some jokes about george w. bush choking on one although i myself have not seen the incident occur. I used to love them, especially when they didn’t come in pretzel form and were in stick shape instead. we called them salt sticks. my coworker gave me a yogurt-covered one last night.
Siaana
so salty and so tasty. something simple yet so incredibly delicious. a simple twist of bread and a twisty delicious treat. hmmmmmm im actually thinking of how you and i could reinvent the shape of a pretzel ;]
lovely amazing wonky buscuit.
dry delicious salty brown crazy fun stuff
do you like pretzels?
indigo
i could get tied up into you. you are all i have ever wanted. all i have ever hoped for. all i have ever dreamed of. and here you are. lets get tangled up together. live here forever. nevver ever surrender.
Elle
good old george bush was not a fan of these. almost choked on this little sucker, didn’t he? isn’t it funny how easily you can end
Louisa Carpenter
he could fold like a pretzel in his acrobatic show of lionic supremeness. but he could not fool her.
RK
The big soft ones at the mall are the best. I never like the dry ones; they make me thirsty.
Sometimes I eat them anyway. First world problems…
This things don’t remind me of childhood as they do for many people. I run into that issue a lot. I don’t think she raised me conventionally, but for everyone else it seems to have ended up that way. I would not have it any other way.
Jessika
i am craving that buttery salty goodness melting in my mouth. the pure joy as i wash my lemonade down with it. i want to devour it in one bite yet again i never want it to end so i savour every last bite. licking the grease and salt off my lips leads to my guilt but then i get a hint of its every lasting deliciousness in my mouth and i remember the delight the simple snack brought me
they make me think of a strange life where nothing makes sense and you just kind of have to go with it. there are always gonna be those really salty bites and you’ll wonder why you took that bite and you realize, no matter what you would’ve had to take it anyway.
B
A pretzel is a fantastic warm and gooey delicious thing to eat. It is warm and salty but sometimes you can get it with cinnamon and sugar. Those are the best. They are filling and can be salty or they can be sweet and a dessert. I love warm fresh pretzels.
shaye.adamczyk@gmail.com
yummy
the salt is good on my tummy
this might taste a little weird with my rummy
this rhyme just makes me feel like a dummy
when I die, I hope I don’t become a mummy.
hehehehe shlummy.
Brandon Bishop
I’m twisting and contorting myself into this weird pretzel-like shape, only, I still can’t figure out who I’m trying to impress. And why it even matters I do this.
twisted, convoluted, salty, doughy, tough, and tasty. baker’s trick. knot not quite alexandrian. noun of interest in stories of childhood.
Jordan
Her tongue twisted around the words she ached to say, a pretzel of emotion. A simple eight syllables, that she knew would either his hand from hers as though scalded, or make him draw her in closer.
The swirling cacophony of emotions.
This tumultuous moment.
Pretzel is what we call Mike at the office because his last name is Pretz. I think he is going out of his way to be nice to me because he seems very excited to party and drink with me. Or maybe I can seduce him as well just like I did Brandon.
Kirby Bittner
Long and salty, or twisted up in knots, pretzels are the fun, take along, anywhere, anytime snack. A fun little crunch for the mouth that puts a smile on your lips. They evoke memories of childhood, of picnics and sweet, easy joy.
M.S. Ross
Honey Mustard Pretzels in Holland, I remember. Can’t shake that “Mmm..mmm…mmmore please” feeling I used to get when that little bag of golden goodness crumpled all hollow in my hands. Honey Mustard Pretzels: you have haunted me for twelve years, but I will not give up–I will not back down. I will taste you once more, my temptress–my muse.
Emiliy
These pretzels are making me thirsty. I don’t eat pretzels very often, but I always get one when I go to the mall. I’ve always loved auntie annie’s pretzels. I usually eat three sour cream and onion ones with a strawberry lemonade. I have gotten them at the mall for years and I even got them when I was in NYC because they had an Auntie Annie’s just off of time’s square.
Sterling James
i love pretzels. small ones and those huge ones alike. it reminds me of my life outside my hometown.
Kaorita
I was just talking to the costumer, they said they wanted it salted! Well they were also talking about yoga. Isn’t that kind of ironic, pretzel after yoga? Anyways, now I have to make a new one. And the boss is watching. This looks bad. No, I will be fine, I am just worrying.
