pretzel

May 22nd, 2011 | 557 Entries

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557 Entries for “pretzel”

  1. pretzels are salty deliciousness. best pretzel i ever had was in New York City, i was there with my parents. my dad and i played this game where ehenever we saw someone smoking we’d say “banana”. We were always saying banana, it drove my mom crazy!

    kaley
  2. I love pretzels. They have been my favorite food since as long as I can remember. I crave them whenever I eat sweets. I crave them whenever I don’t. People know me for my pretzels habits and that’s just cool with me. I love them! They have become a little friend of mine. They comfort me and remind me of home. They remind me of my uniqueness. They are so silly.

    Jesi
  3. pretzel is a fucking twisted piece of crunchy ass bread product that i prefer to be slightly salted. mustard is the preferred condiment with a pretzel but if you’re a weirdo nacho cheese works too.

    Ian
  4. are twisted like people who are confused. not to eat just to see. . possibly write WIHT a pretzel but not about it . . has to be salted and can dip in mustard. . that’s the way it works. . but dipped in chocolate is also good some people say.da dasdfsdf
    whatever, wen ever

    rita
  5. I imagined a curly small pretzel at first. But then I thought about the new M&Ms and that xray commercial. Then I imagined a new york pretzel along with that white napkin/tissue paper that they give you.

    Good stuff.

    Now I’m thinking of a yoga contortionist doing “pretzel twists”.

    Now I’m thinking I’m almost out of time.

    mo
  6. Twisting into a pretzel, a maze, a labyrinth my thoughts run in no direction and every direction at the same time, wondering, wandering, moving from moment to moment as the beat of life flows and everything makes its way through the passes of my synapses.

    Laura
  7. I love chocolate and I love pretzels. But I do not like them together. Nor do I like them in an M&M. I think that is strange on my part. But I do love the big soft pretzels covered in cinnamon and sugar. Those are awesome especially dipped in icing. Yummy!!!

    Kari Norene
  8. yummmmmmmy. jamba juice’s are boss. the end. :)

    Sydney
  9. baseball games. My dad. Jamba Juice with mom. Alwayse getting mustard. Haha and awlways splattering it in the car. Mommy and daddy comfort food.

    Sydney
  10. When I was a kid I use to twist myself into pretzel while all the neighborhood boys watched in awe. I loved the attention and I thought one day I would take my talent for gymnastics and turn it into a wonderful career, maybe even an Olympic medal. I never thought I would be here working the buffet lunch shift at Joe’s gentlemens club….

  11. The edible moebius, elegant fast-food.

  12. you are salty and delicious.

    cwead
  13. Warm, soft, and twisted pretzel. Reminds me a lot of my life. Very twisted. Filled with seeds… they make up each and every possible thing that has happened, is happening, and will happen in my life. Then you eat the pretzel and it’s similar to life, yet again… It’s gone. Life goes.

  14. They found her body in a pretzel in the shower. They had no way of explaining it, especially because there were no fingerprints, bruises that should have been there from the pressure of forcing her in that position, or any signs of breaking and entering. But the image of the frozen scream on her face wasn’t going to leave them anytime soon. They’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit, but the fact that whoever did this put ribbons in her hair and left a “happy birthday card” laid across her stomach was something that haunted them.

  15. The Hofbrauhaus in Newport has sucky pretzels. The last person I ever heard use the word sucky was LC when she was describing Spencer. Well the bier cheese is good but the pretzels are sucky.

    LL
  16. Warm, soft, and twisted up pretzel. It’s similar to my life. Warm, soft, and completely twisted.

  17. I’ve always liked pretzels. It’s kinda funny. They really have no actually flavor. But at the same time, the salty-ness gets really addicting and it’s hard to have just one of them.

  18. Few things manage to make me happy always… Auntie Annie’s pretzel never fails.

  19. Oh the American snack pretzel. Lol I read somewhere that Bush once traumatized himself by getting choked by one. Funny. Imagining it in your min

  20. I went to Las Vegas this weekend and had a pretzel from serendipity 3 in front of Cesar’s Palace. It was a bacon cheddar jalapeno pretzel and it sounds delicious but it turned out to be salty bread like always. I feel like pretzels are one of those foods that only sound amazing, but aren’t. One day I’ll open a pretzel shop where the pretzels actually taste good. Till then I’ll continue to hope that the next one I eat will be as delicious as it sounds… sigh

    Eli
  21. twisted like a pretzel
    heartstrings pulled
    in a million directions
    till i am cold and wasted
    falling apart
    at the bottom of someones
    forgotten memory

  22. Salty and crisp, buttery and way too yummy to actually be health food. Wait, no nutritional value, you say? I knew it! But what about the value I get in just being HAPPY while eating my pretzel? That’s some value. I celebrate the pretzel by eating another.

