnant. But ofcourse i want to be married, happily, and i want to be at a much older age than 16. Although i may feel scared about being pregnant and all the things that go along with it, i think it would be a great miracle.
There was a very pregnant pause. Sue was unsure how to break it; she didn’t want to disturb his tears if he didn’t want comfort, but she didn’t want him to think she hadn’t noticed him if he did. How was she to know whether or not he was simply letting his emotions go?
I’m pregnant, she screamed! The baby’s bounding itself to my innards. I’m going to cry. Wait, wait. I know what I’ll do. Hand me that knife! The super glue, too. I’ll kill it, I’ll kill it! She shouted with glee. And I just watched, dismay painted on my face. I felt bad, but I couldn’t stop her that night.
Pregnancy (latin “graviditas”) is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations, as in the case of twins or triplets. Human pregnancy is the most studied of all mammalian pregnancies. Obstetrics is the surgical field that studies and cares for high risk pregnancy. Midwifery is the non-surgical field that cares for pregnancy and pregnant women.
Childbirth usually occurs about 38 weeks after conception; i.e., approximately 40 weeks from the last normal menstrual period (LNMP) in humans. The World Health Organization defines normal term for delivery as between 37 weeks and 42 weeks[citation needed]. The calculation of this date involves the assumption of a regular 28-day menstrual cycle.
omg im scared this will suck
This was the final straw. If that man did not get me my hot wings and ice cream in the next five minutes, he can just forget this whole thing.
Jane looked in the mirror and saw, with a gasp. that there was a bulge sticking out between her hips. “No way.” she said to herself, then looked down at Bobby, sitting on the floor.
“Honey, I’m pregnant.”
weird
ew how weird im watching i didnt even know i was pregnant on discovery health. im scared of being pregnant and babies. im scared of my body changing and something being alive inside of me. babies also scare me. melissa and i were talking about this in my car today. what if i drop the baby?
The obit said the girl with the pink hair was named Stella. She was ten years younger than me, had gone to my same high school and had grown two blocks over from my childhood home. It also said that she was pregnant at the time of her death.
god, this sucks, because I’m pretty sure that this is fate’s way of telling me the unbearably bad news that I have been avoiding for months upon months upon months and now, thanks to an internet program, I have to come to terms with my fate.
I remember a few years ago when I almost had a kid. She was pregnant and we didn’t know what we were gonna do. It was pretty emotional part of my life and now it doesnt even get recognized.
Oh my God, did you say pregnant!
There is no way to casually use a sentence with the word ‘pregnant’ in it and not make it awkward.
That being said…what if humans laid eggs?
I looked at the woman walking toward me from the doctor’s office. She was clearly pregnant. I tried to stilfle a gag. Her stomach spilled over her jeans. Yet, she wore a smile. I was sick.
happy I am to finally feel the kicking of little feet. The wiggle of a little being growing inside me. my stomach stretches and grows to accommodate the new life.
there are babies everywhere and i don’t see them but they keep crawling by me
babies are everywhere
Pregnancy looks like it’s the most painful thing in the world. I wouldn’t mind having kids but watching that shit on tv doesn’t make me wanna have one! Haha! We’ll save that for someone else and then I’ll adopt that kid!
the thought, poised above my throat,
hanging like a ripe fruit in the fall
the last to succumb to gravity
finally it falls
it is uttered
and it is regretted immediately
What a stupid word..
woman who is big my cousin jen was just preggo i hope well i wont get a girl pregnant anytime soon but it could one day be a super splendid thing. preggo is a good pasta sauce
Pregnancy. Probably stinks.
But the reward is something that is worth the trouble. Funny, the reward is to grant something to someone else.
Life.
um terrifying. pee on a stick. never should happen. ew. yuck. babies.
My sister was pregnant once. She named her baby Edgar, what a horrible name. We call him Gary. He was named after his stupid father, whome she divorced.
rainy day
i like the soup given to me by my psychologist
I’ve never really thought too much about pregnancy, to be honest, I’m too young to think about that kind of thing. I’m also not too fond of children. But thinking about it…I want to have kids when I get older. It would make me happy. I don’t know why.
oh my gosh, it seems like everyone is getting pregnant. the college i go to there’s at least 80 percent of the girls pregnant or at least has two or three kids. thank god i am not pregnant because i could not have kids right now, they kind of get on my nerves f
if your stomach is as big as a whale, become one. jUST eat kelp and if you swallow pinnochio by accident, dont sneeze, you could also volunteer as a jail. all firewood would, of course be confiscatede. Again, don’t sneeze
pregnant people shouldnt be allowed to smoke or drink, simply for the fact that the baby in the womb could turn out fucked up and who knows what else will happen. i try to think of what to write about pregnance but who really knows what to talk about since im pretty sure i was in my moms