Crispy salty goodness… Best with chocolate or mustard… Yum, I’m hungry thinking about them. I prefer them to chips and they r healthier for you.
Nicole
salty creamy salty baileys pretzel is a funny word and has really no meaning…whatsoever….so i have no idea what to write about pretzel excpet it tastes totally amazing and awoesome lol i guess go pretzel.
Emily
thinking of what to write makes me think im pretending to be a writer. i dont like pretzels. i cant think of big artistic words to elaborate on this thought. they freak me out. covered in mustard. gross.
sara
salty twisted silly cheap basement brown oddly enough i believe it could be a small bread-composed elf crossed in prayer to its god, some sort of large, doughy mass or perhaps it is just sitting cross-legged, waiting for a phone call. it wishes for everything to be untwisted and straightforward, but is life really that way, is it, twisted pretzel
maelstrom
mustard and miracle whip. sitting with siblings outside the pool turning beet red. george washington, best friends, engagements. alchoholic mothers and abusers. huge boobs. long hair. getting fucked over by your coked out boyfriend. salt.
kailley
Pretzels are very salty. Often times, it’s difficult to attain that precise level of saltiness that really makes the experience and enjoyable one. Pretzels are certainly not my favorite snack, but they provide adequate sustenance if I’m ever hungry.
Patrick Knoll
It was soft and satisfying; a taste I hadn’t experienced ever since he went away. Being that he was back, I saw no harm in delving into the pleasurable taste once again, and together with him. It was, after all, how we first met.
Michelle
I miss England. Hot, soft pretzels on a winter’s day. Sour cream and chives flavour. Mmmmmmmm.
Shellstar
i love pretzels. they remind me of my childhood. my grandma could throw me in front of the tv with a bag of pretzels and i’d be set for hours. my mom still buys them sometimes, i like the butter spindle pretzels now, though. they’re salty but not enough to actually give me a heart attack. there’s a special comfort in pretzels that i think i’ll carry with me after college and after i leave home. kn
Sam
the pretzels are fun and salty you can eat them constantly and have a great taste in your mouth
they have a particular form with curves and have a very special color
diana
i like pretzels. they remind me of when you used to work in the mall and i would come over after class. you would take your lunch break and we would grab a pretzel and talk about how much you hated your job and how much i hated school. i’m sorry things aren’t as simple as that anymore. i
Emily
I love pretzels!!!!!! My favorite is when it’s covered in cinnamon and frosting. I can’t think of anything else to say at the moment.
this pretzel was walking down the hallway into the gym. He was so ready to win this basketball game. He almost puked with excitement. the team knew he was the star player so they chanted his name, “PRETZEL! PRETZEL!”, as he slowly swayed to the center of the court. The whistle blew and Pretzel tapped the ball to his team mate, Al. Al swished down the court dribbling the ball and then passed it back to Pretzel. He ali-ooped it right into the basket!
Eliza
Pretzels and m&m’s. The world’s greatest snack. Sweet, delicious milk chocolate mixed with the salty crunch of a pretzel. Combining the two into one beautiful snack? Pure genius. I’ll never want to anything else again.
is so salty i tingle it makes me jump think of the lakes and how the spread oh dont you want it too? it could take you places you wouldnt assume love the purity love the innocence but i die here in its vastness. covered in plastic i sit and wait. what will there be?
sasha
pretzels are delicious with alot of cheese and salt but yoga is super healing and soothing if your not afraid to bend. pretzels mmmm. this is an odd word. who thinks of how this is spelled? or how to spell words? zzz pretzel. ha. we serve pretzels at my school. I never get them though. maybe I should try something new. this has inspired life for me:)
Samantha
Warm and soft, or crunchy and salty; many would argue that pretzels are bar none the best snack food on the planet. Perhaps it is the twisted shape that gets us excited for pretzels, or maybe it is the spongy dough that tastes so good to us. Whatever the case may be, one thing is certain, I need a pretzel now.
Ben
I fucking hate pretzels. Who the f named those damn things! What don’t they call them bread wing a dings? They are evil for 2 reasons 1. they are unhealthy 2. other unhealthy things taste better!