    Nancy
  23. a twisted, salty, brown string that is crispy. the epitomy of distorted taste and snack.

  24. pretzels are from germany. they’re round sometimes, squashed sometimes, chocolate sometimes and crunchy sometimes. they don’t make sense, as in the shape of it, nor the creation itself to be honest.

    the word pretzel doesn’t make any sense either. unless it’s in german. then i suppose it does.

    azzy
  25. OOH! Today after a brief impulse shopping stint wherein we bought a book on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, a cute red piggy bank, a pair of dotted shorts and matching socks, and a stuffed rabbit, we went to whole foods. While scanning the aisles for free samples like a lion scanning the horizon for a gazelle, we stumbled upon a box of Annie’s organic cheesy bunny crackers and bunny pretzels. Best thing in the world, even if every time I eat them I feel a bit bad about eating a baby rabbit.

    EmAuggie
  26. twisting and turning, i think of pretzels when i think about the mall. when i think about the mall i also think about the atm machine that didn’t let me check my balance and how you have to show a license when using debit cards in some stores. but you never know which stores, so you have to get cash. and the atm is right by the pretzel shop.

    Delaney
  27. aunt annies has the best cinnamon pretzels. yum or pretzels at yankee stadium with salt and cheese, even better. with a cup of lemonade, just my fav.

    Jennifer Osorio
  28. He dropped the pretzel on the gritty wet pavement. “What is going on?” He cried.

  29. In the soft. Why isn’t the soft pretzel here? I can’t imagine a pretzel without salt. I’d really like to have a non-salted pretzel just with a lot of cheese on it instead. Maybe dip it in some ketchup. I really don’t know, maybe that would taste good. I’ve never done that before. I wonder where all the pretzels go when I eat them from the banana’s and the peanut butter and honey.

    Austen Andrews
  30. Pretzels, salty like the sea. Soft yet chewy. Dip them in molten lava cheese or lick powdered sugar off your lips. Just a kiss. Cream cheese dashed on the edges. The lonely man holding out a sample, please take one, please I just want to go home. This is my job. Take a bite

    Gabbi
  31. Salty and twisty and delicious. Better when soft and with hot cheese! A new york street. Or in a shopping mall in Seattle. Sometimes with sugar. Sometimes with pepperonis like a pizza. Like a game of twister. Pretzely goodness!

    Amanda
  32. I hate oneword. The timer thing doesn’t work for mine. Pretzels…pah!

  33. this sounds silly to me, but here goes. I have been meaning to start writing again. I haven’t written seriously for a year or two. Shameful, isn’t it?

    Brenda Smith
  34. Haha yeah, what! I just started replaying Rollercoaster Tycoon today. And yeah… it has a pretzel stand and everything…already. Uh huh, try to beat that.

  35. PRETZELS ARE SALTY AND THEY HAVE THIS GREAT FLAVOR FROM THE BAKING SODA THEY’RE DIPPED IN. MY SISTER JUST DISCOVERED GLUTEN FREE YOUGURT BAGELS.

    SANDRA LEVIN
  36. I sat lazily on the brown faux-suede couch, the television blaring meaningless noise, and my hand reaching towards the pretzel bag at my midsection. I was met with nothing but dry flakes of baked wheat and bits of salt. I frowned in dissatisfaction as I set the bag aside. “We’re not that different,” I said to the empty bag laying on the stained wooden table at my side. Both empty, fake, filled with useless shit. Trash, meant to be discarded with no second thought. “No,” I said again, my voice alien in the silent room, “we’re not that different at all.”

    Riley Frost
  37. There was a game we used to play at camp called Pretzel. Some people called it the Human Knot. The idea was the same.

    You stand in a circle, and grab hands across from you and create this giant mess of people, and you don’t know where on person starts and another begins.

    I hate that game.

    It reminds me too much of my own imperfections.

    Kat
  38. I like pretzel. it is a tasty treat. all salty and yummy. wow i really want a pretzel right now.. Damn I wish I had one, it would be aamazing. Wow I can’t spell, I wish i could cospell and not just have to keep erasing. I wonder where my white eraser whent. I hade it a while back.

    Elizabeth
  39. I took the hand sized bag I quickly ripped it open as if I was hulk hogan ripping his shirt off so I could enjoy the pretzels just as I had intended previously

  40. Sometimes, I never really understand what makes a pretzel have the delicate curves that it does. It’s quite interesting, really. Small, but never ending.

    Caitlin