Andrew
Wetzel’s Pretzels…… They have amazing pretzel dogs. Try one. Go to the mall or an air port and fucking try one. Your mind will be fucked. Mind. Fuck.
some jokes about george w. bush choking on one although i myself have not seen the incident occur. I used to love them, especially when they didn’t come in pretzel form and were in stick shape instead. we called them salt sticks. my coworker gave me a yogurt-covered one last night.
so salty and so tasty. something simple yet so incredibly delicious. a simple twist of bread and a twisty delicious treat. hmmmmmm im actually thinking of how you and i could reinvent the shape of a pretzel ;]
lovely amazing wonky buscuit.
dry delicious salty brown crazy fun stuff
do you like pretzels?
i could get tied up into you. you are all i have ever wanted. all i have ever hoped for. all i have ever dreamed of. and here you are. lets get tangled up together. live here forever. nevver ever surrender.
good old george bush was not a fan of these. almost choked on this little sucker, didn’t he? isn’t it funny how easily you can end
he could fold like a pretzel in his acrobatic show of lionic supremeness. but he could not fool her.
The big soft ones at the mall are the best. I never like the dry ones; they make me thirsty.
Sometimes I eat them anyway. First world problems…
This things don’t remind me of childhood as they do for many people. I run into that issue a lot. I don’t think she raised me conventionally, but for everyone else it seems to have ended up that way. I would not have it any other way.
i am craving that buttery salty goodness melting in my mouth. the pure joy as i wash my lemonade down with it. i want to devour it in one bite yet again i never want it to end so i savour every last bite. licking the grease and salt off my lips leads to my guilt but then i get a hint of its every lasting deliciousness in my mouth and i remember the delight the simple snack brought me
they make me think of a strange life where nothing makes sense and you just kind of have to go with it. there are always gonna be those really salty bites and you’ll wonder why you took that bite and you realize, no matter what you would’ve had to take it anyway.
A pretzel is a fantastic warm and gooey delicious thing to eat. It is warm and salty but sometimes you can get it with cinnamon and sugar. Those are the best. They are filling and can be salty or they can be sweet and a dessert. I love warm fresh pretzels.
yummy
the salt is good on my tummy
this might taste a little weird with my rummy
this rhyme just makes me feel like a dummy
when I die, I hope I don’t become a mummy.
hehehehe shlummy.
I’m twisting and contorting myself into this weird pretzel-like shape, only, I still can’t figure out who I’m trying to impress. And why it even matters I do this.
twisted, convoluted, salty, doughy, tough, and tasty. baker’s trick. knot not quite alexandrian. noun of interest in stories of childhood.
Her tongue twisted around the words she ached to say, a pretzel of emotion. A simple eight syllables, that she knew would either his hand from hers as though scalded, or make him draw her in closer.
The swirling cacophony of emotions.
This tumultuous moment.
Pretzel is what we call Mike at the office because his last name is Pretz. I think he is going out of his way to be nice to me because he seems very excited to party and drink with me. Or maybe I can seduce him as well just like I did Brandon.
Long and salty, or twisted up in knots, pretzels are the fun, take along, anywhere, anytime snack. A fun little crunch for the mouth that puts a smile on your lips. They evoke memories of childhood, of picnics and sweet, easy joy.
Honey Mustard Pretzels in Holland, I remember. Can’t shake that “Mmm..mmm…mmmore please” feeling I used to get when that little bag of golden goodness crumpled all hollow in my hands. Honey Mustard Pretzels: you have haunted me for twelve years, but I will not give up–I will not back down. I will taste you once more, my temptress–my muse.
These pretzels are making me thirsty. I don’t eat pretzels very often, but I always get one when I go to the mall. I’ve always loved auntie annie’s pretzels. I usually eat three sour cream and onion ones with a strawberry lemonade. I have gotten them at the mall for years and I even got them when I was in NYC because they had an Auntie Annie’s just off of time’s square.
i love pretzels. small ones and those huge ones alike. it reminds me of my life outside my hometown.
I was just talking to the costumer, they said they wanted it salted! Well they were also talking about yoga. Isn’t that kind of ironic, pretzel after yoga? Anyways, now I have to make a new one. And the boss is watching. This looks bad. No, I will be fine, I am just worrying.
Crispy salty goodness… Best with chocolate or mustard… Yum, I’m hungry thinking about them. I prefer them to chips and they r healthier for you.
salty creamy salty baileys pretzel is a funny word and has really no meaning…whatsoever….so i have no idea what to write about pretzel excpet it tastes totally amazing and awoesome lol i guess go pretzel.
thinking of what to write makes me think im pretending to be a writer. i dont like pretzels. i cant think of big artistic words to elaborate on this thought. they freak me out. covered in mustard. gross.
salty twisted silly cheap basement brown oddly enough i believe it could be a small bread-composed elf crossed in prayer to its god, some sort of large, doughy mass or perhaps it is just sitting cross-legged, waiting for a phone call. it wishes for everything to be untwisted and straightforward, but is life really that way, is it, twisted pretzel
mustard and miracle whip. sitting with siblings outside the pool turning beet red. george washington, best friends, engagements. alchoholic mothers and abusers. huge boobs. long hair. getting fucked over by your coked out boyfriend. salt.
Pretzels are very salty. Often times, it’s difficult to attain that precise level of saltiness that really makes the experience and enjoyable one. Pretzels are certainly not my favorite snack, but they provide adequate sustenance if I’m ever hungry.
It was soft and satisfying; a taste I hadn’t experienced ever since he went away. Being that he was back, I saw no harm in delving into the pleasurable taste once again, and together with him. It was, after all, how we first met.
I miss England. Hot, soft pretzels on a winter’s day. Sour cream and chives flavour. Mmmmmmmm.
i love pretzels. they remind me of my childhood. my grandma could throw me in front of the tv with a bag of pretzels and i’d be set for hours. my mom still buys them sometimes, i like the butter spindle pretzels now, though. they’re salty but not enough to actually give me a heart attack. there’s a special comfort in pretzels that i think i’ll carry with me after college and after i leave home. kn
the pretzels are fun and salty you can eat them constantly and have a great taste in your mouth
they have a particular form with curves and have a very special color
i like pretzels. they remind me of when you used to work in the mall and i would come over after class. you would take your lunch break and we would grab a pretzel and talk about how much you hated your job and how much i hated school. i’m sorry things aren’t as simple as that anymore. i
I love pretzels!!!!!! My favorite is when it’s covered in cinnamon and frosting. I can’t think of anything else to say at the moment.
this pretzel was walking down the hallway into the gym. He was so ready to win this basketball game. He almost puked with excitement. the team knew he was the star player so they chanted his name, “PRETZEL! PRETZEL!”, as he slowly swayed to the center of the court. The whistle blew and Pretzel tapped the ball to his team mate, Al. Al swished down the court dribbling the ball and then passed it back to Pretzel. He ali-ooped it right into the basket!
Pretzels and m&m’s. The world’s greatest snack. Sweet, delicious milk chocolate mixed with the salty crunch of a pretzel. Combining the two into one beautiful snack? Pure genius. I’ll never want to anything else again.
is so salty i tingle it makes me jump think of the lakes and how the spread oh dont you want it too? it could take you places you wouldnt assume love the purity love the innocence but i die here in its vastness. covered in plastic i sit and wait. what will there be?
pretzels are delicious with alot of cheese and salt but yoga is super healing and soothing if your not afraid to bend. pretzels mmmm. this is an odd word. who thinks of how this is spelled? or how to spell words? zzz pretzel. ha. we serve pretzels at my school. I never get them though. maybe I should try something new. this has inspired life for me:)
Warm and soft, or crunchy and salty; many would argue that pretzels are bar none the best snack food on the planet. Perhaps it is the twisted shape that gets us excited for pretzels, or maybe it is the spongy dough that tastes so good to us. Whatever the case may be, one thing is certain, I need a pretzel now.
I fucking hate pretzels. Who the f named those damn things! What don’t they call them bread wing a dings? They are evil for 2 reasons 1. they are unhealthy 2. other unhealthy things taste better!
Wetzel’s Pretzels…… They have amazing pretzel dogs. Try one. Go to the mall or an air port and fucking try one. Your mind will be fucked. Mind. Fuck.